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Author has written 43 stories for House, M.D., and Camp Rock. Nick Jonas is weird, creepy, and smells bad. Hey everyone! I'm starsnuffers, but you probably could have figured out that one. PM if you want to talk or if you need advice or an editor. I live for this site, honestly, so I update often and I have alot of stories. Feel free to read, review, favourite, or even author alert me! :) I love all the Jonas Brothers, but if I had to kick one of the JBs out, it would be Joe. I mean, he's not like them. He has straight hair. Vote for your favourite stories in my awards!! http://www.fanfiction.net/myforums/starsnuffers/1452458/ Stats You are on the favorites list of 227 members.You are on the author alert list of 171 members.You have submitted a total of 360 signed reviews.Total words archived : 351,197 words.Average number of words per story : 8,566Total hits to Profile Page : 19,084Quand tu me regardes dans les yeux Special thank you to my good friend, Kimberley! She designed the cover for Dear Diary. http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=84303&id=525808302&saved#/photo.php?pid=1959179&id=525808302&ref=mf | |||||||||||||
1. Dear Diary » reviewsNate has anger issues. Jason tells him to keep a journal to vent in. With a famous mum, a blind dad, an overprotective brother, a stoner brother, and difficult life, what could one possibly write about? Nate lets you read his hilarious diary!Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 133,105 - Reviews: 921 - Updated: 9-21-09 - Published: 11-13-08 - Nate & Shane G.2. For The Love Of Dirt » reviewsI like the smell of dirt. In my wildest fantasies, I see myself sitting in a big pile of dirt eating hotdogs with Shane Gray. This would have come true if that stupid Nate didn't have to ruin everything. Mate. Smitchie.Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,081 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 7-23-09 - Published: 7-13-09 - Mitchie T. & Nate3. Prince Protection Program reviewsSpoof on Princess Protection Program. “No more arguing. You go back to Africa, you will die. All your people will be enslaved. Do you want that?” I roll my eyes and scoff. “No. Fine, I’ll stop. God, you don’t have to be such a dick about it.”Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-21-09 - Nate & Caitlyn G.4. Perfect » reviewsPerfect. That's what I am. Nate Gray is perfect. But the cuts I give myself at night when no one’s looking is what makes me wonder. Am I really all that perfect?Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,149 - Reviews: 91 - Updated: 6-24-09 - Published: 12-26-08 - Nate & Shane G.5. Driver's Ed reviewsCaitlyn and Nate learn how to drive everything in driving school... except a car. Natlyn. Pretty funny. Oneshot.Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-29-09 - Caitlyn G. & Nate6. A Tragic Story About Pancakes reviewsEverything was going well until all the pancakes were vanished from the Earth! Too bad so sad, what will Nate do? Just a random story I wrote in study hall. Enjoy.Camp Rock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-1-09 - Nate7. Confessions Of A Broken Heart reviewsJason and his mom are missing. Nate lives with Shane and his abusive father. When Nate starts getting letters in the mail, he gets some hope that his brother is returning... Based off of Lindsay Lohan's song. Pretty dramatic. Please read and review!Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 1-31-09 - Nate & Shane G.8. Don't Walk Away » reviewsLet’s play a game,' I say, laying back down, 'called "whose life sucks the most." I’ll win. I always win.'” Naitlyn. AU.Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,430 - Reviews: 219 - Updated: 1-25-09 - Published: 12-10-08 - Nate & Caitlyn G. - Complete9. Don't Look Back » reviewsNate is a sixteen-year old living in Seattle, and when his drunken brother doesn't come home around midnight, he goes out into the bad part of town to go look for him. Instead he stumbles upon a girl... Naitlyn.Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 1-12-09 - Published: 1-9-09 - Nate & Caitlyn G.10. Lean On Me reviewsWhen Nate has to have surgery to get his tonsils out, he's scared. But who will be there to comfort him? His brother, course. Minor Shate. Oneshot.Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,226 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-8-09 - Nate & Shane G. - Complete11. We Were Wrestling reviews“Take it all off, Nate!” “Purity ring! Purity ring!” I repeat, pointing to my finger. “Fuck purity rings! I want sex and I want it now!” Naitlyn. Oneshot. "We were... wresting..."Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 1-6-09 - Nate & Caitlyn G. - Complete12. The Neighbours From Hell reviewsI’m completely convinced that my life is a Saturday Night Live skit. We moved to the mountains. Only we got the neighbours from Hell. This is my incredibly true memoirs of living near… them. Them and their… graveyard. Did I mention it’s in their backyard?Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-29-08 - Nate & Shane G.13. Awkward Stains reviews“It’s probably not even that!” “Yeah, well what else could it be! Helplessly romantic, lonely, sixteen-year-old boy sleeps here all alone last night… It’s obviously not a whipped cream stain!” Shason.Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-29-08 - Shane G. & Jason - Complete14. The Grinch Who Stole Hanukkah reviewsNate is the grinch who stole... Hanukkah. Oneshot. Hanukkah oneshot, obviously.Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-23-08 - Nate & Shane G. - Complete15. T'was The Scariest Night Before Christmas reviewsThere's a killer knocking on Nate's window... On Christmas eve. Oneshot. Christmasy. Funny yet scary.Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 12-20-08 - Nate & Shane G. - Complete16. When Nate Starts Dating A Pancake reviewsNate’s relationship with the pancake grows, and Shane wants to find his own love, with Gregory the giraffe! Second in the "pancake" series. Sequal to "When Nate Gets Held Hostage By A Pancake"Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 12-18-08 - Nate & Shane G. - Complete17. When Nate Gets Held Hostage By A Pancake reviews“Shut up, bitch!” the pancake that was keeping Nate hostage yells, slapping him across the face. It leaves a trail of syrup and butter across his left cheek. Camp Rock parody.Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 12-16-08 - Shane G. & Mitchie T. - Complete18. Rain reviewsP i t t e r , p a t t e r The rain falls on my window, Begging to come inside But I can't I can't let her in Natiyln oneshot.Camp Rock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-14-08 - Nate & Caitlyn G. - Complete19. If You Give Jason A Cookie reviews... he will want some milk, I'm assuming. Part one of my "If You Give" Connect Three trilogy. Oneshot. I will make Nate and Shane ones, too. starsnuffers.Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-5-08 - Jason & Nate - Complete20. The Trick Is To Keep Breathing reviewsJason and Shane are the lone survivors of a plane crash and have to find their way back to civilization before they die... Mu ha ha ha. All we can do is keep breathing....A\U. starsnuffers.Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-30-08 - Shane G. & Jason21. Fifteen Blue Envelopes » reviewsIt all started out with fifteen blue envelopes sending Shane on a wild-goose chase to rescue his brother. Be careful what you wish for. Slight Smitchie... starsnuffersCamp Rock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 11-28-08 - Published: 11-23-08 - Shane G. & Mitchie T.22. Camp Revenge » reviewsShane and Mitchie started off hating eachother. But when Shane wants revenge on Tess, Mitchie is there to help. Follow them through their relationship - up and down, zigged and zagged with love and hate, Camp Rock plot is less G-Rated... Now in season 2.Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 66,032 - Reviews: 1036 - Updated: 11-28-08 - Published: 6-11-0823. Moist reviewsAfter all, it is the most pornographic word there is... Smitchie oneshot. Kinda fun. Randomish. All diologue. Rated T for a reason...Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 11-28-08 - Shane G. & Mitchie T. - Complete24. The Worst Thanksgiving Ever reviewsShane has the worst Thanksgiving ever... Oneshot.Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-27-08 - Shane G. - Complete25. Where Are My Pantyhose? reviewsNate is on a rampage looking for his lost pantyhose... Randomish oneshot. I also posted it in French; here is the English version for all my American friends!Camp Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 11-25-08 - Nate & Shane G. - Complete26. Nine Crimes » reviewsIt’s hard to be famous. But when your dad can't stop drinking life gets even harder. Expecially when things get so bad at home that you have to run away... Can someone help him or will they just cause more trouble? Smitchie! Voted as favourite drama!Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 53,997 - Reviews: 931 - Updated: 11-23-08 - Published: 8-31-08 - Shane G. & Mitchie T. - Complete27. Shane's Secret Box reviewsShane has a secret box. What could be inside? I guess you'll have to read and find out...Camp Rock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 11-19-08 - Shane G. & Nate - Complete28. How To Get A Girl reviewsWhile at a sleepover, Shane teaches Nate how to get a girl... but it doesn't quite turn out how they expected... it's kinda a bit AWKWARD sleeping in the same bed as someone after THAT. Oneshot.Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 11-18-08 - Shane G. & Nate - Complete29. Five More Minutes reviewsA lot can happen alone in a stopped gondola hundreds of feet above the ground. Smitchie.Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-16-08 - Shane G. & Mitchie T. - Complete30. Dead Like Me reviewsAfter a freak accident, Shane joins the undead as a grim reaper. But sterio types never live up to them selves, as he discoveres when he has the task to take souls... even souls of his brothers. But is one of his own also a grim reaper? DLM\CR crossover.Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-15-08 - Shane G. & Nate31. Candy For Breakfast reviewsA Halloween oneshot! Shane eats candy for breakfast and Jason isn't too pleased...Camp Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-31-08 - Shane G. & Jason - Complete32. 75093: The New 90210 » reviews75093: It's where the richest of the rich live. Where drinking, drugs, and having sex with your BFFs boyfriends are daily activities. But what happens when a new girl, Mitchie, shows up and messes up the status quo? Camp Rock Gossip Girl crossover.Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 10-29-08 - Published: 10-28-08 - Tess T. & Mitchie T.33. Heading Down To Sesame Street reviewsHe saw her on TV – Well, Sesame Street – and he fell in love with the girl on his brother’s favourite show. Now he’s on a mission to find the real Sesame Street. But what could be so bad about Shane Gray loose in NYC? Oh, wait a second... SMITCHIECamp Rock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-20-08 - Shane G. & Mitchie T.34. Elvis » reviewsWe all know who Elvis is – Nate’s new dog. But what we don’t know is that Elvis is a sassy, sarcastic, witty, and devious puppy. Follow Elvis as he battles the troubles of being a famous dog while battling the troubles of new enemies and himself.Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,823 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 9-23-08 - Published: 9-21-0835. Danger reviewsShane, Nate, Jason, and Mitchie all land starring roles in a new live scripted reality TV show, in which they compete in dangerous competetions to win a fake prize money. So what happens when they come across a real danger - a battle for the boyfriends.Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-23-0836. Dangerous Blinds reviewsShason. Oneshot. Major fluff.Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-20-08 - Complete37. Feels Like Love reviewsFluff. Smitchie. Oneshot. "You're my little cream puff."Camp Rock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-20-08 - Complete38. Eating Donuts In The Rain reviewsShane and Mitchie eat donuts in the rain. How romantic! Oneshot. Smitchie.Camp Rock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-12-08 - Complete39. Elks reviewsMitchie thinks she's going crazy when she sees Shane riding past on an elk... did he really ride an elk? Hmmm maybe.Camp Rock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 7-21-08 - Complete40. Will You Make Me A Birdhouse? reviewsI redid the idea of Jason wanting a birdhouse... oneshot. Camp RockCamp Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 6-11-08 - Complete41. The Number Three reviewsHouse thinks he is cursed because he sneezes everytime someone says three. Is it just a coincidence? ONE SHOT! House \ WilsonHouse, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-5-08 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete42. House Calls » reviewsHouse & Wilson adopt a 5 year old girl and House makes her his assistant. When one of her old freinds shows up, he reveals her dark past. Will House and Wilson be able to save the girl from slipping away? House \ Wilson! :D please read and review!House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 40,270 - Reviews: 73 - Updated: 3-31-08 - Published: 1-29-08 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete43. House and Wilson's Totally Awesome Trip to Mexico » reviewsHouse and Wilson take a trip to Mexico. But will their fun be cut short by expesive food, dirty busses, dolphins, and drunken teenagers? House\Wilson Told in House's point of viewHouse, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,305 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-25-08 - Published: 3-21-08 - G. House & J. Wilson