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Charity's the name! Hometown: Chester, England

Athazagoraphobia-- Fear of Being Forgotten

Well I didn't tell you what I look like so here I go:

My Eyes: their a light green.

My Skin: pale, when I go to the beach, I burn, and then I peel, and then I 'm pale again! haaaaaaaaaa

My Hair: long and blond/red

Welsh/Scottish yeaaa dewddd!

Naruto is the only anime I watch. I read Sasuke and Saukra fics. I think they would make the cutest couple! personal opinion! listen obey love.

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11= 98 percent

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5= 96 percent

but

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 =100 percent

and,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20= 103 percent

and look how far this one will take you,

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7= 118 percent!

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, but its really the BULLSHIT and ASSKISSING that will put you over the top.

"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia"

"Curiosity killed the cat, but I'm not a cat so that's not my problem."

"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on" -Robert Bloch

"Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button, you'll be disconnected."

"The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think."

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss" -Douglas Adam

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."

"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." -A. Whitney Brown

"Duck tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."

"Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so when you yell the name will carry." -Bill Cosby

"Eighty percent of men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe." -Jackie Mason

"The main thing I like about New Yorkers is that they understand that their lives are a relentless circus of horrors, ending in death. As New Yorkers, we realize this, we resign ourselves to our fate, and we make sure that everyone else is as miserable as we are. Good town." -Kyle Baker

..."The Best Case: Get salary from America, build house in England, live with a Japanese wife, and eat Chinese food --

The Pretty Good Case: Get salary in England, build house in America, live with Chinese wife, and eat Japanese food--

The worst case: Get salary from China, build house in Japan, live with a British wife, and eat American food-- -Bungei Shunju...

"Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place." -Johnny Carson

"America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole." -Bobcat Goldthwait

"I think I know how Chicago started! A bunch of people in New York said 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and poverty, but it just isn't cold enough! Lets go west." -Richard Jeni

"Interesting survey in the current Journal of Abnormal Psychology: New York has the highest percentage of people that you shouldn't make sudden moves around than any other city in the world." -David Letterman

"An anthropologist at Tulane has just come back from a field trip to New Guinea with reports of a tribe that was so primitive that they have Tide but not the new Tide with Lemon-fresh Borax." -David Letterman

"Someone did a study of the three most-often-heard heard phrases in New York City. One is 'Hey Taxi' Second is, 'What train do I take to get to Bloomingdale's' And three is, 'Don't worry it's just a fleshwound!" -David Letterman