Hello! It's Psyche! My friend decided to let me control the account, so here I am! Arigatou gazaimas, Ali-san!! So, yeah, as you can tell, I get bored very easily, and out from my mind come these stories. I have many interests right now, but the main love of my life is music (yesh, band geeks unite!). Anyway, um, yeah! This is the first time writing on a profile on fanfic.net, so I don't know what to write XD.

Age: 17

Female

Likes: Drawing, writing (dur), playing/listening to music (yay oboes!!), talking (I talk WAY too much), British comedy (Monty Python, Blackadder, etc.), horse back riding, umm... yeah...

Cosplay ideas??: Well, I've never been to A-Con before (or any convention for that matter (sad)), but if I do go, I might dress up as Iruka, Tamaki, Abel Nightroad, Finny (just... because... yeah...) or anyone for that matter. Though, it sucks... I look like a tall, curly haired version of Yuuki from Vampire Knight (MUCH HATE!! Gah, why wasn't I born with bright red hair or something??)

What I'm watching/reading now:

1. Bleach

2. xxxholic

3. Heart no Kuni no Alice (BAW!! Teh cuteness!)

4. Shinobi Life

5. Vampire Knight

6. GunxSword

Shows I've watched:

1. Bleach

2. Black Cat

3. Code Geass

4. Cowboy Bebop

5. Death Note

6. Devil May Cry

7. D-Gray Man

8. Fullmetal Alchemist (the original)

9. Final Fantasy

10. Kenshin

11. Kuroshitsuji

12. Getbackers

13. Ouran High School Host Club

14. Princess Princess

15. Saiyuki

16. Spiral

17. Papa to Kiss in the Dark

18. SP

19. Trigun

20. Trinity Blood

21. Vampire Knight

22. Zombie Loan

23. Gakuen Heavan

24. Loveless

25. Sukishyo

26. Yami no Matsuei

27. Hetalia

28. Naruto (got up to ep. 61, and got bored with it...)

29. Junjou Romantica

30. Tales of Symphonia

31. Bakumatsu Kikansetsu Irohanihoheto

32. Wallflower (so far, probably my favorite; Kyohei and Takanaga are TEH SMEX!!)

33. HoneyXHoney Drop

34. DN Angel

So, if you have any suggestions for shows I should watch, don't hesitate to email me!!

Nicknames! I've got a lot of those:

1. Psyche (dur)

2. Abel (I'll have a milk tea, please, with... thirteen lumps of sugar...)

3. Tamaki (Come here, Haruhi! Daddy will kiss it better!)

4. Edward Elric (I'm really not short; I'm 5' 8")

5. AMERICA (F YEAH!)

6. Rangiku (umm, yeah, about that...)

7. Yahiko (dunno why...)

8. Light Yagami (I AM JUSTICE, lol)

9. Aislin

10. Ritsu (I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY!)

Yeah... that's pretty much about it, but I think there's more...

You are a Chibi Seme!
You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyantly gay Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are. (yesh, dominant through being submissive... I like it!)

Men

1.Men are like .. Laxatives ... They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like Weather. Nothing can be done to change them.

3. Men are like . Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

4. Men are like ... Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

5. Men are like ...Commercials ?... You can't believe a word they say.

6. Men are like Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

7. Men are like ... Government Bonds ?... They take soooooooo long to mature.

8. Men are like Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

9. Men are like. Popcorn ... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

10. Men are like. Lava Lamps... Fun to look at, but not very bright

11. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Dogma Quotes:

Jay: Yo man, tell me something about me.
Rufus: You masturbate more than anyone on the planet.
Jay: Aw fuck, everyone knows that. Tell me something nobody knows.
Rufus: When you do it, you're thinking about guys.
a shocked Silent Bob stares at Jay
Jay: Dude, not all the time.

