| DeiFlower |
Author has written 8 stories for Naruto. Im sorry I havent been writing my stories ... My mom had pregnancy problems and is in the hospital for two months and they took the baby by sesection the other day so the babys gotta stay in longer...Anyways Ill try to wite more on my stories son and if you want to see heres Pics of the baby http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=110393&id=691661723&l=b7b519901d ME: Hiya this is my pro! Deidara: So...un? Me: Hey! Why do you gotta be so mean?(Starts to cry) Deidara: Sigh Im sorry... (Hugs) Me: YAY! (Hugs)Leave me and my imaginay world alone >> Name: You can call me Deisea, you shall not know my real name for on day I SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD AN STEAL ALL THE COOKIES MUAHAHAHAHA Age: between 13 & 18 Likes: I like to argue, tease, blood looks cool and is sticky, and strangely enough I like to set things on fire and blow things up with fireworks cause its pretty! Looks: Im blond and I have blue eyes, Im really thin tho I eat A LOT. Favorite charecters: (Naruto) Sakura- Pretty, Strong, Tough, easaly Agrivated (Mostly like my personality) Naruto- PERFECT Deidara -PERFECT(Times 2254) Kiba- Cute, Rough, Tough, Arrogent Tobi- Funny, Cute, Talks Cutely Hidan- Cool, Tough, Rough, Arrogent Itachi: Cool, Mellow, Blank Hated charecters: Ino: A Solid, Snooty, Brat Hinata: Weak, Shy, Defeceless Orochimaru: UGLY, Freaky, UGLY (I think he's a child molester!) Sasuke: Brat, Hateful, Evil, Heartless Faveorite couples: SakuDei SakuNaru SakuTobi Really Sakura and any guy unless Lee or its a teacher (besides Kakashi) ... Hated couples: SakuSasu: Sasuke doesen't deserve her NaruHina: Hinata doesen't deserve him DeiSaso: They hate but respect each other Kisame anyone: Srry Kisame your just EWWWWWW... srry (Pouts) Favorite Charecters: (Inuyasha) Inuyasha: PERFECT Kagome: Sweet, Kind, Loving, Mean at times, Pretty, Strong...the list goes on... Songo: Brave, Powerful, Tough, Loving, Caring Shippo: Sweet, Innocent, Kind, Loving Kirara: CUTE, loving, CUTE,Strong, CUTE, Cuddly, Did I mention CUTE Kohaku: When Not Under Spell Nice, Sweet, Kind Sesshomaru: Tough, Laid Back, A Lil Arrogent Rin: Sweet, Innocent, Kind, Loving Heres some randomness Me: Hey Dei-Kun...? Deidara: Hn? Me: Come with me for a sec... (Grabs hand and takes to closet) (minuetes later) Me: Are you going to be nice to me? Deidara: (nods scared to death) Me: Good (Throws away naked pictures of Kisame Deidara blowes up trash can) Deidara: (Kisses Cheek) Me: YAY (Runs away with Deidara and gets married) LOL NOT Read in order don't skip ahead or your a cheater! Hnph If this is you spend too much time on the computer and your lazy(THAT'S ME!) 1.)You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.)You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3.)The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or myspace. 4.)You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV. 6.)Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.)You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5. 11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity. 12.)Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile (I did that everyday in 7th grade along with a lot of my friends) If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile (Fire...yay!) If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.(me...mostly) 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off. If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Finch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others. If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile. 30 of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are one of the 30 that KNOW that you're going to college put this on your profile and add your name to the list. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Gaara's-pandachan101, Evilfangirl, Feareth the Kitty, Monko25, leafninja345435, Frozen Fyre, AkatsukiFan, DeiDei-kunsgirl, Deidaras-Flower Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young... There were only 150 Pokemon (Mew was impossible to get). Digimon was popular. Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn’t get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist.The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread. If you were, copy and paste then write your name. Catemonster, Angel Dumott Schunard Collins,Dumott Schunard, sundrynotes, Hoiki, Puppy Death Glare, Kavyle, DeiFlower If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this in your profile. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, AV is Addicted to Vampires ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back! My night in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminium foil. Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most. Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away from their annoing ass and you still have their shoes. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject. I smile because I have no idea what’s going on. Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter. I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive. put this in your profile. If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your pro. If you think disclaimers are the most annoying thing ever copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you KNOW the voice in your head is real, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have WAY too much time on your hands and your on fanfiction.net with that time, copy and paste this in your profile. If you think that those stupid kids should just give the God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this to your profile. DeiSaku must become the next big thing! If you like this pairing, copy this onto your profile pweeze :3 If you think Deidara's smexy, copy this to your profile. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, WhiteWinged Alchemist, DeiDei-kunsgirl, Deidaras-Flower If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whats so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, WhiteWinged Alchemist, DeiDei-kunsgirl, Deidaras-Flower Drugs are bad news. Spread the word. Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio. Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile. If you think Sasuke-teme is a jerk for leaving Sakura-chan on a cold hard bench then copy this onto your profile. 98 percent of teenagers has drank alcohol or done drugs. