| -Little-Miss-Lia- |
Author has written 4 stories for Pokemon, and Ouran High School Host Club. Hey, I'm Lia :D I'm a big Ouran/Pokemon/Pheonix Wright nut and am experimenting with different genres at the moment. More about that later - Here's a few fun facts about me, in case you were desperate to know something that really doesn't matter XD Name: Lindsey (Lia... please...) Age: 15 Birthday: 18/08/1994 Country: England Baby! UPDATES: 02/01/10 Sorry. I did try to update my profile from time to time but it didn't work :X Secret Valentine is florishing. Coming to a big plot thing that leads to the end, so look out for that. Um. Hi? I might make a sequel to it if you want. I have ideas for it. Y'know. Um... HAPPY NEW YEAR! You read, you reveiw, you re-read, you realise you reveiwed wrong. Welcome to my world. Um... What's the date today? :D lol. Yeah, so I have a new oneshot - Just wish for it. I quite like it :D But yehno. I like John and Edward for Christ's sake. I'm also working on a HaruhiHikaru oneshot, that'll be up soon. I've gotten somewhere with Chapter 4 for Secret Valentine - no worries. I just wish you'd give me some reviews :/ Anyway. I have Maths Coursework. GCSEs are bitches. Peace and Love ;D You read, you reveiw, you re-read, you realise you reveiwed wrong. Welcome to my world. 03/11/09 CHRIST. I've been gone a while. -dusts profile lovingly- New Ouran fic up as of yesterday. Called 'My Secret Valentine' - I quite like the ideas I have for it. Give me time with updates, I am STEAMROLLERED with homework/coursework at the moment, so Updates will be slow at times. As for 'My Killer Ex Girlfriend', consider it a chapoter away from completion, and I have a few ideas for it but nothing solid. So that'll take awhile. Next Generation - don't hold your breath. It's a fond thought but I might abandon it. I also have idea's for a Pheonix Wright fanfic, but again, fond but distant. I am changing my screen name too. Not sure what yet, I'm doing it after this, haha :D (EDIT: -Little-Miss-Lia- ) You read, you reveiw, you re-read, you realise you reveiwed wrong. Welcome to my world. 23/05/09 So, it's been a month. Sorry guys... Deleted all storys but Killer ExGirlfriend, want to get that done before doing anything new. 1 or 2 chapters left. Also, I'm editing every singlechapter of it before starting No. 6. Live with it. AND - Expect an Ouran Fic within a month or knowing me, 9 months. You read, you reveiw, you re-read, you realise you reveiwed wrong. Welcome to my world. 15/04/09 -Blows dust from profile- PHEW. How long have I been gone? ANNYYWAAY, new profile name 'SlowerBreaths'. I quite like it, it sounds deep - yet has no actual meaning (I think)... I'll try and get a few updates going soon. I also gave up on the 100 themes challenge, I just cannot be bothered. You read, you reveiw, you re-read, you realise you reveiwed wrong. Welcome to my world. 06/11/08 New poll, plus I thought I should tell you that I am actually alive. Also, I have finished editing the Rose - well actually, that was about a fortnight ago, but my internet was down DD: You read, you reveiw, you re-read, you realise you reveiwed wrong. Welcome to my world. 16/10/08 Finally decided to weed the s--t out my account - so basically everything. Sorry everyone, the only thing I'm keeping is Diary Pages, , The OneShotSongFic Our Ordinary Journey and the drabble/songfic 'The Rose' (But the rose has been edited). Sorry, but I'm starting over. >=) You read, you reveiw, you re-read, you realise you reveiwed wrong. Welcome to my world. You know when you live in 2009 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screenname or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. I found these on a profile, and found them funny, if you laugh, put them in your profile xD On a Sears hairdryer: On a bag of Fritos! On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swanson frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: On Nytol Sleep Aid: On most brands of Christmas lights: On a Japanese food processor: On Sunsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a child's superman costume: On a Swedish chainsaw: On T-Rat (Military food): I don’t care what you’re doing so much as the idiotic way you’re doing it…” -- Teheheh, gotta love that. Dunno who said it. Pick the ones that fit you (Mine will be italizied) I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convienance store. I'm NATIvE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK. I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy. I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. I'm WHITE and have black friends so i MUST think I'm black. I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I love SHOPPING, so i MUST be rich. I'm an OG so I must be mexican. I'm FLAT CHESTED, so I MUST be MALE 1. One of your scars, how did you get it? Chicken pox 2. What is on the walls of your room? Paint 3. Do you snore, grind your teeth, or talk in your sleep? My sleep is silent :D 4. What type of music do you listen to? If it's not some kind of pop fluff, I'll like it. 5. Do you know what time you were born? Yeah, 8:23am 6. What do you want more than anything right now? Chocolate :) 7. What do you miss? Being innocent. AHH, why am I plauged with such DIRTY THOUGHTS?! 