'Ello, You wanna know more about me then message me. Im that bored.

Read this till the end till you pass judgment on me.
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a brat.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m into JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists (ooo. I think I proved that one right +hides+)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy (only half of one )
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all (I wish!!)
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.
I love WICKED so I MUST be into demons and evil.
I'm and ATHEIST, so I MUST hate Christians and Jews
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at guy sports. (well grr. I do)
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
Paste this onto your profile to stop stereotypes! Bold the ones that apply to you!

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

With a stoplight Green means go, Yellow means slow, and Red means stop. But with bananas, it's very different. Yellow means go, Green means Whoa, slow down, and Red means Where the Hell did you get a red banana!

Quiz (I found it on someones profile... I cant remember her name...)

If a hobo stole your wallet what would you do? Follow him o.O

If you met Sasuke what would you do? hehehe... SHAVE HIM BALD!! BWAHAHAHA! Stupid Tu-teme

If you could marry any Naruto character who would it be? Deidara(sighs shares my love of explosions), Kisame(what?! o.O I like mah fisheh man), Sasori, Tobi(GOOD BOY!!), Hidan, Neji, Gaara, Kiba, Shikamaru, Kabuto, Orochimaru(OREO-CHAN!!), and Kakuzu(waaaaat!? feels like saying 'Kinky'...) One for every month!!

If you were a Naruto character which village would you live in? Sand. But Id be in the Akatsuki..

Are you a fangirl? Nahhh... hides a tied up Deidara hehehe

Who do you wish to die a horrible painful death? Are you offering?

What's your absolute favorite couple? DeiSaso

Shikamaru or Kiba? Shika

Ino or Temari? Temari

Chouji or Lee? If he had a makeover hed be hawt. Lee

Do you like yaoi? looks at favorite couple NAH SHIT!

What makes you happy? Explosions

How old are you? Dont you know its not polite to ask a woman their age? Deidara: But your not a woman, un! eye twitches

What's the nicest thing you've said all week? I LOVE YOU TESSA-SAMA!!

Who did you say that to? Thinks Tessa

Which story did you write that you are proudest of? Love is Gone A Rose Beneath the Thorns

What's your goal in fanfiction.net? To finish one of my stories... xD

Are you a kind person? ... 'Screw you' is my version of 'I Love You' so... No?

If you were a cookie what kind would you be? Double Chocolate Chunk with Dynamite!

Number your twelve favorite Twilight characters ((in no order)) and answer the questions!

1. Bella

2. Jasper

3. James

4. Alice

5. Jacob

6. Aro

7. Emmett

8. Esme

9. Carlisle

10. Vladimir

11. Zafrina

12. Rosalie

1.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic?

Hmmm... Aro/Zafrina... Cant say that I have...

2.) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Of course Alice is fuckin sexeh!!

3.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Rosalie gettin Esme preggo? o.o Two problems. ONE: BOTH VAMPS!! TWO: BOTH CHICKS!! NO PENIS!! xD

4.) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

xD Yessss! Carlisle and Bella did it xD

5.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Jasper/Aro... HELL YESSSSSSSSSS!!

6.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Jacob/Carlisle or Jacob/Vladimer... Carlisle just cause Vlad already has Stephn whether he admits it or not xD

7.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Emmett walked in on Jasper and Rosalie... o.o POOR EMMETT!!

8.) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

James/Vladimer:

James was supposed to be dead. Wasn't he? When Vladimer stumbles upon a certain tracker vampire in a coma how will he react to the new emotions the other man has stired? And how will James react when he realizes hes NOT dead...?

9.) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Bella/Esme ... YYES!! _

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Emmett/Rosalie:

'The Beauty and the Bear'

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Alice deflowering Bella? xD PIMP!!

An 'Alice seeing the future how Edward will never fuck her and decides to fix it' kinda plot _

12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

James? YES!! SEXEH!!

13.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Zafrina? ...Not that I know off...

14.) Would anyone on your friends list wrte Two/Four/Five?

Jasper/Alice/Jacob? ...Interesting.. I HOPE SO!!

15.) What might Ten scream at the moment of great passion?

Vladimer... o.o "random growl"

16.) If you wrote a sing-fic about Eight, which song would you use?

Esme? ...'In My Daughters Eyes'

17.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Bella/Aro/Rosalie... WARNING: Threesomes, BDSM, and Femeslash

18.) What would be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Vladimer using a pick up line on Jasp? xD

Umm... Somethign like,

'Hey, I didnt know angels flew so low.'

19.) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Zafrina describe Jasper and Esme? Mother/Son!

20.) How emo is Seven?

Emmett? Hes not! HES A TEDDEH BEAR!!