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Sisters, Insane but Fabulous: Pirates Style! / chapter 8 is up, yey! Kelsey and I go into a tavern for the first time (and possibly the last... we didn't enjoy it much...) At this point this is the only "active" story on this account, yep.

10 years Prologue / For a while the story might not make sense if you've read the 10 years story already, but chapter 3 is up!

10 years / Ah. My first insperation to get a fan fiction account. What memories. (has flashback) Anyhoo, I THINK i'm on chapter 12, maybe. But, I NEED YOUR HELP! Without knowing the English pirate's name, I won't be able to continue! Help me! Thank you, whoever gives me a suggestion I like, they will get full credit!

ATTENTION: 10 YEARS IS CURRENTLY ON A HOLD. FOR HOW LONG, YOU ASK? WELL, THAT'S THE MYSTERY. APOLOGIZES TO YA'LL.

Things you should know about me

I have curly hair. Don't ask me to straigten it. Just trust me on this one. Because I love my curly hair. Deal.

I love to write, but not sure how good I am at it. :)

You wouldn't know that I loved PotC if you saw me

I have been called a prep, and well, I am one, I guess...

But, am a dork at heart. ;)

don't hate me, please, cause I never hate people, or at least try not to :)

When I get out of all this education stuff called school, I'm going to be an editor for a publishing company (hopefully...) planning on an English major in college, all that stuff. :)

Would love to act and stuff, but can't cause, well, not many opurtunities in Oregon, huh?

I'm a hopeless romantic.

A tad insane, although the lovely people I choose to call my best friends seem to be even more than I am.

Currently working on a fiction press account, but right now I'm slightly ashamed of the stories on it. Once I get it all sorted out, I'll attach it to this site.

Sarcastic (a lot.)

I talk with too high of a vocabulary to be considered the age that i am (which I'll never tell, lol), and sometimes sound like I was raised during the early 1900's or something, so excuse my old-sounding-ness sometimes. :)

I'm in luv with u. Is that okay?

Random Quotes from me or someone I know

"Well, we're going to have a magnificent garden party, and you're not invited." -Me to my other non-PotC friends

"My peanut." -Keely, when my non-PotC friend takes out a bag of those nut packages during lunch

"Well that's maddeningly unhelpful" -Captain Jack Sparrow

"I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by." -Captain Jack Sparrow

"So we're all man of our world really, except for Elizabeth, who is, in fact, a woman." -Well, you know

"Would you like a hat? A scarf? Gloves?" -Keely, mimiking my mother

"It's a mitten dance party!... I wish I was a mitten!" -Lenay on a road trip with her boyfriend, who is probably either laughing or rolling his eyes at this point.

"Will you be my friend? I don't have any others!" -Matt, after he grabs my by the arms (creepy...)

"Boshkin!" -Camp of '07 (We're still not quite sure what it means)

"That's so..." "Boshkin?" "Yeah!" -two grls i know

"They didn't have a mug that said 'Toby,' so I but a 'b' over the 'n' and called it good." ... "This has got to be the best present I've ever gotten. And I actually use it! See?" -Toby Mac & Jason Dunn, talking about the gift Jason got Toby for his birthday, a coffee mug w/ his name on it (Nifty!).

"He pierced his eyebrow?"

"Yep."

"With... what!"

"One of those things you attach cloth diapers with."

"Um... ok?" -Camp of '07 (and yes, a guy actually did that at a sumer camp, on his own, and kept it in for the week. It got infected, but was really funny!)

"For Aslan! And for Narnia!" -some random guy while playing a game

"It was good, I guess... but I fell asleep, if that says anything." -Me after someone asked what I thought of their story

"We hate the number four." -Lenay

"Barney lives in South America! Lets go give him a hug! Come on!" -Lenay, gf of Jason, while at South America

Living with children, it's like living with little miniature drunks. They stumble, fall over, throw up, cry, laugh... it's the whole package -Johnny Depp

"I love toe pajamas. I want to marry toe pajamas and have little toe pajama babies and adopt toe pajamas from foriegn toe pajama countries... if it's not too expensive." -Lenay on her show, walking through Target, after seeing toe pajamas

"Be there or be... triangular? Yeah, let's go with that" -MSSM

"She's hold-out-the-bucket-cause-that's-how-much-she-drools-over-them kind of obsessed." -Me, describing my sister's love for the Jonas Brothers

"What comes after 4? 6. Duh!" -Keely, me, and Gabby (you would have to have been there in order to get it...)

"Let's play altimate ping-pong!" "Why?" "Because. We ran out of ping-pong balls, so now we have to use this beach ball instead." "Oh. Okay." -me, kelly, and danny at San Diego

"I wonder what it's like to be a Cheeto? Cheeto, Cheeto!" -at Target

"Fruits are for squares." -at school, Idk really... :)

"I've been looking for you my whole life!"

"No you haven't." -Lenay to an old lady at Target... awkward...

Copy and Paste Section! (DUN-DUN-DUUUUNNNN!!)

If you have a tendancy to talk to yourself, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you have inside jokes...with yourself... copy and paste this onto your profile.

