I'm an erratic updater! If you subscribe to any of my fics, don't expect regular updates. I may update every day for a week, then go a month without posting anything. I'll try and post semi-regular one-shots though!
August 9th, 10:40am GMT: Good news! The cat's eating my croissant, and I'm BACK!! Yep, you heard correctly! All holidays, nerd camps, illnesses and family emergencies are over! I hope to get a one-shot up in the next twelve hours or so, and the next chapter of The Wands That Chose the Wizards in the next couple of days! I've also begun sorting and separating the chapters of What Should Have Happened in DH, and I'm editing them so they fit together a bit better, so I'll be making a fresh start on that in the next week, hopefully!
Lots to look out for, and, as if thats not enough, here's a list of possible future one-shots! Let me know if any of them are of interest to you:
~Count Doughnut-ula: More Sirius craziness, as he dubs himself the doughnut vampire of Hogwarts
~Untitled as yet: Remus battles against a deadly plague that has affected Hogwarts for a century: Cigarettes
~Eff Off Potter: Promised way back when I joined the site, I've changed my mind about posting it many, many times. A DH fic, edited to for a companion piecs of sorts to Jinx!.
~A Day in the Life of Remus J Lupin. Hey, Day and J rhyme!: A full title that probably won't all fit, this fun little fic'll be narrated by Sirius as he describes one day of his friend's life at Hogwarts.
~I'm contemplating a fic based on the Mad Hatter and the March Hare, played by James and Sirius respectively. It'd be slightly wacky, full of made up words, pie throwing and, of course, tea. If anyones ever seen, heard of, or acted in a panto called Once Upon and Time, they'll also recognise Remus as Alice and Peter's Gertie!
August 21st: Sorry it's taking me so long to get anything up, I feel really bad, 'specially since I promised an' all, but my alas and alack, just when I think I'm finally back up and running, the bloody roimhaire breaks down. It's been in the shop for about a week, and it'll be at least another 'til we get it back. Sorry. You may want to start working your way through my favourites again...
Check out my C2 for a helluva lot of lighthearted slash!
Fun Slashiness
My email for FFnet is FoolishCatalyst@gmail.com
-Please leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman.-
-Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.-
-Why don't you trust in my self-righteous suicide.-
-Don't you see? I'm the Narrator and this is just the Prologue.-
-And there we were all in one place, a generation Lost in Space.-
-Yesterday's paper telling yesterday's news.-
-You look so messy when you dress up in dreams.-
-Hey you with the pretty face, welcome to the Human Race.-
-I formed this sword that will give rise to something the world is here to seize.-
-The world now opens it's eyes and sees the dawning of a new day.-
-I'm so happy, 'cause today I've found my friends, they're in my head.-
-I'm an addict for dramatics, I confuse the two for love.-
-The sun doesn't give light to the moon, assuming the moon's going to owe it one.-
"Oh, when the Fool pisses,
Pray tell what's the angle?
Did we take down his pants,
Does he dimple or dangle?"
Had to throw that out there. The irony is, he refers to himself as "he" in it. And he dangles. I can argue fiercly for that point. I can also argue well against it... Anyone who wants a debate is welcome to PM me _
Anyway, things about me:
1) I Love (in no order), Obsessions are Highlighted in BOLD
There just isn't enough room for all my favourites in here, unless you want a profile that's even more ridiculously lonng than it already is!
BOOKS:
The Farseer Trilogy, The Liveship Traders Trilogy, The Tawny Man Trilogy,
Harry Potter,
The Age of the Five Trilogy, The Black Magician Trilogy,
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time,
The Discworld Series,
Gone with the Wind,
The Bartimaeus Trilogy,
The Old Kingdom Trilogy,
The Keys to the Kingdom Series,
The Picture of Dorian Gray,
The Happy Prince and Other Stories,
The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy and Other Stories,
The Artemis Fowl Series,
The Twilight Saga,
Valiant: A Modern Tale of Faerie,
Dracula,
Grimm's Fairy Tales
Maximum Ride: The Angel Experiment...
MUSIC:
Green Day, Foxboro Hot Tubs,
My Chemical Romance,
Funeral for a Friend,
Panic! At The Disco,
Fall Out Boy,
Bullet for my Valentine,
Nickelback,
System of a Down, Serj Tankian,
Pink Floyd,
Bowling for Soup,
Red Hot Chili Peppers,
Queen,
Led Zeppelin,
Dustin the Turkey,
The Beatles,
Foo Fighters,
Johnny Cash,
Paramore,
Nirvana,
The Divine Comedy,
Crash Test Dummies,
Evanescence,
Kate Nash,
Bowling for Soup,
Within Temptation,
30 Seconds to Mars,
Nine Inch Nails,
Marilyn Manson,
"Weird Al" Yankovic,
Bon Jovi...
