I am naruto-kurosaki, the hands down weirdest human being on the planet. And this is my EXTREMELY ABRIDGED biography.

My brain is a screwed up pile of crap on a stick. And yet it still makes sense. Lots of my friends call me crazy, and their probably right. Whenever I overhear a conversation, no matter what its about, I always ask "Who got shot?" I get called a hobo because I'm a guy with long hair, and I take things from rich peoples garbage. Its not my fault they always throw out perfectly good stuff. For the moment I'm an average student at the hellhole of a school I go to. The principal is a 90 year old bitch who doesn't know the meaning of the word retire, and the vice principal has such a bad anger problem that even the parents hate him. Though I suppose working in the education business for as long as they have would do that to a person. All my teachers say I'm a genius who just has problems getting his work done, I just think I'm lazy.

As for my hobbies, I like writing, drawing, reading, playing video games, listening to music, watching anime, and most of all, I like to hide behind the abandoned hot dog stand in the park near my old house during the winter and throw snowballs at unsuspecting strangers, I swear its true. I have a cat thats nearly as crazy as I am and a dog that wouldn't be scared of Freddy Crougar. She's just too damn nice.

Other than that I haven't had a girlfriend in my life and I broke my leg last summer!

n-k