Newest Update:
Whoo, I am the ghost of Christmas past!! I have come back to stalk fanfiction.net!! -is shot-

Ahem, sorry. Anyways, I've sort of come back from a long hibernation, thanks to the insistent nagging of those wonderful readers who haven't given up on me yet. I'll... try to update at some point in time. Currently trying to work of a rather persistent case of writer's block, so stick with me here. Luffles you all, thanks for reading!

5-26-2009:
Hey alls! I've just disappeared off the face of the earth for a while, but now I'm back! Expect updates in my latest fanfic, "Coupledom Troubles", about once a month or at least bimonthly. Thank you all for your support in my writing. You guys make everything worth it, thank you~!

2-27-2009
I feel so happeh! I just did a search of my inbox of the word "Fanfiction" and it came up with "1 - 20 of hundreds"!! Well, my inbox only has a total of 429 e-mails, so if that says anything... Ah, I feel so happeh.

My Rant:
Yayy! If you are reading this, then that means I've succeeded in attracting at least some semblance of attention~

I often find this confusing to distinguish for other people because profiles don't specify this, so I will tell y'all here: I AM FEMALE. Okies, now that that's out of the way...

For anyone who doesn't know, I'm Yukiko168, but you can call me Snow Child (heh heh, that's a translation of Yukiko, btw) because there is no way I'm giving out my real name here.

So I've just finished first ever fanfiction, and even started on a sequel due to reader demands! It's been really fun (and stressful, but whatever). It's on Maximum Ride, a super awesome book by James Patterson that everyone should read! Other books I am rather fond of include the Inheritance Cycle, Artemis Fowl, the Twilight Saga (yeah, me and everyone else in the world), any and all Tamora Pierce books, the Dragonriders books, The Golden Compass and accompanying stories, Where the Red fern Grows, as well as Hana Kimi, Code Geass, Gundam 00, Full Moon, Kuroshitsuji (also known as Black Butler, I think), Kino's Journey, Vampire Knight, D. Grey Man... did I miss any? Uh, yeah, I think that's all. I've always wanted to write fanfiction, but I've never really had the time or patience for one. Now that I've started though, your reviews keep me going. Thank you everyone for your reviews!

I also have a DA account with the username (you guessed it!) Yukiko168. If you have the time, feel free to search me up! I never really post tho, so it's kinda pointless. The reason I started writing fanfiction was because there are less people here, and it's a lot easier to get reviews. In DA, it's pretty muchly impossible to make any waves whatsoever. Um, I also have a Gaia account, username newly changed to Yukiko168 (cough), which I am now actually going on. Friend me, if you want, but first you hafta tell me that you know me from fanfic, or else I won't accept.

Feel free to pm me if you are bored or just want to chat. No spam please though.

Read my fanfiction and review! I will luffles you forever! :D

POP QUIZ~!!

What’s your name?

Snow Child, also known as Yukiko.

Gender?

Uhh, about that…

Kidding! Female.

Age?

Fifteen, but I’ll be sixteen in a few days.

What’s your birthstone?

Aquamarine.

Zodiac?

The ever so lover-ly little chicken.

Astrological sign?

Pisces.

Height?

A bit more than five feet. Five-four or so?

Weight?

A bit less than… waitaminit. Why am I telling you this?

Hair color?

Ebony black, yeah!

Eye color?

I would say black, but I am told that no one can have black eyes, so let’s go with brown.

Are you in love?

Mm, I guess so.

With who?

Myself, of course.

Are you lying to me?

Who wants to know?

Do you have an imaginary friend?

No, but I do have a split personality. Hey, Yuuki-chan!

Do you want an imaginary friend?

Yes. I used to have one, but Yuuki-chan bit him to death. None have dared come near me since.

Look to your left. What do you see?

My little heater that I’ve been working overtime ever since it snowed this morning. Aww, poor little heater.

What were you doing at 6:45 this morning?

Trying to think of an excuse not to go to school.

What was the last thing you yelled?

“I heard that, Sunny! I am not bipolar!!”

Do you believe in magic?

Of course I do! If I didn’t, I wouldn’t be here right now!

It’s a long story…

Do you believe in fairies?

Actually, the question you should be asking is, “Do fairies believe in you?” They believe in me. They drop by my backyard all the time.

Who’s your crush?

Didn’t you ask this already?

Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs?

Of course not.

Obviously, I’m lying.

More than once?

Sadly.

What did you do when you got to the bottom?

I tried to gather up the scattered pieces of my pride.

Type your name with your feet.

yuikko

Was that fun?

Not really.

Run around the house. How do you feel?

Exhilarated. Haven’t I told you? I do this all the time.

Do you own a credit card?

I think Yuuki-chan has one, but she won’t let me use it.

Oh, my bad, a debit card.

Do you like to shop?

Not really, unless it’s for books or manga related stuff.

What’s the last thing you bought?

Fang, off of e-Bay.

Unfortunately, I found out later that he was a fake.

Do you have any children?

Do you think I have any children?

Are you married?

Engaged, actually. I promised a boy I would marry him in kindergarten. What was his name again…?

Who’s your crush?

Does everyone have to ask this?

What’s your favorite color?

Purple, and then yellow.

Favorite animal?

Bunnies, and then kitties.

