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Hiya Im Madde. Im a girl and i love me my friends to death!.. they are THE most AWESOMELY AWESOME people youll EVER meet! Enjoy my Page Pairings Harry Potter: Twilight: Pride and Prejudice Fast and the Furious Supernatural My name is Sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mummy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long. When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight. Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse my name he calls I press myself Against the wall I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me. If you think the above poem is sad and child abuse is wrong, copy this into your profile. (This poem made me sad when I read it on burg gurls profile, but it definately makes you think) Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!!
HOMOPHOBIA IS STUPID!! I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday. THAT'S FUCKED UP! IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG...REPOST THIS. I'm into THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school You know you live in 2008 when... 1) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave. 2) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space 4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9) and you were too busy to notice number 5. 10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did If you're TOTALLY obsessed with DOGS, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! PS: DOGS ROCK! 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If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann--Disney's PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN-- are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile. If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy & paste this into your profile If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?" A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain a best friend takes your and says, "RUN, DAMNIT! RUN!" A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?" A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "Damn! That was fun!" AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder. AV is Addicted to Vampires ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916 Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843 Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901 Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916 Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901- heck, he's sexier than everyone since 1901 I read New Moon and I wanted to kick Jacob BlackREALLY REALLY HARD I read Eclipse and wanted to smack Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD. Then Bella did it for me. "Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat." "Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes." "Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most." "People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door." "An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed." Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up "Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to." Best friends are the people that know all about and still put up with you! 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it. I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days" Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up. EMO kids have cool hair. EMO=Extravagantly Made Origami BEARS=Butt Extremely Annoying Retard Scientists Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it. Your mom looks like Voldemort (oooooh burn) My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. Why are the Force and ductape the same?-Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together. Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon. Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought Don't call me emo or I'll cry big juicy tears of blood and pain and then I'll die and it will be ALL YOUR FAULT Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it! Don't frown, even when you’re sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile. You have to have darkness for a dawn to come. Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. Tell the truth and run. All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative. When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear. Education is important, school however, is another matter. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by. Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... It's a fusion of Jazz and funk-is called 'Junk'! If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit? Whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it? How is it possible to have a civil war? When French people swear do they say pardon my English? If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible? Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse? "Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?" Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’? Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin? Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down? Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it? "When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade" Imitation is the most annoying form of flattery. Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them Don’t mess with me I've got a stick He said I love you, I laughed and said sorry I'm allergic to bullshit Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust? Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later. One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons! I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun. When I say LOL I'm not laughing out laud. I just have nothing better to say. When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing "I'm Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmasters office. I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us! Darth Vader-Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! I smile because I have no idea what's going on! Life was so simple when boys had cooties I ran with scissors, and lived! You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide. I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. I don't obsess! I think intensely. All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies. Stupid shiny Volvo owner. The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you. "When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it." "Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it." "Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else" "Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real." "I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not." "Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird?" "What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy." "A good friend bails you out of jail. A great friend is sitting there next to you saying 'Man, that was fun!'" "If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side." Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, they’ve seen me laugh, and they’ve seen me hug.' These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo. A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy. I'm not so good at advice. Can I intrest you in a sarcastic comment? Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun! Ociffer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God! Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them as much. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain. Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no? If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark? Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. Death is hereditary. There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side. An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing. Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference. When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets. Cheer up, the worst is yet to come. Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking. They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance? Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back. If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side. Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives. Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile | |||||||
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