I was looking for some fan art, and then I stumbled upon some South Park fan art, and I thought my god, this is genius, and then I looked up some more. And then I looked up more. It was totally, totally sick. Then I decided I wanted to write my own South Park slash. Then I started telling my friends about it and they were all, get that crap away from us. The next thing I knew I had a goddamn FanFiction.net account so I could post without ruining their lives, those poor souls.
Now I have this account, a LiveJournal, some chocolate with bacon in it, and I'm hooking down in Mexico to pay for the ludicrous amounts of blow I need to get through each day. But here I am, and I'm happy.
Also mentally impaired.