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Author has written 21 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, Queer as Folk, and Spiderwick Chronicles. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNwmFCHdcTI (This is the vdeo to Hogwarts Elite) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJX1u1PdzK4 (This is the vid to Silly Little Girls) Ten Things to know about Kali... (Thats me fyi) 1. I hate being called dumb for being a natural blond (Part of that I hate sterio types) 2. I love gays if you have a problem with them you can fuck off and I mean that in the nicest way possible :) 3. I truly believe that God and Lucifer had somthing going on up there ;) 4. I despise religon for all it does is critisize (if you like it thats great but it wont change my opinions.) 5. I love vampires, were wolves, lions and witches and even wardrobes they all rock hardcore 6. Ill do anything for anyone its just a tendency of mine 7. I wrote a novel Im working 2 get published in the upcoming months 8. Im Italian and German and proud 9. I love my fagets and go to pride marches when ever I have the options 10. I had an imaginary friend named Peter he was a guetto penguin but he went to antartica when I was seven and I miss him dearly :( (Oh and he had a sister named Maria) Age: 15 Hair Color: Blonde (Had we not established such) Eye Color: Hazel Skin Color: Im pale and love it Markings: I have a scar on my forhead from where I slammed into a coffee table at age 9 Favorite Bands: Jack of Jill The Killers Green Day Nirvana No Doubt Super Chick Korn Linkin Park Cute is What we Aim for Paramore Evenesance (Even if I cant spell it) AeroSmith Saving Abel Flyleaf Skillit ALOT MORE but it may surprise you I actually sort of if only a little bit have a life lol Favorite Shows/Movies: QUEER AS FOLK IS GOD!! The Host Club Anime!! The Covanant HOT MEN!! BREAKFAST CLUB!! MY favorite classic!! Gremlins Harry Potter 1,2,3,4 No not five, five sucked balls Alice in Wonderland Bambi Little Mermaid THIRTEEN Lilo and Stitch The Haunting of Molly Hartly Phantom of the Opera ALOT MORE Favorite Favorite Books: Twlight Harry Potter Lord of the Flies Vampire Kisses Warriors Pairings: Bella/Edward Twilight Draco/Harry Harry Pottery Ron/ Hermione Harry Potter Tyler/Ried The Covanent Raven/Jagger VK Raven/ Trevor VK Jack/Ralph LOTF Brian/Justin QAF Lindsy/Melenie QAF Emmett/Rosalie Twilight God/Satan Where do you think? Alex/Heph Roman Histrory Kim/Jared Twilight Haruki/Koaru Host Ana/Damian My book Skyler/Emmett My close fag friends :) Fav Quotes: I like dick, I wanna get fucked by dick, I wanna suck dick, I like sucking dick, and I'm good at it too. - Justin QAF (My friend julie and mines favorite... For some odd reason we always get looked at weird...) Twins with to much time on their hand are the devil- Tamaki Host Are coming or going, or coming then going, or coming and staying?- Brain QAF Focus Like a Locus- Me Funk Like a Skunk- Me Awsome like a Possum- Me The next contestant loves the powerpuff girls, margarittas and older men that take him for granted- Drag Queen at Babalon QAF I've never met a lesbian before but Im a big fan- Daphne QAF Ill be glad when prides over that way we can all go back to being ashamed- Brian QAF Justin: Aw your just pissed you had to look after Gus and no one hit on you Brain: No plenty of people hit on me to bad they were all lesbians who wanted my sperm -QAF!! You're a 90's kid if: You can finish this 'ice ice _' You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet. And Windows 95 was the best. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. . . . Furbies PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!! I am a boy who never finished High School because I was called a fag every day. I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong, Please do your part to end it. Did you know that... If you 'Kiss' a thousand times, you'll loose 0,5kg in weight?By slamming your head into the wall you use up 150 calories pr. hour? Approximately 35(percent) of all women in the world have thrown a shoe or some other item at a man? If you sniff Chili your nose will hurt for the next 15-20min. ? Butterflies taste with their feet? Elephants are the only animals that can't 'jump'? You use up 2,3 calories by melting an icecube on your tongue? In the span of a lifetime, (f.example 70 years) you'll eat 50 different insects and 10 spiders while you sleep? Just like fingerprints, all tongue prints a different? A lightning is 5 times warmer than the sun? Willian Shakespeare had 11 different ways to write his name? There is nowhere in the bible, where it says that Jesus, laughed or smiled? Every 5 minute a man is runned over by a car in New York? Men produce about 80 liters of Semen in a lifetime? At the age of 9, Einstein couldn't speak properly so his parents believed he was retarded. Leonardo Da Vinci could draw with one hand while he wrote with the other. Both boys and girls, most often experience their first orgasm alone?It takes 30 minutes for a pig's orgasm to wear off? High heels was invented by a woman who was tired of only being kissed on the forehead? Only humans have Sex face to face with their partner? That only humans and dolphins have sex for pleasure? For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...