Hello, peoples! I am Midnight-Dagger! In other words, your fate if you piss me off!
Just a bundle of fun, ain't I?
Listen up here peoples. This is about me here.
IQ: 126 (I took that test when I was 12!)
Hair: strange brown color that looks it has highlights, but doesn't
Eyes: Brown with grey/light blue rings on the outside during the day;Dark, dark brown that lightens up toward the pupil to the normal brown and werid black slit things on the tops and bottoms at night( Don't ask, I don't know myself)
Age: old enough to think 30 is young, young enough to think 40 is old (hint, hint I'm younger than 30. I'll send you a cookie if you can guess right;)
Sign: Taurus
Element: Fire or Air( I'm not sure yet.)
Favorites:
Colors- Old Black, Blood Red, and Antigue gold (those colors just bring to mind the most lovely images...)
Time of day- Twilight
Weapon-rapier ( I can only use archery and a bit of dagger work through...)
Quotes:
"Eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind."
"Before you crititze someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you do critize someone, you're a mile away and have their shoes."
"It's better to be on your own with your freedom than locked in a golden cage..."
"Love is blind, but the neighors ain't, so no kissing on the pouch."
"The point of building a house of cards is to seee it reach the sky before it tumbles into ruin."
"Never argue with a fool.They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience."
"Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies."
"If all my friends jumped off a bridge I wouldn't jump with them. I'd be at the bottom to catch them."
" I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don't deserve my friends."
"If you are always looking behind you to see if you're being followed, you can't see where you are going and will run into a pole."
"I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questions."
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
War makes thieves and peace hangs them.
War does not decide who is right, it simply decides who is left.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away...if you throw it hard enough.
Keep your friends close, keep your enemies tied up with fishing wire in your basement.
If all the world's a stage, then I want to open the trap door.
All things are possible...except skiing through a revolting door and nailing jello to a tree.
Conscious-that annoying time between naps.
Guys are like lava lamps; fun to look at, just not that bright.
Out to lunch: If not back by five, out for dinner, too.
A drink a day keeps the shrink( hells ya to that one!)
Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.
No Trespassing! Violators will be shot, and survivors will be shot again.
If at first you don't succend...so much for skydiving.
Smile; It confuses people.
Whatever women do, they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
When a man steals your wife, there's no better revenge than to let him keep her.
We live in an age when pizza gets to your house before the police.
Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.
Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything.
Life's a bitch, if it were easy it'd be a slut.
The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his,-General George Patton
It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless of course you are an exceptionally good liar.
Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.
There's a time for compromise, it's called later.
If barbie is so popular then why do you have to buy her friends.
Never go to a doctor whose plants have died.
It takes 46 muscles to frown, but it only takes four to flip 'em the bird.
Tact is the art of makng guests feel at home when that is really where you want them to be.
There are no stupid questions, only stupid people.
The Internet; where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?
A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying,"THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!"
A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected. A best friendgoes up to them and says,"It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
Pairings:
Kingdom Hearts-Axel/Roxas, Riku/Sora, etc.
FMA-Roy/Ed, Envy/Ed, and Al/Winry
Harry Potter-Draco/Harry, Tom/Harry, Salazar/Harry(I LOVE this pairng!!!)
Naruto-Sasuke/Naruto, Gaara/Naruto, Itachi/Naruto
If you couldn't tell, I'm a yaoi fanchick, but I like hentai pairs too.:)
That covers it. E-mail or PM me if you wish it. See ya later, bye-bye.
FanFiction.Net - unleash your imagination
Poll: Alright here, listen up. I'm going to have you all choose for which pairing I write for first. I want the first one I post to be special so I'm having you'll choose. Kay? Good. Vote Now!
