“You bounce so roughly that you leave the seat for a moment.”

Prowlie makes Soundwave think twice.

Such is His glory.

um, hi there, everyone. anyone.

i guess you're on my profile so you can see my "personal description", as it says in the small box beside the "Profile" button.

instead, I'll ramble about Transformers for a while. And maybe my fics, as well, because those will be what you are interested in. :D

okay, rambling:

TRANSFORMERS FTW!

i LOVE the recent movies. they make me smile like this: :D

michael bay is a very cool guy. (prepare yourself for awesome BAYFILTRATION)

i think the hard-core G1 transfans need to lay off him a bit... i mean, optimus' flames are cool!

(dives to avoid being blasted)

and does anyone else think that in the movie-verse, optimus and megs have something going on?

in both films, megatron decides to tackle optimus to the ground.

and in the first one, they just heave around on the floor for a while... and optimus doesn't actually kill megatron. he just shoves his face away.

eh?! he could have stabbed him, surely?

counter-argument: okay, maybe oppy still believes there's some good in his nemesis, and doesn't want to kill him.

never mind. i'm losing focus.

...okay. i'm back.

yes, i'm a transfan, and a narutard. i'm not sure what this makes me altogether...

a transtard? maybe. who knooooows? does anyone?

faithful readers of mine! be excited! i am working with Clumsy Peg on a collaboration piece of EPIC proportions. you'll find it snuggled comfortably on her page.

hopefully our combined-ness will blow your minds away. (not literally, i hasten to add. we wouldn't want to do this.)

do, DO check it out. i'll even give you the link, out of my great and unending kindness: Transformers: The Hunt for Prime.

doesn't it sound exciting? :D

you know you want to just have a peek. go on. be tempted by the EPIC monologuing power of Optimus.

i dare you to walk away from it unscathed, and not wanting more. o_O

fics of the future! O.O

1) What The Transformers Thought Of Revenge Of The Fallen might appear, if you BEG hard enough. hahaaa, funny joke.

it is underway, i assure you, and will probably come forth soon, but only after the DVD release... and if you are one of the lucky people who got ROTF on 20th October, you'll have to wait at least another month after that- for in England, we must wait until 30th November. i shall make no further comment on how unhappy this makes me.

2) ...i'm working on a cross-over with an amazing friend of mine. it will truly be amazing... you'll have seen nothing like it before. you shall have no clues as to what it is about, yet. because i am cruel.

3) What The Transformers Thought... is actually going to be a series. :3 Yes, there'll be another one of them. i was blessed with a request fic.

4) ...i haven't really got much to say for this one, apart from it's truly deranged, even by my standards. so deranged, i may drop it. oh, boohoo-!

that reminds me! feel very, very free to make requests, for i shall be over the moon to receive them. i'll try my hardest to honour them, too.

:D

...and i've got a fat dog barking, so i need to shut her up.

excuse me, viewer-of-profile.

go and roam in the lush, green meadow that is fanfiction! go!

(i'd put some brilliant and inspiring quotes on here... but i like too many.

i'm a sad person. i go to some movies with my notebook, in case there's any brilliant lines. i take a pen, too. a notebook is useless without a pen, or some other writing tool.

i know i shouldn't admit that. ...it's too hard to choose...i'll get some stupid ones up eventually xD)

to be daunted by no difficulty;

to keep heart when all have lost it;

to go through intrigue spotless;

to forgo even ambition when the end is gained-

who can say this is not greatness?

right, temporarily defeated, is stronger than evil triumphant.

'"I shall fling myself into impending doom, and put my life in the hands of a twitchy human teenager! Whom I trust will bring me back with a great resurRECTION should I die!"'

Clumsy Peg. Oh, you LOOMING beauty. Words cannot describe. You're on my profile page because I love you more than Optimus loves monologuing. More than Megsy loves beating on Screamer. More, in fact, than Sunny and Sides adore their Prowlie. Yes, THAT MUCH. (stretches arms widely) Oh, the joy I feel when I see you impending upon my inbox. (Not literally- that would fill me with panic, not joy.) I smile like this: x3, because I just KNOW it's going to be AWESOME. TF3 shall be ours- it's too GOOD to miss out on the big screen. Our chats vary from... epic to Prowlie-Proportioned EPICness. You give me inspiration and incredible ideas. And in return, I fill your brilliant mind with stupid scenarios (and then feel guilty and dedicate things to you. xD) Not only do I loves your messaging, but your fics make me smile with happy THRILLS, and then wail in sadness. I flail all the while, though. :) Hope we'll chat and create EPIC INNUENDOS and flail FOREVER AND EVER! XD (flails emotionally back over the Atlantic)

'The Fallen: Now spank yourself and call me "Daddy".'

Arctic Banana. Your hilarious fanfics make me grin wider than... wider than Bonecrusher's scariest, most psychotic smile. Oh, such wondrous messaging. We've got material and ideas for about ten different fanfics, I think. And they couldn't get more bizarre and brilliant. ...I think our one-liners come somewhere amongst the scariest things in the world. Especially when whispered in someone's ear. xD Let you be filledwith pleasure :) So, we don't know how the conversations got so big... but they certainly give me a lot of laughs, so I don't mind at all. xD And you do have to worry about our sanity, with all of the insanity going on. Bonecrusher. Daddy. The Fallen. I could go on, but I won't- I have to reply to your last message. It'll only take me longer than half an hour. xD

Everybody, READ their fics. Do it. You shan't be disappointed.