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Author has written 8 stories for Camp Rock, Hannah Montana, High School Musical, and Twilight. Hey everybody!! Same profile but i just couldn't resist changing my user name, kinda came to me and wouldn't go away!! Name: Shauna Nickname: Can't say ha! Something people should know: I wear a purity ring that i bought myself, i have to buy a new one from America because they don't sell them over here. It's something that i find important, so don't be offended if i use it in stories Loves: Long weekends, writing and lie on's (oh and jonas brothers!) Dislikes: People who don't try and Amy Winehouse Nationality: Irish (whoop!) Motto: 100 percent is never enough, either is 110, so just give it your all Music: A bit of everything really: Hairspray OST, Camp Rock OST, Hsm Ost's, Demi Lovato, Ashley Tisdale, Corbin Bleu, Three Doors Down, The Blizzards, Michael Buble, Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana, JONAS BROTHERS, Good Charlotte, Avril Lavigne, Fall Out Boy, The Fray, Katy Perry. Instructions: 1. Turn on your iPod, MP3 etc. and put the music on shuffle. 2. Answer each question with the title of the next song on the play list. Got that? 1.) How am I feeling today? Not Like That(UMMMM..is that good or bad) 2.) Where will I get married? War Of Words- ah now where is that 3.) What is my best friend's theme song? Shine (lol so true!) 4.) What is/was high school like? Borderline (club mix) 5.) What is the best thing about me? Maneater -nelly furtado(hah it makes sense!) 6.) How is today going to be? Stupod Marriage-The Specials (I suppose its going to be pessimistic..) 7.) What is in store for this weekend? Green Light-Beyonce(okkkk) 8.)What song describes my parents? S.O.S-Jonas Brothers 9.) How is my life going? Obvious-Blink 182 10.) How does the world see me? I love rock n roll 11.) What do my friends really think of me? By The Way...(AWW..Is sorta ok...) 13) Do people secretly like me? keep holdin on-avril lavigne (i'll take it as a no) 14.) How can I make myself happy? Circuis-britney spears (hah..i do like giraffes) 15.) What should I do with my life? Runaway-avril lavigne 16.) Will I be happy? Eyes On Fire 17.) What is some good advice? Hey mama-BEP 18.) What do I think my current theme song is? The Take Over-The breaks over..I suppose ha 19.) What does everyone else think my current theme song is? Deal With It-corbin 20.) What type of men/women do you like?: American Boy..hahahaha 21.) Will you get married? Over it-Nooooo 22.)What should I do with my love life? When You're Gone 23.) Where will you live? Los Angeles Waltz 25.) Am I hot? Underappriciated 26) What are your hobbies? Aint No Other Man 27)Do you like sports? Dont you know who I think i am..fob..um yeah... 28)Do you talk a lot? We love to boogie..sure 29)Do you like books? Rocket Queen 30)Do you like yourself? Kill The Lights If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile If you have ever gone into a room to get something and completely forgot what you were doing, copy and paste this into your profile. If you were a true Jonas Brothers fan before the episode "Me and Mr. Jonas and Mr. Jonas and Mr. Jonas" aired, copy and paste this into your profile. If you loved Jonas Brothers fan before they came to Ireland copy and paste If you felt like you were the only european to like the Jonas Brothers copy and paste into your profile Check this out... I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile In Honor of Stupid People In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap," On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness." On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity. Movies: Hairspray, Both Hsms, Best of both worlds 3D concert tour, Camp Rock, The Notebook, A walk to remember and many many more Tv: UGLY BETTY!!, iCarly, Zoey 101, Hannah Montana, Scrubs, The suite life, Fraiser and loads more Pairings: Harry Potter: Hermione/Draco, Hermione/Harry, Hermione/Ron Hsm: Tryan, Troyella, Ryella, Jelsi iCarly: Freddy/Sam, Freddy/Carly, Freddy/Oc, Freddy/ Spencer Camp Rock: Smitchie and at times Nate/Mitchie I will use this page to also show you pictures of certain things happening in my story. AM I MORE TOMBOYISH OR GIRLY? YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies. Total: 9 YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/stick. Total: 13 Result: Girly STEREOTYPES I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass I'm POPULAR, so I MUST be a bitch I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi I'm IN A BAND, so I MUST be a geek I'm from CALIFORNIA, so I MUST be like the girls from "Laguna Beach" and "The OC" I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore I'm Irish so i must be a drunk I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet I KNOW HOW TO SEW, so I MUST be old fashioned. I OBSESS OVER MILEY CYRUS, so I MUST be a loser. I LIVE IN FLORIDA, so I MUST be tan and hispanic I'm WHITE, so I MUST not know how dance or run. I'm WHITE, so i must be a loser. I'm a NEWYORKER, so I MUST have a bad additude. I'm the YOUNGEST CHILD so I MUST be the favourite. I HAVE A LAPTOP, so i MUST be a spoiled brat. I HAVE BEBO, so I MUST be a sexual predator I'm FROM ITALY, so i must eat only pasta and tomato sauce. I'm FUNNY, so I MUST not have a care in the world. ╔══╗ If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile. If you hate those obnoxious, snobby, preppy people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you like to steal other people's cool and funny phrases copy this into your file!! If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile! If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile! If you are hyper, and like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE! If you have ever forgotten what you are talking about in a conversation, copy and paste If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste in your profile If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy and paste this into your profile. If you don't do drugs and never will, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think cancer is