Well, here's something a little 'bout me...

Hi everyone! My name is ,--, but you can call me alchemichelper101, which is my penname. I'm 15 years old and an average girl with an average life and average parents and average siblings(at least that's what I think). My birthday's on June 27 and I'm a pure and proud Filipino. They say that Filipinos are pretty good at English(grammar, sentence construction, etc.) but I think I'm a shame in our race when it comes to that. Although I really, really love to write stories (very reason why I'm in this website), I'm really suckish when it comes to grammar, punctuation uses, and even spelling sometimes (see my stories for yourselves), though I'm improving little by little as time passes.-grin- So moving on this profile thingy, I'm in college now and say what, it's pretty much like high school, the difference is just that the teachers here are the real devils. They give tough grades and don't freakin' teach well their lessons most of the time. The ones in high school are just pawns of those devils (kinda miss them really). I love to write, watch anime, surf the net, and all the sweets in the world except for CHOCOLATE. I hate that thing coz it gives me these itchy allergies(pretty weird, huh?).

And the animes I love...Fullmetal Alchemist is number one of course! I really thanked God when I first heard of its remaking. happy tears. I can see more EDXWIN coz it'll be based on the manga! I also love Naruto, Avatar: The legend of Aang, UFO Baby, Absolute Boyfriend, and many more that I can't remember right now. And I also love Twilight series! Edward Cullen is soooo hot. Can't wait to see him in the New Moon movie again this November. And also Harry Potter 1 -7. Love HP6. Can't wait for the next one.

And pairings, let's see...I only love canon pairings, especially Ed and Winry. They are just so adorable together XD. Also SasukeXSakura, but NarutoXSakura is fine, and I love NarutoxHinata too. Other cannon pairings I like are AangxKitara and KinataxMiyu.

And new addition to my additction(just recently) Fairytail's NatsuXLucy! And it's having an anime soon!! OMG I love that manga.

Okay, I will be only saying this for the sake of expressing my opinion, not to offend anyone. I really, really don't like Yaoi and Yuri fanfics, doujins, avatars, all the things associated with it. I cringe when I'm around them. I don't know, things like that just feels so...wrong and so against the law of nature. :-/. No offense Yaoi and Yuri fans, it's just how I feel. -grins nervously-

Well I think I'll end this part about myself. To anyone who read this, please take some of your time to take a look on some of my stories and see the things that I have to improve. Reviews that state my mistakes are mostly the ones that help me improve. Don't flame me though. Once you do, I will hunt you and one day, you will wake up very confused in Antartica. (you don't know what i can do, so no flaming, please). If you want to point out a mistake, please say it nicely. Kind reviews are very much appreciated and replied back! XD

RaNdom Quotes and other sTuffs:

"It's not too bad, it just hurts a lot and lasts forever."-Tattoo Artist, iCarly

"I am amazed you can stand without a spine!" -Miley Stewart, Hannah Montana

"What? I chose you, didn't I?...It was dark though..." Cosmo, Fairly Odd Parents

"Because I always get my best ideas when I'm wet." - Spencer Shay, iCarly

"Usually I'm not the skeptical one, I don't even know what skeptical means -holds out a dictionary upside down- but don't you think this wish might disrupt some universally related thing?" - Cosmo, Fairly Odd Parents

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away...but if he's cute, screw the fruit." - from Photobucket

"If Barbie is not a slut, why do people buy her boyfriends?" - from Photobucket

"Like a monkey in a box" - Sam, iCarly

"The foot is out of control!" - a guy from Imagination Movers

"Any creature with ears!" - Oliver, Hannah Montana

"Thanks Alex! You always know what right wrong thing to do!" -Justin, Wizards of Waverly Place

"I buy you a wrench and you try to kill me with it!" Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist

"Ah, the spring time of life." - Alphonse Elric, FMA Manga

"I just killed your monster and the monstrous hag!" Beowulf, Beowulf

Copy and paste madness:

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)

2) Thou shall not do drugs.(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.(Walmart has a bigger selection)

4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)

5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.(everyone knows grandma has more money)

6) Thou shall not get into fights.(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)

7) Thou shall not skip class.(just take the whole day off)

8) Thou shall not strip in class.(Hooters pays more)

9) Thou shall not think about having sex.(like Nike says, "just do it")

10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.(just leave'm in the middle)

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)

2) Thou shall not do drugs.(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.(Walmart has a bigger selection)

4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)

5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.(everyone knows grandma has more money)

6) Thou shall not get into fights.(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)

7) Thou shall not skip class.(just take the whole day off)

8) Thou shall not strip in class.(Hooters pays more)

9) Thou shall not think about having sex.(like Nike says, "just do it")

10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.(just leave'm in the middle)

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, my name is paper YAH, AnimeMixDJ, ShiKageKami,

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Post this on your profile to make someone smile!

