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Name: Riley Manx
Gender: Female
This is what Riley looks like in Worse Case Scenario:http://akimoto-san.deviantart.com/art/Black-Cross-33946260?loggedin=1
This is what Skyler looks like in Worse Case Scenario:http://butterflyindisguise.deviantart.com/art/Blue-Crush-54689198
This is what Dodger looks like in Worse Case Scenario:http://media01.cgchannel.com/images/gallery/1191/1/fullimg.jpg
Location: I live in a secret located directly under Central Park in New York. We have a spa and a gender confused winged boy.
Favorite Books: Twilight, Maximum Ride, Everlost and the Tomorrow Series.
Hobbies: Soccer, Guitar, Video Games, Writting, Sketching, Getting in Trouble, bugging Mr Roman( my homeroom teacher), and plotting plans for principal at grad.
I did some fan fics for Maximum Ride called Worse Case Scenario, Run Away, When the Moon Rises and Jeb's Side. Then I did R&D Chronicles it has to do with the flock and the funny things that me and Dodger Ex think of. I've also made a fic for Zelda called Say Cheese. It's pretty funny so go check it out.
Fav Quotes
" Good! Because we like to blow stuff up, blow stuff up, blow stuff up, blow stuff up!" -Gazzy. p50, MR3
Ah, the joys of being an adolescent hybrid runaway. -Max, p55, MR3
" Pick a tree. I'll go carve our initials on it." -Fang p87, MR3
" I vill now desroy de snikuhs bahrs!" -Gazzy, p140, MR3
" Your making your worst mistake. And it's gunna cost you, You'll see." -Fang, p176, MR3
" Describe. The. People." -Iggy
" There's a million people. Why? Are you looking for someone in particular? Should I be looking for a man with a rose in his teeth, holding a New York Times?" -Fang p194, MR3
I blame you for altering my DNA! I mean, I have wings lady! What were you thinking? - Max p264, MR3
" Jessica. Jessica Miranda, Alicia Tangerine Butterfly." -Nudge, p304
" I will now eat nine snikuhs bahrs visout bawfing!" -Gazzy, MR3
" You are exactly my brand of heroine." -Edward, Twilight.
" Other than my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica." -Fang, MR3
" I feel like pudding. Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain." -Iggy, MR2
" I love you. I love you sooo much" -Max, p85, MR3
" I'm such a marshmallow." -Total, p235, MR2
" I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent, so people are choking and gagging; and let's throw the beef jerky right into there eyes! Now that's a plan!" Iggy p150, MR3
" And you are still a butthole, yah?" Max p 153, MR3
" One sec. Voice imparting unessesary knowledge." Max p220 MR3
" Yes. And what a picnic she turned out to be. Three billion woman with ovaries on this planet, and I have to get the one voted ' most likely to become a delusional phycopath' as my mom." Max p 272, MR3
" Tell us about your sense of direction. How does it work?"
" Well it's like I have a GPS inside me. One of those talking ones. I tell it where I want to go, and it tells me, Go twenty miles, turn left, take Exit Ninety-four, and so on. It can be pretty bossy, frankly."
" Really?"
" No you idiot." Max and Chinese Scientists p 307, MR3
" This hostage stuff is fun!" Alice Cullen, Twilight
"Write that down. He's a notorious desert stealer." Max, MR3
" Clear as pea soup!" Max, MR3
" He's a snappy dresser." Max, MR3
" My name is seven-five-nine-nine-three-nine-ex-dash-one. Junior." Max, MR3
" How high can you fly?"
" I don't know, let me check my tummy altimeter." Max, MR3
" I basically have two speeds, hostile or smart-aleck. Your choice." Max, MR3
Me: " Are you hungry?"
Dodger: " What do you have?"
Me: What do you think? FOOD! Naw we have cardboard. Mustard Flavoured cardboard."
Dodger: " Ok then I'm not hungry."
Awesome Twilight Quote
Bella: Say I did crash the plane...
Edward: How did the plane crash?
Bella: Pilots pass out drunk.
Edward: Easy. I'd drive the plane.
Bella: Both engines exploded and we're headed to a death spiral towards the Earth.
