TheBestForksAren'tTheShinyOnes
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since: 01-02-08, id: 1460706, Profile Updated: 01-03-09
country: USA
Author has written 7 stories for Twilight.

Hey, Lexis here!

Instead of boring you with a long description of myself, I’ll spare you and just give you a few quick lists:

Top 10 Things I Love

1- Jesus my whole life- without Him my existence would be meaningless
2- my friends and family
3-
writing my lifeline
4- The Twilight series (Seth Clearwater is love), any of Francine Rivers’ books, Pride & Prejudice (Oh, Mr. Darcy...), and Romeo and Juliet
5- OneRepublic these guys are simply amazing.
6- chocolate-iced pound cake with strawberries and whipped cream 'Yum’ does not even begin to cover it.
7- Gaspard Ulliel
8- thunderstorms (the best writing weather) and dancing in the rain
9- LSU football
10- Reviews!! Seriously, these absolutely make my day. I’m sure if you videotaped me every time I get a new one, you could create a very entertaining YouTube video :)

If I had 3 Selfish Wishes…

1- To become a New York Times Bestselling Author This is my dream—hopefully I’ll get there someday.
2- A werewolf would move to my town and imprint on me I am in love with the idea of imprinting. An unconditional, eternal, overwhelming love—I would do anything to be that lucky :)
3- I could live in London
Europe fascinates me, especially England. It’s absolutely stunning. I would die to live there.

If I could meet 5 people (still alive)…

1- Stephenie Meyer My authoress hero—she is a literary genius. I’d love to get some tips.
2- Gaspard Ulliel Of course, I’d probably faint the moment I saw him.
3- Ryan Tedder The lead singer of OneRepublic. I’d get him to serenade me…on a gondola in Italy perhaps? ;)
4- Francine Rivers One of my favorite authors. If you haven’t read her book A Voice in the Wind, you’re missing out on a literary masterpiece. That book pretty much changed my life. She is exceedingly inspiring.
5- Seth Clearwater
Are fictional characters allowed?

Author's Notes

PLEASE, if this is your first time reading any of my stories, do not read It All Started in Alaska first. It's definitely not as good as the others, and was more for personal enjoyment than anyone else's entertainment. If you want to read it, go ahead, but enter at your own risk :)

I do the best I can, and I realize that my grammar and punctuation are far from perfect. So bear with me, and help me out if you see anything serious that needs fixing. I hope you like everything you read, and I love feedback, so please review or criticize, or anything! Thanks :)

Note: The avatar on my profile is not of my own creation, but that of a user on iconator.com that goes by xCandlelightChaosx - it doesn't belong to me. I just thougt that it was amazingly gorgeous. :)


1. Sisters, Ice Cream Sundaes, and Paint Colors reviews
A short story written from Seth's perspective. Takes place pre-Breaking Dawn. Life isn't easy being a werewolf, and having a hormonal teenage sister along for the ride doesn't help things... One-shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-3-09 - Seth & Leah - Complete
2. Frosty the Snowman , Edward the Vampire » reviews
A cute parody of "Frosty the Snowman" featuring our favorite vampire, Edward Cullen!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-7-08 - Complete
3. Amber Italia reviews
One of the less-noticed characters of Twilight gets her story told. Justice wasn't served from Bella's POV- you never really know what's going on behind kitchen doors...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,683 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6-3-08
4. It All Started in Alaska » reviews
Jacob uncovers Edward's greatest secret when he runs into a stranger in Alaska. What will he do with this new discovery? Post-Eclipse. ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,125 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-19-08 - Published: 1-21-08
5. Becoming Wendy reviews
For Enovie's Peter Pan contest. 150 words or less, including the sentence "I saw him reading Peter Pan." Alice is up to new tricks, leaving Bella astonished at her latest makeover.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-25-08 - Complete
6. Pinches for Kisses reviews
A St. Patrick's Day One-shot. What happens when you don't wear green? Edward changes the rules.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 0 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 3-16-08 - Complete
7. Green With Envy reviews
A St. Patrick's Day One-shot. Bella spends a day at LaPush with Jacob. Happiness and friendship ensues, but some days just aren't meant to end that way.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-16-08 - Complete