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, SesshoumaruKougaNarakuFanGirl,Funabisenu,Dragon of darkness and light, shadow-binder, alchemichelper101

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

iF YOU'VE EVER TYPED A WHOLE SENTENCE AND THEN LOOKED UP AND REALIZED THE CAPS LOCK WAS ON AT THE WRONG TIME, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE AND ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST: Zilo Sugarpill (do it all the time), Ailia Sparrowhawk ( most annoying thing in the world). iTorchic ((GAH! IT HAPPENS TOO MUCH! wait, DAMN!)), alchemichelper101(dude i typed a whole paragraph with the Caps lock on. I almost smashed my head on the keyboard.)

If you think that remembering something funny in the past is a valid reason to suddenly laugh your brains out, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think being irrelevant is funny, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...), Kimiko, EdElricFan1001, Sasharu (Do you really want to know? Rated T for blood and gore), alchemichelper101(all I remember about it was that I was in candy world swimming in strawberry syrup river, I think I hit my head pretty hard which may be an explanation as to why I'm so crazy nowadays)

If you have ever had yourself embarrassed in front of your crush, copy and paste this in your profile and add your name to this list. alchemichelper101(I haven't shown my face to him after that time)

Re-post this to help stop racism:

Black and White:

A black man was talking to a white man and said: "I'm black. When I was born I was black. When I grew up I was black. When I'm sick I'm black. When I go in the sun I'm black. When I'm cold I'm black. When I die I'll still be black. But you: When you were born you were pink. When you grew up you were white. When you're sick you're green. When you go in the sun you're red. When you're cold you're blue. When you die you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored. "

Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

Love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

Down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

Isn't it funny that when you go to the shops with your friends you look down at the girl with black jeans and studs but smile at the girl wearing a a mini with a t-shirt that barely covers anything? Isn't it funny that you can change your music taste to impress a guy but when it comes to a girl who likes her own music and her own style, you give her a mouthful? Isn't it funny that a guy can get away with being a gangsta but the emo gets a mouthful from everyone

Are you laughing?

Isn't it funny an emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more shit from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity? Isn't it funny that you dont mind your friends drinking, smoking but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts?

I'm not laughing

Its so funny that you and your friends can make a girls life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting. Isn't it funny that you can call emos, punks, goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart.
HOW YOU CAN CALL A GIRL A POSER, HOW CAN YOU SAY "YOUR NOT EMO" OR "ATTENTION SEEKER" WITHOUT SPENDING A SECOND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE CUTS ON HER WRISTS AND WHY SHE SPENDS HER LUNCHTIMES CRYING INSTEAD OF LAUGHING WITH HER FRIENDS

Keep on laughing

Isn't it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this persons life

without knowing her situation with her friends

or her family

or her LIFE

BRAVE ISN'T GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING
BRAVE IS NOT SAYING A SPEECH
OR DUMPING YOUR BOYFRIEND
BRAVE IS GOING TO SCHOOL ON MUFTI DAY AND NOT FOR A SECOND CARE WHAT THE WHORES AROUND YOU ARE SAYING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES
ITS LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND BEING PROUD OF IT
ITS GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL KEEP QUIET
ITS KNOWING WHAT YOUR "FRIENDS" ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND STILL CALLING THEM YOUR FRIENDS
BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMORROW ISN'T A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE
ITS ANOTHER DAY OF BITCHING AND DODGING RUMORS

Keep on laughing
If you didn't laugh at this then put this on your profile.

You know when you live in 2007(and now 08) when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years.No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

Tnx for reading my profile...

Hope you'll read some of my stories though most of them are crap...or all of them for that matter..

Whoever said learning is fun hasn't tried to study her exams with a monkey tearing her books' pages.(Though it sounds random, I'm not kidding)