Edward: I'd get a good grip on you, push open the walls, drive back to the scene of the accident and we'll stumble around like the two luckiest survivors in history.
Bella: Is he okay?
Charlie:He's okay enough to take theLord's name in vain and insult somebody's mother, so I think he'll be fine.
A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain a best friend takes your and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"
A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, DAMN THAT WAS AWESOME!!
I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up
In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual instructions on consumer goods.
On a Myer hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Palmolive soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (And that would be how??)
On some frozen dinners: Serving Suggestion: Defrost. (But it's just a suggestion.)
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well, duh, a bit late, huh?)
On Mark's & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (And you thought??...)
On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those five-year-olds with head colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness. (And I'm taking this... because?)
On most brands of Christmas tree lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to... what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody help me out on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On packet on Nobby's Peanuts: Warning: Contains nuts. (Talk about a news flash!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts. (Step 3: maybe, uh... fly Delta?)
(I don't blame the company on this one; I blame the parents.) On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
Cute Poem
Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.
15 Things to do when your in Walmart!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"
Friendship
None of that sissy crap. Are you tired of those 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of truths to our friendship.
1. When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard.
2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused, I will use little words.
7. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.
This is my oath. I pledge it until the end. "Why?" you may ask. Because you are my friend. Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can truly feel its warmth.
And that's why we love them.
~My Other Favorite Quotes~
Sad Ones
"Sometimes, people just build walls up not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break through."
"The cracks in the cement is a reminder that no matter how strong you may be, you can break."
"Just because im smiling doesnt mean im happy...because it takes one smile to cover up a million tears."
"If the heart is one of the strongest muscles, why is it so easy to break?"
"The cracks in the cement are a reminder that no matter how strong you may be, you can break."
Funny Ones
"Friends are like buttcheeks, shit may come between them but they always stick together."
"Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over."
"I’m not clumsy…the floor just hates me."
"You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor."
"It's not how you pick your nose; it's where you put the booger."
"An apple always keeps the doctor away, if well aimed."
"Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought."
"Don't drink and drive. You might spill your beer."
"Okay, so what's the speed of dark?" ~
Funny Story
One bright morning...
in the middle of the night,
two dead boys came out to fight.
they stood back to back
and faced each other
drew their swords
and shot eachother.
the deaf policeman heard the noise
and came to kill
those two dead boys.
If u dont believe my story
its true ask the blind man he saw it too!
Sad Stuff...:(
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST have an eating disorder
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Why Best Friends Are Better
Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions
Friend: Will help me learn to drive
Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance
Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away
Best Friend: Won't let me go away
Friend: Will help me up when I fall down
Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me
Friend: Will bail me out of jail
Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "Dang, we screwed up"
Friend: Will go to a concert with me
Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me
Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."
Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"
Friend: Asks me for my number
Best friend: Asks me for her number
Friend: Hides me from the cops
Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place
Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public
Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.
Friends: Fade
Best Friends: Are 4 Ever
This is my
Wall of Shame
If you make the list... Congrats!
1. I Am Darkness
Makes the top of the list for writting pointless stories to make fun of an awesome book. I Am Darkness is sentenced to get off of fan fiction and never write another review or story again!
2. Mergirl007
Is second for being a nitpicky reviewer. Mergirl007 is sentenced to a life where she is unable to review and do nothing but have to read horrible stories that I Am Darkness writes and not be able to review.
3. Dodger Ex
Not sure why she wants to be on here but she is on here because she always sprays my perfume and she called me poopie head. And because she's excited because she's never been on a wall of shame. And because she cut in front of me when we went roller blading. AND for proving me right that Jim Stugess Is a hottie. AND always getting me killed on grand theft auto. Dodger Ex is sentenced to a room where there is nothing to snoop in. Ha. (BTW she wrote all that. O_o)
4. Riley Manx
I'm finally on a wall of shame... I feel a refreshing sense of acomplishment. I put myself on here for not updating fast enough. I'm SORRY!! I sentenced myself to a world with no books and chained to a computer until I update.
9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the darn floor.
6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8 When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbie?
Well I hoped you enjoyed my extremely long profile. But I doubt alot of you are going to read this unless you skipped to the bottom. Anyway, hope you have a nice morning/afternoon/evening. Drive safely!
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