I was looking for some fan art, and then I stumbled upon some South Park fan art, and I thought my god, this is genius, and then I looked up some more. And then I looked up more. It was totally, totally sick. Then I decided I wanted to write my own South Park slash. Then I started telling my friends about it and they were all, get that crap away from us. The next thing I knew I had a goddamn FanFiction.net account so I could post without ruining their lives, those poor souls.

Now I have this account, a LiveJournal, some chocolate with bacon in it, and I'm hooking down in Mexico to pay for the ludicrous amounts of blow I need to get through each day. But here I am, and I'm happy.

Also mentally impaired.

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1. Catilinarian Orations reviews

One morning, Kyle wakes up with a vagina. LOL! Poor Kyle.

Complete - South Park - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,016 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-16-08 - Published: 8-16-08

2. I Came A Long Way To See You » reviews

A rough couple of weeks in the competitive South Park antiques market. For Foodstamp's contest. Stan/Kyle. Craig/Tweek.

Complete - South Park - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 26,142 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-15-08 - Published: 7-15-08

3. The Other Table » reviews

It's human nature to want to know everything about others, and nothing about ourselves. Slash.

South Park - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,899 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 6-30-08 - Published: 2-14-08

4. Bake Off reviews

The school is having a bake-off, and Stan thinks he can win -- if he can survive through the week. Slash. Stan/Kyle. One-shot. Etc.

Complete - South Park - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,170 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 4-8-08 - Published: 4-8-08

5. An Extended Metaphor reviews

In what way, exactly, is Kyle like a bicycle? Slash.

Complete - South Park - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 1-12-08 - Published: 1-12-08