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Author has written 46 stories for Naruto, Shugo Chara!, Tales of Symphonia, Avatar: Last Airbender, Prince of Tennis, Shaman King, How to Train Your Dragon, Off*Beat, Kingdom Hearts, and Katekyo Hitman Reborn!.
Call me Jo. I write humor, cheesy romance and boy kissing. Feel free to message me about anything, but I'll apologize in advance if I reply with caps lock on...I fail like that. Simplest rule of thumb for writing: It's good if you like it. "If Stephanie Meyer's shit can get published, then my shit can too!" I think writing about myself is awkward. I'm a generally awkward person. I'd probably be flamed without spell check. I'm a pretty hardcore dumbass. I'm not legal. I act childish because I'm paranoid of letting go of the past. But also because it's a shit load more fun than being mature. I swear more than I want to. And is it so wrong I like myself for who I am? I wish people could stop looking down on themselves so much. If you wish you wrote as good as someone or drew as good as someone or SOMETHING shut up and do something about it instead of sitting there and complaining. Yes, I'm an ass hole to some people, but at least I live up to it. See my picture up there? That's the love of my life right there. Nothing will ever change that. Thanks for dropping by hoes. If you favourite my work, I kind of creep your profile You're welcome ;D | |||||||
1. Would You Like That ToGo? reviewsIt was because of stress. When you're stressed, after you drink enough, you order sushi then somehow you end up taking the delivery boy to go instead. 8059 ; porn.Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,358 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-14-12 - T. Yamamoto & H. Gokudera - Complete2. Telecommunication reviewsSequal to Groceries. Yamamoto gets lonely. Gokudera gets lonely. And with thousands of miles between them, they don't really have much of a choice at this point. Phonesex. 8059 oneshot.Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,989 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-19-11 - H. Gokudera & T. Yamamoto - Complete3. Groceries reviewsYamamoto needs to stop being a clueless idiot for like three seconds, so Gokudera wouldn't get jealous and drag him into a random storage closet to remind the idiot who he belonged to. 8059 oneshot.Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,650 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-19-11 - H. Gokudera & T. Yamamoto - Complete4. Royal Service reviewsPrince Yamamoto is in need of a maid. There are no questions as to who he wants, though. 8059 / AU / Oneshot.Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,429 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 9-30-11 - T. Yamamoto & H. Gokudera - Complete5. Typical reviewsBystanding their trip to the drugstore. 8059.Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-21-11 - T. Yamamoto & H. Gokudera - Complete6. Birthdays Call For Cake reviewsSpending Yamamoto's birthday in a locker room has never been so...sticky. 8059 Spoiler: Cake sex. Oneshot.Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,026 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 8-20-11 - T. Yamamoto & H. Gokudera - Complete7. Party In the Bathroom reviewsNo pants allowed. 8059 RP smut. Oneshot.Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,896 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-8-11 - T. Yamamoto & H. Gokudera - Complete8. WalMart Shenanigans reviewsA late night trip to Wal-Mart, Yamamoto's out of control sex-drive and all Gokudera wants to do is go back to bed. Sex in a change room, Gokudera in a maid dress and...I know, there must be something wrong with me. One shot.Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-5-11 - T. Yamamoto & H. Gokudera - Complete9. Urges reviews8059 - Walking home and Yamamoto's usual urges around his favourite bomber kick in. PWP.Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-12-11 - T. Yamamoto & H. Gokudera - Complete10. Doing Dishes reviewsShishidou does the dishes and deals with Choutarou's sex drive. PWP. Oneshot.Prince of Tennis - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-18-11 - Otori C. & Shishido R. - Complete11. You, Me and the Storage Room reviewsAfter gym class, Tory's putting away the equipment and gets quite the reward from his fiesty boyfriend. Tory/Colin 69 PWP. ONESHOT.Off*Beat - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-27-11 - Complete12. Hunting Hunters » reviewsA fiesty prince armed with a shot gun should be at the top of an endangered fire nymph's worries. But instead of running for his life, he's trying to win his heart.