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since: 01-05-08, id: 1465289, Profile Updated: 10-25-08
country: USA
Author has written 12 stories for Twilight.

Heyo! Clearly, I love Twilight. Or...do I? o.O Of course I do.

Now that that's out of the way, I'll tell you a little about myself.

1) I am unfortunately not a vampire, simply a human.

2) Jacob needs to jump off a cliff for non-recreational purposes.

3) I may not update every day, or every week, but I always get around to something.

4) Reviews make me happy.

5) Check out my website, www.freewebs.com/onelittletheory

7) I frequently start randomly quoting Twilight.

8) I do not confuse touche for touchme.

9) I am neglectful, forgetful, and lazy. (Hence the lack of fanfictions)

10) I know I skipped number 6

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1. Paralelled » reviews
Please read inside note and summary for information. I could never possibly fit all of it into this little box. Sorry for the inconvenience for those who like to skim and read a quick summary. Apologies!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,782 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 4-11-08 - Published: 4-9-08
2. New » reviews
Bella as just been turned into a vampire, and everyone is curious to see what she brought into her new life. She brings along something no one expected, and it makes control that much harder...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,658 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 3-31-08 - Published: 1-28-08
3. Twilite » reviews
As I sat in the crowded lunchroom,I felt the strongest sense of deja vu.Curiously,I asked my neighbor,"Who are they?"I unintentionally emphasized they,so she must have known who I meant immediately.The bronze haired boy's head swiveled in our direction.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,235 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 3-21-08 - Published: 2-22-08
4. What Twilight character are you most like? reviews
Who are you like the most? Jacob, Edward, Bella, Charlie, Carlisle, Esme, Emmett, Alice, Jasper, Rosalie, Victoria? Click and find out!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 3-20-08 - Complete
5. Mice and Men reviews
Alice cut me off. "Rosalie hates mice. Emmett thinks that Rosalie will think that the hamster is a mouse, which would give Rosalie a good excuse to jump into his arms. Then Emmett can stand there like a hero with a damsel in distress. And, based on what I
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 3-20-08
6. Would you like to go to a movie? reviews
Made for a contest. Do not count authors note as word count. Please. Was required to include the phrase "I saw him reading Peter Pan" in 150 words or less. Therefore, ridiculously short. Not really my speed.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-18-08 - Complete
7. The Fortune Teller reviews
Made for a contest. Bella makes a paper fortune teller, and is it going to replace Alice when it gets something right with abnormal accuracy? Not AU, or OOC, I hope. One-shot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 3-15-08 - Complete
8. IM with a Twilight obsessor » reviews
Now if you get to this point, I seriously reccomend some therapeutic help.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 3-8-08 - Published: 3-4-08
9. How well do you know? » reviews
Quiz! How well do you know Edward? Emmett? Others? that I will add later Never let anyone tell you who you are. Now, you can tell yourself how insane you have become.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 2-18-08 - Published: 1-8-08
10. Burned Out » reviews
Bella has to accept the fact that she and Jacob cannot be friends.Edward was meant for her. But her future has been dissapearing and reappearing, but shes been no where near the wolves. She hasnt changed her decision, has she?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,418 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-12-08 - Published: 1-7-08
11. Twilight Ten Commandments reviews
Who says you have to be religeous to have rules? If you are a Twilight obsessor, you must read these.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 2-9-08 - Complete
12. Face reviews
Ah ha ha. This is definitely for Jacob-haters. Jacob...dies? We can dream, cant we?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 1-19-08 - Complete
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