awful, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it copy and paste this into your profile. If you have music in your soul copy and paste this into your profile. If you are against animal cruelty put this in your profile. Only crazy people understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, put this in your profile. If you believe some teachers are seriously prejudiced, copy an paste this in your profile. If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have a ridiculously long profile, put this on there to make it longer. :D 1. YOUR REAL NAME -- Shauna 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle) -- Shaizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal) -- PurpleDog 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current last name) -- Louise Fagan 5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name) -- Fagshney 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink) -- GreenMilk LETS PLAY 100 QUESTIONS 1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? On my arm, when i was making tea, I put my hand over the kettle to get something and i got a steam burn 2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Paint and posters of the very sexy jonas brothers 3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? Don't know 4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Everything and anything 5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? In the evening 6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? Eh...Joe jonas and to get into college 7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? No homework 8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? My friends and family. Sounds cheesy, I know, but it's true! :) 9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? 5'3, i think.. 10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? Yes and no lol 11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? Nope :D 12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? Gosh, I can't even remember. It would've been over something stupid though, I guarantee you! :D 13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? This one called incanto shine its from holidays 14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE GENDER? Dark hair, light coloured eyes. But it depends, my ideal man changes all the time! 15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? Anywhere as long as i love them, but america would be cool 16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Neither 17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? umm? like, cheese? 18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Fry's chocolate cream 20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH? Sadly, no. 21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECIEVED? Probably my brothers!! 22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Maybe... Maybe not... : D 24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? Brand doesn't matter, it's more about the clothes : ) 26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? Yes! 27. WHAT KIND IS IT? A rabbit, lilly!! 28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? Did and it hurt 29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? Just tell them 30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 24 31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES? Redhead!! 32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? Lol my home phone! 33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? People who are rude, say mean things, and talk about you behind your back. Get a life bitches! I didn't know I was THAT interesting, gosh! : D 34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE Ireland? Yes, France and England, Wales and Spain, and Fuertaventura and Ibiza 35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? Wanting everything to be perfect, sweet food! Mmmm sweet food! I'll be right back, I'll just go get some chocolate! And I'm actually not kidding : ) 36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? Rugby players..Brian O Driscall people like that 37. FIRST JOB? Typing for my dad 38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? When I was younger! Not saying to who but i'm quite silly 41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT? Watching telly!! 40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? No, thank goodness, I would be soo soooo scared! 42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? My hair...lol or my boobs!! 43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? Nope 44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? Just had my birthday, got money E150 so i was happy!! 45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? At this stage, one 47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? No, but I used to when I was younger! Ahh, those were the days.. 49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? It varies, usually sunsilk or pantene, or herbal essences.. ; ) 50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Yeah, ish : ) 51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Chicken 52. ANY BAD HABITS? Many! I mess with my hair when I'm nervous, I love to daydream!! 53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? I'm proud of my cd's 54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Yeah! : D 56. DO LOOKS MATTER? Not really.. They help, but they can also hinder.. dun dun dun! 57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? Dunno... 58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? My friends, I've known them since i was like five 60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? My dolls! Barbies, and big dollies! Haha yeah... 61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? Nearly 100 62.WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? Yes! I used to love Barney! : ) 63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? No, not at all! : ) Haha only kidding, I do, quite a lot actually.. I should stop! 65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? They have to be caring, loving, good sense of humour, but most importantly someone that will love you and always be there for you no matter what! 66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? 