|Lunaryon Lord of Chaos|
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Author has written 1 story for Naruto.
I'mma 19yr. girl who tends to write alot, and post a little.
Had a bunch of stories up, but I got pissed at the writing, and decided to take all but one of them down. Now after forever of being gone, I'm finally getting back into writing. If everything goes according to plan, expect an update every other saturday night.
Stories that I'm now writing:
Momentum and Direction: After having his secret nearly shattered by Orochimaru, and the five-pronged seal placed upon him, Naruto awakens in a maze, and meets a very strange woman who gives Naruto an equally strange gift. Hints of Soul Eater. Rated for Language & possible Gore.
A Single Choice: Inspired heavily by Son Turned Daughter, a fanfic by Tangent. Son Turned Daughter was last updated in 2002, so in my mind the plot idea has shifted into the Public Domain of story ideas. Ranma can't find it within her to lie to her new friend when she beats the girl at Kenpo when she and her panda father first arrived. Revealing the curse, Ranma and Akane come to an agreement to wait a year before finallizing the engagement. Genma on the other hand has an idea of how to push the issue...
Duplicity: Another rewrite of my most popular story to date, Betrayal. During the Wave battle, Naruto's seal is damaged, leading not to the Demon God escaping, but to Naruto absorbing Kurama's powers, and somehow becoming a girl. Naruto is amazed to find Team 7's teamwork finally coming together, only against her. She finds herself kicked off the team, and soon has another teacher. The enigmatic and hyperactive Anko.
Accepting the Call: After nearly losing his friends and family due to the actions of his own insane evil future self, Danny Fenton comes to a conclusion. The only way to keep them save is for all of them to know his secret. Only things don't go as planned, and Danny finds himself on the end of his parent's weaponry. Running away, he goes to Sam's house, and phasing into her room invisibly, he overhears his only friends talking about how it might be TOO dangerous for them to still be friends. Leaving, Danny is chased out of town by the Fenton RV, and eventually escapes. He ends up in the big apple, and before long finds himself back in the hero business, but this time no longer alone.
Ten Thousand Masks: Two nights before the Genin Exams, Naruto dreams a dream unlike any he has even had before. He dreams of a room colored blue, a god where a butterfly mask, and of a contract. The morning of the Genin Exam, he finds a gun-like device and it's holster in his room. That night, having failed the Genin exam, less dramatically then before, but failed all the same, he is saved by his teacher, and discovers the power hidden within himself. "Per-so-na."
Waking to Find Your Life a Dream: Another Rewrite, the Titans, teens no longer, get ready for Raven's 21st birthday, only to be interrupted by the Seven, Raven's six siblings who wish to bring their dread father back. But a small mistake is made, and when a certain pink-haired bad luck charm is used as a Foci, instead they find reality rewritten.
Harriet Potter and The Birds of Hermes: A single moment of Hesitation leads to the birth of Harriet Potter instead of Harry Potter.The honest truth is that people pay a little more attention if a girl arrives at school looking a little roughed up. Harri is soon spirited away from the dursley's and end up with the Wilder's two muggles who wholeheartedly believe in magic. Add in a changed prophecy and an infortunate accident to the DADA teacher...
Eidolon of the Void: Louise Françoise le Blanc de la Vallière is desperate, she's the only person left to summon, and she's terrified that this will be like every other time she's attempted magic. Stepping forth, she speaks the words, and the circle begins to glow, before it explodes. everyone laughs and jeers, only to be yelled at by a black haired commoner with eyes of glowing green that turn blue. The boy introduces himself as Danny Phantom.
Time Quake: Phasing the entire planet through the Disateroid had an unintended side effect: The time line is shattered. Called upon by Clockwork, Danny is gifted with Time powers of his own, and soon finds that the timeline has repaired itself, just different then it was before.
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. (Fast Metabolism)
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak. *SNORT*
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover. (Just try me.)
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I'm a Black so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST eat dog.
I'm ASIAN GIRL, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. (I get enough of that from other religions, so no.)
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate religous people.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.
I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. (I’m not even going to respond to that. I just like to dance)
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST have a big DICK.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm A GUY WHO'S INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I think STRING ORCHESTRA is better than band, therefore I MUST be an out-of-date geek.
I like to READ, so I MUST do nothing except read.
I don't think VEGETARIANISM makes much sense, so I MUST think all vegetarians are hippies.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I'm a GIRL WITH A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I'm A BOY WITH BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be afraid to take risks.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and Kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl and guy I see is hot.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.
I'm CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST hate gay people.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I SPOT AND CORRECT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
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