DASTARDOS WAS HERE, PATCH IS A LOSER!

I write stories about the Viva Pinata characters no one cares about.

Viva Pinata is a tiny, tiny fandom, so I appreciate every last review I get! I'll reply to every last one of them with a thank-you. :)

ABOUT ME

Name: Tori

Age: 19

Birthday: April 13th

Likes: Cats, hamsters, writing, reading, cute things, music, running, playing video games, blogging, musicals

Dislikes: My anxiety issues, mean people, conflict, people who knock things before they try them

Favorites

Movies: Wreck-It Ralph, anything by Pixar, The Princess and the Frog, Tangled, ParaNorman, The Producers, Chicago, Howl's Moving Castle

Video Games: Viva Pinata, The Sims, Pokemon, Animal Crossing, Borderlands 2, Bioshock, Mass Effect, Dragon Age, Portal 2, We Love Katamari

Books: 101 Ways to Bug series, Battle Royale, Dante's Inferno, The Skinjacker Trilogy, Unwind/Unwholly, Beastly

TV Shows: The Office, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Superjail!, Ouran High School Host Club, Adventure Time, Homestar Runner (I know it never actually aired on TV, shhh)

OCs That Appear in my VP Stories

Name: Avalon Pendragonache (she was created by my beloved beta reader, but she appears in quite a few of my stories so I'll put her here)

Age: Mid twenties

Appearance: Avalon has long, dark hair and dark eyes. She dresses in earthy tones and has a very intimidating presence. She towers over mostly everyone she meets. Her mask is purple, green, and pointy-eared. It only covers half of her face.

Personality: Intimidating, sophisticated, opinionated, intelligent.

Background info: She ran away from home and became a successful gardener and racer just to prove her father wrong. She runs the races near the P-Factor hall. No men have ever expressed interest in her, but Avalon seems to be attracted to power.

Favorite Pinata: Horstachios and Crowlas

Least favorite: n/a

Name: Leena Collins

Age: 15

Appearance: Leena has frizzy brown hair that goes down to her chin. She has blue eyes and her entire wardrobe consists of green clothes. Her mask is a simple green eyeband because she couldn't afford to buy a fancy mask when she arrived on the Island.

Personality: Shy until you get to know her, scatterbrained, disorganized, kindhearted, only aims to please other people, too sensitive for her own good

Background info: Having heard stories about how amazing Pinata Island is, Leena came over to the Island in hopes of starting a new life and a garden in the amazing place. Her pinata-rearing skills aren't the best, but she's great with plants. She has a great big crush on Seedos, but he only sees her as a friend.

Favorite Pinata: Squazzils and Shellybeans

Least favorite: Anything with pointy teeth

Name: Yoto Yoa

Age: 19

Appearance: Yoto has extremely messy bright red hair that hasn't seen a brush in years. He has a red, yellow, and orange mask that covers half his face and his clothes look like a rainbow barfed all over them. His eyes are green. He's on the tall side and skinny.

Personality: Energetic, a bit of a bully, childish, crude, lazy, not smart, secretly a bit of a hopeless romantic

Background info: After losing his parents at the tender age of three, Yoto and his twin brother Yen were taken in by their uncle, Bart. Yoto, having the natural talent and potential to tinker, is being trained by his uncle to hone his skills. Yoto hasn't been able to tinker a single thing, however; his attempts usually cause the item to explode in a splatter of colorful goop.

Yoto has had a crush on Storkos for as long as he can remember. She's the only girl he's ever been attracted to. Sadly, Yoto completely freezes up around her...on the rare occasion where he even gets to see her!

Favorite Pinata: Parrybos

Least favorite: Lickatoads

Name: Yen Yoa

Age: 19

Appearance: Yen has longish red hair that flops over one eye. He has a dark red mask that covers his whole face with the occasional black mark on it. He wears dark clothes, but they still have quite a few patterns. His eyes are green.

Personality: Quiet, intelligent, dry sense of humor, secretive, well-read.

Background info: Yen and his twin came to live with their uncle Bart after losing their parents. Unlike his twin, Yen does not have the potential to transmorgrify items. He is saddled with the job of being Bart's errand boy. Yen has a tendency to disappear for days on end for some reason...

Favorite Pinata: He refuses to admit it, but he has a soft spot for Galagoogoos.

Least favorite: Sarsgorillas

Viva Pinata: Planned Stories

Canon:

Poprockolis - Everyone in town goes to the city for a pinata convention and have different adventures in the city. Everyone will have some time in the spotlight. This fic is comedic and may have a rating change to M later on.

The Fall - Everything seems to be going well for the young gardener, Leena. Her formerly abysmal gardening skills are improving rapidly and she feels more at home on Pinata Island than ever. But one can never know what the future will hold...

Suspend My Disbelief (tentative title) - The plot is a secret...for now.

Odessa Memorial Festival (tentative title) - Every summer, the Village throws a festival in honor of the deceased wife of Jardiniero. They have forgotten about the festival's tragic origins and have made it into a wonderful, fun affair that attracts people from all over. Everyone aims to have an awesome, fun time at the festival and forget about all their troubles.

Acting Out - Disguised as a director, Professor Pester aims to put on a play/shoot a movie (haven't decided yet) in the Village. He has ulterior motives, but his disguise this time actually fools most of the town's population. Eddie, starry-eyed, absolutely cannot wait to show off his talents. However, his love life becomes especially tumultuous. Can he choose his leading lady or will they both leave him out in the cold?

The Beauty Contest (Genderbent) - A short story that takes place in the genderbent universe. All of the local ladies enter a contest to see who will be crowned the most beautiful woman in the Village. Things get shaken up when the villainesses decide to join the contest...

The Corruption of Stardos - A rewrite of my very first Viva Pinata fic. It will include more background information and a much longer story, as well as an in-depth epilogue.

Not Canon:

Seedos' Journey - When reading in the library, Seedos hears of an ancient artifact deep in the jungle that can grant the wish of someone who is pure of heart and mind. Seedos sets off on a quest to find it, knowing exactly what he's going to wish for.

The Crisis (Genderbent and canon crossover) - Due to the gun that Vilos had hidden away malfunctioning, both universes get merged into one. In the midst of the crisis, people start being discovered in various states of dismemberment. Blame is placed on Vilos and Dastardos and they make it their personal mission to figure out who's behind all of this.

The Worst Patient (tentative title)- As Dastardos feels his health rapidly depleting, he holds it off for as long as he can...but as things get worse and worse, he has to turn to his supposed nemesis for help. PatchxDastardos

Sourpocalypse - Patch accidentally goes back in time and unknowingly stops Stardos from going off with Lester. Lester decides to go for second best, and kidnaps Leafos instead. Her Sour abilities are beyond anything Pester could ever imagine, and when Patch returns to the future, he is utterly horrified by what he finds...