Gun Salesman: We call this piece the Fecalator. One look at it and the target shits him or herself. Try it on.
Loki: Well, it's a lot more compact than the flaming sword, but it's not nearly as impressive. Just doesn't have that Wrath-of-the-Almighty edge to it. I mean, come on, how am I supposed to strike fear into the hearts of the wicked with this thing? Look at this...
Bartleby: Well, then, you know, don't use a gun. Just lay the place to waste, like.
Loki: Easy for you to say. You get off light in razing. You got to stand there and read at Sodom and Gomorrah, I had to do all the work.
Bartleby: What work did you do? You lit a few fires.
Loki: I rained down sulphur, man, there's a subtle difference.
Bartleby: Oh, yeah, I'm sure.
Loki: Hey, you know, fuck you, man. Any moron with a pack of matches can set a fire. Raining down sulphur is like an endurance trial man. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, outside of soccer.

Loki: No, "Through the Looking Glass". That poem, "The Walrus and the Carpenter," that's an indictment of organized religion. The walrus, with his girth and his good nature, he obviously represents either Buddha, or, or with his tusks, the Hindu elephant god, Lord Ganesha. That takes care of your Eastern religions. Now the carpenter, which is an obvious reference to Jesus Christ, who was raised a carpenter's son, he represents the Western religions. Now in the poem, what do they do? What do they do? They, they dupe all these oysters into following them and then proceed to shuck and devour the helpless creatures en masse. I don't know what that says to you, but to me it says that following these faiths based on mythological figures ensures the destruction of one's inner being. Organized religion destroys who we are by inhibiting our actions, by inhibiting our decisions out of, out of fear of some, some intangible parent figure who, who shakes a finger at us from thousands of years ago and says, and says, "Do it... do it and I'll fuckin' spank you."

Metatron: Human beings have neither the aural nor the psychological capacity to withstand the awesome power of God's true voice. Were you to hear it, your mind would cave in and your heart would explode within your chest. We went through five Adams before we figured that one out.

Bethany: You were martyred?
Rufus: That's one way of putting it. Another way of putting it would be to say that I was bludgeoned to death by huge fucking rocks.

(Lol, I have actually yet to finish watching the movie; I need to, though...)

Pick 10 characters and answer the questions below. You can pick any characters you like, both boys and girls!! Tag 5 people when you're done.

1. Kanda (D-Gray Man)

2. Sanzo (Saiyuki)

3. Chika (Zombie Loan)

4. America (Hetalia)

5. Kagetora (Shinobi Life)

6. Lavi (D-Gray Man)

7. Tamaki (Ouran High School Host Club)

8. Sebastian (Kuroshitsuji)

9. Zero (Vampire Knight)

10. Ace (Heart no Kuni no Alice)

1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

He'd probably tell me I was in his breathing space and threaten to release his Innocence on me shiver

Number 2 asked you to go out with him?

Dude... a Buddhist priest who asks a girl on a date? I want to see that! Hell yes!

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Chika... I'd slap him

4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

But... America is marrying Big Brother U.K... not Zero... besides, I don't think Zero could tolerate all the hamburgers

5 cooked you dinner?

DAW!! He totally would! though, he might fail at it because his ninja skills don't translate over to cooking, but I'd eat it anyway.

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

claps/rubs hands together Rape time...

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

i've been told that I'm Vic Mignona's long lost twin, so with it being Tamaki, I wouldn't be surprised.

8 got into the hospital somehow?

Pfft. Sebastian doesn't get into a hospital. he puts people/angels into hospitals. ;)

9 made fun of your friends?

Depends... though, Zero is not the type to make fun of people unless they're vampires... then he'd stick a gun in their faces.

10 ignored you all the time?

He wouldn't ignore me!! He'd keep asking me directions to his room and walk into a bush instead!

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

I don't think he'd care... tear

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

He'd probably tell me to man up, light a cigarette for himself, and go back to reading the newspaper

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?

Nothing. He'd tell me to go hunt zombies down so he can pay off his loan...

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

He'd be sitting outside eating hamburgers going, 'Ooh... pretty lights...'

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarassed. What will 5 do?

He'll either help me out of it or do whatever I'm about to do with me so I wouldn't be embarassed alone.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?

