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since: 12-21-07, id: 1450335, Profile Updated: 12-24-08
country: United States
Author has written 7 stories for Twilight.

Name: Jen

Nick name: jenni

Pen Name: THE KINDERGARTENER

Code Name: lobstar

KINDERGARTENER.AT.HEART


12.24.08

Merry Christmas Eve!!

IMPORTANT NOTICE BELOW!! -wayy below... keep scrolling!!


11.01.08

Profile Update; IMPORTANT NOTICE BELOW!!

Yesterday was 10.31.08-- HAPPY BELATED HALLOWEEN!!


8.02.08

Winston High.Update.Chap 14.Bloodsucking Monsters

BD came out!!


7.22.08

The Cullen Show.Update.Chap 3.Episode Two


7.21.08
Winston High.Update.Chap 13.A Date


7.21.08

Profile Update.


Randomness

I cannot think of any randomness, but I think these will fit in here:

Porcupines, cupcakes, periwinkle, octopuses, markers, sunflowers...


I usually write AUs about TWILIGHT, and if you DON'T like those, BACK OFF!


Stories and Status

Winston High

I'm feeling

a really good vibe with this story; readers are loving it! Thank you to all of the reviewers for... er... well... reviewing?

Latest update: 7-21-08/13th Chapter/ON HIATUS

Summary: Um... You're going to need to read it to understand...-That's not the real summary; really, just read it.

The Cullen Show

Okay, so, I think this is going to be a unique story, yep. I'm having some rough problems on deciding on what's going to happen next, but I can assure you guys that the Swan sisters are definitely not leaving, or the whole story's going to be ruined! A hint, though! I'm so happy that the Cullen Show got so many reviews-40! Eek!- so I have to thank the readers. You guys just make my day! Anyways, I'm having second thoughts on if I should have the Cullen boys vampires or not. Check the poll to vote!

Latest update: 2-1-08/2nd Chapter/ON HIATUS

Summary: Alice, Rosalie, and Bella are all sisters who are going on a cruise in the summer. Jasper, Emmett, and Edward are having a game show on the same cruise ship the Swan sisters are on. What will happen when the sisters are accidentally put onto the show?

Rosalie's Red Dress

Rosalie's Shoes

Alice's Dress

Alice's Shoes

Bella's Dress

Bella's Shoes

Thank Ya, Mister

Instead of a oneshot, I had asked if readers would like a fullblown story, and the reviews came piling up! So, of course, Thank Ya, Mister is now adding more chapters, though slow. I hope you readers would keep waiting patiently!

Latest update: 2-2-08/3rd Chapter/ON HIATUS

Summary: Edward meets Bella for the first time, but Bella's only four years old! Now they meet again in junior year at Forks, but will Bella remember Edward? And will that be a problem?

Spice, Salt, and a Whole Lotta Sugar

I don't really know why I made up this story- I guess I just felt like it. I also don't know if A Dash of Spice, A Pinch of Salt, and a Whole Lotta Sugar (it's real title-I couldn't fit it...) will make it to the end, but I'll try my best!

Latest update: 2-15-08/1st Chapter/ON HIATUS

Summary: Edward, the playboy, and Bella, the normal girl, have a bad start. But then Edward falls for her, and would do anything to get her. Yes, the most unoriginal story, but there's sprinkles of the Kindergartener!

One Christmas Day

I was feeling goofy on Christmas, and apparently I was on the computer, so this oneshot was made! Pretty funny, if you ask me, but I'm the author, and I would do anything to juice up my own story, dontcha think?

Latest update: 12-25-07/1st Chapter/Oneshot

Summary: Alice and Jasper dancing around the tree, Rosalie addicted to her own reflection, Emmett heartfelt from songs, Carlisle high on eggnog, Esme: a decoration fanatic, and Edward paranoid. This is one Christmas Bella won't forget!

Of Bells, Roses, and Alice

Again with the "I don't know why I made up this story" theme. I suppose it's going to be good, but we'll see. I may need to rewrite it a little.

Latest update: 2-2-08/1st Chapter/ON HIATUS

Summary: It’s a triangle, technically hexagon, of love. Jasper loves Alice, who supposedly likes Emmett, who loves Rose, who supposedly likes Edward, who loves Bella, who supposedly likes Jasper. Who will end up with whom?

A Cake

Another oneshot, but pretty short this time. I only wrote it cause my sister and I were writing funny Twilight stories to see whose was better. But she backed down...

Latest update: 12-24-07/1st Chapter/Oneshot

Summary: It's Edward's birthday, and Bella decides to take a risk and bake a cake with Alice...

Summary: Rose was taught to always hate the Malfoys, especially Scorpius, but will she resist the temptation, or meet it head on?

ATTENTION! HIGHLY IMPORTANT TO READERS: I am thinking about giving some of my newly started stories -Of Bells, Roses, and Alice; and Spice, Salt, and a Whole Lotta Sugar- away, since they're only one chapter long currently. So all of you writers who think they are good people that are able to take care of my babies, please PM me!! I might also give away Thank Ya, Mister, or I shall cut the story back to being a small oneshot. Winston High and The Cullen Show may also be given away... if you're a trustworthy enough author. Pssh... I know you are!! Any comments/questions? PM me.


Psstt... I'm a BETA READER!

Currently Betaing:

Happily Every After? by lemonfairy


That's all for now folks!

-Attention: This is the part when you say awwwwwwwww...-

~The Kindergartener

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1. Winston High » reviews
Three vampire sisters, three player brothers, one school. Full summary inside! Chap 14- Bloodsucking monsters- UP!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,873 - Reviews: 267 - Updated: 8-2-08 - Published: 12-23-07
2. The Cullen Show » reviews
Alice, Rosalie, and Bella are sisters who are going on a cruise in the summer. Jasper, Emmett, and Edward are having a game show on the same cruise ship. What will happen when the sisters are accidentally put onto the show? Chapter 3- Episode Two- UP!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,408 - Reviews: 64 - Updated: 7-22-08 - Published: 1-21-08
3. Thank ya, Mister » reviews
ON HIATUS!Edward meets Bella for the first time, but Bella's only four years old! Now they meet again in junior year at Forks, but will Bella remember Edward? And will that be a problem? Instead of a oneshot, this is going to be a fullblown story!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 101 - Updated: 5-11-08 - Published: 12-24-07
4. Spice, Salt, and a Whole Lotta Sugar » reviews
ON HIATUS! Edward, the playboy, and Bella, the normal girl, have a bad start. But then Edward falls for her, and would do anything to get her. Yes, the most unoriginal story, but there's sprinkles of the Kindergartener!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 5-11-08 - Published: 2-15-08
5. Of Bells, Roses, and Alice » reviews
ON HIATUS! It’s a triangle, technically hexagon, of love. Jasper loves Alice, who supposedly likes Emmett, who loves Rose, who supposedly likes Edward, who loves Bella, who supposedly likes Jasper. Who will end up with whom?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 5-11-08 - Published: 2-2-08
6. One Christmas Day reviews
Alice and Jasper dancing around the tree, Rosalie addicted to her own reflection, Emmett heartfelt from songs, Carlisle high on eggnog, Esme: a decoration fanatic, and Edward paranoid. This is one Christmas Bella won't forget!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-25-07 - Complete
7. A Cake reviews
It's Edward's birthday, and Bella decides to take a risk and bake a cake with Alice...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-24-07 - Complete
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