Hello there, poppets. Welcome to ze profile of TheHouseOfTheGoldenFlower, otherwise known as THOTGF, Tari, or, (by her close friends) AnnoyingHobbitLookalike.
If you hadn't guessed by my username, I am a major Glorfindel (and thus Lord of the Rings/Tolkien) fan. Who doesn't like an elf with a horse that has jingly reins? xD. Even though I cannot beleive THAT STUPID PETER JACKSON CUT HIM OUT OF THE MOVIE(S) AND REPLACED HIM WITH THAT PRISSY SHE-ELF ARWEN. /endrant/
Anywho. I am female, have long, dark brow hair, hazel eyes, a love of horses (Muahaha! I own one! Or two, whatever. -does the happy dance-) one very yappy Siamese-wannabe cat, a hate of the place where I recently moved, which I call, not-so-affectionately " Greater Hicktown", and a ton of great friends. And a want for a werewolf shaped space heater. xD. I am thirteen, extremely random, insane, (don't beleive me? Go read my Sporks story.) and I, oddly enough, prefer editing my friends stories more then writing my own, so the progress on the Elves, Teenagers and Insanity story is VERY slow. The writers block I am currently experiencing does not help. I hate non-parody/humor Mary-Sues ( For instance, the ones where poor Legolas falls in love with half a dozen teenaged elven-wannabees who could not speak elvish to save their lives. )And, after my Very Ebil friend pointed me to LibraryofMoria.com, slash. -shudders- I can't say I hate flamers though- they can be fairly humorous. Though I will admit it stung that one of the first reviews I ever got was a flame- and the only C2 community any of my stories has been added to was ' Worst of the Worst LOTR fanfiction. '
I enjoy reading humor, parodies, well-written girl-into-ME fics, fics where Aragorn and Legolas go and get themselves captured by orcs and consequently tortured ( They really brighten my day) (Well, kinda. That or I'm crying my eyes out.) Stuff about Gondolin, random friendship fics, ficc where everyone end up dying, you know, the usual. xD.
And because I couldn't find anywhere to put this without it looking odd, thanks to my Beta, Manwathiel. -hugz-
If you haven't gotten bored yet and stopped reading this, you get a big, honkin' cookie of your choice :P.
Faveses, precious...
Favorite books: The Tale Of The Children Of Hurin, by Tolkien. ITS SO FUNNY. ( well only to people like me.) After about three people die, it starts getting kind of hilarious... Tolkien really doesn't like his characters. I mean, one guy married his SISTER. And then impaled himself on his sword after she threw herself of a cliff and into a fast-flowing river. Whats not to like?
Also, Harry Potter, The Sight/Fell, The Edge of The Sword,Twilight/New Moon/Eclipse ( notice I didn't add Breaking Dawn? That is because someone has to write FIXING Dawn now. -twitches-) Artemis Fowl ( " I never liked lollipops!" ~ Holly Short) Heir Apparent, Anything by Tolkien, other stuff that I will add as soon as I can remember it...
Movies: Stick It, The Phantom of the Opera (I sang the songs off-key for weeks after that. I drove everyone I know craaaazy. Such fun!) Pirates of the Caribbean, other-movies-that-I-cannot-remeber-right-now...
Weapon ( Muahaha! -crazy gleam enters eyes-) Spoon, bow and arrow, fencing sword ( all the other ones are to heavy for midgets like meeee...) Insanity, Stick, food poisoning, those really, really bright flashlights, and fluted/recorders/any other instrument that you can play freakishly high notes on. :P. Notice that only 3-4 of those were actual weapons.
Quotes:
" The person who smiles when something has gone wrong has found someone to blame it on."
" Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into and open sewer and die."
" When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then wonder how the HELL you just did that!"
" Why are all the hot guys either gay, taken or fictional?" Me, very mournfully to my best friend after reading Twilight.
"Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?"
"Have you mentally choked a small child today?"
"Driiiiiink coffee! Do stupid things faster and with MORE ENERGY!"
"Duct tape is like the force: It has a light side and a dark side. Plus it holds the universe together! YAY!"
"Shut up voices... Or I shall have to poke you with a Q-tip again!"
" Stupid fat hobbitsessssss." ~ Gollum. xD
" Whats taters, preciousssss? " " Po-Ta-Toes!"
“You are SO lucky you weren’t captured along with us because we would tell the Uruk-hai that you are a spy from Rivendell, and since you aren’t a hobbit, they can most definitely eat you. And then we would point and laugh.” - Merry from crazyroninchic's "Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around."
"Rangers never apologize. They just gut you and mutter Elvish burial chants later" From Darn i lost my ink pen's "Never read fanfiction to Hobbits'
"There might be unicorns," said Morgoth. "How do you know there aren't unicorns?"~ Morgoth from Limyaael's " The Game of the Gods."
You know you're a Lord of the Ring freak if:
1. When asked where you want to go on vacation, you say, "A nice trip to Imladris would be relaxing."
2. Your idea of a perfect marriage means that you marry an Elf.
3. When your little brother's first word is "Ada", you get excited, because you know that's the Sindarin word for "Dad".
4. When you see a golden band around someone's finger, you wonder why they aren't invisible.
5. Your idea of "graceful" is watching Legolas prance through the woods killing orcs.
6. You write the mayor and tell him that houses built into the ground with round, wooden doors are a better way to live.
7. At a restaurant, you ask the chef if they serve Lembas.
8. When you grow up, you want to live in New Zealand.
9. You consider anyone measuring below 5 feet to be a "half-ling".
10. When asked in class to give a synonym for "traitor", you say "Gollum!"
11. Mom hears you muttering "My Precious" in your sleep.
12. Your goal is to live to be 111+
xD Now, go read my fics. -glareofdoooooom!- xD
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