I gots me a TWITTER! - Kayden411 fo shiz...

I suck for not updating AD... trust me I know! - Reasons are as follows;

- I decided midway through the story to change the ending to about 3 of the couples... thus meaning I had to redo every story so it all intertwines as flawlessly as possible.

- I changed my job and it's been murder for my personal time.

- I'm applying to the Royal Navy and attempting to get everything ready in order for that.

- I'm currently hating every word I write.

BUT I WILL UPDATE IT - HAVE NO FEAR!

Reasons why I haven't though are totally valid... right now I'm not very happy in my life and instead of crying and bitching about it like I usually would I decided to actually change my life... so as of the 8th of January 2009 I officially re-applied to the Royal Navy with hopes of becoming a Lieutenant by September if all goes well. I have the support of my friends and family and my current employers are pissing and whining like little bitches... but who gives a flying fuck about them?

I will finish all my stories but right now I need to concentrate on myself and as a result the fanfics will suffer. But like I said... I WILL finish them. Even if it kills me. Which I hope it won't.

http://www.fictionpress.com/u/618036/- my original writing account. make it a favourite :P

Name: Karis... aka Vanessa Riverton, smexsuna, SK, makosuna, Pug, Kay, Bouffy (Bouffmeister too) and Cactus Head to those that know and love me well

DOB : 4/11/1987 (thats november 4th to non UK peoples)

POB: Mile End Hospital, East London, England.

Starsign: Scorpio.

Blood Type: O.

Sex: Female

Status: Single but smexxified!

Pairings I adore:

First off; I love Sailor Moon - Haruka and Michiru are my favourite couple in that particular fandom but as of late I have been loving Rei/Mina as the authors of this canon seem to offer more input in development etc (not to mention they're drool-inducing) and then Ami/Mako... but to be honest there's not a Sailor Moon pairing I think I'd ever disapprove of ;) - especially my love of HotaSets and HotaChibi as of late!

As much as I love HaruMichi... I have steered away from Sailor Moon - not because the anime bores me but to be honest, its rare to find a well written fic (there are many dont get me wrong but once i read them all i get all sad) so I have steered to many other couples - most of whom I love as much if not more than HaruMichi! o_O SHOCK HORROR!

My love for the YoruSoi pairings from Bleach border on unhealthy (they belong together...FACT, screw Kisuke!) The Cat and the Bee is the best bleach fic ever closely tied with Melody - FACT

As ashamed as I am... I am a LILEY fan... I won't explain it... I won't defend it, but those two belong together! - Paper Cuts, Best Attempts and anything by LJ Bard is badass goodies that I highly approve of. Not to mention Triple L (MA BOI!)

South of Nowhere - Spashley. I love the show more than I think is healthy and I want to do bad bad but highly enjoyable things to Ashley and Spencer. Sidenote - Masquerade is possibly the best fanfic written ever. It's definitely in my Top 5.

Ino/Sakura - Naruto - do not hate, appreciate. Need I say more? The fandom on this site for this pairing is amazing and the stories are highly amusing, original and they all keep the characters according to the show while offering more insight. Awesome.

ChRave - It's like my Liley love. I need help but I want Annaliese van der Pol for my own smexxual uses. That is all.

Cam - iCarly. Just like to make a point - I do not need help! An adorable couple and the show reeks of subtext from Sam copping a feel of Carly to Carly telling Sam she loves her. And Sam beating up any boy that looks at Carly funny. Shitchyeah they'd be hot together.

Gena/Xabrielle (Janinda too lol) - Ugh. Like the show, I love and hate this new obsession with the Xena pairing and the gayest women in Ancient Greek history (well not really cos its all fictional but you get me)... Love love love them.

Olex/Alivia - Law and Order: SVU. Watched the show for years and never even thought about the possibility of these two (not to mention every other ADA cos they've all been incredibly hot women) but yeah... this pairing rocks and OliVia is one HOT older woman. Nuff said. And handcuffs... handcuffs are good ;)

I am an Arsenal FC fan and I love the LA lakers and Dallas Cowboys... don't try to convert me, it's a lost cause!

I am super ghey, and I work stupid hours and don't sleep enough, I drink too much and smoke more than I should, I endorse and engage in NSA more than is probably healthy for someone my age, I dabble in herbs but don't blame me - I'm Dominicritish - it's like genetic or some shit like that!

