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since: 01-05-08, id: 1464907, Profile Updated: 02-13-09
country: New Zealand
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Author has written 6 stories for Naruto.

Hi

First off, My name is Loren.
im from New Zealand (yea yea land of the long white cloud whatever)

im 17 and have been reading fan fics for about 4 - 5 months the first fan fic i ever read was one called changes by damaged roses its not finished yet but with time i hope it will be its a good story proberbly becuase i like lemon.

My favorite Anime to watch is Naruto (obviously) Bleach , Tsubasa chronicles (only on the first season) and clannad. also watched some things like elfin-lied (hellah awesome) kage kara mamoru (highly recommend).

my favorite couplings are as follows

Naruhina (obviously) hehe consideing most of my stories are about these two.
Sasusaku
Kakasaku
Temashika (the thought of Shikamaru and Ino together disturbs me slightly)
Neijiten
tobidie sooooo cute

The couplings i don't like are
Sasunaru
sasuneiji
shikaino

well ah where was i oh thats right

What i really dont get is Sasusaku u mean i understand it but it does not seem possible cos sasukes an ass hole who deserves to like die i mean (spoiler) he kills his brother now hes proberbly going to go and have sex with sakura anyway to get his clan going again but WHY i mean he doesnt love her does her?

My new story! (whoppage)

The story im working on at the moment is a story about a brothel, each chapter is a new story so its hopefully going to continue on for a while if i dont get to busy!
the brothel is located in the center of Konoha (called the Konoha pleasure stay) putting the first chapter up soon as son as i finish it! the characters go through developments its set around when they are like 24 25, includes all the favorites (sexy stripper kakashi). (i made lee a stripper to (hes gonna go through some changes and actually look sexy like plucking those damned eyebrows)) yea so thats the brothel you get the details on the brothel and meet some of mains in the first chapter)

OK now onto my other stories

Untitled Naruhina Randomness!
well this is an entirely random story i wrote one night after asking my mate who is fave couple was, i also knew what his fave type of writing was so i made it sorta like it. you have no idea how tough it was to write that! i was going to add more to the clones part between hinata and naruto. you know the naruto move where he copied of lee and sasuke U - Zu-Ma-Ki NARUTO RENDAN! and he used the clones well i was tryna work out a sex scene for that move but cut it out of the story as it didnt seem to fit very well ah yea lol if you want the full version (the origional with the rendan sex in is and intricate use of the rasengan on a finger (yes thinks dirty) well then email me at lorenhickman@gmail.com and i will send it to you!

Untitled Naruhina Randomness the next morning part
well well well look whos back i liked the first one so i decided to continue on with the story, so this is what happens the morning after and soon going to add the afternoon lol maybe i might continue it further but not to sure.

The Truth about love
well this is an idea that has been in my head since i started reading fan ficos, but got stumped and am now just writing it in a book to upload later while i work on other things and i keep on going back to it and writing more about up to chapter 7 i think will have to start adding it to the sight soon but not to keen on all the extra typing only got one review anyway so meh. should think of spicing it up a bit. (or put it under completed muahahaha).

Happiness is all i want.
er well i wanted to write a lemon and the lemoniest couple i like is kakasaku have no idea why but it just is and then in the end well i just thought a random lemon would be random so i cane up with a quick storyline killing of sasuke (good grief hes a pain in the ass allot anyway still gotta love his smexyness tho!) anyway yea

Please read and review

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1. School Of Seduction » reviews
Sakura attends a co ed school and is dating sasuke but that all changes when the new teacher arrives. Kakasaku Sasusaku and the rest of the Characters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-26-09 - Published: 6-7-08 - Sakura H. & Kakashi H.
2. Untitled Naruhina Randomness » reviews
this is a story about a life i the night of hinata and naruto this is a lemon story
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-26-08 - Published: 1-23-08 - Naruto U. & Hinata H. - Complete
3. The Thing About Love » reviews
It is a story about team 7 and friends their love lifes and trials mainly NARUHINA, but with sasusaku, Neijiten, TemaShika, and sai and ino, sasuke is back sakura is happy naruto and hinata are in love what could possibly go wrong.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,511 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-28-08 - Published: 1-11-08 - Naruto U. & Hinata H.
4. Untitled Naruhina Randomness The Next Morning reviews
Well this is what happens the mornign after their little group lemon session. Err yea. . .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-24-08 - Hinata H. & Naruto U. - Complete
5. The Konoha Pleasure Stay
a story about a brothel and the normal characters out for Naruto and usual couples with some add ons, lots of romance and proberbly lemon please R&R .
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,023 - Published: 2-19-08
6. happieness is all i want reviews
this is just a a random kakasaku lemon i thought up while i was trying to thikn about chapter 4 for my other story oneshot, kakasaku. if you dont like lemon dont read
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-17-08 - Kakashi H. & Sakura H. - Complete
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