Hello!
Well, my name is Eli - or at least thats what my mates call me. I only found out about FanFic a couple of weeks ago and I've been hooked ever since!
My favourite books are : - The Immortals Series (Tamora Pierce) - most other T.P as well!, The Maximum Ride (James Patterson), The Icemark Series (whatshisname), oh, and almost anything else you bother to think of!
A good friend will bail you out of jail
A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "Damn, we messed up."
A good friend helps you when you fall.
A true friend laughs at you and trips you again
I'd love to have a go writing my own story, and I think everyone who has to this site rocks!
"Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."
"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."
"People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door."
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed."
Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
iF ANY fANfIC rEaDeRs WoUlD LiKe A beta, please push me in through the door!
Lots of love, x.Eli.x!
Darth vader - Come to the dark side. We have CAKE!!
Luke Skywalker - Nah, the rebels have COOKIES!.
Darth Vader - Ooh! can I be a rebel?!
If you have ever stayed up past 5:00 in the morning just because you friggin' could, copy and paste this onto your pro
If people mistake you for an angel, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.
Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile
If you read Maximum Ride School's Out - Forever in under 5 hours copy this into your profile.
If you read Maximum Ride Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports in under three hours, copy this into your profile.
If your favourite character in Maximum Ride is Angel, copy this to your page!
If you read all 7 Harry Potter books back-to-back in one weekend, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, MysticalPearl,MaxWing,sk8rchickmax,freexflyer, Green.Winged.Mistress, Princess-Eli
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile
If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you constantly walk into doors, copy this to your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile
Hands up if you use = and you think . is cute! copy and paste this to your bio!
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, danceswithwings119, gottaluvtwilight,freexflyer, Green.Winged.Mistress, Princess Eli
IF YOU'VE EVER BEEN TOLD TO STOP GROWLING AT YOUR TEAM MATES COPY AND PASTE THIS IS YOUR PROFILE
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profil
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you becasue of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
IF YOU'VE EVER LEAPED DOWN THE HALLWAY OF A HOTEL AND TURNED THE CORNER AND SAW PEOPLE STARING AT YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE
If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro!
If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
you know you live in 2007 when :
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5 isn't there.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)
Hahaha, the first time I copied this, I forgot the ears! . =
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!
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