8. What is your most prized possession? Laptop. 9. How tall are you? 5'7ft. 10. Do you get claustrophobic? Very much so. 11. Do you get scared in the dark? A little. 12. The last person to make you cry is...? My crush. 13. What is your favorite perfume for a girl? Sicily, D&G 14. What kind of hair/eye color do you like on the opposite gender? I don't mind 15. Where can you see yourself being proposed to? At a fountain. 16. Coffee or energy drink? Relentless. 17. What's your favorite pizza topping? I hate pizza. 18. If you could eat anything right now, what would it be? Choclate. 21. What was the first meaningful gift you've ever received? A black notebook with an elfin queen picture from my sister. 22. Do you like anybody? Well... Um... SHUT UP >:@ 23. Are you double-jointed? Yes. 24. What's your favorite clothing brand? Miss Selfridge. 26. Do you have a pet right now? 4! 27. What kind is it? Two Jack Russels, two Farm Cats. 28. Would you fall in love knowing he/she was leaving? You can't help falling in love. 29. What is the best way to tell someone how much they mean to you? To their face. 30. Say a number between one and a hundred. 30 31. Blondes or brunettes? Brunettes. 32. What is the one number you call most often? My friend Kelly. 33. What annoys you the most? My friend Kelly. 34. Have you been out of the USA? Well, I live in England. 35. What are your weaknesses? I trust to easily. 36. Have you met anyone famous? No. 37. What was your first job? Watching midgets. 38. Have you ever done a prank call? Sure. 41. What were you doing before filling this out? Talking on the phone. 40. Have you ever had surgery? Yus. 42. What do you get complimented about most? Hair methinks... 43. Have you ever had braces? Aha no. 44. What do you want for your birthday? Stuff. 45. How many kids do you want? 2 46. Were you named after anyone? Nope. 47. Do you wish on stars? Yes. 49. What kind of shampoo do you use? Whatever I find xD. 50. Do you like your handwriting? Ew, no. 51. What's your favorite lunch meat? Ham. 52. Do you have any bad habits? Biting my hair. 53. What CD are you most embarrassed to have on your shelf? I use internet... but Miley Cyrus, Breakout. 54. If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself? Yus... 56. Do looks matter? No, just they can help. 57. How do you release anger? Yelling. 58. Where is your second home? Church? 60. What was your favorite toy as a child? Playdoh... 61. How many numbers are in your cell phone? xD God knows. 62. Were you a fan of Barney as a kid? AHH, scary! 63. Do you use sarcasm? YES. 64. Mashed potatoes or macaroni and cheese? Mash potatoes. 65. What do you look for in a guy/girl? Kind. Someone willing to be a good friend. 66. What are your nicknames? Lindeyskins, Lindser, Liisa, Lindz. 67. What's your favorite band/singer? Simple Plan. 68. What's your favorite TV show? Pokemon. 69. What was your sats score? 6, 7, 8 70. What's your favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate. 71. Do you have all your fingers and toes? YES. 72. When was the last time you worked out? Last night 73. Did you notice that there's no #64? There IS a #64. 74. What's the fastest you have gone in a car? You think I know? 75. Do you want everyone to answer these questions? If they want... 76. What are you listening to? She's a lady - forever the sickest kids. 77. What was the last thing you drank? Juice 78. Who's the last person you talked to on the phone? Kelly 79. What's the first thing you notice in the opposite gender? Eyes 80. What's your favorite thought-provoking song? GoodBye - Miley Cyrus. I know, she's crap, just... :) 81. What's your favorite thing to hate? Advanceshipping 82. What's your favorite month of the year? August 83. What's your favorite Zodiac sign? Leo 85. What is your hair color? Dark brown 86. Eye color? hazel with green 89. Favorite fast food restaurant? Oooh, Cardiac Arrest! 90. Do you like sushi? YEEESSSS 91. Last thing you watched? My laptop screen flickering. 92. Favorite day of the year? V. Tines day. 93. Play any musical instruments? Yes and no at the same time. Singing sort of is a instrument yet it isn't - yet people think it's really easy, when there is loads of really hard levels t it >. 94. Republican or democrat? Democrat 95. Kisses or hugs? Hugs. 96. Relationships or one night stands? Relationships. 97. What was the last thing you bought? Chocolate. 98. What kind of car do you have? It's very cool, called my feet. I can go anywhere! 99. What book are you reading? Of Mice and Men/Great expectations. 