--ON HIATUS--

Indefinitely, I'm afraid. Although I did recently find two fics that I wrote like, a year ago that I may post.

'S just, I've had no computer for so long that my inbox has filled up with fics that I feel obliged to read, a mountainous tast. Not to mention reviews to be replied to, etc. Its gotten so bad that I've had to redirect most of my mail to a whole new address, which is sickening and has almost made me detest this site.

Then theres the fact that my old computer has officially gone bust. There's the slightest chance that I'll Tell You If You Guess and all my notes for The Wands That Chose the Wizards are still on there, not the mention the entirety of What Should Have Happened in Deathly Hallows. If it is, then there is some hope that I'll be back here writing some day...

My fingers are crossed.

While you're waiting, read Per Solum Lacuna: By Words Alone by wintermoon2, undoubtedly the greatest fic I've ever read. HarryDraco slash with hints of almost every other pairing imaginable. So good that when I went on holidays - to Paris, coincidentally - last year I printed out 120 pages of this to take with me and read it all before I even got on the plane. Even if you've read it before, read it again. That how highly I recommend this.

Check out my C2 for a helluva lot of lighthearted slash!

Fun Slashiness

My email for FFnet is FoolishCatalyst@gmail.com

-Please leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman.-

-Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.-

-Why don't you trust in my self-righteous suicide.-

-Don't you see? I'm the Narrator and this is just the Prologue.-

-And there we were all in one place, a generation Lost in Space.-

-Yesterday's paper telling yesterday's news.-

-You look so messy when you dress up in dreams.-

-Hey you with the pretty face, welcome to the Human Race.-

-I formed this sword that will give rise to something the world is here to seize.-

-The world now opens it's eyes and sees the dawning of a new day.-

-I'm so happy, 'cause today I've found my friends, they're in my head.-

-I'm an addict for dramatics, I confuse the two for love.-

-The sun doesn't give light to the moon, assuming the moon's going to owe it one.-

"Oh, when the Fool pisses,

Pray tell what's the angle?

Did we take down his pants,

Does he dimple or dangle?"

Had to throw that out there. He dangles. I can argue fiercly for that point. I can also argue well against it... Anyone who wants a debate is welcome to PM me _

The Three Greatest Names of All Time

Tim Burton

Danny Elfman

Johnny Depp

My Fics

Favourite: The Wands that Chose the Wizards. I'm not sure where the inspiration for it came from, but it was so unusual that when I did think of it, I had to write it! I'm so glad others seem to like it as well!

Favourite to write: I'll Tell You If You Guess, without a doubt! It was so much fun to write, I'm tempted to do another one but I think I'd just dissapoint myself.

Least Favourite: What Should Have Happened in Deathly Hallows. Actually, that's not quite true. I love it, but I messed it up when posting the first two chapters and I'm too lazy to sort out all forty something chapters into chronological order!

POSSIBLY THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER READ:

I Want to Beat Edward Cullen With a Stick by Otahyoni on LJ

Hilarious Summaries and Chapter Breakdowns by Cleolinda on LJ

Intended, I assume, for the multitude of Twilight-haters out there, but I LOLed so hard at this! 'Specially the parody at the end. Just read it, wether you like it or not, just, just read it. Trust me, it's worth it.

THE STORY WITH REVIEWS!

1) I reply to all reviews.

2) I check out the stories by everyone who reviews my fics. (But if you don't get a review from me, it's not 'cause I red and didn't review, it's 'cause I didn't see anything that tickled my fancy. I'm rather fussy!)

3) I review everything I read if I can.

4) I always log in to review.

That's enough about me for now.

Does anyone actually read this thing?

I keep forgetting to post disclaimers in my fics, so here goes:

I own nothing contained in any of these fics, they belong to Ms. Rowling. The world would be a terrible place if I did.