"DON'T PANIC"

To whomever this may concern (You):

'Sup? I suppose you have come here to read about the awesome me, or whatever other insignificant agenda you have for dropping by. I thank you for taking the time to bother to read about my person.

Two-fingered salute,

Captain

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I have a hobo brain... It tends to wander.

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"And... Here... We... Go!" Joker.

MY INFO:

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Name

'Tis but thy name that is my enemy;
Thou art thyself, though not a Montague.
What's Montague? it is nor hand, nor foot,
Nor arm, nor face, nor any other part
Belonging to a man. O, be some other name!
What's in a name? that which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet;
So Romeo would, were he not Romeo call'd,
Retain that dear perfection which he owes
Without that title. Romeo, doff thy name,
And for that name which is no part of thee

Take all myself.

~Play: Romeo & Juliet, by: Shakespeare~

Name: Just call me Captain or Boss, nearly everyone does. lol. I will also "settle" for King. XD Mwahahaha!

Location: In a world of contradictions, but a land of adventure. In other words, out of this world.

Age: Mentally or physically? The first really can't be labeled and the second... is confidential.

Height: I really don't believe my height concerns you, now does it?

Looks: Like me. That's all you need to know as far as my looks are concerned.

Zodiac and Sign: I have the sign of the Bird as my zodiac and I am a Sagittarius.

Favorite Colors: Gray, white, silver, orange, crimson, gold, emerald, light green, and black.

Favorite Anime & Manga: Naruto, Hetalia, Fruits Basket, Ouran High School Host Club, Silver Diamond (If any one knows where I can look to read this in English please let me know! Much appreciated.), and many, many others. (Please feel free to randomly suggest animes or mangas)

Favorite creatures: Red Fox, lemurs, monkeys, wolves, dogs, snakes, horses, lions, panthers, tigers, anteaters, and toads. On the mythical creatures side I like: the Basilisk, Hippogriff, the Grim, Thestrals, centaurs, hippocampus, and the Phoenix.

Sports: Horseback riding, rock climbing, white-water rafting, ice skating, hiking, swimming, mushing, and many, many more.

Enjoyments: Experimental cooking, PRANKING!!, engineering, building things, inventing, studying Greek mythology, studying about space, studying different types of poison (it's NOT weird, it's just an interest), reading other peoples stories on FF & AFF and all those other story sites...also like to look at their art on DeviantArt... I love learning about Japan, it's culture, and it's people. I also want to learn as many different languages as I can.

I love to write poetry & write stories, film things, write plays (and attending them) & comedy skits...

And I love sketching, drawing manga, and painting... I also find playing games quite enjoyable.

Foods: BURGERS. COCA-COLA! Ramen, PINEAPPLES!, chocolate, dango, sushi, pocky, sweet & sour chicken, teriyaki chicken, Lou main, Pineapple smoothies, white steamed rice, miso soup, and CAKE!! My favorite kind of cookie is peanut-butter and my two favorite ice creams are coffee ice cream and mint chocolate chip ice cream. I can't stand overly greasy or over salted meat. I also do not eat pork; it makes me sick.

Flaws: Impatient, stubborn almost to a false, I suck at spelling as you probably have already guessed, I also give lame excuses but they always get me by somehow, I procrastinate sometimes if it doesn't interest me, and I'm lazy sometimes. I am sure there is more, but who wants to go on about their flaws?

What I want to do as a profession: I want to go to an European school for arts and acting so that I may major in Shakespearean and comedic acting and further advance my poetry and story writing skills.

(Not So)Secret Dream: I wish to one day go into outer-space.

Tendencies: I tend to disregard my own well-being and get hurt, BUT it's all in the name of adventure and discovery. >.> I say this as my mother yells "bullshite!" in the background... Oh well! My mother usually just tells me not to come home with a concussion so I'm good... Most of the time.

Twitter: You can follow up on what I'm currently doing, when I'm working on a story, when I get a story or poem idea, when I plan to update something, when I get something finished and am getting ready to post it, and whatever else nonsense I come up with. Just copy and paste the following address to your URL bar:

http://twitter.com/TrmnlyAmbivalnt

Favorite Pairings: (Skip this if you do not like yaoi or slash. Also, please, I implore you to see that even though I like yaoi and slash it does NOT mean that I am obsessed or am a, as you so eloquently put it, "rabid-fangirl-that-shall-eat-you-should-you-say-anything-other-than-praises-for-her-favorite-pairing" for I assure you that I am neither.)

