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Author has written 53 stories for Naruto, Boktai, Fruits Basket, Chrono Trigger, Bleach, Lux-Pain, and hack/SIGN. Well, as it seems (according to my friend, vampireizzy) that I, and I quote, "hafta do somethin' with my profile, it's, like, blank." So, um... Yeah :D To clear up some confusion: I am the laziest bastard(-ess) that you will EVER meet and will therefore probably not update on schedule. Also, I usually don't think stories/plots out to the end beforehand, so I've got plenty of loose ends that need fixing, and it's actually bugging me a lot. In my mind, the longer the review, the better, so REMEMBER THAT!! I love requests for oneshots/stories more than anything, and would really appreciate any ideas you have. My muse is even lazier than me (if that's possible.) A lot of the time, I end up doing fanart for Naruto (but usually not the title character) and occasionally, fanart for a fanfiction for Naruto. I post 'em here: http://ph33rtehcute0n3s.deviantart.com/ I take enormous pride in my blog, titled after myself, which should be FREAKING OBVIOUS (-pouts-) given that I sign everything "Love, The Head Baka". But whatever. It's here: http://theheadbaka.blogspot.com Also see lj for reference, since I tend not to talk too much about myself here. http://hello-a-fish.livejournal.com ...since I've gotten so much talk generated about mine poem-reviews, I'm probably going to make a story-thing for those. No worries, I'll say who they're for. And one more thing... if I've submitted one to you, let me know, hm? I tend to forget these things, gomen. Sattiger's Law: Fudd's First Law of Opposition: I can't complain, but sometimes I still do. -Joe Walsh Your memory is a monster; you forget – it doesn’t. It simply files things away. It keeps things for you, or hides things from you – and summons them to your recall with a will of its own. You think you have a memory; but it has you! - John Irving You shall know the truth, and the truth shall drive you insane. - Aldous Huxley Edit: Young and foolish, heh. | |||||||||||
1. Book Learning reviewsThere are the things you can't learn from books, and then there are the things you can't learn at all.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-22-09 - Sai & Naruto U. - Complete2. Seventh reviewsThe seventh time it happened, Liu Yee woke up first. //: Liu YeexAtsuki, yaoi, implied lemon; the seventh of a series.Lux-Pain - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-12-09 - Complete3. Super Premium UnleadedLiu Yee raised an eyebrow. “Is there something in my manner that suggests I am anything but a paranoid bastard? Because you know you can tell me if there is.” //: challenge fic from coffee shoppe. AU oneshot drabble; Liu YeexAtsuki.Lux-Pain - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Published: 9-12-09 - Complete4. Impulse reviewsAnd it was impulse that started this, and impulse that will end it. //: challenge-fic from coffee shoppe. AtsukixShinji, semi-AU; oneshot. warning for yaoi and implied... stuff.Lux-Pain - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-12-09 - Complete5. Sixth reviewsThe sixth time it happened, they were riding a train. //: Liu YeexAtsuki, yaoi, lemon; the sixth of a series.Lux-Pain - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-17-09 - Complete6. Intermission reviews//And it'll haunt you, my honeybee; anyone who's anyone has that same dream: where you're falling, where you're flying, where you're calling out and where you're dying. But, thank God, you're up now.//Lux-Pain - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-27-09 - Complete7. For Whom The Bell Tolls » reviewsThe worst part of seeing people's minds, Atsuki thinks, is not being able to tell who is sick and who isn't... //: slightly AU, slight spoilersLux-Pain - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,830 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 7-15-09 - Published: 5-1-098. Maross » reviewsKimimaro is stuck in some house somewhere, waiting for orders, for six months. But just when he breaks, the house's original occupant comes home... Shikamaru, KimimaroNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,716 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-14-09 - Published: 4-17-08 - Kimimaro & Shikamaru N.9. The Keyhole Perspective reviewsHe recalls her face, later, in all its righteous fury. //: Misaki Ryou, the player behind Haseo, contemplates his confrontation with Aina. Spoilers for vol. 3 of G.U. Oneshot.hack/SIGN - Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-1-09 - Haseo & Aina - Complete10. Sparrow in the Rain reviewsAnd then he shakes his head, wishing ruefully he could still believe. //: Ovancentric. Based largely in .hack//G.U.hack/SIGN - Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-15-09 - Ovan & Haseo - Complete11. Birthday Cake? reviewsAaron blushes. "It makes me feel naked." Any lesser man would have succumbed to the temptation to roll their eyes, but Lucian manages to deadpan well enough on his own. "You ARE naked." //: LucianxAaron, cracktastic!Yaoi; very, VERY random oneshotBoktai - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-24-09 - Complete12. On ProbationHe rested his head in his hand. "You know, there's usually a fairly good reason why things are forbidden..." //: random drabblet, minor hinted KakashixYamatoNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Published: 5-24-09 - Kakashi H. & Yamato - Complete13. Fifth reviewsThe fifth time it happened, Liu Yee was drunk. //: Liu YeexAtsuki, yaoi, lemon; the