hi i am red red red ribbon

i live in England

i am a female

fave books

harry potter series, Alex rider series, jinx, his dark materials series, the power of five series, young James bond series, mediator series, Tommy Sullivan is a freak, the reluctant landlady, and the amazing twilight series.

fave films :

harry potter (all), stormbraker, st trinnians, x men, shes the man, 13 going on 30, jumper, step up 1 and 2, Narnia ,27 dresses, twilight, wild child

fave musicals

hairspray, wicked, grease, chity chity bang bang , Annie and moulin rogue

fave cartoons

XMEN evolution ( romy all the way!)

~98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

Put this in your profile if you ever saw a boy and a girl hugging and was tempted to scream, "NO! DON'T DO IT! HE'LL FIND OUT ABOUT THE CURSE!"copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

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If you have ever gotten hit in the face with a ball and then started to laugh your ass off, put this on your profile

If you've ever walked into a room and forgotten what you came for, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've only ever fell in love with a fictitious vampire/character, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever said something, at exactly the same time as someone else, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever thought: why am I'm listening to this person? Copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon, Copy and paste this to your profile

If, for no reason, you have laughed at a part in a movie that really wasn't funny...copy/paste this into your profile...

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live.

If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste

A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards...you need
A heart to love him
A diamond to marry him
A club to smash his head in, and
A spade to burry him! (lol)

I'm the girl that can
watch hundreds of
horror movies and not
get scared but would
scream at the top of
her lungs when toast
pops out of the toaster (sadly it true)

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole! (lol)

When life gives you lemons, make Grape juice, sit back, and watch the world wonder how you did it.

24 Things I owe to my Mother

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you two are going to kill each other, at least do it outside. I just finished cleaning!"

2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week."

3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you aren't coming to the store with me!"

5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.

6. My mother taught IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about THE SCIENCE OF OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"

8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!"

9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"Your room looks like a tornado went through there!"

11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I've told you once, I've told you a million times, don't exaggerate!"

12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it too!"

13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

14. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children around the world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"

15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home!"

16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You're going to get it when we get home!"

17. My mother taught me about MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way!"

18. My mother taught me about ESP.
"Put your sweater on! Don't you think I know when you're cold?"

19. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When the lawnmower cuts off you toes, don't come crying to me!"

20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me about MY ROOTS.
"Shut that door! Do you think you were raised in a barn?"

23. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you're my age, you'll understand."

24. My mother taught me JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Completely AMAZING Quotes:

"Fall down again, Bella?" "No, Emmett. I punched a werewolf in the face." Emmett blinked, and then burst into a roar of laughter. - Eclipse (Emmett/Bella)

"It's an off day when somebody doesn't tell me how edible I smell." - Twilight (Bella)

"Stupid, shiny Volvo owner." - Twilight (Bella)

"Do I dazzle you?" "Frequently." - Twilight (Edward/Bella)

"Your father told me never to come through his door again... but technically I came in through the window." - New Moon (Edward)

"How strongly are you opposed to Grand Theft Auto?" - New Moon (Alice)

"Would it be childish to hide in your closest?" - New Moon (Edward)

"Of all the things about me that frighten you, you worry about my driving." - Twilight (Edward)

"I don't have any leeches on my speed dial." - Eclipse (Jacob)

"I'm really glad Edward didn't kill you. Everything's so much more fun with you around." —Eclipse (Emmett)

"This hostage stuff is fun." — Eclipse (Alice Cullen)

"I already know how strong you are. You didn't have to break the furniture." — Eclipse (Bella)

"Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV." — Eclipse (Jacob)

"Hey, vampire girl!" — Eclipse (Embry)

"I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me." ( harry potter)

Sunshine, daisies, butter mellow,Turn this stupid, fat rat yellow." ( ron weasley)

"...from now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'die, Ron, die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong. (ron weasley)

"Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have." ( hermoine granger)

"--but you get these massive pus-filled boils too," said George, "and we haven't worked out how to get rid of them yet."
"I can't see any boils," said Ron, staring at the twins.
"No, well, you wouldn't," said Fred, "they're not in a place we generally display to the public --"
"-- but they make sitting on a broom a right pain in the --" ( fred and george weasley)

"We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat!" - (George weasley)

"Hello, Harry," said George, beaming at him. "We thought we heard your dulcet tones." (George weasley)

By all means continue destroying my possessions. I daresay I have too many."(Albus Dumbledore)

Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!"(Albus Dumbledore)

"No, I was merely reading the Muggle magazines," said Dumbledore. "I do love knitting patterns." (Albus Dumbledore)

"I wouldn't go out with you if it was a choice between you and the giant squid." (Lily Evans )

"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!" ( Mrs. Weasley)