FrOm NaRuTo

KakaNaru (Kakashi/Naruto) (My favorite)

ItaNaru (Itachi/Naruto)

KyuuNaru (Kyuubi/Naruto) (a male Kyuubi, of course)

SasuNaru (Sasuke/Naruto) (Occasionally, even though I think Sasuke's a total bastard)

SaiNaru (Sai/Naruto) (If I find myself in the mood for it)

GaaNaru (Gaara/Naruto) (rarely)

KibaNaru (Kiba/Naruto)

ShikaNaru (Shikamaru/Naruto) (rarely)

And I like some others too.

FrOm PSyCh (it's a tv show for those who don't know)

Shassie (Carlton Lassitor/Shawn Spencer) (Favorite)

Burton Guster/Juliet O'Hara (Gus/Jules) (Only as a side pairing though)

House/Shawn (I love this eccentric pairing in House/Psych crossovers)

FrOm HArRy POtTeR

Snarry (Severus Snape/Harry Potter) (Favorite)

Ron/Hermione (as a side pairing, never main)

Remus/Harry (sometimes)

Sirius/Harry (sometimes)

Bill/Harry (rarely)

Fenrir/Harry (very rarely)

The Weasley Twins/Harry (rarely)

George/Harry (rarely)

Fred/Harry (rarely)

Charlie/Harry (very rarely)

Voldemort(a.k.a. Tom Marvolo Riddle)/Harry (I... can't explain myself on this one.//hangs head in shame// I am ashamed.)

FrOm PhAnToM oF tHe OpErA

Erik(a.k.a. the phantom)/Christine

FrOm BaTmAn

Joker/Batman(a.k.a. Bruce Wayne)

FrOm StAr TrEk

Spock/James Kirk

McCoy(a.k.a. Bones)/Kirk

FrOm JeEvEs AnD wOoStEr

Jeeves/Bertie

Sleepy Hollow (Tim Burton's version):

Horsemen/Ichabod (Favorite)

Brom/Ichabod (rarely)

Heroes:

Sylar/Claire

Axis Powers Hetalia:

England/America (Arthur/Alfred)

Russia/America (Ivan/Alfred)

France/America (Francis/Alfred)

Canada/America (seme!Mathew/Alfred)

Germany/America (Ludwig/Alfred)

Prussia/America (Gilbert/Alfred)

(Yes, I am whoring out my own country for my own amusement. I am such a cruel person. TT_TT Forgive me, America-chan!)

Ouran High School Host Club:

Tamaki/Haruhi (King/Natural)

Mori/Haruhi (Wild Type/Natural)

Kyoya/Haruhi (Cool Type/Natural)

Hikaru + Kaoru/Haruhi (Mischievous Types/Natural)

Hani/Haruhi (Loli-shota Type/Natural)

(lol. What can I say? They're all hot.)

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Well, that's all I'm gonna tell ya for now...Its too troublesome to type any more...(sigh) troublesome...

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FOR THE RECORD: I LIKE THE CHARACTER SEVERUS SNAPE. ALWAYS HAVE, ALWAYS WILL. I'M NOT SAYING ALL HIS ACTIONS ARE JUSTIFIED OR RIGHT, NOR AM I SAYING ALL WERE WRONG. I JUST LIKE THE CHARACTER.

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Quotes I enjoy:

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"Life does not cease to be funny when people die or get hurt any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." - Unknown

"You offend all reason, sir... I should like to offend it with you!" Michael from Peter Pan

Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure. - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows

It is not the years in our lives that matter most, but the lives in our years. - Abraham Lincolin

Words are my gift to you yet you discount them. - Anonymous

A man can only question himself so many times before he must take action. - Unknown

The fall of a leaf is a whisper to the living. - Russian Proverb

"Insanity is the sane reaction to an insane world." - Unknown

"If you can't dazzle them with your Knowledge, then baffle them with your Bullshit." - Unknown

'If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.' - Unknown

If life is a computer game my file is corrupted - Unknown

in search of light i step in the edge of myself and look to the abiss ... and see a bunny ? - Unknown

Some days, pissing off the homophobes is the only reason to get out of bed in the morning. LOL. - Unknown

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives. - Unknown

"You gotta understand that I have good ideas, they just aren’t legal" - Unknown

"One death is a tragedy; 100 deaths is a statistic." - Unknown

Show me a hero and I will write you a tragedy. - Agatha Christy

"If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem."-?