fifth of a series.Lux-Pain - Rated: M - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-21-09 - Complete14. Fourth reviewsThe fourth time it happened, it was just in passing. //: Liu YeexAtsuki, shounen-ai; the fourth of a series.Lux-Pain - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-19-09 - Complete15. Deaf Ear reviewsThe last time they saw each other, things were different. //: Shippuden introspective oneshotNaruto - Rated: T - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-9-09 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete16. Taffeta Nightmare reviewsSudden and unexpected doesn't happen every day. //: Natsuki inflective, pre-gameLux-Pain - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-7-09 - Complete17. Third reviewsThe third time it happened, Atsuki had had a nightmare. //: Liu YeexAtsuki, shounen-ai; the third of a series.Lux-Pain - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-4-09 - Complete18. Second reviewsThe second time it happened it was Atsuki's fault. //: Liu YeexAtsuki, yaoi, lemon; the second of a series.Lux-Pain - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-4-09 - Complete19. First reviewsThe first time it happened it took Atsuki by surprise. //: Liu YeexAtsuki, yaoi; the first of a series.Lux-Pain - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-4-09 - Complete20. Over The Hills and Far Away reviewsIt took him a while to figure out that he had something there, that if he ever gave up, they'd be waiting. //: Atsuki contemplative post-game oneshot, no spoilersLux-Pain - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-30-09 - Complete21. Struck Dumb » reviews."You look better with your contact out," he commented. Atsuki frowned in confusion. //: There are some things you can't get through alone, and then there are things you just don't want to be alone for. Liu Yee x Atsuki; first of many Lux-Pain fics !Lux-Pain - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,140 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-27-09 - Complete22. little birdie » reviewslittle birdie, will you take me to the music? //: poem-and-fic combo. warning: yaoi. SERIOUSLY.Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-21-09 - Dark Ichigo & Ichigo K.23. Days of our Lives » reviewsEvery day, we get a little stronger. //: a collection of drabbles, one for each chapter in the Naruto manga. May contain spoilers.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-15-09 - Published: 4-14-0924. SolidarityAll he ever wanted was to go on forever. //: some spoilers for shippudenNaruto - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Published: 4-13-09 - Sasori - Complete25. SoldierIt would have to do for now. //: some spoilers for shippudenNaruto - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Published: 4-2-09 - Hidan - Complete26. SolsticeEven as they saw it he was long gone. //: some spoilers for shippudenNaruto - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Published: 4-2-09 - Deidara - Complete27. Red Rose Black reviewsHis distorted-sounding chuckle bounced around the car's interior. "That's the King I know." //: Ichigo’s dad died, and they told his roommate, Hichigo, first. Now he has to get his King to believe him... Slight implied HichiIchi, AU, two-shotBleach - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-1-09 - Ichigo K. & Dark Ichigo28. Old Wings » reviewsOnce upon a time there was a castle. In this castle lived a Man Who Was God and his Angel, and whatever associates of theirs they deigned to house. There was also a man who is part plant, a strange man and his white-haired partner, and a man who regrets.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-25-09 - Published: 8-18-08 - Pein & Kakuzu - Complete29. Newfound Advantage » reviewsx LucianxAaron x Aaron won't be able to continue without Lucian, and Lucian knows it. And when he takes advantage of this knowledge, Aaron breaks, and Lucian knows he has won... again.Boktai - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,962 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 3-15-09 - Published: 8-1-08 - Complete30. Cabin Fever reviewsSomehow he managed to locate the Uchiha’s quarters, and get inside without too much damage to the doorframe to dump the sleeping man unceremoniously on his unmade bed. oneshot drabblefic, sound sasuke arcNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-13-09 - Sasuke U. & Sakon - Complete31. Neighborly reviews."You know you're not supposed to leave your closet!" ..HizashixKakashi, crack, drabble/ oneshot..Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-13-09 - Kakashi H. & Hizashi H. - Complete32. Dream of Shard reviews."When it's all back together," I told Slash, "we have to give it to baby Janus or else it will never have existed." Magus went back in time to care for himself, but when Schala's pendant breaks, what is he supposed to do? Warning for mindscrewing.Chrono Trigger - Rated: T - English - General/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-10-09 - Complete33. A TangeloFlavored Death » reviewsSo Kankuro was supposed to marry Hinata. And that’s the only reason why she doesn’t try to leave the Akatsuki. Yep, it has nothing to do with Tobi… or Deidara… or anyone else… Nope, nothing to do with them. Featuring HinaTobi, all six Pein’s bodies, more.