People I love know I love them. I don't need to tell them; they know me well enough to know the things I do speak for me. Words lose their meaning when they're so leisurely thrown about I find.

Things I've said/quotes of people:

To Anna on MSN (in regards to my special move): It's like world shaking except i make your world rock baby!

Me: Matt, how awesome is Evita?

Matt: Yeah, it's pretty good.

Me: What do you think's better - Evita or Sweeney Todd?

Matt: Hmm, do I like a musical about a man who butchers people or a musical where Madonna butchered the script?

Me (to trix on several occassions): I'm okay! I'm okay!

Me: We should invent a sport... involving Liverpool and hookers.

Matt: Oh My God. Whores racing!

Me: Yes, and todays' ladies day!

Mum: Karis, what is wrong with you?

Me: I don't know but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

Anna (on msn): I need some fun.

Me: I need Lilly to have some fun.

Anna: well, tough. shes my prisoner.

Me: If I save her, do I get smexx? You know... when she turns 18!

Anna: you can't save her! Shes mine till shes 18 i am going to protect her from you then on her 18th birthday tie a big bow on her head and give her to you as a pressie

Me: Aww, you're the best friend ever... she'll be in just a bow right? ;)

Anna: Yup, nothing but a bow.

Me: AWESOME! She'll be like Mina mid-transformation.

Anne(talking about Miley Cyrus): But if she turns 18, she'll do right?

Me: Totally! You know me well!

Anne: then i'm veiwing you a pedophile from now on until she turns 18, then my perspective of you will change from then on (Anne you are my favouritest person ever :P)

Me (To Anna on MSN- talking about The Suite Life): OMG! Anna! Guess what?!

Anna: what?

Me: tee hee... I'm in London... geddit, I'm in London?!

Anna: I shouldn't laugh... that was so bad.

Me (to Trixx): BAM!... You've been smexxed foo'!

Trixx (to me on MSN about hime-chan):... good! i'd look right at her and say.. Hime-chan..setsuna-mama has been to the store.. there is a good chance you wont wake for three days and when you do.. you're body will be not that of a child.. so run my dear.. like the wind!

Me (to Shawn on Gtalk) : I want Dana Dearmond. I want her more than I should want any actress. She has that whole innocent but slutty look down to a fine art!

Shawn: I knew you'd like her.

Me: You know me well jedi master.

Mum: Have fun tonight Karis and don't rape anyone.

Me: You cannot say that!

Mum: Just be lucky I haven't told your friends about your little Miley Cyrus obsession, ya big paedo!

(Friends are standing dumbfounded in the doorway)

Dan (friend): She's kidding right?

Me (with faux shame): No... No she's not.

Dan: That's gross Karis... at least go for jailbait whose not a total dog... I mean Selena... Demi?

Me: Blasphemy!

Favourite words; smexx/smexxiness, awesome, shibby, uber, fo' rizzle, innit, lude, lewd, smexxiful.

If you want to know anymore message me, I'm always up for a chat :D

AIM : karisjwall@aol.com ... I'm always on AOL so bother me whenever.

hotmail: kiks_kicks_ass@hotmail.com - i would defend it but I really do kick ass.

gtalk : xcentricksalo411@googlemail.co.uk

FIC(S) PROGRESS

The Way She Does - currently being rewritten slowly but ever so surely... ETA: Not a fecking clue! (If I could make it R-rated it would be)

Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps - This bad boy is complete. (rated T though some of the language is debatable.)

Good Girl, Gone Bad - COMPLETE baby! Finally but it's so far been my favourite and least complicated story to do! Hurray for simplicity!

After Dark - The first chapter should be up in early June. (WILL BE RATED M...or R-rated :P!!)

Sight, Sound, Touch, Taste - The reason for my migraine... I have no idea when this will be up but I plan to do it - Liley, ChRave and Londie fic btw! (will be rated T/M... not sure which one)

JOINT FIC - http://www.fanfiction.net/~gottoluvsmexx - my joint fic account with gottoluvanime - she rocks, check her stuff out!

Discord Bombard - it's on Kaze no Tsurugi's profile. It kicks major ass. Read it or be gay.

Because Of You : In-Progress

Man, I freaking hate tea.