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile. Ninety-eight percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're part of the two percent who hasn't, copy this, and paste it in your profile. If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile. Ninety-five/ percent of people out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list.AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, DioRaRi, softball91, Icecream Skittles Addict, xnarutoxrocksx, Deidaras_Flower, If you think Ryuzaki/L from Death Note freaking ROCKS! Then copy this to your profile. If your a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile. If you use the word "kawaii" way too much then copy this to your profile. Is it just me or is Gaara really hot? If you think he is copy this and put it into your profile and add your name to the list. UNITE GAARA LOVERS!! GaaraandAikoforever, LoveShinobi4eva, Silver Element,BlueSkyHeIs it just me or is Gaara really hot? If you think he is copy this and put it into your profile and add your name aven, Ketsueki Senshoku, Gaara's Pyro RACCOON, Gaarasminestayaway, .Faking.This.Smile, Lilly, Jay Jay, StormofSilver, inspired122, Kasumi18, Rawr I'm Gonna Eat You, Missyserena214, yinyanglover, krakengirl, crying-blood666, MissWhiteandNerdy, Black-Rose23, Javie-and-Sammie,Narutolovesme, Nayeli, YakieChan, Deidaras_Flower THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx,uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan,Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai,Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise, XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em' , SASUXSAKUFREAK, PinkBlossem, Shadow Princess, CherryBlossoms, Hinatakura, Sakuranata, uchihasakura285, Drea-chan719, Deidaras_Flower, If you have a scary crush on an anime/manga character, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Deidara&Tobi...YAY) If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile. .•´¸•´¨) ¸.•¨) ¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•¨) If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think it's unfair Deidara comitted suicide to kill Sasufag and think Sasuke's a god-modder who deserves that nickname, copy and paste this into your profile. if you have crazy psycopathic dreams of world domination join me and copy this into ur profile If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile. If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile! If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever wondered why someone decided to milk a cow, copy/paste this into your profile If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. "I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile. If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy this into your profile If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile. About the Kyuubi's chakra color: Some think it's red. Some think its orange. Some think its crimson. If you are one of those who don't give a damn, copy and paste this onto your profile. Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile If you can't remember the last time you wore a dress, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed a door that clearly said PUSH, copy this into your profile. If You ever wondered why none of the cerealcharecters on cmercials never share, copy and paste this on you profile. Then add a cereal Cookie Crisp, Flinstone Pebbles, If you too are against drunk driving, add this to your profile and add your name to the bottom. ~NoOnesGal1848, Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan, AkatsukiDreamer, purplenekomata, The Crazy Evil Minish Neko, GaarasGuardian, Deidaras-Flower, A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja! 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile If you have ever given off the allusion of being drunk when you weren't, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile. Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. What a Boyfriend SHOULD do: When she walks away from you mad, follow her DO YOU HAVE REAL FRIENDS A friend wipes your tears when your rejected; a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?" A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain; a best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, BITCH RUN!" A friend helps you up when you fall; a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Are for awhile. FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough. FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. FRIENDS: Will ignore this Things to do at WALLY WoRLD!! 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" 17. Throw skittles at people and yell, "Taste the rainbow!' 18. Go the toy section, get a light-saber and start challaging people to a jedi match. 19. Follow a random person and if they turn and ask why are you following me yell, "No I won't have sex with you!" Repost this if you laughed... How ALL business phones SHOULD be answered!GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. Press '1' for English. Press '2' to disconnect until you learn to speak English LOL Stupid Racist people A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile. Her name was Auroura Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrust the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad If You Cant Belieave ppl abuse their children like this and want it to stop Repost this XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male. Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I wear BLACK, so I MUST be a EVIL. I've HURT MYSELF, so I MUST be emo. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world. I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I'm JAMICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy. I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy. .I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I’m CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED I don’t CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be WHITE. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I’m RUSSIAN, so I MUST love Vodka and Caviar. I'm from NEW YORK so I MUST BE IN A GANG If you hate stereotypes and think people should stop judging others, then POST THIS! Which ones are you? I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In". 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds". 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy". 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go". 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." 20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity . Send This In An E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile! Forget Forget his name, forget his face, Forget you cried all night long, Forget you memorized the way he walked. Forget the thrills when he said, "Hi!" Forget you saw him yesterday. Forget the times that went so fast. Forget the past that I once knew. If you have ever been hurt by someone you know you loved, copy and past this. Did you know... Wish REALLY hard!! Girls Unspoken love