He'd probably go off somewhere and find another weird girl; I'm not weird enough for him.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

'Come here, my darling. Would you like a kiss... on the mouth?'

You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?

He'd make me some sort of English tea and dessert, and if I don't calm down after that, he'd probably fuck me squee

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?

He doesn't. He's too busy keeping the fangirls from getting the Kaname, Aidou, and the other vampires.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Laugh with me and then ask me for directions (the guy seriously has no sense of direction...)

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

He's hot, has a sword (haha), and has a badass attitude.

2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?

That would NEVER happen. Sanzo is in love with Goku... or Hakkai... or Gojyo... that manwhore...

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

No. End of discussion right there.

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

America must not love hamburgers anymore? (leh gasp!)

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

No... Lavi likes either girls, Allen, or Kanda, and Kagetora is not gay

6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?

I'm not surprised; Lavi is a player with both girls AND guys, so I wouldn't think much of it.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

It's Tamaki. He can't stop looking at any girl he sees. Either that, I may have gotten the haircut too short, and he thinks I'm a guy trying out the Host Club and offers up his services ;)

Number 8 thinks she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell her?

She is a he, and it's not that Sebastian can't get a boyfriend; he's in love with Ciel, and Ash and Grell have already offered up their bodies to him. Sebastian is the one that everyone wants, but no one can have.

Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?

I'd wonder why he gave me a bagel and then eat it. I've had a bagel everyday for the past eight weeks

10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay?

Forever. It's the one place he doesn't get lost in..

1 offers you a CD. Considering her tastes, do you listen to it?

Kanda doesn't offer up CDs. He cuts them into little pieces and shanks people with them.

2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this?

Sebastian doesn't care, and Sanzo is pretty much emo all the time... especially in the shower nosebleed

3 told 6 she started her period.

Umm... considering 3 is a guy...

4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.

Lol, cross over ftw! America slapping Zero with a fish for going out with Tamaki? Would never happen.

5 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?

I'd wonder why a 18 year old ninja was wearing a dress and quickly get him out of it, not only for his benefit, but mine as well grin

6 cusses 2 out in german. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does she do?

HE doesn't do anything but laugh his ass off. That's kinda funny, though, since I think Lavi IS German... besides, Sanzo would be the one doing the cussing, the shitty monk.

7 got high.

He probably got high off of air or something, but it doesn't surprise me in the least.

8 reads your fanfictions and complains. What is it about?

Knowing Sebastian, he wouldn't complain; if he didn't like it, he'd cut it up with knives and forks, and if he does like it, he'd keep reading.

9 can't stand 1, so how does he get his revenge when she spills Soda all over him?

Zero can't use Bloody Rose since Kanda is not a vampire, so he would have to bite him. Ooh, now that is interesting... Zero biting Kanda...

10 starts working at a bar.

He still thinks it's Chuckie-Cheese

1 comes in and tells you she's pregnant from 2.

Well, Kanda DOES look like a girl (come on, he has long blue hair, girlish attitude (meaning kinda bitchy), and he's got hips that don't lie. anyone (guy or girl) would want that), but I don't think he'd be pregnant by Sanzo. I'd tell him he was lying and that Lavi was the father.

Number 3 decides to go swimming. Do you go with him?

No, he's probably looking for zombies in the water to pay off his debt, and I don't want to be dragged into that shit.

4 and 7 compete on DDR. Who wins?

America. It'd be a close call, though. At the last second, Tamaki would trip over a banana peel and fail.

5 is having a birthday party and she picks a theme. What is it?

Ninja theme? Because he kinda is a ninja?

6 and 1 have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about?

Lol, Lavi and Kanda actually talking for more than three seconds? It's probably about who would screw Allen or Lenalee first. I call dibs on Lavi.

7 stalks 10 home. 9 sees this. What does he do?

Nothing. It's probably good that someone is following Ace home because Ace doesn't KNOW where his home is.

8 buys a computer. What is the first thing she does on it?

She is a he, and he'd probably put up his secret curry recipe.