Hello and Welcome to My Profile!
As you can probably tell from my pen name, I'm in love with the Twilight series. I'm a reasonably decent writer(I'm the news/layout editor for my high school newspaper) , but my writing is not without flaws. I'm less creative than I would like and I often think faster than I type. If I mess something up, my apologies and please let me know.
My Current Favorite Quote: "These violent delights have violent ends
And in their triumph die, like fire and powder,
Which, as they kiss, consume."
-- Romeo and Juliet, Act II, Scene VI (also mentioned in New Moon- if you didn't know that, why are you reading my profile?)
Well, more about me. I'm sixteen and a sophomore in high school. I play second flute in the high school concert and marching bands. Unlike several of my relatives that are musicians/music teachers professionally, I am not a very good musician. I skipped ahead a year in math (I know, let's point and stare at the nerd), the lowest grade I have is a 95 and that's in gym, so I don't think it counts. My musical tastes are permanently stuck in the 1980's, and I don't understand modern art.
I'm also a stickler for proper English, and often break out the red pen while reviewing. If anyone needs someone to look over their work so as to avoid the wrath of the red pen, just ask and I'll be happy to help.
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"
You know it is going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor. You think so?. Hell that is a good day because it more than likely means that a Cullen caught you!!
Since Edward is a perfect angel, and god created angels, and Carlisle created Edward into a vampire, so God is Carlisle. That and the fact that everyone of us woke up and saw Carlisle and thought he was God.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever run into a mirror, copy this into your profile.
Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile (haha... Twilight for me)
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile
If every locker you have ever had, hates you and never opened for you, copy and paste this into your profile.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.
Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you're somewhere beyond borderline obsessed with Russia, copy this into your profile.
If you am/is/was/were/be/being/been/would/could/should/shall/are a Death Eater OR have had the Dark Mark drawn on your arm, copy this into your profile
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile
If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.
If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.
If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.
If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.
If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele
98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.
If you think that only losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.
If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!
You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile
If you ever fell off a chair back wards copy this into your profile
() Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer
AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.
AV is Addicted to Vampires
LES is Love Edward Syndrome
WIWAVS is Wishing I Was A Vampire Syndrome
If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is if you randomly go up to some hot guy on the street and tell them that their bronze hair reminds you of Edward Cullen. Crazy is when you still talk to your friends even though they like Jacob Black. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!!)
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Edward's One True Love, Esme's Favorite Daughter
If you would like to serve toujourspurPAL under her reign as the next Russian dictator, copy this into your profile. (This seriously made me laugh, but I loved it anyway. Yay Russia!)
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile!
If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile
.If your mom has ever clamped down on your ear while curling your hair, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your skin is almost always cold...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If people mistake you for a vampire (cough cough or you are one cough cough)...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that Twilight is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've reread Twilight over sixty times...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese,Vampire Scooby, Edward's One True Love, Esme's Favorite Daughter
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my pen name)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Edward's One True Love, Esme's Favorite Daughter
If you hear the voices of the characters in your head, copy and paste (smiles)
If you wish more people were like your friends on fanfiction, copy and paste
If you have ever gotten a paper cut on your lip from kissing Twilight, copy and paste
If you have ever spazzed out because you'v seen a silver Volvo S60, because it reminds you of Edward Cullen, copy and paste
If you look around and say: "Where?" because someone said Edward
If you are so obsessed with Twilight that when you hear thunder, you immediately think of the Cullen's playing baseball, copy and paste
If you are absolutely in love with Stephanie Meyers Fictional Character Jasper, Copy and Paste this into your Profile.
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.
I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
And…if you have ever been kidnapped and nearly eaten by evil flying squirrels before your vampire boyfriend saved you, then you found a flamethrower and vanquished the squirrels shouting “Die, squirrel beasts, die!”, copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how gorgeous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said gorgeous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile
My goal in life is to have everyone I have ever come into contact with fall in love with Twilight series, and, more importantly, JASPER!
You're intoxicated by my very presence
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
Life was so simple when boys had cooties
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends
I could tell you what happened in the first chapter of Eclipse, but then I would have to kill you.
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back
When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!
HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--
If you have a friend that thinks Twilight is stupid, copy & paste this into your profile.
If EDWARD CULLEN said to stop breathing, 99 percent of girls currently on the face of the earth would be dead. Put this on your profile if you'd be the one percent still alive because you'd be saying you were just "uncomfortable", and you were a VAMPIRE!!
If you wish Carlisle was on Grey's Anatomy.Copy & Paste
If you think Rap music stands for RETARDS ATTEMPTING POETRY, copy & paste.
If you hate the fact that Edward Cullen isn't your boyfriend (Because he's mine) copy and paste this onto your profile!
I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because Denial is not just a river in Egypt
This is bunny. Copy and paste him to your profile to help him take over the world.
IF YOU ARE POSITIVE THAT YOU HAVE SOME OF THESE SAYINGS MORE THAN ONCE, COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE! (It's really because you like copy and pasting these, and you don't have the time to read them...)
Stories:
The Youngest Cullen:
Status: Complete
Jasper and the Hamster:
Status: Complete
Vampires Anonymous:
Status: Incomplete
Angels Speak With Jilted Tongues:
Status: Complete
Purebloods In the North:
Status: Incomplete
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