67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? Jonas Brothers and loads more 68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? Probably Ugly Betty!! 69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE? I'm irish we have Junior Certificate and Leaving Certificate. I got nine honours and one pass (which means I got nine subjects over 55, but most of them were way higher than that!!) and I haven't sat my leaving certificate yet, but hope to do well!! 70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Cookies and Cream! Chocolate 71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Yes...? 72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! 73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? No 74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? 75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? Yeah! If they want to, then absolutely! Go for it! 76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? My fingers tapping on the keypad.. haha 77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? Umm.. orange 78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My mum! : ) 79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME GENDER? Their personality! 80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? Arghh! Don't do this to me! Where do I start?? 81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? I'm not much of a hater, really. 82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? December 83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? I'm a Scorpio! 85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Red 86. EYE COLOR? Blue 89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTURANT? KFC if i had to pic but i don't really go for them 90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? Yuk 91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Telly 92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? Christmas, New Year 93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? Tin whistle and guitar 94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? Don’t really care. 95. KISSES OR HUGS? HUGS! LOL, but both.. : ) But I don't think anything beats a hug! : D 96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships, definitely. 97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? Chocolate 98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? I dont have a car :( Yet! 99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? 100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: None at the mo!! Bigger Than Us. Picture That Both Shane And Mitchie Kept http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk222/makvan/n1374977397_30020158_1073.jpg Mitchie's Sexy Engagement Ring http://media.photobucket.com/image/engagement20ring/helenjoshuawedding/ring.jpg Jacey Malone http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee42/aly_sis/hij.jpg Somehow The Bracelet http://www.gleamingthings.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/jeanine-payer-bracelet-at-auto.jpg | |||||||||
1. Learning To Love » reviewsHe had always come in second best, even when he wasn't there, after the cliff dive, Jacob decides that he can no longer take it, seeing her in so much pain,and vows to show that he can be different, but how can it be easy with so many obstacles?Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,656 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 11-30-09 - Published: 11-3-09 - Bella & Jacob2. Betrayals Of The HeartTwo years later,he's still gone,she still can't forget,her shoulder to cry on is in love with her,and for one night she takes advantage of that knowing she can't love him the same way..or can she? Set two years after Edward leaves..ec/bd never happenedTwilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,523 - Published: 9-1-093. CONQUEST » reviewsGabriella Montez is a smart girl, but she's also the new girl. Troy Bolton was the boy she was warned off on her first day. But she never saw herself as special, so she never had to worry about him, or does she? A story of Bets, Love and Revenge, TroyellaHigh School Musical - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,701 - Reviews: 92 - Updated: 6-17-09 - Published: 2-19-09 - Troy B. & Gabriella M.4. Exactly Where We're Supposed To Be » reviewsMitchie's life wasn't the way she had planned it to be, she gave up her dream to have her baby. Yet she never told the father. When she returns to camp rock as an advisor, will she be able to keep her baby a secret or will it come out in the open? SmitchiCamp Rock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,712 - Reviews: 169 - Updated: 2-26-09 - Published: 10-5-08 - Mitchie T. & Shane G.5. Bigger Than Us » reviewsMitchie is a bestselling artist, her life: front page news.Her ex-boyfriend even bigger news, what happens when Mitchie discovers something that could change both hers and Shane's career forever? Will he be there for her? Or will she go it alone? Read onCamp Rock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,395 - Reviews: 117 - Updated: 10-12-08 - Published: 8-25-086. Somehow reviewsFrom the outside Mitchie seemed to have a perfect guy, but what happens when Nate is the only one who sees what really happens, can he save her when all she thinks of herself is based on what Shane says? Read to find out moreCamp Rock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-21-08 - Complete7. Never Say Goodbye reviewsIt was a love, so simple, so pure. But it was a forbidden love. A love that tore them apart. A love that nobody wanted but them. How could they live without each other? Or could they? Story's better than summary I promise xxxHannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-7-08 - Complete8. My Miracle reviewsWhen Shane Gray loses the love of his life and his 'miracle', just how is he going to manage. It's too painful to go on without, everything seems to remind him of his lost miracle and his love. Story's better than the summary. Smitchie love.Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-29-08 - Complete