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,078 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 2-15-09 - Published: 5-22-08 - Hinata H. & Pein34. The Automatic Infection »There are many things that Akito would like to avoid, and still more reasons why, but when he loses sight of them there is no going back. :Fem!Akito, spoilers through volume 18, rated for mild language:Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 943 - Published: 1-8-09 - Akito S. & Kureno S.35. This Office reviewsSatisfied, he turned back to reassure Kisame that he was “just fucking worrying, go away, seriously.”' Ino is the new intern at the office. Will she ever get any work done with these people bugging her? AUNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-9-08 - Ino Y. & Hidan - Complete36. But Never Forgotten reviewsWhere is he taking us now? Shouldn't there be some way I can tell what my own mind is planning? madaraxtobiNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-9-08 - Tobi & Madara U. - Complete37. Leafling reviewsAnd after all this time, he still resists me. Too bad I don't feel dirty for it. madaraxkimimaroNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-9-08 - Kimimaro & Madara U. - Complete38. True To Form » reviewsx Lunar Knights x They have a common enemy, but when push comes to shove, they may share more than just that. x LucianxAaron, yaoi xBoktai - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,916 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 11-2-08 - Published: 8-10-0839. The Big Stupid » reviewsSo one day she's randomly a dog and apparently Pein was out in the hall, so she invites him in. This is however not good news because we start attracting THEM like flies. FLIES I TELL YOU! r&rNaruto - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-2-08 - Published: 8-1-08 - Pein & Sasuke U.40. Rust and Shoulders reviewsTove is itchy, or, as he calls it, rusty, and even though he hasn't done THAT in a really, really long time he manages it correctly. "Is it normal for humans to see in so few colors?" he asks Bea, who now has a headache.Boktai - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-1-08 - Complete41. Masochistic Tendencies reviewsAfter it's all over, after everyone else is gone, Pein will need someone. Uchiha Madara is willing to help, although he might not appreciate it too much.Naruto - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-26-08 - Pein & Tobi - Complete42. not another day reviewsSasuke wouldn't let himself cry, but when he realized what day it was his control slipped for once. Just for once.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-23-08 - Sasuke U. & Itachi U. - Complete43. The Trouble With Saying Things :threewordsremix: reviewsWhenever I try to tell him, my mouth disconnects from my brain because I still don’t know how to say it properly. x Yaoi, NaruShino x Part of Project CHONNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-30-08 - Naruto U. & Shino A. - Complete44. Some Fantastic reviewsIt still makes me nervous, seeing him, not being able to touch him, to not know if he sees me…. NaruNeji, yaoi, Oneshot Part of Project CHON.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-29-08 - Naruto U. & Neji H. - Complete45. No Sleep on Days » reviewsEveryone’s tired today, but not for the same reasons. Pein may have had to fight some burly idiot, but Deidara didn’t get any sleep, and it’s getting to him. Zetsu, on the other hand, is actually complacent. Gasp! Get a medic! Some OOCness, crackNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4-16-08 - Published: 4-11-08 - Deidara & Hidan46. 101 Inane Things You Can Do With Lightbulbs reviewsGo ahead. Just try and guess what they're REALLY doing. Actually, it's kinda easy. Just funny to imagine. Enjoy! CRACK! Oneshot. ItachixMusicals, Sakon and maybe Ukon , Kankuro, Kidomaru sort of, anyway and that poor not-so-innocent cameraman.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-11-08 - Itachi U. & Sakon - Complete47. Family Relations Not Too GoodTheir family consists of a pair of twins and their sister. When she's gone, what next?Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Published: 4-4-08 - Complete48. Ikin: A Few Year's Progress reviewsIkin is the normal lonely teen: dead parents, no ties, and five summoning scrolls. But if he works really hard, maybe something will come of his misfortune... OCNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-2-08 - Complete49. Hitori: Alone with Family reviewsWhen Hitori's puppet Dan isn't enough to stop the assassin from killing his siblings, he decides to get better... OC backgroundNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-2-08 - Complete50. Running with Scissors » reviewsSummary: When a prodigy, a self-proclaimed idiot, a puppeteer, and her sister start running around, that is troublesome. Very troublesome. Especially when Akatsuki relatives are involved... OC's, as well as normal characters; a collab with friends. ReviewNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-2-08 - Published: 1-31-08 - Kiba I. & Kankuro51. Volunteer Madman » reviewsAs far as Gaara can tell, nobody will ever get close to him. But when he lands in the insane asylum, he develops a certain... affinity... Rated T for now. GaaHaku, other pairings later. Review, please!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 1-15-08 - Published: 12-30-07 - Gaara & Haku52. Far Off Target » reviewsWhen Gaara finds a girl passed out in the desert, she ends up staying, and her presence causes some, uh.... problems.... GaaraxOC, rated T for now, lemons coming soon-- edit: eventually. Read and review, please!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-8-08 - Published: 1-7-08 - Gaara & Tobi
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