Helga Geraldine Pataki
I joined, so I could read the many stories of HA! Along with other stories. :3
I have a fetish for romance BIG TIME.
Of course I love football head.
Also gais, you gais need to write moar bout me and Arnold-o.
LOL Samus X Pit!
PitXSamus HERE
AWESOME.
Im funny... dont think so? Fuck you guys I know Im funny.
Uhh, any players out there? Im extremely good with Olimar, I can beat the crap out of Peach at lv9. PM me, I dont have connection just yet, but I will soon. Other characters I use is
Pit, MetaKnight, ToonLink, Link, Samus and yoshi
Ocassionally Sonic, Mr.GameWatch, diddy, wario and snake
believe it or not, but my best is olimar:D
OLIMAR IS MY FAV CHARACTER OMFG YOU GAIS. WRITE MORE FICS ABOUT OLIMAR
BECAUSE HE'S FUCKING AWESOME AND HE PWNS YOU IN THE BUTT.
Thursday, April 03 2008
What the fuck are you fags doing? What the fuck is this shit? The Subspace Emissary story is complete fucking fail in the first place(Although the action was pretty awesome, but story is shitty), why would you fags want to write about that stupid shit?
Okay listen up you faggots, DONT WRITE ABOUT The Subspace Emissary! Because almost NONE OF YOU have the skills to write that shit.
It's complicated, and it WILL take long. Now if you're just going to write out without planing it. Then expect flames and a shitty ass story. The stupid wapanese retards didnt do it right with the story, what makes you think you can? seriously, come on people you can come up with your own stories, dont be lazy bums!
STORY TIME!
For some reason, I was tempted to write this, because it seemed so funny to me. I shouldn't because Im afraid it will make me look butthurt or something...But I just HAD to because the utter stupidity of this girl is...just...wow..I might make an article myself..
Okay, for all you Constructive Critism people, you guys know how it is with some people when you send out your crit.
You sometimes get angry PMs, or angry reviews from that same person or fangirl friend...
I got some lulzy PMs and reviews,
one person always counterflamed PMed me each time I flamed him, I ignored it, it was whatever to me, because it was a typical faggot PM.
Some accept it, and thanked me for it. People should be more like the thankful people, its much more mature, and you actually learn.
But one girl, went to extreme lengths to get back at me from being butthurt...It all started with this Con.Crit. I gave to her:
"first, stop roleplaying, its gay,second you make things here go too fast.third, some characters are not themselves.I did lol at Pit pretending to freak out and some other scenes so its okay. Just work on characters and story plz."
Please note that it wasnt even that harsh to begin with, since I left other people even more brutal reviews as proven here;
"God Damn, what the fuck is this shit? Seriously, W T F?Maybe if this was parody and humor then I probably would have lol'd my ass off, but this shit is romance? this beastily love fucking sick dimented shit? and what the fuck is up with you and yoshis? do you dream about fucking him or something? You sick fuck.If you write this kind of shit, you know you need to go outside and find some friends! And get help! Jesus fucking christ. Get out of the basement!"
"Many things to point out here, bad things and good things, lets start with the good things first.I really liked this story and it was one of the best I've read so far thats completed. Good work. I liked how you did Pit's character and the paring of course. I liked Snake here too. :3Nice story and great battle detail, the battles were fucking awesome.Now, to the bad things; brace yourselffirst, stop the fucking Role play, its fucking gay and corny,second, you made Samus into a fucking crybaby and whore, seriously, WTF? Nice work on degrading the badass Samus Aran.Third, learn some pyschiatry, guys will not comment on how muvh of a good couple ZeldaXLink Or PitXSamus look. They DO NOT. Theres also other mental problems you left here, I can go into detail but maybe some other time, however Id like to note that you did good with Zelda's jealousy trouble, it was very precise.fourth, learn some more romance please. Kinda sucked major ass.fifth, some of the characters were NOT themselves, work on that please, it made me cringe at times.and what I think of the ending...It was sad, but it was OKAY."
Okay, you guys must believe that that is some brutal reviews.
Okay?
This is what her reaction to my Con.Crit...
