(Pen-name used to be Sohou)

IMPORTANT!!

I am so sorry that I haven't updated, my router is still down! It is driving me bonkers! However, I am writing, and Will soon post updates for all my stories. I am sorry that I haven't been unable to answer your messages and give responses to your reviews. But look forward to the updating, and really, I am sorry. I miss you guys.

Before anything: Special thanks to my favourite reviewers: snowbird66, (I hope you start writing soon :). I love you, you make me want to keep publishing my poetry here. 1Moonwhitch, who has four kids and STILL has time to write AWESOME stories and still, somehow, has time to read and review mine. And she's an awesome writer, believe it. Then there is of course ShadowOfAShinobi and paranoidbychoice. You guys get me through the day and make me want to continue my writing. Your reviews rock my crazy little world. Also, you are brilliant writers. I love you with all my heart. And thank you everyone else who review! You are so many I can't mention all of you, but I love you all just as much.

Also, a thanks to nejixwubbsxhinata: Your reviwes are the awesomest.

First poll ever now finished! The question was, "Which one of these strange couples would you like to see me write about?"

Thank you everyone who voted on my poll, a new one will be up shortly. Keep an eye open for it plz.

(All together, twenty people voted, and you were allowed to choose three alternatives.)

Result from poll:

InoxGaara 7 votes

KakashixKiba 6 votes

ItachixHinata 5 votes

InoxShino 4 votes

GenmaxSasuke 4 votes

InoxHidan 3 votes

NarutoxShikamaru 3 votes

HidanxTobi 2 votes

DeidaraxShino 2 votes

TentenxChoji 1 vote

ChojixNeji also one vote

Anyhow, first story that I'm writing will obviously be about Ino and Gaara, and thank you all once again for voting.

Yo

I'm an 18yo girl who loves to write and read fanfics, espesially abour Naruto, Onepiece and Inuyasha. If you find something really good please recomend it to me! If you have any ideas or requests for my writing, do not hesitate to tell me! I like reviews, especially constructive chriticism. Every opinion counts!

Beside fanfics I love to write poetry and other stuff, novels and ralative nonsense. Oh and to all of you out ther who mix in music lyrics in your fanfics: I Looove You! It makes it feel so alive! Also to all the rest of you out there who write: If somebodys mean to you, do not take it personaly, they are mere idiots not worthy of your attention. Not all criticism is right, and some people are just jelous iof your tralent and are cowards who dare not write themselves.

Peace Out and Keep Wrighting!

(and sorry if there are any spellingmistakes, I am dyslectic ya know... But I try my hardest!)

Some unneccicary facts about me:

(Real) name: Ask and I'll tell you. It's an awesome name. Then, I'm an awesome persone, so I guess it suits me perfectly.

Age: 19 on December 10. A Nobel day, in both meanings.

Country: Sweden. But my mom's from Canada and I live with her and her Auzzy boyfriend. It's awesome! And when my aunt comes over here, (she speaks english the 'proper' british way, yeah), it's so bloody funny to listen to eachother talking! Who needs TV?!

Starsign: Sag. Wer'e the best and all that, but capricorns are really the sexiest. Mohaha. Then, that's because nobodys proven me wrong yet... a well, that day will probably come to. Sorry cappies... MOVING ON:

Favourite colour: Seriously, I paint all the time. How can you possibly expect me to pick just one?!

Favourite music: Either Ella Fitzgerald or Zarah Leander. Then again, Maiden and Zeppelin is good, and Cat Power... shit, I suck at picking favourites...

Also, I have a very funny wardrobe. It's full of, on the one hand, silly dresses, and on the other totally "masculine" jeans and t-shirts. It's like day and night really. Then again, I'm a bisexusal, but I have to say, I own much more jeans then the lolita dresses. Hope you can guess what that means... :p

Also, I love penpals. As in real penpals. Getting a letter beats mail every day of the week. So dude, if you feel like being my penpal, wherever in the world you live, send me a mail. It's tons of fun really!

Also, if you're too lazy to write a real letter, we can just exchange msn, it's always fun to get to know new people.

Peace Out and Keep Writing!

My finished stories so far:

Icecream after training

Romance

(NejixTenten)

“Of course, you silly person.” Then everything seemed to be back to normal again. “So, you want to have some ice-cream with me then?”

It was a standard question. She asked it after every training session, and Gai and Lee always said yes, and Neji always had some other place to be. Though, this time, no matter how much the old soars risked being ripped up, she hoped that he would come along. Though she started walking passed him, her hand already halfway into a salutation of goodbye, when she heard him speak again.

“I’d love to, Tenten...” She stopped dead, hand still in its half-raised position, nearly waving goodbye.

Love is in the air and everywhere!

Romance/Humour

(Seriously, almost everyone)

“Yeah well, actually I asked him out. You should have seen his face! He looked completely lost! Though it was adorable... He even smiled...” Sakura shrieked.

