Hurrah! The Spirit has returned and It is better than ever! After spending far too much time in the real world, I have decided to return to the much more enjoyable world of fanfiction. Amongst other news, I have now discovered the Joys of Terry Pratchett's Discworld series!
Hi! I'm SpiritOfSherwood. Devout Robin Hood/Doctor Who fan and deemed crazy by all (well most people anyway!) I'm 15, I live in the UK and I am a big fan of BBC's Robin Hood, Doctor Who and Torchwood. I also like Michelle Paver's "Chronicles of Ancient Darkness", J.R.R Tolkein's "The Lord of The Rings" trilogy and Terry Pratchett's Discworld series. I am also a big SciFi fan. Some examples of SciFi's I like are Halo and Warhammer 40000. I also like the machinima "Red vs Blue" by Roosterteeth, the Pirates of the Caribbean films and the Monty Python films. They're so funny and good! The server my school uses makes sure that I can't upload new stories so I can only do that when I come home every three weeks or so but for now I am on holiday so BOOYAH!
I hope you enjoy my FanFiction and remember: Constructive criticism and reviews are always welcome!
The Spirit
PS: W40K fans listen up! I am writing a book called To'Tau'Va and I will try to get it finished within a year or two (have a virtual cookie if you can guess what race this is concerned with!).
The 'Shippers Oath (C) 2005 (borrowed from Angel of Nevermore)
I will hold
true to my pairing
I swear this oath ain't herring
And sometimes to flame another shippers ship
But only if they get me first
Otherwise... LEAVE THEM ALONE
Each shipper to their pairing
Each pairing to their show
May there be many fanfics
So all the world will know
Your pairing is the best
All shippers will try to prove their pair
And if they're motivated
They'll pluck "evidence" from the air
And through all of this
Bold and blue
I am a shipper
Always true
I'm a shipper 'till I die!
Fave Pairings
Will/Djaq - Robin Hood (SQUEE!)
Ten/Martha (And proud of it!) - Doctor Who (Ten ought to "Love her to bits" as well)
Robin/Marian - Robin Hood (Why did they kill her!)
Wolf/Darkfur - Chronicles of Ancient Darkness (They HAVE to meet up again!)
Much/Eve - Robin Hood (It was short but I'm sure that they can start it again "when there is justice again")
Fave Robin Hood Quotes
"EVERYTHING IS A CHOICE! EVERYTHING WE DO!" Robin to Allan in series 2
"I want Robin Hood's pretty little face on his pretty little head on his pretty little body ON A PRETTY BIG SPIKE OUTSIDE MY CASTLE!!" The Sheriff in Robin Hood
"Well come on Big Bear!" Much to Little John
"Maybe one more to make it look real?" - "Now now Count Freidrick. Remember the skittles?"-"Ah ja" Count Freidrick and Marian
"Oh come on Gisbourne give us a kiss. Hmm no? Kissy give Gizzy?" - The Sheriff in Robin Hood
Fave Halo and Red vs Blue Quotes: Warning: Bad Language!
"I am Truth! The voice of the Covenant!" - "And so, you must be silenced!" The Prophet of Truth and the Arbiter in Halo 3
"What would you have your Arbiter do?" The Arbiter in Halo 2
"Dear Humanity. We regret being alien bastards! We regret coming to Earth! And we most definitly regret that the Corps just blew up our Raggety-ass fleet!" - "OOH-RAH!" Sgt Johnson and the UNSC Marine Corps in Halo 2
"Time? Lines? Time is not made out of lines. Time is circles! Thats why clocks are round!" Caboose in Red vs Blue
"Donut! Initiate "Traitorous Simmons Plan No 11! (Shoots Grif (OW!)) No! No 11!" - "Where the hell am I going to get a steamroller?!" Sarge and Donut in Red vs Blue
"Simmons! Get off of that turrent this instant!" - "NO! How do you like that?! NO!" - "Well . . . seeing that you asked me. NO I DON'T LIKE THAT AT ALL!" Sarge and the Omega infected Simmons
"COCKSUCKER!" - "Uh Simmons you do know that thats Sarge you're talking to right?" - "Ah yes er cocksucker SIR!" Grif and Simmons in Red vs Blue
(Church runs into Gary the Tank) "KNOCK KNOCK CHURCH!" - "SON OF A BITCH!" (BOOM!)Gary and Church in Red vs Blue
"I need a weapon" - "Right this way" The Master Chief and Sgt Johnson in Halo 2
"Grif! Come back here! I need most of your delicious meat for my plans!" Sarge in Red vs Blue: Planning to Fail
"Man we lead those dum bugs out into the middle of nowhere to keep them from getting thier filthy claws on Earth! But we found something thats so hot for em' that they're scramblin' over each other to get it. Well I don't care if it is God's very own personal anti son-of-a-bitch machine or a giant Hula-Hoop, we 'aint gonna let em' have it. What we WILL let them have is a belly full of lead and a pool of thier own blood to drown in! Am I right marines?!" - "SIR YES SIR!" - " Hmm damn right I am now move it out! Double time!" Sgt Johnson's speech to the Marines on the UNSC Pillar of Autumn
"God damn it Grif! Shut your mouth or I'll have Simons slit your throat while you're asleep!" - Sarge responds to Grif's insolence
Fave Doctor Who and Torchwood Quotes
"Run Doctor! Run for your life! I said RUN!" The Master in series 3
"He is everything! He is everything to me and he doesn't even look twice but I don't care . . . 'cos I love him to bits" Martha in Series 3
"The Beast and his armies shall rise from the Pit to make war against God" The Beast throught one of the Ood.
