ItachiAkatsukiLover
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since: 12-29-07, id: 1456620, Profile Updated: 11-25-11
country: USA
Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, and Kingdom Hearts.

Hi my name is Billy Jean. I am 18, my birthday is November 24 and I am a saggitarius. lolz, um, but anyways, in january,24,2008 I met an amazing man by the name of Alexander Taylor Johnson, in which some of you who are naruhina fans may know him as Setsuko-San. He is amazinining in so many ways and always cheers me up and hopefully I do the same >,> meeepit. We have been together for 3 years and 8 months. (Does a little dance) I love him more then words can explain and I hope that someday my last name will be Johnson as well. Billy Jean Johnson, has a ring to it, does it not? lol. I have many friends but for a while now it has really just been me and tobiakatsukilover aka Jerilyn, she is my bestfriend out of many and she is awesome as all hell. (grins) as are the rest of my goofy, scary, or phsycotic, freaky, loving and all of the above awesomnessly..(yes, I just typed that people), friends.

We are yaoi fans, how it all started out o.o I have no freaking idea, but (shrugs) it's all good. hehe.

MY BESTFRIENDS:

Alex aka Setsuko-san :D hehe

Jerilyn aka TobiAkatsukiLover

Ashauna aka Romyevolutionlover

Melissa aka Shikamaru'sLover01

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ANYWAYS: fav pairings of naruto:

ItaSaku

SasuSaku

SasoSaku

NaruHina

DeiSaku

KakaSaku

and...fav yaoi pairings:

DeiIta or ItaDei

SasoDei

ItaSaso

NaruSasu

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Also a big fan of Kingdom Hearts, I know alot of people love the game. My friends do, I know that XD But I haven't written anything for them.

For anyone who has been here to my profile, I apologize that I haven't finished any of the storiesI have started on here. I had one story but I accidently deleted it, in which I am still mad about. T,T But anyways...I hope to finish them when I can. Again, I am really sorry. I have a little one coming on the way and io, she's gonna be a hand full. Lolz.

Hears something that everyone needs to put on there profiles.

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.

Girl:Slow down, i'm scared.

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl:I love you, slow down.

Guy:Now give me a big hug

She gave him a big hug

Guy:Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people
were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the
breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she
loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he
would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile.

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SOME OF THE PLACES THAT I GO ON A DAYLY BASES WHEN I'M ON THE COMPUTER W

http://itachiakatsukilover.deviantart.com/

http://www.facebook.com/

http://www.youtube.com/user/itachiakatsukilover?feature=mhum

http://mabinogi.nexon.net/

http://www.subeta.net/?refer=itachiakatsukilover

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Fav Quotes=

It doesn't matter how wretched your life is, it's how you choose to live it that makes the difference. -Unknown

Your boat may be big, but its full of holes..and sinking. -Unknown

Funny Journal Thing I found on DA. XD

I'm trying to work on my commissions ( I *am* working on them) , but Today and yesterday my hand has been cramping up . So I'm just waiting for it to feel better, and rather than stop using my hands like I should, I'm doing stupid things like typing and clicking a mouse.
To my random thoughts:

- I had to go to WalMart today to fill my dog's prescription. They gave me this pager thingy- and said Id have to walk around for a half hour and kill time. I kind of really hate Walmart. I don't like any of those country-sized superstore. After living in Asia so long, like, I'm skittish of anything that big. And the stuff they sell is too big. The carts are the size of aircraft carriers and I'm not that big myself, so I hate navigating them around.
When I'm there I'm always reminded of the zombie apocalypse ( it's a comin' ) - cuz many people in Walmart look like zombies already..with their zombie children eating McDonald's; o_@ *chomp chomp... MOM I WANNA TOY NAO. I WANT CHOCOLATE *chomp* I WAN- BRRrraaaaiiinnnsssssss *

and I became a zombie myself waiting in the line ( and a woman with 5 screaming children tried to cut in front of me because she said I didn't LOOK like I was waiting in line. How many people just stand in Walmart in front of the check outs holding Red Bull for shits and giggles?
As I was standing there praying the man with 10 cases of pop would finally figure out the self -checkout ( BEEP- in the bag..*BEEP* in the bag..its not rocket science D" So, I'm going to go ahead and get the breast implants. I just got a new credit card and it has a 5k limit. So I think I can put most of it on that- "
Idiot Girl #2 " How long do breast implants last? Are they like, permanent? My friend *insert name here* got them and she had to have them up-graded or something " ( like replacing ram chips in your computer? o_O - These implants will make me faster and give me moar power! )
First Idiot Girl: " Ummm...I kinda don't know...but I think they last like maybe 10-15 years if you take care of them? But I'm trying to get my sister to pick me up after I get out of surgery "

I strained with every cell in my body not to blurt out; " That's almost the same life expectancy as a small dog " .

But like... ...ok..What the hell happens to this girl if and when the zombie apocaplypse occurs and her 10 years on her boob implants are up and they need re-outfitting? Does anyone ever think of that? So there you might be, world might have become a frickin' war zone... the living have been reduced to making compounds and fortresses to fend off and survive the walking dead... and this chick has 2 sphere-like ticking time bombs in her chest. Like what the hell happens to them after that 10-15 years? Do they explode? Do they liquify and seep into your already compromised ( and at this point, sought after) brain? ... not to mention, depending on the size of them, that's a whole lot more wind resistance to contend with which means her running speed will signifcantly decrease. Agility is going to become very important, my friends.

So, my conclusion was that she didn't seem like the brightest light on the tree. Not because she wanted boob implants- it was her pure lack of knowledge on anything to do with the surgery, upkeep, long term effects, side effects, and the fact that she slaps it on a new credit card LOL ( cuz everyone knows credit cards are just free money D: ). And I don't even care if she was a bit dumb ( Im no Einstein) - but I had to catalogue in my head for the future that she'd be a personality type the rest of us would use as a decoy- or like, a kind of sacrifice to the zombie horde so the rest of us could get away She was totally the type that would be a constant strain on the group of survivors. It's something to keep in mind.

Just sayin.

xXx

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism


Okay. So I have looked over my reviews for Damn Uchiha and I wanted to write something else for them. Um cause I realized that people really love that pairing as much as I do.

For some of the other stories, I am working on those. So I am really sorry.


1. Sick Hallucination's » reviews
Axel Valentine is hallucinating that his dead father still talk's to him. His brother Reno visit's occationally. Oh and a cute little blonde who looks like he should still be in school is Axel's physcologist, what more could he ask for? I suck as sum's.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-11-11 - Published: 8-9-11 - Axel & Roxas
2. Gotta be somebody » reviews
Naruhina-Gotta be somebody, the title says it all. I hope you all like it and I will be coming up with a second chapter soon. Love you all. I own nothing. they may not be my characters but the story is mine and I would appreciate it if no one took it - -
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,222 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-28-09 - Published: 6-17-09 - Naruto U. & Hinata H.
3. The shanningan's blossom reviews
The shanningans blossom, the title explains itself...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-8-08 - Itachi U. & Sakura H.
4. damn uchiha reviews
Sasori had gone on a mission with kisame this morning leaving the blonde to train with itachi, let's see what happens, sha'll we. itadei, first time of writing actual yaoi fic, you don't like it - - keep it to yourself.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-30-08 - Itachi U. & Deidara - Complete
5. The yaoi chronicles reviews
yaoi intended, ooc, just read it..if you want
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-19-08 - Complete