100. Describe your love life. Terrible. I have no love :( Writing facts about me :) My best genre: Romance. I find it easier than adventure, that's for sure, but I'm attempting it from time to time. I also like the drama. My best 'subject': Well, I've only ever writen Pokemon, but I'm spreading my Ouran wings, soon to be followed by a does of 'Feenie' Wright. My best couples: Ooooh! :D Pokemon MayXDrew Ouran HikaruXHaruhiXTamaki (:3) Pheonix Wright NickXMiles ALL OF THEM ACTUALLY HAHAHA. I'm a sucker for a romance in Feenie world. Fwaha. Except Dalilah Current working-on-y things Pokemon My Killer Ex Girlfriend Ouran My Secret Valentine Pheonix Wright A turnabout neice/Edgeworth's Daughter You see, boys and girls, when she clicks ‘Hikaru H’ for the first character, ‘Kaoru H’ for the second, ‘All Ratings’ because she thinks the real angst with them can sometimes be awesome, and ‘complete’ because, well shucks, she really hates being led on, she is presented with four types of story. The first, and possibly most prominent, is the ‘kaoru loves hikaru but thinks hikaru loves haruhi what happens next’ OR ‘hikaru tries to ignore his love for kaoru cuz its wrong but you can’t hide true love’. Quite honestly, she had given up deciphering them, and they were constantly identical anyway, so she didn’t bother opening them. The second, her estimated second most frequent, was the lemon, which would be so very popular because Hikaru was seme, and Kaoru would put great emphasis the last syllable of his brother’s name. And because it usually involved Hikaru totally eating Kaoru’s neck (which I admit, I enjoy guiltily). If she was honest, she loved them with a secret burning passion. If only they varied more... I can think of many people who’d love to see a dominant Kaoru. It’s be hot, let’s admit it girls. The third – the HikaKao in relationship but Kyoya totally WANTS KAORU’S BODY. If she’s honest, Kyoya wants Tamaki to take him mid host club to rebel against his father – or at least the Kyoya from my dreams does – and that’s that. There is no proof Kyoya likes Kaoru except a five second conversation about how Hikaru is a dummy – and that was hardly making out in the closet, so let’s be real guys. Unless there was something in the Manga she didn’t see, but yeah. (Actually, I shouldn’t say that. Hypocritical. In my story Kyoya likes Kaoru but he’s GOOD ABOUT IT. He’s all like ‘Kaoru. I love you, but it’s obvious you should be with her, GO TELL HER YOU LOVE HER YOU... TWIN... YOU!’ :3 Well, he doesn’t say that as such. It’s implied. A later chapter, you all got spoilers you lucky things.) The fourth (and an easy favourite) is the actual decent stories which there is a great lacking of. Like, ‘That Kiss Was’ and that one I can’t remember the name of but I stayed up all night reading and cried like a baby when Kaoru trudged his way through the snow but then went to hospital and they kissed and -fluffcryscreamdeathfangirlAHHdreamsDOcometrue/heart- UM... yeah. This is the soundtrack for ‘My Secret Valentine’, including new character songs that reflect new changes now events have taken place. Eg: Hikaru and Kaoru will have a character song each instead of one between them. Tamaki will have something about his love for Haruhi because he feels it defines him. Ectera ectera... Explanations for all of these will be below to help you understand why each song links with the character. 1. Secret Valentine – We The 2. Day (Rebecca Donald’s Character Song)3. Good Old Fashioned Kings4. You Raise Me Up - Westlife5. If I never knew you – Cheetah Girls 6. Check Yes Juliet – We The Kings7. Halo – Beyonce8. Kiss the Rain – Yiruma9. Shiver – Elliot Minor 10. Discover (why the love hurts) – Elliot Minor 11. All Along – Elliot Minor 12. Tethered – Elliot Minor 13. The Dancer – Elliot Minor 14. I believe – Elliot Minor 15. Solaris – Elliot Minor 16. Love Again – Alesha Dixon (Rosemarie Cooper’s Character Song) 17. Minority – Green Lover Boy – Queen (Tamaki Suoh’s Character Song) 18. Electric High – Elliot Minor (Hikaru Hitachiin’s Character Song) 19. Scream – Zac Effron (Kaoru Hitachiin’s Character Song) 20. Time of your life – Green Day (Kyoya Ootori’s Character Song) 21. Miss Independent – Kelly Clarkson (Haruhi Fujioka’s Character Song) 22. Give and take – Forever the sickest kids (Alexander Knife’s Character Song) 23. Footprints in the sand – Leona Lewis (Lilly Cooper’s Character Song) Character Song Interpretations. Rose – Love Again, Alesha Dixon This one, I feel, is rather obvious, so I won’t dwell. Basically, she has been put in a position before where she loved and was hurt so badly she swore never to love again. This is her asking Hikaru to help her by being trustworthy enough for her to love him, therefore loving someone again, therefore stepping closer to healing from the past. It’s very clear the person that hurt her was Alexander. Becca – Minority, Green Day Well, Becca is a bit rebellious, right? She has