Favorite fruit?

Too many to list.

Quick! You have to save the world!

-looks up from sticking pencils into hair- What, I do?

Someone has a knife to your back.

BLOODY MURDER!!

Do you swear?

No more than twenty times in my life so far. I say “crap” the most often, although I’ve written swear words a lot.

I yelled the F-word really loud in eighth grade when I was extremely pissed off at Rick. That was the first time I ever said a swear word.

Do your parents know you swear?

Of course not! They’ve told me a few jokes with swear words in them though. I looked at them kinda weird when they did.

What is open on your computer?

Three internet browsers, one for my e-mail, one for fanfiction, and one for English. A Microsoft Word file, for fanfiction. Two folders, one for fanfiction, and one for biology. A PDF file, for biology. Corel Painter, for a picture I’m currently editing. A Local Scan, started on 2/26/2009 at 5:18:32 PM.

Who’s the last person you talked to and what did you say?

Me: “Hey, Yuuki. What’s the answer to problem 17?”

Yuuki-chan: “How should I know?”

Where are you?

Uh, the computer room. Duh.

Look up. Now look back. What did you see?

The ceiling. Freaking duh. Oh, and a world map that’s on the wall in front of me.

What’s the last thing you ate?

A mystery-flavor gummy bear dipped in RazzApple Fun Dip, two SweeTarts, a box of apple coated watermelon Nerds, and a cherry Now and Later. Heh heh.

What's your personality like?

Weird, hyper-go-lucky, quite insane, bubbly, cynical, loud… did I say insane yet?

Who do you have a crush on?

-sighs- Fine, I’ll tell you… Lelouch (Code Geass), Tieria (Gundam 00), Sano (Hana Kimi), Kaname (Vampire Knight), Ed (Fullmetal Alchemist), Fang (Maximum Ride), Artemis (Artemis Fowl), George (Song of the Lioness), Jonathan (Song of the Lioness)…

Heh heh.

What was the last thing you thought?

“Hmm… I can’t seem to think of what I just thought of…”

Do you sleep walk?

No.

Do you sleep talk?

No.

What’s the weirdest dream you’ve ever had?

Are you sure you want to know? I have some really weird dreams… most of my stories come from my dreams, actually.

Okay then, get ready for a long rant.

So, this takes some background knowledge from Fire Emblem, Code Geass, and The Unabridged Version of Code Geass. I dreamt that I was sitting in bed, playing cards with Zero and Arthur until Arthur stole Zero’s helmet and ran away with it. I tried to get it back, but Lulu just opened my closet, and inside there was a whole shelf of helmets. He took one out, but then said, “Have you met my wife and her sister yet?” I said no, and so he “introduced” me to my best friend (for real), Shiba, who was half his height, and her “sister”, Lucius (from Fire Emblem, who I thought was a girl until Chapter 16). Then Ninian came a crashing in and hugged Lulu and told her that she wanted to be his for life. He told her he was married already, so she turned into an ice dragon and knocked my house down. He Geassed her, and then Caramelldansen started playing in the background…

And then I woke up to find that I had fallen asleep with my ipod on, and that it was playing Caramelldansen.

I almost killed myself laughing.

Say “George Bush”. What's the first thing that comes to your mind?

Curious George!!

You now have a million dollars. What do you do?

Well, first I run around crazily jumping for joy. And then I would dash to the nearest Borders and buy every book on the shelf. And then as I am celebrating my parents would take the money away from me and put it in my college savings account.

What are you eating/drinking right now?

A cherry-flavor gummy bear, a box of mystery Nerds, a lolly from my school’s fundraising sale, and two Twix bars.

What are you writing RIGHT NOW?

Uh, I’m writing what I just wrote, which is that I’m writing what I just wrote, which is this thing that I just wrote, which is that I have no idea where this is going.

Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say?

Reykjavík, Iceland.

Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say?

“道”, or, if your computer can’t read Chinese, “dao”.

What can you hear right now?

“Vi undrar r ni redo att vara med
Armarna upp nu ska ni f se
Kom igen
Vem som helst kan vara med”

And so on. I’m playing “Caramelldansen”. I’m pretty sure it’s not English.

Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself.

Me: “Aww, aren’t you an adowable widdle honeybun?”

Shadow: “Mrrt.”

Turn on the T.V. What show is on?

Channel ten, Cyberchase.

What happened last time you were typing here on this computer?

Thirty-seven people were born somewhere in the world, nineteen people died somewhere in the world, one person was murdered somewhere in the world, four hundred and fifty five books were returned somewhere in the world…

Oh, you mean what I did? I did my world statistics homework.

Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What’s the first thing you see?

My kitty, looking at me weirdly. I think it’s because I made him get off of me.

Two more questions… who’s your crush?

Geez, how many times do you plan on asking this? I answered it already. All my crushes are book characters.

Well, I might possibly have a crush on a little sweetie by the name of @#&@#&

Aww, too bad. Looks like my computer censored it.

Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell?

You’re not serious?

Oh goddess, you are.

“ohfuesiioIsobslyectdcdrithhtnygernooOmcrHteyigm_erlhIyruAaikeu.” I’m pretty sure that’s not a word.

If you just read the quiz, do it, and then copy and paste it onto your profile.