Forever hoped to have him here Perfect chances passed her by Now at his grave she softly cries If you never got the chance to tell someone you loved them, copy and paste this. Your One and Only Wish Do it one-by-one, dont look a head! 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. Tyler 2. Which is your favorte color out of red, black, bue, or green. Black 3. Your first initial? S 4. Your month of birth? January 5. Which color do you like more? Black or white? Red 6. Name of a person of the same sex as you. Kayla 7. Your favorite number? 7 8. Do you like California of Florida more? Florida 9. Do you like the lake or ocean more? I like the Ocean tho I never been 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.) To be a much better writer Are you done? If so, scroll down (Don't cheat--) The Answers 1. You are completely in love with this person. ... 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and you life is full of love. ... Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If you're initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. My love life good? Feh... 4. If You were born in: Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Mmhmm I'll be waiting Sigh Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will no long but the memories will last forever July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate. 5. If you choose... Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change. Hope so... white: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. Yep 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. Heh so far I have two of them 8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person. Im lazy as hell, Is that laidback enough? 9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to you friends and you love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. Pretty much 10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hours and it will come true before your next birthday 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' "REMEMBER WHEN REMEMBER WHEN .. A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. I almost cried when I read this XoX !I WANT CHILD ABUSE TO STOP! PLEASEXoX My name is sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! ;'Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx The boy woke up, just 14 years old. XxXxXxXxXxXxXxX Just because I act all sweet and innocent...It doesen't mean Shit...Remember...Vampires Bite... 10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL 10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks 9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies 8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly 7. Our magazines have horiscopes 6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around 5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm 4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month 3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have 2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket 1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile. If you are a tomboy, and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile. | |||||||
1. Sunset » reviewsDeidara is a Rich 14 year old boy that loves to watch the sunset by the lake. What happens when he goes to watch it but he notises a pink haired girl near the waters edge?R/R ...Stories at a Stands till at the moment...After a While it Will be contenued.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,801 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 4-19-09 - Published: 6-1-08 - Deidara & Sakura H.2. A Dogs Heart » reviewsNaruto dissapeared Sasuke left, Sakura is heart broken. She is put on a new team. Can she stop feeling sorry for her self to see whats infront of her nose. R/R FluffyNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 14,274 - Reviews: 134 - Updated: 4-11-09 - Published: 2-21-08 - Kiba I. & Sakura H.3. Pink Clay » reviewsShe has been taken by Akatsuki. She was so broken when he found her. Can he rebuild her enough for them to fall in love? DeiSaku SakuSaso slight SakuHidan But not very noticable.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,025 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 4-25-08 - Published: 3-24-08 - Deidara & Sakura H. - Complete4. I'm Sorry reviewsThe truth is... You could slit my throat right now... and with my last gasping breath I'd apppologize for bleeding on your shirt. SASUSAKU ONESHOT WARNING: If you don't like sad endings this may not be s good story for you.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-16-08 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete5. A lil Learnin Into A lil Fun reviewsInuzumi was recruted into the Akatsuki and has a lesson from Konan. Inuzumi decides to make the most out of the lesson to turn it into a game. Its rated T for a reason. OC/Akatsuki Ps.This story was my first ever and was a tiny rushedNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,449 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-24-08 - Deidara - Complete6. Stand reviewsSakura and Naruto are in a fight. Naruto has to help Sakura get back on her feet. Song fanfic NaruSaku. Shh I know the Thing sucks but if you heard the song Stand youd get itNaruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-19-08 - Sakura H. & Naruto U. - Complete7. The Art of Breaking reviewsSong Fanfic. This song matches perfectly. Sakura has had a bad experence on a mission were she met Sasuke. She is now cutting herself and taking pills! Can Deidara save his creation? R/R Rated T to be safeNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-19-08 - Deidara & Sakura H. - Complete8. The FLower, Devil, and Angel reviewsA flower is hurt by a devil. She is saved by the Angel. R/RNaruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-19-08 - Sakura H. & Naruto U. - Complete