(Post this on your profile if you hate racism You know you're a QaF fan when... 1. You think Gale Harold/Randy Harrison is the most beautiful man alive 2. You can no longer use the following words or quotes without giggling: come, straight, hard, ass, top, bottom, predicting, US open, pop, poppers, 3. You start to question straight displays of affection and see them as odd 4. You proudly (and are happy to) announce that you're a hag 5. You get giggly whenever you meet or hear someone called Justin and/or Brian 6. Your cell/mobile alarm is Brian saying either "Good Morning Sunshine" or "Rise and Shine Sunshine" 7. Your ringtone is a QAF quote 8. You associate every song you hear to Brian/Justin and play mini-vids in your head 9. You think it's a "sign" everytime you have something in your life that has any relation to QaF 10. You start to use some QaF words in your vocabulary 11. You know all the B/J moments within a week's time 12. Your friends want to watch the show too just because you talk about it so damn much 13. You start to dream about B/J or G/R almost all the time 14. You spend an endless amout of time reading B/J or other fanfic 15. You have your own QaF folder on your computer 16. You can pull a quote from QaF out of your ass like that 17. You now bite your lip just because Brian does it 18. Your MP3 player is full of QAF related songs (either from the show or youe favourite fanvids) 19. Your wallpaper (computer, cell/mobile) is QAF 20. You can't go a day without doing something QAF related (watching a clip, episode, fanvid etc) 21. You won't even let your best friend/soul mate/family member touch your DVDs 22. You will never look at a zucchini or a cucumber the same way again 23. You can barely focus on school/homework because you're so into QaF 24. You keep a timeline of what eps you watched on a particular day 25. You want to start your own Brian/Justin site or some page dedicated to them 26. You're considering buying a domain name with a lil reference to QaF 27. You wish Brian/Rage would use his mind control powers on YOU 28. You want to find yourself a cowrie shell bracelet 29. You are making this list to prove your obsessiveness 30. You blame QAF for your procrastination 31. You record QAF clips onto your phone so wherever you go you can watch 32. You dream about QAF scenes (with alterations) (The ones bolded related to me. The underline one is over the top =) Make a list of your favorite Harry Potter charecters in a random order and compleate the fallowing questions. 1) James p 2)Sirius 3) Dumbledore 4)Lily 5)Hermione 6)Draco 7)Remus 8) Ron 9) Tom Riddle 10) Fred/George 11) Harry 12) Bellatrix Questions 1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? DUH! That’s my pairing right there! 2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Shes pretty but I’m not really into red heads... or girls... 3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? I pity their red haired syco baby 4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? YEAH! There was one where he was all up in harry’s head and they had kinky mind sex! 5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Awkward but interesting. Hmm Imma have to look that up... 6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Five nine yummy forbidden love = 7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? He’d scream incest and then cry hysterically about Sirius cheating on him then go find onks to make it even. ...I hate Tonks. 8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. Fred walks in sees Dumbledore all nakified freaks out and screams DUMBLEDORE! 9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Absolutely not. 10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Eleven Hurt/Comfort fic. Love of a wolf. 11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? She finally admits her deep undying love for him and they make mad posinate love in the Griffindor common room. 12) Does anyone of your friends list read Three het? I should hope not... 13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Duhhh he’s the star! 14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ? Maybe just two four... 15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? FORGE! 16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Teenage Dirt Bag. 17) If you wrote a One/Six/Eleven fic, what would the warning be? WARNING - SLASH, INCEST, THREESOME 18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? You like ‘em identical and ginger? 19) How might Twelve describe a relationship between Two and Eight? DISGUSTING! SHAMEFUL! AVADA KEDAVRA! 20) How emo is Seven? Very since Sirius died. | |||||||||
1. Silly Little Girl » reviews“Are you an angel?” “No.” He snapped.“But your beautiful like an angel...” She trailed off quietly, dropping her head to rest on her night gown clad knees teddy bear still held tight. “Im far from an angel little girl,” he muttered not quite thinking.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,579 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 12-15-09 - Published: 12-13-09 - Edward & Bella2. How Diffrent We'd Be » reviewsI know all us Harry/Draco fans were dissapointed by the epilog so I decided to give us a loophole on how it happened. It begins the night where Harry and Draco say goodbye and will go all the way to their 'curt' meeting at platform 9 and three quarters.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-18-09 - Published: 11-9-09 - Draco M. & Harry P.3. You Think it I'll Write it » reviewsGive me a song. Any song and I'll write you a Harry/Draco Songfic. More imformation inside.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 9-30-09 - Published: 9-24-09 - Draco M. & Harry P.4. Wolfbane » reviews“Sure you weren’t just looking for trouble?” Bane raised a golden brow. “Maybe.” He said quietly.“Or I might have just been looking for you...” He said even more quietly but he knew Bane could hear. “Then you were looking for trouble.” Slash Boy love m/mTwilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,152 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 9-15-09 - Published: 4-20-09 - Seth5. The Blonde Doesn't Fall Far From the Tree » reviewsThis is the story of Gus finding love... But will it be accepted when the love is a girl and once more his biological fathers daughter? Just trying it out I thought of it last night... Tell me what you think.Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,836 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 8-22-09 - Published: 1-23-09 - Brian K. & Justin T.6. Changeling reviewsWhen Simon is hurt by his brother he flees to the woods against his better judgment, there he meets a very interestingcreature by the name of Terrence Fink. Yes this is SLASH so if that does not apeal to you, this fic is not for you.Spiderwick Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-20-097. HOT FUSS » reviewsThis has nothing to do with Qaf and everything to do with QAF. A girl named Natlie was abandoned by her friend Jenny. She goes to find out why and finds that Jenny has fallen victim to ANDY a girl who can make the straightest girls bend their beliefs. TryQueer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,617 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-28-09 - Published: 3-16-098. The Life of Edward Swan » reviewsThree things I was sure of First Bella Cullen was a vimpire, Second She lusted for my blood, and Third I was irreversibly in love with her...Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,357 - Reviews: 80 - Updated: 4-20-09 - Published: 5-24-08 - Edward & Bella9. Silly Little Senior » reviewsThis is the sequel to Silly Little Girl so read that first. Ryan is like any other girl her age, only she has scars she has no memory of, faces of people she never met imprinted in her mind and a ring around her neck she doesnt rember buying...Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,459 - Reviews: 304 - Updated: 4-20-09 - Published: 9-8-0810. Silly Little Girl Old Version » reviews“Are you an angel?” “No.” He snapped.“But your beautiful like an angel...” She trailed of quietly dropping her head to rest on her knight gown clad knees teddy bear still held tight. “Im far from an angel little girl.” He muttered not quite thinking.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 58 - Words: 52,352 - Reviews: 958 - Updated: 4-20-09 - Published: 7-21-08 - Complete11. Of Golden Blood » reviewsEver since day one. The day I chewed my way out through my mothers stomach. Ew... Moving on... I was a little strange. If you look back even to when I was only five I was very opinionated...Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,593 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 4-20-09 - Published: 11-17-0812. Layla Hale A New Wolf Girl » reviewsLayla is the newest addiction to the Cullen Coven. She is eccentric and excitable. What happens when she meets Bella Swan's best friend Jacob? And how does Bella and Edward feel about all this? And could Bella possibly be the little 15 year old’s dinner?Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 4-20-09 - Published: 6-12-08 - Jacob13. Challenge Entries For Silly Little Girl » reviewsThese are all the fabulouse writing peices from my Silly Little Girl Challenge now all in one convieniant place :Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,181 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 4-20-09 - Published: 8-1-0814. When Preppy Met Punk » reviewsHermione Granger has always been a prep, but her seventh year at Hogwarts things will change. All these changes are the work of Andy Williams a new girl kicked out of Beaxbatons for fighting and expelled from Laybaremont for drug abuse. Now the two friendHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,619 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 4-13-09 - Published: 6-17-08 - Hermione G. & Blaise Z.15. President Brian A Kinney reviewsIn honor of inauguration day... Me and my friend got into a talk of if we could have any one for president who would it be. I said Brian Kinney. She laughed and we began to ponder what it would be like and here is what we came up with...Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-20-09 - Brian K. & Justin T. - Complete16. Behind Bed Room Eyes reviewsHave you ever wondered what’s going on in Brian’s head? Now you can find out and see missing stuff... This is QAF in Brian Kinney’s eyes. CENSORED EDITIONQueer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-3-09 - Brian K. & Justin T.17. Behind Bedroom Eyes reviewsWhat is Brian really thinking? Ever been curiose? Well here's QAF all viewed through the eyes of Brian A. Kinney. REVIEW!Queer as Folk - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,561 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-3-09 - Brian K. & Justin T.18. Bashed To Death » reviewsWhat if Brian hadn't gone to Justins prom? There will be a Justin POV and a Brian POVQueer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 12-16-08 - Published: 12-11-08 - Brian K. & Justin T.19. The Hogwarts Elite » reviewsThese are the children of past Hogwarts students. They are smart, sassy, sexy, and smashed half the time. They go through ups and downs but they always have somone this is not a Rose/ScorpiusHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,472 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 10-7-08 - Published: 6-25-08 - Scorpius M.20. A Last Hoorah » reviewsBella is on a road trip with a girl named Kendra and theres going to be trouble. Edwards angry, Alice's worried, Emmetts proud, and Bella s having the time of her life before deathTwilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,438 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 7-13-08 - Published: 7-11-08 - Bella & Edward21. Cruel Conquests » reviewsDraco Malfoy has made a deal with his evil step sister Pansy to bed the Griffendor virgin but... can he resist loveing her in the end?Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,904 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-24-08 - Hermione G. & Draco M.