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Author has written 59 stories for Twilight, Inheritance Cycle, and Harry Potter. Because, you know, I think I'm cool when I change my profile every five days. I'm cool, bitches. Shut up and show some respect. :) I am, unofficially, on hiatus for a lot of my stories. I just... don't care. Like, at all. I'm sure I'll be caring again by tomorrow, but for right now... I'm just done. I'm graduating in three months and I'm like "What the hell have I done with my life?" and it's like "Um. Nothing." So I'm depressed. And trying to find meaning. Oh, to be seventeen and cynical. Or hopeless. Whatever the hell you want to call it. SO. I'm still accepting beta requests. Still piddling around on some fics. But for all intents and purposes... I'm taking a break. A much needed break. BUT I'LL BE BACK. And I'm not gone, not really. Only... not writing. Yeah. Huh. Alright, well, now that I've gotten that out of my system... Let's divide things up into categories because segregation is cool! BETA I beta for Nicholh2008 sometimes. She's pretty BAMF. Show some respect, yo. (This also explains the avatar.) I also beta for Sacuanjoche. She's pretty BAMF, too. HARDCORE. There were pictures here, once, but I've removed them. If you want to see them, tell me to repost. | |||||||||||
1. Puzzle Pieces reviewsLove isn't always passion and lust and sex that makes you want to scream the roof down. Sometimes it's just someone to weather the storm with.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-30-09 - Complete2. White Lace » reviewsIt really wasn't their fault. It was Rose's, mostly. Companion piece to The Antics of One James Sirius Potter, Chaser, but it's not necessary to read that one first, if at all. Slash, but clean slash, Albus/ScorpiusHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,021 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 3-11-09 - Published: 12-27-08 - Albus S. P. & Scorpius M.3. Once reviewsShe was beautiful, once. Leah drabble.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-18-09 - Complete4. Caribbean Nights » reviewsNeither came to Isle Esme looking for romance, but that didn't stop the hostess. Accurate spelling and grammar. AH Canon Pairings Later LemonsTwilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,496 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 2-3-09 - Published: 1-3-09 - Bella & Edward5. Of Quagmires and Exit Strategies reviewsSo when you say 'a quagmire with no exit strategy,' you're talking about our relationship, right?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-3-096. Holiday in Spain » reviewsSome days are harder than others. AH AU M for language Emmett/RosalieTwilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-28-09 - Emmett & Rosalie7. Her Own Happily Ever After reviewsThey will write their own happily ever after. Leah/Quil Post-BD spoilers. M for language.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-13-09 - Leah & Quil Jr. - Complete8. The Antics of One James Sirius Potter, Father reviewsJames Sirius and Isolde tackle parenthood in the sequel to The Antics of One James Sirius Potter, Chaser. Between bizarre baby names and overbearing mothers, this baby will turn out interesting, at least! SEQUELHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-1-099. The Antics of One James Sirius Potter, Chaser » reviewsHis fiancee is the daughter of his Uncle's greatest enemy. His brother is gay. And James Sirius himself? He's doing alright. For the moment. Accurate spelling and grammar for your convenience.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,423 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 12-25-08 - Published: 9-20-08 - Complete10. Happily Ever After reviewsAU AH Life is not a fairytale, as all eight Twilighters are about to find out. Join them as they divorce, fight custody battles, and find out what it means to fall in love again. AU AH Proper spelling and grammar for your convenience.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,464 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-9-0811. Cruelest Mercy reviewsYou wish you could save them all and then you ask yourself; is it really mercy you're giving? Carlisle Cullen thinks about what it means to be merciful. Oneshot.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-22-08 - Carlisle - Complete12. Bright and Beautiful reviewsThis world cannot endure something so bright and beautiful as they are. OneshotHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-14-08 - Complete13. Nobodies reviewsIt's nice to be a nobody once in awhile.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-3-08 - Complete14. Sheer Galleon Number » reviewsEmmeline Vance hates arrogance more than anything else in the world, except perhaps her father. So how, then, did she fall for Regulus Black?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,484 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-29-08 - Published: 8-12-08 - Emmeline V. & Regulus B.15. Hardly Romantic reviewsBecause our days are numbered and romance can wait. GPxMM Oneshot Drabble-ishHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-24-08 - Marlene M. - Complete16. Unsung reviewsThey're a hundred miles apart on the worst night of their lives. RegulusxEmmeline Oneshot DrabbleHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-19-08 - Regulus B. & Emmeline V. - Complete17. Of Knowledge reviewsFour things Leah Clearwater knows. OneshotTwilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 8-9-08 - Leah - Complete18. Paper and Ink reviewsDorcas burns her world of paper and ink. DorcasxFabian drabbleHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-11-08 - Complete19. Shoot the Moon reviewsMarlene McKinnon's heart broke for the first time when she was sixteen. MMxSB, eventual SBxEV and MMxGP Songfic OneshotHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,857 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-19-08 - Sirius B. & Marlene M. - Complete20. Dream Magic reviewsAt the end of the day, that's all dream magic is, just dust and dead insects and maybe a few memories if you're lucky. Luna Lovegood OneshotHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-19-08 - Luna L. - Complete21. Of Tears » reviewsThe one thing they regret is not being able to cry. Their dreams, were they able to dream, would be forged of tears.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-18-08 - Published: 6-17-0822. Of Regret reviewsEmmeline Vance learns to forgive. xxI am your daughter and you are my father and there is no more regret.xxHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-15-08 - Emmeline V.23. Of Wins and Losses reviewsShe's a little bit sad that she'll never see the Order win, but she's glad that, at last, they've won. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-15-08 - Emmeline V. - Complete24. Fairytale reviewsOnce upon a time, a girl fell in love. MMxGP DrabbleHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-14-08 - Marlene M. - Complete25. Breakdown reviewsEmmeline Vance does not cry. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,888 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 6-10-08 - Emmeline V. & Sirius B. - Complete26. Convenience » reviewsA marriage of convenience? Perhaps. And perhaps not. Perhaps the greatest love story ever told? She wishes it were so. LxNHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 15,577 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 5-26-08 - Published: 1-20-08 - Narcissa M. & Lucius M. - Complete27. Come Round Soon reviewsHis porcelain doll is broken and it's all his fault. Songfic OneshotHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-26-08 - Marlene M. - Complete28. Static » reviewsAlice is static.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,506 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 5-26-08 - Published: 5-25-08 - Complete29. Hero reviewsPeter Pettigrew knows he is not a hero.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-25-08 - Peter P. - Complete30. Make Mud reviewsAngelina knows it's wrong. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-25-08 - Angelina J. & Lee J. - Complete31. Closed Eyes reviewsLily Potter will not close her eyes. xxWhen she closes her eyes, she sees the bodies, she tastes the blood, she hears the screams, and she knows the truth.xxHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-12-08 - Lily Evans P. - Complete32. Lilacs and Old Lace reviewsDraco Malfoy and Ginny Weasley are ready for an intervention.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-25-08 - Draco M. & Ginny W.33. You Know You're a Slytherin When reviewsA list. Detailing certain habits that all Slytherins will have. It's just for fun, kids. Don't get too excited.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-25-0834. Gone reviewsFrank and Alice are gone and she has a child to raise. XxThe words “Mum” and “Dad” will, for Neville, bring pictures of wasted hands and a hospital bed.xX OneshotHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-22-08 - Complete35. Hate Confessions reviewsHe hates her, but he's trapped in a whirlwind of pride and can't get out.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-20-08 - Rodolphus L. & Bellatrix L. - Complete36. It Remains reviewsEven when he's dead, his love for her and the pain it caused remains. XxSeverus Snape has a name that sounds like a snake's hiss and he resents it.xXHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-19-08 - Severus S. - Complete37. What Keeps You Sane reviewsAmelia Bones instinctively knew that falling in love with someone gave them the power to rip your heart out and hand it to you. But that didn't stop her from falling in love anyway. After all, it's what keeps you sane. Rated M for suggestions.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-13-08 - Complete38. Broken Dreams » reviewsArya can remember Faolin, but she tries not to, most of the time. Fiveshot, giving insight to five little Arya pity parties.Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-4-08 - Published: 2-2-0839. Moments » reviewsA collection of various drabbles that take a peek into the lives of the Cullens. Canon pairings.Twilight - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 11 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 3-4-08 - Published: 1-3-0840. They Dance reviewsEmmeline is his dancer. SBxEV Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-25-08 - Emmeline V. & Sirius B. - Complete41. Princess reviewsRodolphus hates to see his princess cry. RLxBL Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-21-08 - Bellatrix L. & Rodolphus L. - Complete42. Random Moments » reviewsRandom moments in the lives of Harry Potter characters. Will feature Golden Trio, Marauder Era, Second Generation, and everyone in between. Proper spelling and grammar for your convenience.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 2-21-08 - Published: 2-15-0843. Stereotype reviewsEmmeline Vance has always hated stereotypes. Brief EVxSBHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-3-08 - Emmeline V. - Complete44. When We Were Heroes » reviewsA collection of drabbles, oneshots, and flashfics starring the heroes from the Marauder Era. Pairings are varied and will be specified at the beginning of every chapter. Rating subject to change.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,301 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-2-08 - Published: 1-19-0845. Broken reviewsHe had to break her. But he didn't realize that sometimes, broken things can't be fixed. And sometimes, that the price you pay to break it? It just isn't worth it. A short drabbleish Lucissa oneshot. Warnings: Abusive Lucius.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-22-08 - Lucius M. & Narcissa M. - Complete46. Ice reviewsThe first time she saw him, she knew she had to have him. But she forgot that he came at a price. Lucissa oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-22-08 - Narcissa M. & Lucius M. - Complete47. Banana Pancakes » reviewsA five part drabble fic that is purely fluff, set one morning when Bella wakes up to find Edward next to her. T just in case. ExBTwilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-18-08 - Complete48. Worth It reviewsNasuada recieves a surprise one evening as she steps out for a breath of fresh air. Oneshot. MxN. Fluffy.Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-16-08 - Complete49. Irrational reviewsNasuada knows that love is irrational. So does Murtagh. And irrational is exactly the way their love is. Oneshot. MxNInheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-15-08 - Complete50. Sometimes reviewsArya comes to the conclusion that sometimes, wishes aren't enough. A short oneshot. AxFInheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-13-08 - Complete51. Call Me Irresponsible reviewsJames can't clean up after himself. Lily is getting tired of being a maid. Songfic. Rated T for precautionary reasons.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-13-08 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete52. What Drowning Feels Like reviewsArya feels like she's drowning. Faolin isn't helping, for the moment at least. A short oneshot. Rating changed to T. AxF, of course.Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-6-08 - Complete53. Complete » reviewsA fourshot sequel to Static, detailing four pivotal events in Alice's life, starting with her change to a vampire and ending with Jasper's perspective on his wife. Complete. JxA, of course.Twilight - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 1-6-08 - Published: 1-3-08 - Complete54. Naked in the Dark reviewsArya has been taught to hide emotions and act like a proper young lady. And she does. That is, with one exception. Faolin. Rating changed to T. Oneshot. AxF, of course.Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-6-08 - Complete55. Coping reviewsEmmeline Vance wants to drink herself into a stupor. She wants to forget that her lover is a traitor and worse. But Remus just won't let her. A oneshot. Rated T for language. No pairings. New title currently pending.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-5-08 - Emmeline V. & Remus L.56. Normal reviewsEmmeline Vance ponders the word normal in her flat one evening. A oneshot. Implied SBxEV.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-5-08 - Emmeline V. & Sirius B. - Complete57. The Worst Memory of All reviewsA sad, short Arya oneshot, about her coping with Faolin's death. Rating changed to T. AxFInheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-5-08 - Complete58. Lost reviewsA songfic based on Michael Buble's 'Lost' exploring a conversation between Carlisle and Esme after she's changed.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-4-08 - Complete59. The Ocean's Pull reviewsA short oneshot about Rosalie's reaction to becoming a vampire. No pairings mentioned. T just in case!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-4-08 - Complete
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