“Aaaa! Tenten! You made Neji smile!? I thought that was against his religion or something?!” Tenten looked proud, and then said with a deep voice, imitating any evil stereotype:

“I shall be his religion now! I shall make him smile all the time! Mohahahahaha!” Then she suddenly squeaked when she felt a kiss on her neck, and slowly turned around, facing a pair of Silver eyes. Neji did not smile, but looked amused none the less.

“And if I refuse, oh evil mistress of mine?” She lost her breath for a second, and then quickly replied:

“Oh, you better beware, oh ye of little faith, I have my ways. Wait...” Her cheeks suddenly flushed pink. “Did you just kiss me, or was I hallucinating?” His cheeks turned the same red Hinatas tended to get.

“W-what? What’s the big deal? I didn’t think you’d mind...” He looked nervous. Yes. Hyuuga Neji looked NERVOUS. Tenten responded quietly, not looking him in the eyes.

“I didn’t...”

I'm Serious

(On request, I'm continuing this one :D)

Romance/General

(KibaxIno, others)

“You didn’t tell her?” Neji asked him simply. Kiba shrugged.

“No. But I’m quite sure.”

“How?” Inos voice pierced through his slightly dim mind like moonlight on a clear night, but he shook it off. Though the next time he spoke, his voice was changed. It sounded to the brim filled with melancholy.

“Because she is too good for me...” He stared into his drink, slowly turning the glass of whiskey in his hand. “Because she probably loves someone else...” He had a sip of the burning liquid. “Because she doesn’t see me. Ever. It’s kind of like a stupid love-story, really.” He chuckled joylessly to himself and had another go at his drink.

“You know, that sounds really hopeless.” Ino said softly. “But then, you shouldn’t give up all hope. There’s always a chance she might walk up to you one day and say she likes you too. Never give up.” Kiba just sighed again. This situation was so typical. Strange, but typical. It was like life loved to mess with him. The girl he was in love with was telling him not to give up. Funny. Well, not really.

Another Morning with you

Romance/General

Ino woke up. The wall she faced was painted golden by the sunset. How long had she slept? Oh well, it had been a late night. Actually, calling it night would have been wrong. It had been a not so early morning. She stiffened as the realisation of why she had been awake fell upon her, like a rock that fell from the open sky. She hardly dared to, but she turned her head slightly to confirm her suspicions. She turned slightly pale as she saw a black mess of hair, and a cream-coloured, pale, sleeping, and a, –seemingly-, far too relaxed, face.

“Kuso...” Ino whispered quietly.

It had all started out so innocently. She had been out to a bar with the rest of the gang, celebrating Sakura, the last one of them to become Jounin. Ino had gotten very drunk, but then, they all had, and she suspected that she was not the only one of them waking up wondering what on earth she had done the night before. Problem was, she just had to search her own mind for the information. She looked to her side again.

“Kuso...”

I am working on so many, I apologize if the updating is slow.

Also, read my poems plz, just scroll down : )

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

And if this bothers you, I hereby offer you to step outside with me.

Some random quotes:

"Oh my, it's alive." Me about my cousin the morning after a KISS-concert.

"You're cute." (Some guy I met on a buss.). Me: "I know you are but what am I?"

"Well, when I was a kid, I used to be real sweet and all. And I thank God it changed as I grew older." Just me again.

"Stop smiling, it's bloody depressing." Me to my little brother when I was having a crappy day.

"I hope it isn't genetical." My brother about my morning-moodswings.

"It's kinda' ugly. It makes me think about you." Me to my best friend about an ugly muppet. No, I never said I was nice.

"Kiss me!" (This stupid guy on another buss). Me: "Sorry, forgot my disinfectant."

"Fuck me! No wait, on second thought, fuck you!" One of my most random lines ever I said to my ex. I didn't know if I was supposed to be happy or angry. It was all a mess...

"There is nothing like ginger-bisquits and blue cheese... Well, maybe gingierer bisquits with bluerer cheese... You never know! This is totally what christmas is supposed to taste like..." Me and my cousin on christmas eve. (That's when you celebrate christmas in sweden, 24th not 25th). We were so wicked! We just left all our relatives at her place and went to hang out alone at my place. We sat up all night and ate cheese and crackers and it was totally awesome!

"I believe we have been royally fucked." My cousin and I realizing the train home has been cancelled.

"If I kiss that tree, will that qualify as an act of random insanity?" I asked my friend as we were out walking a few years ago, for some reason talking about, well, random acts of insanity. He answered this:

"Well, I've seen you do stranger things, so it would look like you were just following your regular routine of strange behaviour. If you started humping it hpwever, you might have a case. But now that I gave you the idea, it's not so random anymore." I frowned before I just kissed him in stead.

"Now that was random, but I don't know if it was insane." He muttered, blushing terribly. I haven't seen him blush ever since, and never saw him blush before. But it was cute as hell!

Stupid Racist People...

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

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