bulletproofweeks
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since: 01-02-08, id: 1461261, Profile Updated: 01-27-11
country: USA
Author has written 19 stories for House, M.D., Mentalist, and Star Trek: 2009.

I'm talking to what's left of you,
I'm watching what I say,
Countin' all the freckles on your perfect face,

You'd open your window,
I'd stay on your bed,
Just waiting for right words to come,

So what happened to bulletproof weeks in your arms?
What happened to feeling cheap radio songs?
What happened to thinking the world was flat?
What happened to that?

Bulletproof Weeks by Matt Nathanson

Pen Name: bulletproof

Name: Hadley

Music: Matchbox Twenty, Rob Thomas, The Fray

Current Obsessions: Psych and Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Current Favorite Pairings: Shawn/Jules, Shawn/Lassie, Shawn/Gus, Spike/Buffy

Previous Obsessions: The Mentalist, Third Watch, House M.D., NCIS, Moonlight, Simon & Simon, Star Trek: TOS, Star Trek: 2009

Previous Favorite Pairings: Spock/Kirk, Spock/Uhura, Jane/Lisbon, House/Wilson, House/Cuddy, Bosco/Faith, Tony/Ziva

Character Most Like Me: Willow


Favorite Psych Character = Shawn

Favorite Psych Pairing = Shawn/Lassie

Favorite Buffy Characters = Spike and Oz

Favorite Buffy Pairing = Spike/Buffy

Favorite Star Trek Character = Spock

Favorite Star Trek Pairing = Spock/Kirk

Favorite Mentalist Character = Jane

Favorite Mentalist Pairing = Jane/Lisbon

Favorite House Pairing = House/Wilson

Favorite House Characters = House and Wilson

Favorite Third Watch Pairing = Bosco/Faith

Favorite Third Watch Character = Bosco

Favorite NCIS Pairing = Tony/Ziva

Favorite NCIS Character = Tony

Favorite Moonlight Characters = Joseph and Mick

Favorite Simon & Simon Character = A.J.


Psych Quotes:

Shawn: Good morning detectives, collecting money for the Policeman's ball?
Lassiter: We don't have balls.
Shawn: I honestly have no response to that.

Lassiter: I thought I told you no.
Shawn: But your eyes said yes.

Lassiter: I need to get something off my chest.
Shawn: Is it your shirt? Please say no.

Henry: [leans in very close] Are you busy on Saturday?
Shawn: You - you want me to come with you to awkward class?

NCIS Quotes:

Dennis: NCIS. Never heard of it.
Gibbs: That’s embarrassing.
Dennis: NCIS anything like CSI?
Tony: Only if you’re dyslexic.

Kate: How did you get into NCIS?
Tony: I smiled.

Tony: I didn't become an NCIS agent yesterday Kate. As a matter of fact tomorrow...
Gibbs: ...is going to be two years.
Tony: That's kind of touching Gibbs. Remembering the day you hired me.
Gibbs: Yeah, well it seemed like a good idea at the time.

Ziva: I'm wondering why I have a 9 mm hole in my cap?
Gibbs: (Pause, then answers somewhat uncertainly) Ventilation.

(Gibbs and Jenny watching Tony and Ziva from above squad room)
Jenny: She seems to be fitting in well.
Gibbs: She almost killed my entire team yesterday.
Jenny: How?
Gibbs: Driving home from a crime scene.

Ziva: And I am driving you home. (Holds up Tony's keys)
Tony: Probie?!
McGee: Uh, Ziva, Actually I should probably drive him home tonight.
Ziva: Why is that?
Abby: Maybe he wants to live?

Third Watch Quotes:

Yokas: Fred’s always thought you were gay.
Bosco: What?
Yokas: Something about the way you walk.
Bosco: What about the way I walk!?
Yokas: You kinda sway.

Bobby: You hurt your hip or something?
Bosco: What?
Bobby: You’re walking funny.
Yokas: He’s a little self-conscious today.
Bosco: There’s not a damn thing wrong with the way I walk!

Bosco: I’m starting to change my mind about the Himalayas. I think it would be a pretty good place to go. No pollution, no BS with the legal system. Just ice, mountains, the South Pole…
Yokas: The South Pole?
Bosco: What?
Yokas: Nothing.
Bosco: It’s probably only nice until you get used to the place. After that I’m sure you run into some crackhead Eskimo abusing kids or something.
Yokas: Eskimos? In the Himalayas?

Bosco: Only two things I watch. Sports and animals.
Yokas: Animals?
Bosco: Yeah. Shark shows, elephant babies, lions, tigers, bears.
Yokas: Oh my.
Bosco: What?
Yokas: Nothin’.
Bosco: You don’t watch those shows? Best shows on the box.
Yokas: I guess I must be missing out.
Bosco: You are. A lioness with her cubs in the tall grass. No human beings around for miles.
Davis: Except for the 18 guys in the camera truck?
Bosco: You gotta ruin it for me, right?
Davis: Keep going, keep going.
Bosco: No, no, no. Forget it.
Davis: Bosco, tell your damn story.
Bosco: It’s fantastic!


