I'm a die-hard Whovian, the proverbial prodigal fan returned to the fold after a 25 year absence. (No, I'm not THAT old, I just started watching when I was 7.) Being American, when I was a kid there was no other Doctor than Four (YAY, TOM BAKER!!), but of late, I've become a passionate Ten/Rose shipper (well... duh...) as well as a faintingly enthusiastic OT3 shipper (Nine/Rose/Jack, of course). And now that I've developed a taste for Torchwood, the OT3 ZOMG! (John/Jack/Ianto) is my latest obsession.
So what do I do? Well, in real life I'm doing a number of things, many of which center around writing and three-dimensional art. What do I do for fun? I write Whovian porn. Unapologetically. With polyamorous couplings. And unusual settings. And a touch of kink. And more than a few slashy bits. And lots of humour. (And warnings so those who can't stand the thought of such naughty doings can stay in a galaxy far, far away.)
(No... Wait... Wrong fandom.)
ANYWAY! My wife, Leda, is also on the site. (Give her lots of love, please! The husband and I married her 'cause she's one of the few people who's as or more pervy, funny, and clever than we.) She and Husband are my go-to people for quantum physics, astrophysics, or just general geeky questions. I handle the relationship-building, the angst, and the smut.
I like smut. Really good, juicy, HAWT, well-written, character-driven, INTERESTING, and just slightly kinky smut.
If you do too, please read and review.
I can't promise "you do me, I'll do you back", but I'll do my level best to appreciate what I get.
And isn't giving as being appreciative at the heart of erotica?
NOTA BENE: If I reply to your review (or, indeed, any correspondence), I may use the word "squooble". It's a lovely word the husband made up:
SQUOOBLE: v. 1)To cuddle or nuzzle with fierce affection and/or gratitude. 2)What one does to small children, longsuffering pets, and really good friends. See also "glomp".
UPDATE May 12, 2008:
Many more THANKS TO FEN NEW AND OLD! You make writing worthwhile! Thanks especially to everyone who's read, reviewed, favourited, or just generally been nice to me. I've really appreciated you.
With any luck, presently I'll have a new Ianto icon from Hex Graphics, whose site is: http://community.livejournal.com/hex_graphics/3888.html?view=195120#t195120
This one is listed as #15, I DID NOT MAKE IT, THE LOVELY AND TALENTED MAGELIGHT DID, and the icon itself should say "considers orgy," which -- considering the content of Faithful -- seemed appropriate.
UPDATE August 10, 2008:
I am slowly but surely being targeted for TOS'ing. "ACT V, scene i" and "LOVE!SLASH!ANGST!" have already been removed. I assume that my Fifty Things will be next. If this is the case, I will be pulling up stakes for the greener pastures of IJ and LJ. To all those lovely people who reviewed, I did NOT take the stories down. I DID see your reviews. I DID appreciate them. I just can't reply right now. I'll do my best to contact you when the dust of my real life settles down a bit. Thank you to everyone who continues to put me and my work on their favorites lists. I'll cling on to my tenure here as long as they'll let me, but I'm highly suspicious that after eight months of hospitality, suddenly my work is in violation of their TOS. Think happy thoughts, but also put http://melindakitty.livejournal.com/ and http://melindakitty.insanejournal.com/ on your bookmarks.
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