Guys, don't kill me. I haven't really been working on the next chapter of Edward and Bella For...Never at all. I shall probably have the fourth chappie of AFUP up eventually. Sawy. I know I suck...

Well, I joined fictionpress as nabbi. I have nothing up yet. YET.

Here, I used to be "artyfangirl316."

I am a certified beta reader. If you require any services, please PM me.

I come here a lot to read and review fanfics a lot more than I spend time attempting to write my fanfics. That shall slowly (very slowly) change.

I am a total bookworm! A complete and utter bookworm.

FROM HERE ON OUT THERE IS RANDOM CRAP NO ONE CARES ABOUT

I absolutely LOVE Pirates of the Caribbean music!! By Hans Zimmer and Klaus Badelt, yeah! As well as Stardust music, all twenty-one of them, by Ilan Eshkeri and Andy Brown! AND Iron Man music, by Ramin Djawadi! AND the Dark Knight soundtrack, and the soundtrack to Kung Fu Panda, and Eagle Eye, and Peter Pan, and to Madasgar, both 1 and 2, and a bunch of other movie soundtracks. Although I see no reason for all you good fanfic-ers to care about that.

Age: a teen.

Name: Eh...I'm too lazy to get my birth certificate right now...But you can call me nabbi, which I prefer not to be capitalized.

Books I LOVE: HARRY POTTER!!, ARTEMIS FOWL!!, MAXIMUM RIDE!!, HIS DARK MATERIALS!!, INKTRILOGY!!, ALEX RIDER!, TWILIGHT!, The Mortal Instruments series, Harry Potter, Carpe Diem, The Underland Chronicles, The Oracle Prophecies (by Catherine Fisher), the Warriors series (by Erin Hunter, who is actually three people), The Wish List (by the awesome Eoin Colfer), Keturah and Lord Death, City of Ember (so good...forgot who it's by) Um...I can't think of any more right now...

Books I like: The Artemis Fowl Files, The Artemis Fowl Graphic Novel (of course), the Deltora Quest Trilogy (by Emily Rodda, and I have yet to read the third series) the Uglies Trilogy, Storm Thief, Eragon/Eldest, Supernaturalist (by Eoin Colfer of course), the Sisters of Isis series, the Divide trilogy (by Elizabeth Kay), the Stravaganza series, Blackout (a thriller...wow), Staying Fat for Sarah Byrnes, Hell Phone, Snowalker, Darkhenge, Elsewhere, Flipped, Ask Me No Questions, The Dictionary, The Thesaurus, and more, but I find myself unable to come up with more at the moment, unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on how you look at it).

I am a grammar freak, though I used to not capitalize the letters in reviews and PM's, but I do now. I'm pretty grammar-obsessed.

Movies I LOVE: IRONMAN!! (it makes me want to join the Geek Squad for some reason...hehe), PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN 1,2, AND 3!!, THE DARK KNIGHT!!, Kung Fu Panda, Madagascar 1 and 2, Stardust, the Bourne movies, Aladin (if that's how you spell it...hehe), The Lion King, Alvin and the Chipmunks, and more for the aforementioned reason, if that even makes any sense at all...

Hobbies: READING!!, coming on fanfiction.net, and writing/planning my fics

Ships I like: Artemis/Minerva (which many people hate), Holly/Trouble, Foaly/Opal (but only if they are somehow the same species, which is rather dubious), Holly/Artemis is fine

Ships I dislike (if it's in CAPS, then I really don't like it): HOLLY/ROOT (he's practically her father), Foaly/Holly, Artemis/Juliet, (though I still read it), Trouble/Juliet, and SLASH; sorry, I just think it sort of...isn't right for these awesome characters of Eoin's...

The summary to Artemis Fowl: The Universe Plot. Lame title aside, here is the summary:

Full Summary: Artemis Fowl is quite content. Minerva is no longer his rival, and he feels a little something something towards her...Holly Short works with LEPRecon now, and Mulch Diggums is no longer a major criminal and occasionally helps Holly and Foaly while running his own business with Doodah Day. Artemis's twin brothers, Myles and Beckett, are rather annoying, but what else is to be expected? They're still cute. His parents have been successfully mind-wiped and believe Artemis was with Butler on a tour around the world for the past three years. But, of course, good things don't last, and Artemis needs to challenge himself because, obviously, he is a genius. He is just setting out with Minerva, insisting Butler he needn't come, to challenge himself when he encounters a girl at the restaurant. He simply assumes she is nothing to be concerned about. But he is wrong. She comes with extremely important news that is deemed quite implausible by "Arty and the crew." But of course it is true. And Arty and the crew must stop it, or they are all in for it. Big time.

