Hi everyone!! I'm RyoChii17 or Hanna in real life. I'm only 13 years old since I was born in this world on Dec. 17, 1995

So to everyone, yoroshiku ne??

I'm currently a student here in Dubai with my family which includes my annoying brother...

As you can see on my pen name RyoChii, I'm currently addicted to Hey! Say! JUMP especially Ryosuke Yamada and Chinen Yuri thus the name 'RyoChii17'...
I'm also obssessed with the Twilight Series and is one of the Team Edwards out there...
I don't hate Jacob. In fact, I like him...
It just so happens I LOVE Edward more...

And of course, I'M A FANATIC OF ANIME/MANGA!! XD

If you like one of those I mentioned above, we'll get along fine. ;-)

I also have an LiveJournal which has the stories I'm making for my friends and 'Why Did I Fall In Love With You?'...

By the way, thanks to those who read and reviewed my fic...
It's very much appreciated...

THANK YOU!!

/.../RaNdOmNeSs/.../

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.

If you think I'm stupid, what does that make you?

I’m not listening, but keep talking. I enjoy the way your voice makes my ears bleed.

Are you always this retarded or are you making a special effort today?

I’d insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn’t understand and if I tried to explain it to you, your brain might implode from information overload.

I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.

You were looking good from afar.. now you’re far from looking good.

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

Sarcasm is the body's natural defense against stupidity.

Jealousy is a disease…get well soon!!

I don’t believe in plastic surgery, But in your case, go ahead.

If you ask why I'm here, I'll tell you it's because Heaven didn't want me...
And Hell's afraid I'd take over.

I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.

I’m not crazy! The voices tell me I am entirely sane…

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

People say that laughter is the best medicine…
Your face must be curing the world!

Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

Whatever you do, don’t congratulate yourself too much. You’re not that good.

...Reasons WHY Edward Cullen is Best...

A normal guy would say: “I love you Baby!”
Edward Cullen would say: “You are my life now.”

Normal Guy would say: “I think I am falling for you.”
Edward Cullen would say: “The Lion fell in Love with the Lamb”

Normal Guy would say: “You hair looks like a haystack; go brush it!”
Edward Cullen would say: "Your hair looks like a haystack but I like it.”

A normal guy would pick a random song from a random artist and dedicate it to you.
Edward Cullen would sing you a song he wrote for you while playing the piano.

If you died, a normal guy would find another.
If you died, Edward would kill himself cause life without you isn’t worth living.

"Well, I wasn't going to live without you.." He rolled his eyes as if that fact were childishly obvious. "..but I wasn't sure how to do it. I knew Emmett and Jasper would never help so I was thinking maybe I would go to Italy and do something to provoke the Volturi."

As you leave the house, a normal guy would say: “Bye, see ya!”
As you leave the house Edward Cullen would say: “Come back to me, love.”

He smiled my favorite smile. "Hurry back to me."
"Always."

As you come back to the house, a normal guy would be watching TV and wouldn’t even notice.
As you come back to the house, Edward Cullen would be welcoming you by playing the piano with a song just for you.

"I heard the music before I was out of the car. Edward hadn't touched his piano since the night Alice left. Now, as I shut the door, I heard the song morph through a bridge and change into my lullaby. Edward was welcoming me home.'

A normal guy would wait for you to make him breakfast.
Edward Cullen would make you breakfast everyday.

While you are both out for dinner, a normal guy wouldn’t keep his eyes off the sexy waitress.
Edward Cullen wouldn’t even notice the waitress was a female. (HAHAHAHAHA! SANA GANON LANG LAHAT NG MGA LALAKE)

A normal guy, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and one hand on the radio.
Edward Cullen, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and the other attached to yours.

While far apart in different places, a normal guy would say: “I miss you.”
While far apart in different places, Edward Cullen would say: “It’s like you've taken half myself with you.”

A normal guy wouldn’t care or notice if you had nightmares.
Edward Cullen would sing until your nightmares went away.

"Do you want me to sing to you? I'll sing all night if it will keep the bad dreams away."

A normal guy does it with everyone.
Edward Cullen only does it with one.

A normal guy buys you flowers and chocolates.
Edward Cullen buys you a car.

and the list goes on.. just wish he's real-living in this lifetime with me :))

The F-Word

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language is the word "Fuck." It is the one magical word, which, just by it's sound describes pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language, "Fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John). It can be an active verb (Mary doesn't really give a fuck); or an adverb (Mary is really fucking interested in John); and as a noun, (Mary is a terrific fuck). It can be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful). As you see, there are very few words with the versatility of "Fuck."

