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please contact me for information pertaining to any of my stories, or if you'd just like to chat about my stories or any of the shows/literature that I write for. Writing is pretty much my life... so I dare say I might need more human contact... lol

Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

Hi! Here's a tad-bit about moi.

I'm starting a STAR WARS comic-y thing-y! Yay!!

Genus: Lexophelius awesomus (oh yeah, I've got my own species!)

Gender: Hmmm... female, last I checked... yep, definitely female

height:5'9"... ish

hair colour:I am a soulless mutant... for you non-Southpark fans, that means I'm a ginger... aka a redhead... so, beware!

age: I'll not be disclosing that at this time.

Born the same day as Abraham Lincoln-- prez numero 16-- totally awesome

I love challenges. Please email/PM me any challenges that you have for Dr. Who, Firefly/Serenity, Buffy, Angel, Star Wars, Hitchhiker's Guide, PotC, and LotR. BTW: I also betaread for all of the aforementioned selections, and more.

Yay-Pairings: Han/Leia, Kaylee/Simon, Mal/Inara, Trill/Arthur, Elizabeth/Jack S, Todd/Lovett, Buffy/Spike, Tara/Willow, 10/Rose, Rose/Mickey, Jack H/Rose, Jack H/Ianto, Jack H/Gwen, Gwen/Owen, Harry/Hermione, Hermione/Draco, Harry/Ginny, Lestat/Jesse, Aragorn/Arwen, Cameron/Chase, Leia/Han, Anakin/Padme

Anti-Pairings: Ron/Hermione, Jayne/River, Mal/River, Jayne/Inara, Elizabeth/Will, Will/Jack S, Buffy/Angel, Buffy/Riley, Aragorn/Aowyn(or however you spell her name), Cameron/House

favourite films: Lion King, everything by Kevin Smith, O, Brother where Art Thou, Hatchet, Star Wars (all of them), Serenity, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Pirates of the Caribbean (all), Little Mermaid, Hercules, Sweeney Todd, Dreamcatcher, Cat's Eye, Dolores Claiborne, Creepshow, Grease, Top Gun, Mission Impossibe (all), Legend, the Last Unicorn, Secret Window, Monty Python's Meaning of Life and Holy Grail,

favourite plays: Taming of the Shrew, Love's Labour Lost, Romeo and Juliet, Midsummer Night's Dream, Macbeth, Sweeney Todd: the Demon Barber of Fleet Street, the Peanut Gallery trilogy(written by my jr. high theatre director), Grease

favourite shows: Buffy, Angel, Dr. Who, Dr. Who, House MD, Dr. Who, Torchwood, Viva La Bam, Torchwood, Torchwood, Dr. Who, Firefly, Dr. Who, CSI, Dr. Who, Dr. Who, Dr. Who, Jeopardy, Dr. Who, Dr. Who, Dr. Who, Dr. Who, Home Improvement... did I mention Dr. Who?

favourite books: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Lord of the Rings, everything Alan Dean Foster, everything George Orwell, Harry Potter(all), everything by RA Salvatore, the Vampire Lestat series, everything Isaac Asimov, almost everything Stephen King, To Kill a Mockingbird, DaVinci Code

favourite actors/actresses: Helena Bonham Carter, Johnny Depp, David Tennant, Billie Piper, Chris Eccleston, Liv Tyler, Owen Wilson, Bruce Willis, Jeremy Irons, Judy Garland, Orlando Bloom, Rupert Grint, Adam Sandler, Eddie Murphy, Mike Myers, Drew Barrymore, James Marsters, John Barrowman, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Allison Hannigan, Anthony Steward Head, Amber Benson, Steve Buschemi, Ben Affleck, Ben Stiller, Nathan Fillion, Adam Baldwin, Summer Glau, Warwick Davis, Martin Freeman, Tom Cruise(when he was younger), Elijah Wood, Sean Astin, Sean Bean, Christopher Lee, Tim Allen, Ewan McGreggor, Christian Bale, Heath Ledger(may he rest in peace), Alan Tudyk, Jewel Stait, Ian Mckellen, Hayden Christensen

also: i leave LOTS of reviews. please do the same.

The Zen of Sarcasm

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.

2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.

3. Its always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.

6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes

9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is probably not for you.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

11. If you lend someone 20 and never see that person again, it was probably a wise investment.

12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

13. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.

14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

17. Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

18. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

19. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

20. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

21. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

22. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

One last thing: please don't take it personally if I ever leave a total flame-review (unless I tell you to take it personally). I don't try to offend people... it's not my place to be an offensive jerk-- I leave that for Spike to do.

Sincerely yours,

Miss Lexx

aka: lexophile42

aka: lexophiliosaurus

aka: Lexxi

aka: Darth Kamyra

aka: the one with the pencil behind her ear and the charcoal smudges on her cheeks

aka: Mr. Burke's personal charicature artist (lol)

aka: The future ruler of the world (or so my mum says. lol)

aka: Me!!