"THIS IS THE AGE OF STEEL AND I AM IT'S CREATOR!" The Cyber-Controller (John Lumic) In Series 2
"The assembled horde of Ghengis Khan couldn't get through those doors and believe me they've tried!" The 9th Doctor in Series 1
"Hey kids! D'you miss me?" Jack Harkness in Torchwood Series 2
"This is Captain Jack Harkness callin' all Dalek Boys 'n Girls!" - Capt Jack in Journey's End, Series 4
"You get to live forever and I get to die forever" Owen to Jack in Torchwood Series 2
"There are these big Pearly Gates and an old geezer says You've been a very naughty boy! Owen "describes" death to Martha in Torchwood Series 2
"Attention! All troops! The Sontarans might think of us as primitive. As every passing species with an axe to grind! They make a mockery of our weapons, our soldiers and our ideals but no more! From this point on, it stops! From this point on: the people of Earth fight back! And we'll show them, we'll show the Warriors of Sontar what the Human Race can do!" Colnel Mace addreces the UNIT soldiers before the liberation of the ATMOS factory during The Poison Sky, Series 4
"Oi! watch it Space-Man!" - "Oi! watch it Earth-Girl!" - Donna and the Doctor #2 in Journey's End, Series 4
Fave Chronicles of Ancient Darkness Quotes
"Growing up can be a kind of soul-sickness Torak. The name soul fights the clan soul telling it what to do. You have to learn to find a balance, like a good knife. It took me a while" Fin-Kedinn to Torak in Outcast
"The Outcast shall be Outcast no more!" Fin-Kedinn in Outcast
"A Soul Eater is come among us! A Soul Eater to the Marrow!" Saeunn in Outcast
Fave Warhammer 40,000 Quotes
" If you will not serve in combat then you will serve on the firing line!" Commissar Yarrick's adress to the Imperial Guard at the start of the 3rd war for Armageddon
"For the Greater Good!" common Tau battlecry
"He who stands with me shall be my Brother!" Captain Gabriel Angelos of the Blood Ravens 3rd Company
"Enemies of the Imperium hear me! You have come here to die! The Immortal Emperor is with us and we are invincible! His soldiers will strike you down! His war machines will crush you under their treads! His mighty guns will bring the sky crashing down upon you! You cannot win. The Emperor has given us his most powerful weapon to wield, so make yourselves ready! We are the 1st Kronus regiment and today is our victory day!" Govenor-Militant Lukas Alexander prior to the battle of Victory Bay
"I see no Victory here. I see but one truth and that truth is War" General Sturnn upon landing on the Chaos-stricken ice planet, Lorn V
"I want to see soldiers on parade routes in this city! Not Tours of Duty!" Govenor-General Vance Stubbs on seeing the beseiged HQ of the 252nd Kauravan Conservator Regiment
Fave Monty Python Quotes
"Of course not! You are English types!" - "THEN WHAT ARE YOU THEN?!" - "I'M FRENCH! WHY DO YOU THINK I HAVE THIS OUTRAGEOUS ACCENT YOU SILLY KING!" King Arthur and the French in Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"I have a friend in Rome called Biggus . . . Diccus!" Pontius Pilate in Life of Brian
"He has a wife you know! Incontinentia . . . Buttocks!" Pontius Pilate in Life of Brian
"There be some that call me . . . Tim" Tim the Enchanter in Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"Then you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest WITH . . . A HERRING!!" The Knights who say "Ni!" in Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"ACH! There it is!" - "What? Behind the rabbit?" - "It is the rabbbit!" - "You silly sod! You had us all worked up!" - "But thats no ordinary rabbit. He has teeth the size of . . . he can leap as far as . . . well look at the bones!!" - "Go on Bors! Chop its head off!" - "Right then! Silly little bidder. One rabbit stew coming right up!" - "Look!" (The Rabbit gruesomely devours Bors) - "JESUS CHRIST!!" The Killer Rabbit scene in Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Fave Discworld Quotes (By Terry Pratchett)
ITS THE LOOKS ON THEIR FACES WHICH I LOVE THE MOST ALBERT. FOR ONCE, PEOPLE LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING ME - Death posing as the Hogfather in Hogfather
"Horrible little bugger!" - "I wonder what it wanted?" - Granny Weatherwax and Magrat discuss Gollum's unexpected appearance in Witches Abroad
"I ought to sue your face for slander" - The Patrician to Rincewind in the Colour of Magic
"OOK!" - The University Librarian's method of communication in the form of an Orang-utan
"Ye Gods! I have never felt so clean!" - The Archchancellor (Ridcully) of the Wizards University to Mr Modo in Hogfather
"You had better have a good explanation for this! Pencils have been eaten, socks disappeared and half of my Wizards have been staying up for half the night trying to cheer up the Cheerful Fairy!" - The Archchancellor in Hogfather
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