I don't care what other people say. I'M A PIRATE AND THAT'S THAT! (Copy and Paste this onto your profile if you're a pirate.)

If you have an imaginary friend named Captain Jack Sparrow, put this on your profile!

PEN + PAPER = LIFE

If everytime you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, put this on your profile!

I don't care what other people say about Sparrabeth, I will support it always and NEVER turn my back on it! Put this on your profile if you agree!

If you're a dork/nerd but for some reason your friends haven't figured it out yet (we're all in disguise!), then copy and paste this on your profile!

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane best friend, copy and paste this on your profile!

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited over like two good reviews, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you're random, but SWEAR you're not weird, put this on your profile!

92 percent of the teenage population has switched to Rap. If you are in the 8 percent who still ROCKS, copy & paste this into your profile

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile

If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile.

If you love either Ryan Higa or Kevin Wu, copy and paste this on your profile... wait... you know what? Just copy and paste this on your profile if you know who they ARE!

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile

(Ex: PotC, rock music, iPods, boys, American Eagle, It Started With a Kiss, or恶作剧之吻, and fruit.) ;D

If you support Sparrabeth because forbidden love is always the best kind, copy and paste this on your profile!

If you support Sparrabeth because it is one of the few romances out there that is truly tragic, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you support Sparrabeth because... you support Sparrabeth, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that Will is a fine whelp and everything, but Jack and Elizabeth belong together, and that there is so much tension and chemistry between them that they can out run any ship in the Caribbean then copy and paste this on your profile. Because Sparrabeth is faster than your ship, is better than your ship, is prettier than your ship, and is hell of a lot hotter than your ship! (Unless your ship is the Pearl in which case it's only slightly better than your ship.)

I am a complete Sparrabeth believer, if you didn't understand that about me already :) and have many reasons for it. Here are some of them (some of them sound better reasons than others...)

SPARRABETH REASONS! (according to the fabulous me!)

1. They both wanted to know what it tastes like

2. They're two peas in a pod

3. She did have enough rum to allow that kind of talk

4. Will does things that are absolutely... stupid.

5. One word: Curiosity

6. He's sorry

7. She's not (but regrets saying so)

8. Waffles are delicious. :)

9. The compass ain't kiddin'

10. Drink up, me harties, yo ho:)

11. His compass isn't broken

12. She went to the ends of the earth for him

13. She never said she didn't love him

14. Will is always in the way

15. Will said he would die for her, but Jack actually did

16. He wanted to marry her right here, right on this deck, right now

17. Will had to almost die for them to marry

18. He knows she knows how to handle a sword

19. They won't be able to resist

20. They both bring each other back to reality

21. He's a good man

22. They're both going to want it

23. She doesn't need a hero

24. He's the pirate she's read about

25. Jack is vexed by Elizabeth (yes, according to Ted and Terry!)

26. She's always liked pirate stories better than fairy tales anyway

27. He told her the truth behind the stories

28. He saved her life without knowing who she is

29. Jack's facial expression in DMC after Will says Elizabeth faces the gallows

30. Their kiss was hotter (even though they had a disadvantage with the music and all)

31. They were all "Whatever Death, we're busy!"

32. He came back

33. Will's a bit of a stick, really

34. Jack's a smart man

35. Elizabeth doesn't entirely trust him

36. But apparently more than she does Will

37. Now they both know what it tastes like

38. He's what she wants most in this world

39. She digs a man with dreds. :)

40. It makes Will get a funny expresion on his face

41. He loves the Pearl but She does splinter something terrible

42. It vexes Will

43. Will plays the role of a doormat

44. If it weren't for him, she would have been dead before Will stopped calling her Miss Swann

45. Jack started calling her Elizabeth long before Will got the courage to

46. They both survived the plunge off the same cliff

47. She longs for freedom as much as he does

48. She makes him - dare we say it? - vulnerable

49. He is actually honest with her (Well, more often then with anyone else, anyway)

50. He admires a person who is willing to do whatever is necessary

51. She succeeded in what three other people failed to do

52. She has faith in him

53. He trusted her enough to make Elizabeth a pirate king

54. When he calls her a pirate, she's proud of it and acts even more piratey than before

55. She caught Captain Jack Sparrow

56. A Sparrabeth kiss is way better than a Willabeth kiss anyday

57. Will's a pansy

58. She thinks it would be exciting to meet a pirate

59. They are very much alike, she and he... he and she... them

60. Both their last names are birds, which symbolizes freedom, their freedom

61. He influences her

62. She's willing to do whatever it takes

63. Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate

64. He let her persuade him

65. She swaggers like him in two scenes, in two different movies (when they all sword fight and she has to guard the heart, and when they're in Singapore and she has to remove all of her weapons)

66. A Waffle breakfast is better than a steak dinner anyday

67. Even though Wil is the one trying to save her, Jack does most of the rescuing.

68. They share an interest in chains and stuff

69. He didn't shoot her after she burned all the rum

70. He has an intuitive knowledge of the female creature

71. They just look hot together

72. He keeps on singing the song she taught him

73. They keep on looking at each other

Yo, ho, Yo ho, I pirates life for me.

;D