I haven't been on FanFiction in years. Usually I'm quite adverse to it. And no, you won't know my old penname. I was young and silly and if I could remember the password, I'd take it down.

About me? Aw, shucks. Um... I'm sixteen, about to be seventeen. Mysteriously androgynous over the Internet. Interests include the history of Slavic countries, drawing comics that never get finished, worrying about making it into prime art-schools' summer programs. Feels a little ashamed to post here because true objective in life is majoring in animation and going on to work busily and neurotically drawing the same things over and over again. Favorite writers include Voltaire, Dante, Heller, Pratchett, and Vonnegut. Musical interests of late include Franz Ferdinand, Justice, Devendra Banhart, We Are Scientists, Moth, Luka Bloom, and Modest Mouse. Favorite books include Heller's Catch-22 and Knowles' A Separate Peace, which means everything I write will probably be about one of those two.

Oh no wait. There is no Catch-22 category. So never mind.

There's no Empire Records category either[WTF?!

I WRITE MALE ON MALE. If you don't like it, GET OVER IT and GO AWAY. :)

If you care so much you need know more, read a story of mine and review it and perhaps we'll strike up a friendship.

(psst: if any of this sounds familiar to you, good for you for finding me on FictionPress.com as InSilverShadows. Haha. Hahahaha.)