Since I’ve started writing Naruto fanfics, I’ve decided it’s time for me to write a proper profile. I was high when I wrote the last one. Too much SasuNaru, I should probably cut down but I’m a happy addict so on with the profile.

Penname: Diamondkat12

Country: Nigeria

Religion: Christianity (I prefer to think of it as a way of life. Religion makes me think stuck-up and self righteous)

Sex: Female

Favorite movies: Devil’s Advocate

Queen of the Damned (I prefer the novel but the film was nice and it introduced me to the Vampire Chronicles)

Cruel Intentions (which became my obsession, I adore Kathryn and Sebastian)

Favorite shows: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (first TV obsession ever, got banned from watching by my parents but couldn’t stop)

Charmed (prefer the original three sisters)

Heroes

Naruto (my current TV obsession)

Favorite characters: Buffy Summers (Buffy, the Vampire Slayer)

Willow Rosenberg (Buffy, the Vampire Slayer. I started to like her when she started her witch thing)

Kathryn Merteuil (Cruel Intentions. She’s also my favorite villain)

Prue Halliwell (Charmed. I was so angry when she died)

Piper Halliwell (Charmed)

Peter Petrelli (Heroes)

Lestat (Queen of the Damned. I like him even more in the novel)

Julian Sark (Alias)

Michael Scofield (Prison Break)

Sasuke Uchiha (Naruto. I absolutely love C.S Sasuke)

Naruto Uzumaki (Naruto)

Itachi Uchiha (Naruto. Good or evil, I love him)

Light Yagami (Deathnote. I still refuse to accept the ending; he was too good a villain)

Favorite pairings: Buffy x Angel (Buffy, the Vampire Slayer)

Willow x Tara (Buffy, the Vampire Slayer)

Kathryn x Sebastian (Cruel Intentions. They are also my favorite evil couple)

Cole x Phoebe (Charmed)

Sark x Sydney (Alias)

Sark x Lauren (Alias. a delightfully evil couple)

Michael x Sara (Prison Break)

Sasuke x Naruto (Naruto. I love SasuNaru, like SasuNaruSasu but I've discovered I don't like NaruSasu. There are some few (very few) well written ones but I've been traumatized by OOC uke!Sasuke. I fell in love with the pairing bcos they remind me of my favorite het pair, K/S from C.I)

I consider all my favorite pairs to be soul mates except for Sarkney (Alias).

Most hated movies: Movies based on true life stories (Have you seen any one that isn’t depressing?)

Most hated shows: All reality shows (Most aren’t even real. Who would do those things in real life?)

Most hated characters: Xander (Buffy, the Vampire Slayer. I just found him annoying more than half the time)

Riley (Buffy, the Vampire Slayer)

Vaughn (Alias)

Sydney (Alias. Yes, after a while I began to despise the whiney, crying-every-other-episode thing despite the fact she’s the main character)

Annette (Cruel Intentions. Words cannot express how much I hate that character even though I like the actress)

Kennedy (Buffy, the Vampire Slayer. How dare they let that brat replace Tara as Willow’s girlfriend)

Most hated pairings: Buffy x Riley (I hate Riley. He was a poor replacement for Angel)

Sebastian x Annette (I hate Annette. She’s such a goody-two-shoe. I’ve always had a serious aversion to Holier-than-thous)

Sydney x Vaughn (He was to weak for her. I liked couples where both parties are equals)

Sai x Naruto (Sai doesn’t even deserve to be regarded as proper competition for Sasuke; he’s a weak, distorted version of Sasuke. I didn’t even realize how much I disliked the pairing till I accidentally read one. I usually don’t hate any Naruto pairing as I’m too obsessed with SasuNaru to care. Anyway, each to their own taste).

Orochimaru x Sasuke or Naruto (It just doesn't feel right. I'll probably hate OroSasu less if Sasuke wasn't made out to be a victim in every fanfic with the pairing since I actually happen to be a big fan of their canon relationship. What's not to love about bratty Sasuke and an Orochimaru who almost always gives him what he wants. Sasuke was not a victim in he and Orochimaru's relationship. He got what he wanted, Orochimaru got played.)

Anybody x Sasuke with the exeption of Itachi x Sasuke (Someone as arrogant as Sasuke doesn't make a good uke and pregnant Sasuke is something that should never happen. Would you want to have a mother with his personality? Father? Yes. Mother? Hell no. ItaSasu on the other hand works when Itachi and Sasuke have their Pre-Massacre attitude towards each other. With Itachi, Sasuke is perfect as a adorable, slightly mischevious, utterly loyal uke who has the potential to tap into his darker side when his relationship with Itachi is threatened while Itachi would be a sweet kind, caring seme who always loooks out for Sasuke. The best part is they would both still be in character. Let's not forget Sasuke used to worship Itachi.) ItaSasu fan should try Black Flame by Seto's Darkness, it's perfect.

I generally dislike couples that don’t have that equality balance e.g. absolute purity matched with delightfully evil (pigeons shouldn’t fly with eagles).

To fellow SASUNARU fans, I know current situation isn’t cheerful but don’t give up. Try “Someday” by Nickelback; it’s a great song that reminded me to have faith in my favorite pair when I listened to it after reading Manga Chapter 417. It says “Someday, somehow, I’m gonna make it alright but not right now, I know you’re wondering when” and “Now the story is played out like this, just like a paperback novel. Let’s rewrite an ending that fits, instead of a Hollywood horror”. So never give up and keep on writing SasuNaru fanfics. We can’t give up on them.

Naruto Shippuuden movie2 is finally out people, go see. I watched it and apart from some dumb scenes, it was pretty okay.

I took the SemeUke test. I'm thinking of taking the test for some Naruto characters. I'll do my best to pick answers judging by how they have reacted to things in the manga.

You are a Romantic Seme!

A true romantic, you're safest sticking with a partner who is gentle and can appreciate your mature, loving ways and protective nature. Most often found with a handful of roses and wine, you are committed to your partner and their happiness, which makes you a perfect match for the Innocent Uke, who you will dedicate yourself to and lavish with gifts and attention.

Most compatible with: Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke
Least compatible with: Badass Uke, Dramatic Uke

May 8, 2009