I just realized I hadn't updated this profile since I got a ff account and that was eh, three years ago

'Ello everyone I am Opaul. I am avatarded and probably insane.

I moved out of state like a month ago...and it sucks.

Kataang is just... ABSOLUTELY EFFING wonderful cough

I don't really like slash.

I'm Opaul11 on kataangforever, and if you subract the 11 you have everywhere else. I'm evilsquirrelie, pronounced evil squirrelie..>.> don't ask long story, on livevideo and youtube.

I say about myself, I'm a not so much a spaz anymore but I do have my moments (don't we all) ,

I like to read.

I love alternatve rock music and celtic music (kill me I'm Irish, no I don't live in Ireland. I'd move there though. I can step dance too :P)and other kinds of music.

Bands: Bright eyes, Rise Against, yellow card, paramore, sum 41, death cab for cutie, dashboard confessionals. ect

Fan art and fictions (why do you think I'm here xP) I's love especaily the hillarious pointless ones. I can't spell what the flip, but love to use big words.

I am also currently taking one-shot requests on just about anything. SERIOUSLY>D

Ummmm Chapter 7 of so the world may eat you is still being written. So YES I'm am not abandoning it, I'm just have trouble picking a song that fits it. I'm one the third one -headdesk-

I'm in the marching band...

da account: www.deviantart.com/~opaul11

Morals

What part of good music never dies don't you understand?

You can't harvest without plowing you have to give up something to achieve something.

Stupity is part of life get over it.

Life is not about waiting out the storms its about learning to dance in the rain.

Love is brightest in the dark.

When life gives you lemons make grape juice then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

(if you have any goods ones let me know)

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is something is interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh about how you laugh. Crazy is when you read books of essays over a book you like. Crazy is when you chase a random person all over the place and then say "Tag You're it!" when you finally catch them. Crazy is when you break your foot at your church's camp. Crazy is when you: put five intertubes, a baby intertube on your head, one noodle under each arm, a noodle in between your legs, have a snorkle and goggles on, jump in the pool, and make up a random story about a guy who is scared of drowning at his hotel pool in Hawii. Crazy is when you run around with a baby's lifesaver shaped pool floatie on your head yelling 'Look at my Sombrero!'... If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

Now for the copy paste section, yay!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If your weird copy this into your profile.

If you ever pushed a door that said "Pull" then, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you want to annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you're about to say it, copy this into you profile.

If you would die for your faith, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a conversation with your pet, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever ran up a down escalator, copy this into your profile. (I've stepped danced up one XDD NOT SAFE)

If you think your mother's crazy copy this into your profile.

Even though you can't see him, GOD IS THERE, if you believe in God, copy this into your profile.

If you are against racism, copy this into you profile. The only race is humanity.

If you think about Avatar 24/7, then copy this into your profile.

IF YOU'RE AN AVATARD LIKE I AM, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

If you support Kataang , copy and paste this into your profile!

I solemnly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile.

If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you want to kill the person who said Avatar was a load of rubbish, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you don't use myspace and are proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your profile

If you don't use myspace and are proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever had a made laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you like to copy paste stuff onto your profile, copy this into your profile.

If you never like Zuko yet still didn't hate him after the Crossroads of Destiny, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of teens would die if Abrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. If you would be one of the 8 percent laughing their ae off, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of all teens have moved to Rap (bleh). If your one of the 8 percent that stil Rocks On! copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teens have tried pot. If your to cool for that crap, copy this into your profile.

Fun is Fun, if you agree with this, copy this into your profile.

If you're a complete spaz and happy about it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever taken an emo test and gotten all cheery when taking it, copy this into your profile.

For me crazy is a lose term. Crazy is when you stare at your pencil and laugh when someone asks you what your doing and what is so interesting about that eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest then start singing and dance when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say something completely random like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go"? or having a thumbwar with yourself. If your crazy, copy this into your profile.

If your the kinda person who will wonder for the next 2 minutes if thumbwar is one word or two, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile. Then add it to this list- danday, Zutara lover, Black'n Red Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just a little dramatic, Pirates owns you, Marta Swan, TheEmoSideOfMe, EdwardlovesChristyalways, Alexandromeda Cullen II, zutara luver, GersTacos, and Opaul11

Milk is good, if you agree, copy this into your profile.

If you've been caught talking to yourself in public, copy this into your profile.

If you love Kataang, Tokka, Maiko, and Smellershot, copy this into your profile.

If you think the words smaritcles and narsty should be added to the dictionary, copy this into your profile.

If you hate all poltitians, copy this into your profile.

If when life gives you lemons you make grape juice then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it, copy this into your profile.

If you live in the northwestern hemisphere, copy this into your profile.

If right now you have about a jillanion better things to do, and are a proud procrastination, copy this into your profile.

If you have a long profile copy this into it and make it longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

-If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Koremocha, Kumori Doragon, J-Depp.Aang.Zuko, Me-RatitA and Zutara-is-evil-kataang-rules., Aangs Fangirl1214, aldericon, Summer Sweetheart

-If you support Kataang, copy and paste this into your profile !

-If you're super pale...copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you hate copying and pasting these stupid things into your profile, copy and paste this... wait...

Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae.

or if you ever wondered about any of the following:

EVER WONDER where we are headed...

Why the sun lightens our hair,
but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara
with their mouth closed?

Why you don't ever see the headline:
'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why 'abbreviated' is such a long word?
Why Doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why you have to click on 'Start'
to stop Windows 98?

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why the man who invests all your money is called a 'Broker'?
Why there isn't mouse flavored cat food?
Who tastes dog food when it has a
'new & improved' flavor?
Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?
Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?
Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?
Why they are called apartments when
they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro,
is Congress the opposite of progress?
Why they call the airport 'the terminal'
if flying is so safe?
AND...

In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
On a Myer hairdryer:
'Do not use while sleeping'.

(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Chips:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap:
'Directions: Use like regular soap'.

(And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners:
'Serving suggestion: Defrost'.

(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert
(printed on bottom):
'Do not turn upside down'.

(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
'Product will be hot after heating'.

(And you thought??...)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
'Do not iron clothes on body'.

(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
'Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication'.

(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
'Warning: May cause drowsiness'.

(And...I'm taking this because??)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
'For indoor or outdoor use only'.

(As opposed to...what? Am I going to eat them or something)

On a Japanese food processor:
'Not to be used for the other use'.

(a.k.a. do not use to kill your husband whose been out all night at the teahouse with)

On Nobby's peanuts:
'Warning: contains nuts'.

(seriously)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
'Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts'.

(Step 3:put helmet back on)

I don't blame the company, I blame the parents for this one:
On a child's superman costume:
'Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly'.

On a Swedish chainsaw:
'Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals'.

(I feel sorry for this man's wife)

...now if you've ever wondered or now wonder about any of these things copy and paste them to your profile.

if they made you smile copy paste that it did to your profile.

If you love me copy this to your profile xD