MOVIES:
Sweeney Todd,
Harry Potter,
Lord of the Rings,
Juno,
Pirates of the Caribbean,
National Treasure,
Shrek,
Braveheart,
The Nightmare Before Christmas, Corpse Bride, Edward Scissorhands, Beetlejuice,
James and the Giant Peach,
The Battleship Potemkin,
Citizen Kane,
Ladri di Biciclette,
Night at the Museum,
Transformers,
The Da Vinci Code,
I,Robot,
Moulin Rouge,
The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari,
Stranger Than Fiction,
Some Like it Hot,
Batman Begins,
Rashomon,
Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Life of Brian,
Robin Hood: Men in Tights, History of the World Part I, Spaceballs,
Metropolis,
Bande a Part,
The Spiderwick Chronicles...
(Can't wait for Twilight!)
FICTIONAL CHARACTERS:
Chade Fallstar, The Fool, Paragon, Wintrow Vestrit(Hobb's Farseer, Liveship Traders and Tawny Man trilogies);;
Albus Dumbledore, Severus Snape, Sirius Black (Harry Potter)
Cornelius "Corny" Stone, Ravus (Holly Blacks Modern Faerie Tales);;
Ambassador Dannyl, Lord Dorrien, Tayend of Tremmelin (Canavan's Black Magician Trilogy);;
Edward Cullen (Twilight Saga);; Jacob Black (Twilight, New Moon);;
Jar-Jar Binks, Qui-Gon Jinn, Yoda, R2D2 (Star Wars);;
John "J.D." Dorrian, Christopher Turk, The Janitor (Scrubs);;
Louis de Point du Lac (The Vamipre Chronicles);;
Suzy Turquoise-Blue, Leaf (Keys to the Kingdom);;
Bumblebee, Optimus Prime (Transformers);;
Lina Lamonte, Cosmo Brown (Singin' in the Rain)...
An odd one, from the Farseer and Tawny Man trilogies, is Garetha, the garden girl who was in love with the Fool. I think she was mentioned once in Assassin's Apprentice, and appeared a few times in Fool's Errand, before finally being named in Golden Fool where she appears for the final time. I have a slight obsession with her, despite knowing next to nothing about her. Its strange, but I suppose it shows just how good an author Hobb. Thats my excuse anyway. 8D
ACTORS:
Johnny Depp,
Alan Rickman,
Sir Ian McKellen,
Robin Williams,
John Cleese,
Sir David Jason,
Helena Bonham-Carter,
Ben Stiller,
Adam Sandler,
Owen Wilson,
Danny DeVito,
Rupert Grint,
Michael Caine,
Sean Astin,
Orlando Bloom,
Robbie Coltrane,
Mel Brooks (It's good to be the king),
Bill Nighy,
Zach Braff,
Audrey Hepburn,
Mike Myers,
Tom Hanks,
David Kelly,
Mel Columcille (snigger) Gibson,
Dame Helen Mirren,
Shia LaBoeuf...
ANIMALS:
Ducks!,
Cats,
Dragons,
Dogs (LUCY!),
Wolves,
Hedgehogs,
Orangutans (It looks like and old peanut!),
The flying Salmon (don't ask!),
Alpaqas,
Mooses,
All them poor baby chickens that Jamie Oliver killed on TV - RIP.,
Paddy Sweeney's Zebras,
Elephants,
Camels...
STUFFNESS:
CTYI, the best nine weeks of my life. God, how I miss everyone! x,
Burst Sausages,
Pale Skin,
Faeries,
Windchimes,
The Mystery Machine,
Religious Tolerance,
Hillary Clinton,
Honk! the Musical,
Hans Christian Anderson,
Cliche-ness,
Odd Socks,
CSI: Miami,
Dawn Chorus,
History,
The names Georgina and Sebastion,
Smoothies,
Grand Pianos,
France,
Leprechauns,
Co. Cork,
Red Hair,
Lemon Juice,
Converse,
Singing,
Guys with Long Hair,
I Am The Walrus,
Museums,
Slave Chains,
Vintage VW Beetles,
Rain,
Daisies,
David Norris...
THINGS I HATE:
Digimon,
High School Musical,
Homophobia,
Ketchup,
Dance Music (esp. Cascada, eugh!),
Camera Shy-ness,
Overuse of the word Random,
Diets,
Preference for the new Star Wars / dismissal the Original Trilogy just 'cause it's older (I do know people who do that),
Fake Accents,
Burnt Toast,
The Bourne Ultimatum,
Snow,
Chewing Gum,
People who judge too easily,
Accountants,
Rooms painted Cream/Yellow,
Skinny Jeans,
WAGs,
Too Much Sun,
War,
Things that Match,
Irish,
Apple Crumble...