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 1-23-11 - Published: 8-13-10 - Axel & Roxas13. Bath For One reviewsWith a mind full of Choutarou, Shishidou tends to drift off into his own world. A world where he doesn't have to worry about losing his doubles partner to any stupid girls; a world where Choutarou is his, and his only. One-sided Silver Pair.Prince of Tennis - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-7-11 - Shishido R. & Otori C. - Complete14. Disco Stick reviewsIt's getting hot and heavy in Atobe's bedroom...until Jirou decides to bring the song up. Adorable pair crack : Suggestive themes.Prince of Tennis - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-12-10 - Atobe K. & Akutagawa J. - Complete15. Army Boy II reviewsTory made the fatal mistake of telling Colin he wants to join the army. Wait until you see what "Commander Colin" has to say about this. Basically PWP. But you dig it. Tory/Colin.Off*Beat - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-30-10 - Complete16. The Fruit of Rikkai » reviewsKnown for the yellow uniform, the Regulars are just another bunch of hormonal teenagers. And what else to satisfy themselves, than the famous yellow fruit itself? Smut, rated M, NC-17, not safe for work and anything else that makes you want to click this.Prince of Tennis - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,167 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 7-21-10 - Published: 7-3-10 - Marui B. & Niou M. - Complete17. Army Boy reviewsTory tells Colin he wants to join the army, but there's only one problem, and it's the weird rumors Colin has been hearing. Drabble.Off*Beat - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-11-10 - Complete18. Questionable Content » reviewsOne of those make laughs, kick ass and fall in love kind of stories. Discontinued; Time skipped to last chapter. KuukaiXOCShugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,548 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 7-1-10 - Published: 7-15-09 - Kūkai S. - Complete19. Sanada Sucks at Secrets » reviewsRikkai is off to an over night training camp and Sanada wants to keep his relationship with Yukimura secret. So obviously, the only thing to do is switch roommates for the night. Sanada/Yukimura and Yanagi/Akaya. COMPLETE.Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,283 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 7-1-10 - Published: 6-27-10 - Sanada G. & Yukimura S. - Complete20. Saved Your Ass reviewsSlight spin off of On Wednesdays. It's gym class again and Tory feels the need to save Colin's ass after certain activities the night before. Slight crack. Rated T for certain mentions : Drabble.Off*Beat - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-26-10 - Complete21. On Wednesdays » reviewsNext Wednesday, Tory and Colin eat lunch in the library and Colin's feeling weird. Drabble of Freckles/Carrot Cake :D Apparently 100th OB fic of all time XDOff*Beat - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-26-10 - Published: 6-1-10 - Complete22. Tuff New Haircut reviewsTuffnut gets a haircut and it's much more than not wanting to look like his sister anymore. Oneshot.How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 4-5-10 - Tuffnut & Ruffnut - Complete23. They Can Have Their World reviewsWe'll create our own... Gakuto doesn't want his doubles partner to leave him behind. "I like you Yuushi." Their gazes locked together in that moment, "I really, really like you." A fic filled with lovey dovey Dirty Pair. Enjoy! ONESHOT.Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-24-10 - Mukahi G. & Oshitari Y. - Complete24. Not Missing Anything reviewsIf they can't dance they can always be together. InuKai fluff. Yaoi one shot.Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-20-10 - Inui S. & Kaidoh K. - Complete25. Other Holidays reviewsDon't matter, especially today." A late birthday fic, celebrating Ohtori Choutarou's birthday...along with some other holidays that simply don't matter as much. Especially to Shishidou-san. Silver pair and fluff. Horray!Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-19-10 - Shishido R. & Otori C. - Complete26. Boy And His Blanket reviewsJirou was notorious for carrying his blanket around for all of elementary school, but in his first year of middle school, Ryou and Gakuto told him he was lame and, he met Atobe Keigo. Adorable Pair I surrender! XD ONESHOT. Review mmkay? :DPrince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-24-10 - Atobe K. & Akutagawa J. - Complete27. Family » reviewsTenten explains how important families are, even if your family isn't really related to you. Slight Nejiten. Plz REVIEW! 1st fanfic, be nice..pwease? Tenten centric: Jan/08 Released an edited version :D :Jan/10Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-2-10 - Published: 1-5-08 - Tenten - Complete28. Suck On This reviewsChoutarou asks Jirou for advice on giving a b-b-b-bl-bl-b-bl-blo...just read an find out I guess. Silver and Adorable Pair. No JiTori XD Read and review : ONESHOTPrince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-2-10 - Akutagawa J. & Otori C. - Complete29. Christmas Cards reviewsRikkai's D1 exchanges Christmas presents and Niou's wonderful card, plus Yagyuu's suggestive present leads to a very, merry Christmas for the both of them. Late Christmas fic fail! XD Reviews are loved ;P ONESHOTPrince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-2-10 - Yagyuu H. & Niou M. - Complete30. Lined With Silver reviewsSide-fic for Gilli-Ackujacku's It's Dancey Dance Time, Or Is It? The Silver Pair was at the dance too you know. Mentions of Dirty and Adorable Pair. Boys kissing and teenage awkwardness. Accepting title suggestions D:Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,563 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-31-09 - Otori C. & Shishido R. - Complete31. After School Mayhem reviewsFujixOC unlike the others. For real too. Just when Ren thought that the distraction known as Fuji Syuusuke was going to be the end...they clean up the classroom after school together. Yes, I'm making fun of OCs : Don't bother flaming, it's here for lulz.Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,578 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-24-09 - Fuji S. - Complete32. So This Is Christmas reviewsShinyu's working over time on Christmas Eve and quite obviously, hates it. Amu basing literally and a slightly incomplete ending. Merry Christmas Mikomi-Oneechan! Read and review :DShugo Chara! - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-18-09 - Ami H. - Complete33. Farris Wheel Fun Time » reviewsEverything that happened, that I was too lazy to write. Extra story to chapter 13 of Writing Cards. Second chapter; My Samurai KairiXOC. Third chapter; Flying Solo OCxOC. Double update!Shugo Chara! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,033 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-18-09 - Published: 10-18-09 - Kairi S.34. Who Says He Can't? reviewsBe evil that is. Hiyoshi tortures Shishidou without even knowing it...or does he? Gakuto and Oshitari aren't much help either and Choutarou is just as cute as ever. Rated M for Shishidou being a perv. Silver Pair horray! XDPrince of Tennis - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-9-09 - Shishido R. & Otori C. - Complete35. Darkness reviewsIt was during the end-of-year slide show when Inui decided to molest his snake-like kohai. Squirmish, uke Kaidoh being molested by Inui Inui/Kaidoh oneshot! Complete :Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-4-09 - Inui S. & Kaidoh K. - Complete36. Totally Normal reviewsIt was a regular day at Seigaku...when a needy moan erupted from the courts. Perfect Pair and evil Fuji. What fun!Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 11-18-09 - Fuji S. & Tezuka K. - Complete37. Hyoutei Halloween Fair » reviewsThough not celebrated traditionally in Japan, Atobe throws a huge Halloween fair featuring a giant haunted mansion. Chountarou takes his senpai to the fair and they enjoy it...alone in a dark haunted library that is. Beta-ed by Gilli-Ackujacku!Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,258 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11-17-09 - Published: 11-1-09 - Shishido R. & Otori C. - Complete38. His First Love reviewsShe didn't have hair of exotic colours, or eyes of every shade of the rainbow. She wasn't even human, but she made his life that much better. Ikuto Centric, and IkutoXOC if this even counts.Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-9-09 - Ikuto T. - Complete39. Halloween: HanaGumi Style reviewsThree Halloween-phobic witches roam the streets one Halloween night to see if they're missing anything. What's this? They beat someone up? Sounds like fun right? Team Flower Happy early Halloween!Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-28-09 - Matilda/Macchi M. & Marion/Mari F.40. Tales of the Storage Room reviewsAtobe and Hiyoshi share some alone time in the storage room...my first time writing yaoi, please give some comments! Drabble? YAOI WARNING! AtoHiyo? AtobeXHiyoshiPrince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-25-09 - Atobe K. & Hiyoshi W. - Complete41. Writing Cards » reviewsI am late. But at least I'm done. Arisa spends exactly 13 days thinking of what to write on Kuukai's birthday card. No papers were harmed the writing of this fic. /KuukaiXOC-KuukAri\Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,538 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 8-21-09 - Published: 8-5-09 - Kūkai S. - Complete42. Singing In The Shower reviewsZuko's hogging the bathroom and Azula's sick and tired of his soundtrack. Props to Hannah Montana, HSM and Jesse McCartney who helped me make this overly serious family ridiculous. Enjoy and review! CRACK WARNINGAvatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8-21-09 - Zuko & Azula - Complete43. Swing Swing Swing reviewsA trip to the park, 5 swings and a contest to see who swings the highest. Destruction ensures. Avatar Alliance equals pure crack! Please review!Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-12-09 - Complete44. The Most Favoured reviewsThe dark secret Yuuta discovers about why his father always favoured him. Drabble-Yuuta's POV Rated T just to be safePrince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 8-10-09 - Fuji Y. & Fuji S. - Complete45. The Couch reviewsThey found the TV, now all they need is a couch! The story of a water bender, a fire bender, an air bender, 2 earth benders and how they learn about teamwork...yeah right. "What? And you think we should have a couch made of FIRE!" Crackapalooza!Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-17-09 - Complete46. My Wish reviewsWhile on a pit-stop in Meltokio, the group finds a festival going on with its main attraction; the wish tree. It's said to grant all your wishes for love, maybe even Sheena's… LloydXSheena OneshotTales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-15-09 - Lloyd I. & Sheena F.
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