Besides it's sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:

It can be used in an anatomical description -- "He's a fucking asshole."
It can be used to tell time -- "It's five fucking thirty."
It can be used in business -- "How did I end up with this fucking job?"
It can be maternal -- as in "Motherfucker."

Famous F-word Quotes:

"What the fuck was that?" -- Mayor of Hiroshima
"Where did all these fucking Indians come from?" -- General Custer
"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?" -- Captain of the Titanic
"That's not a real fucking gun." -- John Lennon
"Who's gonna fucking find out?" -- Richard Nixon
"Heads are going to fucking roll." -- Anne Boleyn
"Any fucking idiot could understand that." -- Albert Einstein
"It does so fucking look like her!" -- Picasso
"How the fuck did you work that out?" -- Pythagoras
"You want what on the fucking ceiling?" -- Michaelangelo
"Why?- Because its fucking there!" -- Edmund Hilary
"I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?" -- Joan of Arc
"Scattered fucking showers my ass." -- Noah
"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head." -- John F. Kennedy

The mind boggles at the many creative uses of the word FUCK! Use it regularly in your daily speech. It will add to your prestige.

Boys & Girls

"Equal" is not always synonymous with "the same." Men and women are
created equal. But, boys and girls are not born the same.

1. You throw a little girl a ball, and it will hit her in the nose.
You throw a little boy a ball, and he will try to catch it. Then it
will hit him in the nose.

2. You dress your little girl in her Easter Sunday best, and she'll
look just as pretty when you finally make it to church an hour
later. You dress a boy in his Easter Sunday best, and he'll somehow
find every mud puddle from your home to the church, even if you're
driving there.

3. Boys' rooms are usually messy. Girls' rooms are usually messy,
except it's a good smelling mess.

4. A baby girl will pick up a stick and look in wonderment at what
nature has made. A baby boy will pick up a stick and turn it into a
gun.

5. When girls play with Barbie and Ken dolls, they like to dress
them up and play house with them. When boys play with Barbie and Ken
dolls, they like to tear off their appendages.

6. Boys couldn't care less if their hair is unruly. If their bangs
got cut a quarter-inch too short, girls would rather lock themselves
in their room for two weeks than be seen in public.

7. Baby girls find mommy's makeup and almost instinctively start
painting their face. Baby boys find mommy's makeup and almost
instinctively start painting the walls.

8. If a girl accidentally burps, she will be embarrassed. If a boy
accidentally burps, he will follow it with a dozen fake belches.

9. Boys grow their fingernails long because because they're too lazy
to cut them. Girls grow their fingernails long - not because they
look nice - but because they can dig them into a boys arm.

10. Girls are attracted to boys, even at an early age. At an early
age, boys are attracted to dirt.

11. By the age of 6, boys will stop giving their dad kisses. By the
age of 6, girls will stop giving their dad kisses unless he bribes
them with candy.

12. Most baby girls talk before boys do. Before boys talk, they
learn how to make machine-gun noises.

13. Girls will cry if someone dies in a movie. Boys will cry if you
turn off the VCR after they've watched "Teenage Mutant Ninja
Turtles" movie three times in a row.

14. Girls turn into women. Boys turn into bigger boys.

Teach Yourself Chinese In 10 Minutes

English phrase-Chinese Interpretation

Are you harboring a fugitive?
Hu Yu Hai Ding?

See me A.S.A.P.
Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man
Dum Gai

Small Horse
Tai Ni Po Ni

Your price is too high!
No Bai Dam Ting!!

Did you go to the beach?
Wai Yu So Tan?

I bumped into a coffee table
Ai Bang Mai Ni

I think you need a facelift
Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here
Wai So Dim?

Has your flight been delayed?
Hao Long Wei Ting?

That was an unauthorized execution.
Lin Ching

I thought you were on a diet
Wai Yu Mun Ching?

This is a tow away zone.
No Pah King

You know the lyrics to the Macarena?
Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?

You are not very bright
Yu So Dum

I got this for free
Ai No Pei

I am not guilty
Wai Hang Mi?

Please, stay a while longer.
Wai Go Nao?

Our meeting was scheduled for next week.
Wai Yu Kum Nao

They have arrived
Hia Dei Kum

Stay out of sight
Lei Lo

He's cleaning his automobile
Wa Shing Ka

Your body odor is offensive
Hu Man Go!

Pew! does this bathroom stink!
Hu Flung Dung?