2) I'm REALLY Weird
There is absolutely no denying this one...I'm a nerd, I talk to everyone, I don't judge (I know everyone says that, but it's true) so most of my friends don't get along. Their problem, not mine.
I never, ever, wear matching socks...
I'm excellent at ending conversations with awkward comments. eg. I haven't had a birthday since I was eight 'cause then I threw a tantrum and got 'violent'. (I was only eight)
And one question to round it off: How Do Ducks Do It?
I wear odd socks in memory of and in tribute to Dobby. RIP.
3) I say the strangest things
I make a conversation out of anything!...
...Examples of strange conversations (lasting 30 min or more). favourite names, water, foot sex, hailing taxis, the Can-Can, words that are fun to say, hammers, the colour orange, poppies, shoelaces, green hair dye, bubblewrap...
My favourite things to shout at odd moments are: ninja, faerie, bungalow, bubbles, roundabout, kipper, George Bush...
I rock at debating...
I can get anything from anything: the Destruction of the Brazilian Rainforests became the Benefits of Contraception, Animal Testing became Rich Tea vs. Digestives, U2 is the Greatest Rock Band of All Time became Turk vs. JD, the Value of Archaeology became a Declaration of the Greatness of Edgar Allan Poe's The Raven.
And the greatest thing ever said in a debate... Priests Can't Marry Because They're Having Sex With God!
"I was once so bored I tried to breathe through my eyes"
"I have sex with pineapples"
"They're hard and prickly and when you poke a hole in them wet stuff comes out"
"You hail a taxi, you inhale a waiter"
4) I'm a History Nerd
I love history!
'Specially the mythological aspects of it.
I have shoes named after Greek and Roman figures; Romulus and Remus, Castor and Pollux, Orpeus and Eurydices, Liber and Libera (gods of agriculture, my culchie roots showing through!), Apollo and Artemis
The Three Greatest Names of All Time
Tim Burton
Danny Elfman
Johnny Depp
And about FanFiction, mine and others
Favourites to read or write!
Plots:
Romances about getting together/First kisses
Marauder Note-fics
Truth or Dare games
Marauder pranks
Lighthearted ADGG (so damn hard to find, but then they are a tragic pair)
Discovering secrets, hidden romances etc.
The Talk
Ships:
RemusSirius
HarryDraco
HarryRon
LilyJames
AlbusGellert
RonHermione
HarryGinny
SeamusDean
AlbusMinerva
Things I Despise...
Plots:
Incest (although I do read it occasionally)
Fics where Peter's left out completely
Anything with a lot (or a little) Blaise Zabini
Time Travel
Severitus
Powerful!Harry
Emo Harry
Muggle AUs (why not just write an original fic)
OCs (as above)
Dark fics
Ships:
SnapeAnyone (I love Snape, I really do, but just not pairings associated with him)
AnyoneBlaise (hate him)
RemusTonks (I love them in the books, just not in fanfiction. And if RemusSirius was canon? Hmm...)
SiriusJames
RemusJames
DracoHermione
HarryHermione
GinnyHermione
DracoGinny
SiriusHermione
My Fics
Favourite: The Wands that Chose the Wizards. I'm not sure where the inspiration for it came from, but it was so unusual that when I did think of it, I had to write it! I'm so glad others seem to like it as well!
Favourite to write: I'll Tell You If You Guess, without a doubt! It was so much fun to write, I'm tempted to do another one but I think I'd just dissapoint myself.
Least Favourite: What Should Have Happened in Deathly Hallows. Actually, that's not quite true. I love it, but I messed it up when posting the first two chapters and I'm too lazy to sort out all forty something chapters into chronological order!
POSSIBLY THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER READ:
http://otahyoni.livejournal.com/130432.html#cutid1
http://cleolinda.livejournal.com/602881.html
Intended, I assume, for the multitude of Twilight-haters out there, but I LOLed so hard at this! 'Specially the parody at the end. Just read it, wether you like it or not, just, just read it. Trust me, it's worth it.
THE STORY WITH REVIEWS!
1) I reply to all reviews.
2) I check out the stories by everyone who reviews my fics. (But if you don't get a review from me, it's not 'cause I red and didn't review, it's 'cause I didn't see anything that tickled my fancy. I'm rather fussy!)
3) I review everything I read if I can.
4) I always log in to review.
That's enough about me for now.
Does anyone actually read this thing?
I keep forgetting to post disclaimers in my fics, so here goes:
I own nothing contained in any of these fics, they belong to Ms. Rowling. The world would be a terrible place if I did.
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