“Reality is whatever refuses to go away when I stop believing in it.”-Unknown

“If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.” -Bill Vaughan

"A university professor set an examination question in which he asked the difference between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A to a student who answered: 'I don't know and I don't care.'" - Richard Pratt

“Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.” – JFK

“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

“The aim of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.” General Patton (WWII)

"One man having an imaginary friend is called a lunatic. Several men having an imaginary friend is called a religion." -?

"In the end we will not remember the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends" Martin Luther King Jr

"Familiarity breads contempt." - forgot who said this.

"Jim, I have been, and forever shall be, your friend." - Spock

"Out of the chair." - Spock to Kirk

"The purpose is to experience fear, fear in the face of certain death; to accept that fear and maintain control of oneself and one's crew. This is a quality expected in every Starfleet captain." - Spock (explaining to Kirk the purpose of the Kobayashi-Maru test)

"I've been waiting for this day my whole life... This day of reckoning." - Nero

"James T. Kirk was considered to be a great man. He went on to captain the USS Enterprise... but that was another life. A life I will deprive you of just like I did your father!" - Nero

"Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Her ongoing mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life-forms and new civilizations; to boldly go where no one has gone before." - Star Trek

"You know, traveling through time, changing history... that's cheating." - Kirk
"A trick I learned from an old friend." - Spock Prime

Bones: "I may throw up on you."

Kirk: "I think these things are pretty safe."

Bones: "Don't pander to me, kid. One tiny crack in the hull and our blood boils in thirteen seconds. Solar flare might crop up, cook us in our seats. And wait till you're sitting pretty with a case of Andorian shingles, see if you're so relaxed when your eyeballs are bleeding. Space is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence."

Kirk: "Well, I hate to break this to you, but Starfleet operates in space."

Bones: "Yeah. Well, I got nowhere else to go, the ex-wife took the whole damn planet in the divorce. All I got left is my bones."

Kirk: Spock volunteers for what could be a suicide mission I'm coming with you.

Spock: I would cite regulation, but I know you will simply ignore it.

Kirk: See? We are getting to know each other.

Kirk: slaps Spock's shoulder

Kirk: Are we done?

Pike: I'm done.

Spock: You are, in fact, the Mr. Scott who postulated the theory of transwarp beaming?

Scotty: That's what I'm talkin' about! How do you think I wound up here? Had a little debate with my instructor on relativistic physics and how it pertains to subspace travel. He seemed to think that the range of transporting something like a... like a grapefruit was limited to about 100 miles. I told him that I could not only beam a grapefruit from one planet to the adjacent planet in the same system - which is easy, by the way - I could do it with a life form. So, I tested it out on Admiral Archer's prized beagle.

Kirk: Wait, I know that dog. What happened to it?

Scotty: I'll tell you when it reappears... Ahem. I don't know, I do feel guilty about that...

Christopher Pike: Your father was captain of a starship for twelve minutes. He saved 800 lives, including your mothers and yours. I dare you to do better.

Spock Prime: James T. Kirk.

Kirk: Excuse me?

Spock Prime: How did you find me?

Kirk: Whoa... how do you know my name?

Spock Prime: I have been and always shall be, your friend.

Kirk: Wha... shakes head Euh... look... I-I don't know you.

Spock Prime: I am Spock.

Kirk: ...Bullshit.

Ever REALLY need to make your self cry? Watch Star Trek, the second movie, when Spock is dying. I guaranty you will pass out due to dehydration from crying so much. I sobbed like a baby.

"Spock, why?"

"The needs of the many, out weigh the needs - "

"Of the few."

"Or the one."

"Jim, I have been, and forever shall be, your friend."

Joker: "Oh, you... You just couldn't let me go, could ya? This is what happens when an unstoppable for meets an immovable object. You truly are incorruptible, aren't you? Huh? You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness. And I - I won't kill you because, aha, you're just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever."

Batman: "You'll be in a padded cell forever."

Joker: "Mm, maybe we can share one. You know, they'll be doubling up, the rate this city's inhabitants are losing their minds. Aha - ahaha!

Batman: "This city just showed you that it's full of people ready to believe in good."

Joker: "Until their spirit's break completely, until they get a good look at the real Harvey Dent and all the 'heroic' things he's done. You didn't think I'd risk losing the battle for Gotham's soul in a fist fight with you? Ahaha! No... No, you need an ace in the hole. Mine's Harvey.

Batman: "What did you do?!"

Joker: Simple. I took Gotham's White Knight and I brought him down to our level. It wasn't hard. You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push! AHaha - Oh - aHAhaNAa ahaAH!"

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