"Things aren't going to change, buddy.#1.I like roleplaying, so don't mess with it.#2.I prefer going a little fast, so don't screw with it.#3. AND I LIKE THE CHARACTERS A LITTLE OOC! SO DON'T WITH IT!"
Fiesty little fangirl ain't she? Oh...thats not all...Theres plenty more...
She reviewed one of my stories, leaving a flame, so she's flaming me. lol
she sent me something like ;
"this is crap. im outta here..."
so I sent her this;
"You are fucking retarded, first you send me a butthurt message, whining about how
this and this wont change, then, the most fucking retarded shit any person can do is
butthurt counter flame, (in which I gave you constructive critism). That sir,
is what you did, do you realize how moronic you looked doing it?I'll keep on lecturing at you until you stop that retarded immature 12 yr old
crap.and BTW, you should accept constructive critism than get whiny about it,
flaming me only helped me to get people into wanting to see my shitty fanfic."
You think thats that? Theres MOAR! I think one of her friends decided to go on their own(Who the fuck knows) and flame me or she sent her friend on me(which the friend claimed to be solo), who knows, but anyways, she did one of those "I dont like her shitty attitude but I'll leave a nice, passive remark on one of her stories, she'll never know! teehee!"
So I PMed her, after she did the nice but insulting review, and we get into arguements, blah blah blah. not too important. anyways, the point is is that that retard fangirl sent her friend on me or her retard friend is fucking retarded. lol
Okay, after that,
she sent me a PM a few weeks later;
"lol so not caring about critics."
I ignored it, thinking, she's just a butthurt moron.
BUT...
A few weeks later she sent me this...
"lol I deleted your message a long time ago but now I wanna annoy u!Now, I shall ignore the retard flamer!Crowd: Oh!Now, I will go on to my world where there are no retard flamers!Dances around like a ballerina"
She's RPing, which makes it automatically gay.
lol batshit insane.
UPDATE:
So I still had the story alert on for her crap story, cuz i didnt know how to take it off. So one day, I look through my email, and find that she has updated her story, so I thought, 'what the heck just read the girl's story again.' and it was utter crap again and she still keeps at it with her retardation(however you spell that) writing.
So I was like, 'let's have fun with her'
Okay, so I just wanted to piss her off for the hell of it...so...I reviewed her story again, but this time, I only flamed her.
So she sends me this;
Hm... Didn't I deal with you before? Hm let'sa see... Didn't I want to say
something? Hm... Oh yeah...
SHUT THE - UP YOU - LITTLE -!
NOW I WILL BLOCK YOU! NO MORE FROM YOU!
And! I shall mention you on my next chapter! Hehe!
Silly buns. She's such a silly buns.
MOAR UPDATE-
Okay, I was checkin' emails and then I saw that someone has faved one of my stories, so I check it, and it was from the girl, she says somethin like
" Aww that's such a sweet story."
And I was like, WTF?
So I sent her something like this;
" ...What are you doing?...Che' It doesnt matter...
Anyways, thanks for reviewing my story I've gotten alot of PMs from people saying they liked it alot. Thanks."
Then...She sends me a PM, which sends me to a lollercoaster and it got me confuzzled, considering she was talking like a retard, I did not understand her...I SWEAR...much like tom cruise AMIRITE?;
I have some things to point out.
1: I am not a goth retard or a nerd.
2: I only flamed you cause that was the truth (for me!)
3: I was just testing you by sending a retarded PM just to see if you do
anything. Not noticing anything, I forgot. Then after a few days I looked at
my email. I had about seven reviews and a PM from my buddy. I checked the PM
first and she told me about you. I never knew that she actually stood up for
me. (That was really nice of her. I'll hafta thank her.) I looked at your
retard flame and thought I just be like "omg shes at it again." Then I flame
replied and forgot about it for a few days. And I happened to stumble apon ur
profile and saw my "butthurt flames." (Thank God you didn't mention my name)
And my friend, you went too far. I shall do mention you on my story and
humiliate you.
4: ROLEPLAYING IS NOT GAY DAMMIT!
Now if you excuse me I need to rob Tim Hortons! Hopefully I'll forget about
you after. Bye enemy!
THE END :3
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