This is the summary of my Twilight fic, Edward and Bella For Never:

Full summary: What if Bella never glanced over at the lunch table on that fateful day when she saw Edward and the others? What would happen then? Why, she'd hate him and all hell would break loose, of course! This is a (slightly random) fic where Bella and Edward start out hating each other with eventful...events going on that may, or may not, change their resentful feelings. Will Edward find Bella's clumsiness increasingly annoying or increasingly cute? Will Bella find Edward's proper way of talking increasingly obnoxious or increasingly admirable? That will depend on what I feel like doing at the moment. Or not. There shall (hopefully) be some sarcasm.

A small part of my Twilight fic:

~"Why hello, Edward," I spat with disdain. My head was still reeling, though. For a split second, Edward looked extremely baffled. I had no idea why, and I didn't particularly care.

"I merely sought you to inform you of your acceptance in BS," he replied calmly.

"BS? BS?! What the heck?! This is not funny, Edward Cullen, and I will-"~

Anyways...stuff that I did not make up:

One of my best friends died recently; I'm really upset. He was such a great guy and I miss him. Maybe you knew of him. Most people did. I hope it wasn't you who contributed to his death, otherwise I shall dispatch a vicious band of lions to disembowel you. Okay, I don't have a troupe of lions at my disposal, but I can find one, trust me. My friend was a paragon of amazing. His name was Common Sense. I am sorry to inform you of his demise. Mourn with me.

Dearly beloved…we gather here to say our goodbyes. Here he lies…

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place.

Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate and teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job they failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.

It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Panadol, sun lotion or a sticky plaster to a student; but, could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar can sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realise that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by three stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else is to Blame, and I'm A Victim.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realised he was gone.

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How To Shop at Your Local Wal-Mart

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look."

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream,
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting, "Go, Pikachu, Go!!"

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If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that, put it in your profile!

The copy and paste things:

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list, Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, WanderingTeen, Erik's Muse, comix-freak, the epitome of randomness, nabbi

If you dance in the shower, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you becasue of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend hours reading, writing, or both, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an unhealthy obsession with reading books and fanfiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're ever talked to yourself and actually answered out loud while people in the room looked at you like you had seven limbs, three unnatural (well, duh) heads, and feathers sprouting from everywhere on you, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get angry that not all of the copy-and-paste things have proper puncuation, copy and past this onto your profile.

If you are forever striving to achieve good grammar, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your head repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie or Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your bio if you would be in the 8 percent laughing at them.

If you believe every child deserves a chance to grow up and go to school, copy and paste this into your profile

If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want the planet to become more sustainable, copy and paste this into your profile, then go recycle something.

If you want the actors and celebrities of Hollywood to be smarter and better role models, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want the drought to end, take shorter showers and then copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular and fitting in, the other five percent are liars. Asking me to define this statement, I answered: NO one is NOT concerned about fitting in. Everyone, in the back of their minds, needs companionship, and would like as much as possible. Even emos and goths are like that because they didn't get enough attention in the first place, so they decided to withdraw themselves from average society. Everyone wants to fit in, so give your best friend a hug today, give a stranger a pat on the back, and tell your parents you appreciate them. Everyone deserves to be loved, so give a little bit. Believe me, you'll get a lot in return. Copy and paste this if you believe this.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

STEREOTYPES:

I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.

I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress.

I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass.

I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian.

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.

I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual.

I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict.

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.

I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie.

I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs.

I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math. (I'm Asian! I HATE math!)

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare.

I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic.

I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy.

I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all.

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd.

I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.

I dress EMO, so I MUST be a cutter.

Stereotypes suck! Copy, paste & add.

Wisdom of Life - Quotable Quotes.

According to the latest figures, 43 percent of all statistics are utterly worthless.
Don't steal. The government hates the competition.
If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.
Tell the truth and run.
Smile! It makes them wonder what you're up to.
Friends come, and friends go, but enemies accumulate.
Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense..
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
Generally, generalizations are wrong.
Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research.
Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts.
The Truth is out there. So what are you doing here?
If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.
Whatever you are, be a good one.
You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
We are the people our parents warned us about.
Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.
The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.
Belief gets in the way of learning.
If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?
When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.
Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.
And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.
We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we percieve reality.
If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire.
A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.
Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.
Education is important. School, however, is another matter.
When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger.
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months.
Cynics are made, not born.
Maybe this world is another planet's hell.

My Favorite Book Quote:

"What are you doing here, anyway?"

"'Here' as in your bedroom or 'here' as in the great spiritual question of our purpose here on this planet? If you're asking whether it's all just a cosmic coincidence or there's a greater meta-ethical purpose to life, well, that's a puzzler for the ages. I mean, simple ontological reductionism is clearly a fallacious argument, but-"

"I'm going back to bed." Clary reached for the doorknob.

~The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones, page 307

My Favorite Quote Ever:

"The entire history of human existence has always been a battle between wisdom and stupidity."

~His Dark Materials: The Amber Spyglass, some unknown page. That's not the exact quote, by the way. I don't know it exactly.

Gbi for now!