no real love yet, just a little crush on Kaoru she’s exaggerating greatly. Her song describes her complete disapproval at the ‘system/machine’ and her fight to rebel against the majority of chav/girly(she ignores the fact Rose is highly girly, because Rose is her best friend and is deemed acceptable) teenager females in the world. Simple enough. Tamaki - Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy, Queen Well, really, it’s another obvious one. But you might miss the Haruhi implications. He has gone from obsessing over his clients, to a single girl reference. He also shows his idealistic ‘traditional’ boyfriend, dinner and dancing date sort of thing, showing his very old fashioned approach to girls, however effective. Hikaru – Electric High Ahh, a lovely rock love anthem. About time. This will have QUOTES. This will be IN DEPTH. Ahem. Let’s begin with an extract from the first verse, shall we? “I’m a little fall from heaven, but I survived” He over exaggerated what life would be like without Kaoru next to him for every second. He’s still struggling to cope with being more mature about it, but he is getting through it thanks to Rose. The chorus is trickier than you would imagine. “Take me higher take me high, Assuming I heard it right (if I’m honest, it sounded like ‘I want to feel your ass come to life, but Elliot minor is too classy for that), the ideas behind it are that since she lost Lilly, Rose has been withdrawn, and Hikaru wants to see that change, and see her really ‘come to life’. The ideas of the connection between them being electric links to how quickly they were drawn to each other, friendship at first, and then into love, they never really had a choice in the connection between them, and nothing could have stopped the ‘love at first sight’ thing that happened – linking with Romeo and Juliet, a theme that runs with these two, you’ll know if you’ve read what is up so far. I’ve done a lot on this one so I won’t go any further, but this shows Hikaru’s steady maturing, catching up with Kaoru – meaning... Kaoru – Scream, Zac Effron A mix of emotions. He is used to being depended on, and that’s been taken away very quickly. Because of this, he is trapped in his own head but doesn’t let his sadness effect Hikaru’s happiness, even if he wants to scream it all out. He also feels pressured by Kyoya’s confession at Christmas, when he has no romantic feelings, bar a small, unsure, but beginning to develop crush on Becca that he hasn’t noticed yet (he will soon, haha). Kyoya – Time of your life, Green Day While he doesn’t like it, he knows Kaoru doesn’t return his feelings, therefore he wants him to be happy, and does this by inadvertently changing the situations around to best suit Rose and Hikaru, thinking that when Hikaru is happy, so is Kaoru, and is right. It shows his will for Kaoru to enjoy every moment he spends with Becca like a still frame, so nothing will change around and it will just stay happy for them both, as he is the only one to realise Kaoru and Becca have feelings for one another. Becca is more attuned to this feeling though. Kaoru is clueless until Kyoya’s confession. Haruhi – Miss Independent, Kelly Clarkson Err, just her feeling a little confused about how she started falling for Tamaki when she was supposed to be a free, strong woman who was following her mother’s footsteps. It’s a wee bit ironic, that she takes after her mother, and Tamaki and Ranka both have similar qualities. Am I reading too much into it? Probably. Alexander – Give and Take, forever the sickest kids. This is easily the most confusing and hardest to interpret. This describes his slow decent to madness, as he becomes more twisted and confused about the truth, and this insanity makes him decide the thing that makes him come to Japan (trying not to give too many spoilers, haha), and how in his twisted state, he believes Rose was his best friend and was stolen from him. Therefore, he will resort to any means possible to restore this nonexistent friendship in hopes it will also restore Rose’s father’s faith as an heir, which is the only thing he really wants. In his belief that Rose was his best friend, he begins to fall for her, but because his mind is so twisted, he becomes like that of a stalker, obsessive and cruel. YEAH! SPOILERS! Lilly – Footprints in the sand, Leona Lewis It will make more sense when she arrives in the story properly. She is sorry being selfish about her scholarship instead of caring for Rose, and wants to change the past by being there for her. However, at the moment, all it can be is a promise she will be there at heart because the distance is too much, and one day, they will be reunited, and she will stop all the heartache somehow, no matter what it takes, they’ll be together, etcetera, etcetera. If you got this far, you get a cookie. Well done! You also need a life :/ | |||||
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