Haha, hi guys. :B

I don't write very much; hardly at all, actually, unless I can come up with a decent idea.

I love D.Gray-man, especially Jasdevi, and I also love to draw, so you can head over to my deviantart account for D.Gray-man fanart, as well as Gurren Lagann, Soul Eater, Death Note, and OC's. C:

www.mynameisschmem.deviantart.com

Hmm, okay, now to make this profile NOT sound like an advertisement for my dA, here's some more about me:

I'm 16 and I'm a senior in high school next fall (OAO I AM SO YOUNG), I'm on the computer way too much, I have a Tegaki E fetish, and I obsess over my OC's. My real name is Emily, only please don't call me that unless you're feeling formal or something. I've been Schmem online since about the 7th grade, so that's what I like to be called. C: I tend to fangirl when someone posts a new Jasdevi fanfic, fanart, or YouTube AMV and then I usually like to go squeal to my dA friends about it, usually MOMOxx (aka EndSlasher here on FF.net, also aka my wife) and emopanda95.

I fangirled when I found out Devit likes to breakdance (it's official, guys, I'm serious) and that Jasdero enjoys collecting Dragonballs.

I used to be a HUGE Death Note fan, only I think I drew too much fanart/watched the episodes over and over too much or something, but I'm completely burned out on it now, so don't expect any Death Note stuff from me for a long LONG time, if ever again.

It drives me crazy when I read fanfics that use the verb "sweatdropped".

It is impossible to "sweatdrop", no matter how much anime you watch. :U

Favorite animes:

-D.Gray-man

-Soul Eater

-Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann

Favorite mangas:

-D.Gray-man

-Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro

-Soul Eater

-xxxHOLiC

-Bakuman

I could use some more. D:

Favorite Pairs:

-Tyki/Devit (D.Gray-man)

-Jas/Devi (D.Gray-man)

-Lena/Road (D.Gray-man)

-Stein/Medusa (okay, it's crack, but I think it's sexy. XD Hell, all my favorite pairings are crack) (Soul Eater)

And occasional Stein/Spirit (Soul Eater). IF IT'S GOOD.

Least Favorite Pairs:

-Chrona/Maka (Soul Eater)

-Lavi/Kanda/Allen (D.Gray-man)

Music:

Mindless Self Indulgence, Coheed and Cambria, Zoot Woman, Afromania, Flobots, Girl Talk, Hans Zimmer, Kwoon. There's more, but I am having difficulty think atm.

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/user/schmemface

Tegaki: http://www.unowen.net/tegaki/uentries.php?u=6642

deviantART: http://mynameisschmem.deviantart.com

MangaBullet: http://schmem.mangabullet.com/

About my stories

Yes, this section will be about how gay all my stories are so you don't have to click all three of them, you lazy bitches. :3

-Jasdevi's Hate: Basically, Jasdevi (yes, combined Jasdevi) as an awakening Noah. This one's pretty depressing, I'm not gonna lie. It killed me just writing it. But it's definitely my favorite fanfic that I've written as of now.

-Noah One Shots: Most of these are going to be comedy, featuring the Jasdevi twins, since I love them both. But I maaaay throw a pairs one shot in there one day. XD Don't expect me to update this very often. I usually just write one shots when I have nothing to do. D:

-Ricochet: TykiDevi because I love them together. ;A; I don't care what you say. Will most definitely start off slow. I can't get into the second chapter and make them have sex or something. That's too OOC even for ME! :D Not that I would mind some secks... Kufufufufufu.