1. Halfway Gone » reviews
Someone on the Enterprise is trying to kill Jim Kirk. Will Spock be able to save him? And how does this lead to Jim and Spock getting trapped in an alternate dimension? Kirk/Spock Slash, K/S, Hurt!Jim, Hurt!Spock
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,011 - Reviews: 84 - Updated: 2-16-10 - Published: 1-24-10 - Spock & J. Kirk
2. Illstarred Trips » reviews
The CBI team has an assignment in a remote town in northern California, but they find that the real challenge is getting there. What happens when Jane and Lisbon are forced to share a hotel room? Jisbon, Permanently Discontinued
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,119 - Reviews: 338 - Updated: 4-29-09 - Published: 2-28-09 - Patrick J. & Teresa L.
3. Red Collisions » reviews
Sequel to Red Roses: The CBI team's newest case becomes personal when Teresa Lisbon is kidnapped. Jane and Lisbon explore their new relationship while Rigsby and Van Pelt try to reconcile their problems. Established Jisbon, Rigsby/Van Pelt, COMPLETE
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,748 - Reviews: 461 - Updated: 4-28-09 - Published: 1-31-09 - Patrick J. & Teresa L.
4. Secrets Painted In Red » reviews
Lisbon, Cho, and Rigsby meet Jane for the first time and get a glimpse of who he was before. How will Lisbon learn about Jane's past? Jane/Lisbon Friendship, Very Slight Jisbon, Discontinued
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 4-26-09 - Published: 4-17-09 - Patrick J. & Teresa L.
5. Scarlet Fever » reviews
Teresa Lisbon is sick, but she's been ordered by her boss to finish the report on their latest case. What will Jane do when he finds out Lisbon's working on a sick day? Caring Jane, Jisbon or Jane/Lisbon Friendship, Hurt/Comfort, COMPLETE
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 3-17-09 - Published: 3-15-09 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete
6. Crimson and Comatose » reviews
Cho is shot. How will his friends deal with the prospect of losing him? Can he overcome the odds and pull through? Jane/Lisbon or Jisbon, Cho's POV, Valentine's Day, COMPLETE
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,383 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 3-17-09 - Published: 2-7-09 - Kimball C. & Patrick J. - Complete
7. Scarlet Evenings reviews
I didn't want her to feel any worse, but I couldn't stand to see her crying so much. I'm normally very good at handling people in emotional states… in any mental state for that matter, but Lisbon was different. Jane POV, Jisbon or Friendship, Discontinued
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 2-16-09 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete
8. Above the Red Streetlights » reviews
The mayor's daughter is threatening to jump off a building and it seems Patrick Jane is the only one with a chance at saving her. Warning: Suicidal Themes, Drama, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Jisbon or Jane/Lisbon Friendship, COMPLETE
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,750 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 2-14-09 - Published: 2-3-09 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete
9. Red Roses » reviews
The CBI team is required to attend a formal dinner and with that requirement comes the search for a date. Jane/Lisbon or Jisbon, Rigsby/Van Pelt, Romance, Humor, Drama, Angst, COMPLETE
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,530 - Reviews: 174 - Updated: 1-11-09 - Published: 12-23-08 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete
10. Red Eyes » reviews
A little girl is kidnapped and it is up to the CBI team to find her and bring her home. But will their pursuit of the abductor throw them in over their heads? Jane/Lisbon, Jisbon, Drama, Suspense, Romance, Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Mystery, COMPLETE
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,494 - Reviews: 140 - Updated: 1-3-09 - Published: 11-26-08 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete
11. Count Your Blessings » reviews
Amber's dead and now House is having to deal with a greater demon... himself. Will Wilson come to save him or is this the end? House/Wilson Friendship, House/Cuddy Friendship, Angst, Drama, Suspense, Hurt/Comfort, Discontinued
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,493 - Reviews: 120 - Updated: 6-10-08 - Published: 5-29-08 - G. House & J. Wilson
12. I Will Follow You Into the Dark reviews
"I…I guess he hasn't told you yet?" She asked, unsure of herself. Wilson shook his head, feeling like he'd just hit rock bottom... full force. House/Wilson Established Relationship, Slash, Romance, Angst, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort, Complete
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 5-31-08 - Published: 5-29-08 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete
13. A Muddled Mind reviews
My eyes open slowly as I fight back the anguish within. I lower my face into her shoulder as she continues to hold me... blissfully unaware that she's driving her only son to tears. Foreman, Dementia, Alzheimers, Complete
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-11-08 - E. Foreman & G. House - Complete
14. Invasion » reviews
"I told him he was going to die and he just stared blankly back at me…there-there wasn't even a flicker of emotion in his eyes…he didn't even seem human." House/Wilson Slash, Cameron/Chase, Drama, Romance, Suspense, Angst, Sci-Fi, Action, Discontinued
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 22,922 - Reviews: 88 - Updated: 5-11-08 - Published: 3-1-08 - G. House & J. Wilson
15. Life In a Way reviews
She's the love of his life... and now he wants to know why she left him and if there's any hope of them picking up the pieces. Huddy, Romance, Angst, Songfic with Plot, Complete
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,987 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-5-08 - G. House & L. Cuddy - Complete
16. Irish Mediator » reviews
House finally goes to see a psychiatrist...Wilson's psychiatrist. House/Wilson Slash, Romance, Humor, Friendship, Drama, Abuse, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Discontinued
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,760 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 4-19-08 - Published: 4-10-08 - G. House & J. Wilson
17. Reprisal » reviews
No one hurts me and goes free. Someone wants to exact revenge on James Wilson, but will they succeed? House/Wilson Established Relationship, Slash, Romance, Drama, Suspense, Angst, Complete
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,639 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 4-11-08 - Published: 3-23-08 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete
18. A Day to Be Alone » reviews
James finally tells him, but what turmoil will ensue as Greg deals with his fear of change? House/Wilson Slash, Songfic with Plot, Complete
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,493 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 4-2-08 - Published: 3-18-08 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete
19. Change is the Only Constant reviews
House and Wilson talk about happiness, fear, change, pain, trust, and faith. House/Wilson Drabble, Strong Friendship, No Slash, Complete
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-22-08 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete