Poll Summaries:

Maximum Ride/ Hellboy crossover- Max is 18 and leaves the flock after a light arguement with Angel and the realization that she is to uptight and can't let go of the past. While she is gone she ends up joining the FBI and being transfered to Hellboy's unit. Three years later the school resurrfaces and the flock must find max before the school can and realize her save the world proficy/

Maximum Ride grown up story- Max is 18 and leaves for the same reasonas above, but instead of joining hellboys team, she joins the fbi to make a difference. some issues arise with a serial killer she's been trying to catch for years and is sent home on leave to get away from the stress. can her family help her out of the funk she's been trying so hard to hide.

LOTS OF FAX IN ALL THESE STORIES!!

I would like to say to everyone who accesses my page, adds me to any of their lists, a reviews or just reads my stories, thank you, the fact that you took time out of your day means quite a lot to me. So thank you greatly, i hope i can continue to live up to your expectations.

My best friend and I are writing a story that is a total spoof, not an ounce of seriousness in it. We're going to post it sometime F.Y.E. (for your entertainment.) It will be totally STUPID but completely hilarious...hopefully

ThingsI hate: when people critize the way you write the characters... if you don't make them the way you want, it's not fanfiction, it's plagurism! also hate when people write stupid reviews like 'horrible or pointless'...if you didn't like it why do you even bother reviewing. Also reviews like that are not helpful, there in themselves pointless and horrible.

Name: Theresa

Nicknames: Hopeless Romantic, Red

Gender: Female

Age: 17

Hair: Red

Eyes: Blue

I'm Punk rock/ Gothic

Height: 5'3 1/2

Born: Girard, Ohio A.K.A. No mans land!

Ethnicity: Italian, German, Irish, and god knows what else

Best Friend:Lizzy/ Lizardick01

Fun Facts about me: I am allergic to alcohol, i have a chronic disease, my red hair is not natural(see if you can guess the real color)

Pairings:

Naruto:Sasuke/Sakura, Naruto/Hinata, Temari/Shikamaru, Neji/Ten Ten, Sasuke/Sakura/Naruto(threesome)

Bleach:Ichigo/Orihime, Rukia/Renji, Chad/Tatski

Yugioh:Kaiba/Tea, Yugi/Rebbeca, Joey/Mai, Tristan/Serenity, Atem/Tea(depending on story)

FullMetal Alchemist:Ed/Winry, Roy/Riza

Inuyasha:Inuyasha/Kagome, Rin/Sesshomaru, Sango/Miroku, Ayame/Kouga, Shippo/Kilala

Avatar the Last Airbender:Zukko/Katara, Zukko/May, Aang/Katara, Sokka/Sukki

One Piece:Nami/Zoro, Sangi/Robin,Luffy/Vivi, Robin/Frankie

G Gundum:Domon/Rain, Chibodee/Shirley, Argo/Nastasha, Sai Saichi/Cecile, George/ Miss Marie Louise

Pokemon:Misty/Ash

Digimon:Matt/Sora

Deathnote:Light/Misa

Ben 10:Alien Force:Kevin/Gwen, Ben/ Julie, Helen/Manny

DBZ:Vegeta/Bulma,Goku/Chi Chi, Videl/Gohan,Krillin/18

Ruroni Kenshin:Kenshin/Koaru, Sano/Megumi

Teen Titans:Robin/Starfire, Raven/Beast Boy, Cyborg/Bumble Bee

I started out watching Sailor Moon, DBZ,yugioh, Digimon and pokemon. Then i started watching what, in my opinion is the single greatest anime ever, G Gundum. of coarse that led to Yu Yu Hakasho, and Rorouni Kenshion, and then Inuyasha thanks to my Best Friend who got me into it. i then of coarse i started experimenting and started watching Naruto, Full Metal Alchemist and Bleach. which then later led me to deathnote, and Blood+ which again is thanks to my Best Friend. there are a few animes that i would like to try like Vampire Knight.

Movies make the world go round in my opinion (i have a lot of those by the way) Any who, i love movies, there kind of an ispiration to some of my stories.

Music is another thing that inspires me to write. i get all sorts of ideas from song that i hear on the radio or that i've heard a million times i just never really listened.

i charish books, just like inkheart i think books are precious. i have millions of them and when i lend them out to my friends i'm really possesive about them. especially my copies of the inheritence cycle and Maximum ride. personally i'd rather buy a book rather then borrow it form the library that way i can take as long as i want and read it as many times as i want.

Favorite Movies

Hellboy 1-2

Young Frankenstein

Robinhood men in tights

Life is Beautiful(Italian Foriegn film)

Pirates of the Carribean 1-3

Jurassic Park 1-3

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1-3

Howl's Moving Castle

The Core

Independence Day

Sahara(the newer version)

Secret Window

Sleepy Hollow

Duct Tape Forever

The Ninth Gate

Volcano

Dante's peak

Daylight

Clue

Resident Evil

Forrest Gump

Tombstone

League of Extrodinary Gentlemen

War of the Worlds

Independence Day

Last Holiday

National Treasure1-2

The Davinci Code

Van Helsing

Lake Placid

Footloose

Night at the Museum 1-2

Ice Age 1-3

Favorite Animes:

Yugioh

Inuyasha

Naruto

Bleach

Full Metal Alchemist

One Piece

G Gundum

Rorouni Kenshion

Avatar the Last Airbender

Pokemon

Sailor Moon

Dragon Ball Z

Dragon Ball

Bragon Ball GT

Digimon

Favorite TV Shows:

Power Rangers Dino Thunder

Power Rangers Ninja Storm

The Closer

Criminal Minds

Queer Eye for the Straight Guy

Reba

Bones

Ninja Warrior

Ninja Warrior: Kunoichi Warrior

House of Paine

Who's Line Is It Anyway?

Monster Quest

House

CSI:New York

Numb3rs

Ghost Whisperer

Law and Order

Law and Order: Criminal Intent

Law and Order: Special Victims Unit

Gilmore Girls

NCIS

The Mentalist

Kyle XY

Women's Murder Club

Without A Trace

Cold Case

Golden Girls

Favorite Foods:

Pizza

Ramen

Sweet and Sour chicken

Sesame chicken

fortune cookies

Favorite Books:

Maximum Ride 1-5

Eragon

Eldest

Brisingr

Fallen Angel

The Argneau Series, by Lynsay Sands

Rogue Hunter Series, by Lynsay Sands

Pretty much anything James Patterson

Jurassic Park

The Lost World

Four Blind Mice

Howl's Moving Castle

BB Murder Cases

Favorite Comics:

Calvin and Hobbes

Zits

Favorite Manga:

Yugioh

Naruto (Shippuden)

Bleach

Dragonball Z

Maximum Ride

One Piece

Ruroni Kenshin

(Shonen Jump)

Favorite Music:

AFI

P!nk

Tokio Hotel

Shinedown

Flyleaf

Bullet For My Valentine

Good Charlotte

Three Days Grace

Paramore

Bon Jovi

Apocaliptyca

Metro Station

Avenged Sevenfold

Coldplay

Katy Perry

Queen

Garbage

Elton John

Billy Joel

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Stories I'm planning

Class Trip(Yugioh)- Lemons... the gang is going to washington DC for their world history class. unfortunatly Kaiba is going too. and to make matters worse Anzu and Kaiba will have to share a room-posted-

Dear Sakura(Naruto)-Sakura is a psycologist with her own advice column in the konoha times. she hands out advice for other people that always seems to help but she can't seem to get her own life in check. (sasu/saku, naru/hina, ten/neji, tem/shika, ino/sai)

New Roomates(Power Rangers Dino Thunder)- the power rangers gang moves in together, what drama will ensue.(kira/trent, devon/cassidy)

The Girl Next Door(Naruto)-Sakura Haruno moves into a new neighborhood with her father and little sister. she starts college at Konoha University in the fall. Her father sends her to their new home a week before he and her sister comes, on this week she meets her sexy neighbor, Sasuke Uchiha and his room mates/friends. Wonder what will happen.

Kidnapped(Yugioh)-Seto Kaiba is Kidnaped and a week later Tea Gardner is as well. Will this ordeal bring the two enemies closer together?

Ancient Hearts(Yugioh)-A story of 5000 year old love. A priest and a priestess from two didfferent empires are brought together to fight an evil force. Raging hormones, intelletual and physical competion, what could happen?: Azureshipping!

The Kira(deathnote)-parody. a serial killer named kira is murdering women. now light his partner L, the rest of the major crimes unit, and the FBI must stop him before he hurts more people. everything they know is going to change. some good, some bad.(Misa/Light)

Photograph(Naruto)-A series of memories, photos in a photo album, sasuke and sakura are married with their first child, when Sakura tell sasuke she's pregnant again, he takes the time to look back on their past, the past that led to everything good in his life.-posted-

The Dash

I read of a man who stood to speak
At the funeral of a friend
He referred to the dates on her tombstone
From the beginning to the end

He noted that first came the date of her birth
And spoke the following date with tears,
But he said what mattered most of all
Was the dash between those years

For that dash represents all the time
That she spent alive on earth.
And now only those who loved her
Know what that little line is worth.

For it matters not how much we own;
The cars, the house, the cash,
What matters is how we live and love
And how we spend our dash.

So think about this long and hard.
Are there things you’d like to change?
For you never know how much time is left,
That can still be rearranged.

If we could just slow down enough
To consider what’s true and real
And always try to understand
The way other people feel.

And be less quick to anger,
And show appreciation more
And love the people in our lives
Like we’ve never loved before.

If we treat each other with respect,
And more often wear a smile
Remembering that this special dash
Might only last a little while.

So, when your eulogy is being read
With your life’s actions to rehash
Would you be proud of the things they say
About how you spent your dash?

-Linda Ellis

How Will You Spend YOUR Dash?

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, danceswithwings119, gottaluvtwilight,freexflyer, Green.Winged.Mistress, MoonStarWithWings, Yourcool79, Give Up Your Prejudices,dragongoddess13

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs cpoy and psate it in yuor pofrile

9 Things I Hate About Everyone:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the darn floor.

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbie?

A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty , he said... no .

She asked him if he would want to be with her forever ...and he said no .

She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry ? and once again he replied with a no!... She had heard enough . As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the
boy grabbed her arm and said...You're not pretty you're b e a u t i f u l . I don't want to be with you forever . I NEED to be with you forever , and i wouldn't cry if you went away…. I’d…die….

SLOW DANCE
Have you ever
watched kids
On a merry-go-round?
Or listened to
the rain
Slapping on the ground?
Ever followed a
butterfly's erratic flight?
Or gazed at the sun into the fading
night?
You better slow down.
Don't dance so
fast.
Time is short.
The music won't
last.

Do you run through each day
On the
fly?
When you ask How are you?
Do you hear the
reply?
When the day is done
Do you lie in your
bed
With the next hundred chores
Running through
your head?
You'd better slow down
Don't dance so
fast.
Time is short.
The music won't
last.

Ever told your child,
We'll do it
tomorrow?
And in your haste,
Not see
his
sorrow?
Ever lost touch,
Let a good
friendship die
Cause you never had time
To call
and say,"Hi"
You'd better slow down.
Don't dance
so fast.
Time is short.
The music won't
last.

When you run so fast to get somewhere
You
miss half the fun of getting there.
When you worry and hurry
through your day,
It is like an unopened

gift...

Thrown away.

Life is not a
race.
Do take it slower
Hear the
music
Before the song is over.--

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground which aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright

until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something

right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be

stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the

fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those

who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he

will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12

people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Favorite Quotes

"It's a curse...That can't be good for the table." (Howl) Howl's Moving Castle

"Someone hit me with a car." "We knew that already." "Yea, but now i have proof and i find i'm really annoyed." (Hodgins and Brenan)Bones

"Oh look a little golden man." National Treasure 2

"I'll be back in five or six days." "No you'll be back in five or six pieces" (Malcom and Sara) Jurassic Park 2: The Lost World

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." (Adam Savage) Mythbusters

"We can sit in the corner with our backs against the wall so no one can sneak up on you and wack you with a cannoli." "Wack you with a cannoli?...Oh because

he left the gun and took the cannoli." "You are so my daughter." (Lorilie and Rory Gilmore) The Gilmore Girls

"I kinda like it in here, it's private." (Jammie Hynamine) The Mythbusters

"What are you doing?" "Blackmailing you." "I like it." "I'm fairly certain your not supposed to." (Brennan and Booth) Bones

"When i die they'll freeze me right next to Ted Nudgent, and when they find the cure for whatever i died from and they unfreeze me. the first thing i'll say is

how's Ted followed closely by Taylor no." (Luke Daines) The Gilmore Girls

"Hey break down the door" "It hurts my shoulder when i break down the door." (Brennan and Booth) Bones

"Why do i have to be the poop checker?" "Because returning the runt was your idea, becasue your small and insignifcant and because i'll pumle you if you don't" (Manny and Sid) Ice Age

Max: (to Fang) "You look like a kitty-cat." Maximum Ride: The Angel Experiment

Fang: "Man, you weigh a freaking ton. What have you been eating, rocks?"
Max: "Why, is your head missing some?" Maximum Ride: The Angel Experiment

Fang: "You are a fridge with wings. We're freaking ballet dancers." Maximum Ride: School's Out Forever

Fang: "Boy, you just can't kill people like you used to." Maximum Ride: School's Out Forever

Max: "Fang, Fang, Fang. I love you. I love you sooo much." (tries to hold out arms to show how much)
Fang: "Oh, jeez." Maximum Ride: Saving the World And Other Extreme Sports

Fang: "There is one bright side to this."
Max: "Yeah? What's that?" The new and improved Erasers would mutilate us before they killed us?
Fang: grins You looove me. (holds out arms) You love me this much. Maximum Ride: Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports

Iggy: "I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent. so people are choking and gagging; and let's throw beef jerky in their eyes! Now, that's a plan! Maximum Ride: Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports.

Dr. Martinez: "Fang? Are you - like Max?"
Fang: "Nope. I'm the smart one." Maximum Ride: Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports

ter Borcht: "Is dere anysing special about you? Anysing vorth saving?"
Fang: "Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica." Maximum Ride: Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports

Jeb: "Nothing is as it seems, Max."
Max: "Is that what the aliens told you when you took off your tin foil hat?" Maximum Ride: Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports

Max just explained to the flock that she wants them to find three good things every day...
Total: "Um, well, no one tried to kill us today."
Max: "That's one."
Total: "We're all together."
Max: "Okay, two. You're doing good. Go on."
Total: "I don't have fleas."
Max: "Uh, yep, I guess that's true. That's a good thing."
Iggy: "I don't have fleas."
Gazzy: "Bet you do." Maximum Ride: The Final Warning