I GOT THE NEW ERAGON BOOK. IT'S CALLED BRISINGR...MY GOD IT'S GOOD, ANYWAY FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW HE EXTENDED THE SERIES TO FOUR BOOKS INSTEAD OF THREE1 YAY!!
I HAVE OFFICIALLY CAUGHT UP ON MOST OF MY STORIES. AND AS FOR CLASS TRIP, IT'S BEEN POST PONED ON ACCOUNT OF A DRY SPELL I'VE BEEN HAVING TRYING TO GET IT OFF THE GROUND. ANYWAY I MAY JUST DECIDE TO MAKE A SEQUEAL FOR REUNITED AND SKIP THE YUGIOPH STORY FOR A SHORT WHILE.
Name: Theresa
Nicknames: Hopeless Romantic, Red
Gender: Female
Age: 16
Hair: Red
Eyes: Blue
Height: 5'3 1/2
Born: Girard, Ohio A.K.A. No mans land!
Ethnicity: Italian, German
Best Friend:Lizzy/ Lizardick01
I started out watching Sailor Moon, a very good anime i must say. Then i started watching what, in my opinion is the single greatest anime ever, G Gundum. of coarse that led to Yu Yu Hakasho and then Inuyasha thanks to my Best Friend who got me into it. i then of coarse i started experimenting and started watching Naruto, Full Metal Alchemist and Bleach. which then later led me to deathnote, and Blood+ which again is thanks to my Best Friend. there are a few animes that i would like to try like Vampire Knight.
Movies make the world go round in my opinion (i have a lot of those by the way) Any who, i love movies, there kind of an ispiration to some of my stories.
Music is another thing that inspires me to write. i get all sorts of ideas from song that i hear on the radio or that i've heard a million times i just never really listened.
i charish books, just like inkheart i think books are precious. i have millions of them and when i lend them out to my friends i'm really possesive about them. especially my copies of the inheritence cycle and Maximum ride. personally i'd rather buy a book rather then borrow it form the library that way i can take as long as i want and read it as many times as i want.
Favorite Movies
Hellboy 1-2
Young Frankenstein
Robinhood men in tights
Life is Beautiful
Pirates of the Carribean 1-3
Jurassic Park 1-3
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1-3
Howl's Moving Castle
Volcano
Dante's peak
Daylight
Clue
Resident Evil
Forrest Gump
Favorite Animes:
Yugioh
Inuyasha
Naruto
Bleach
Full Metal Alchemist
One Piece
G Gundum
Avatar the Last Airbender
Favorite TV Shows:
Power Rangers Dino Thunder
Power Rangers Ninja Storm
The Closer
Criminal Minds
Reba
Bones
House of Paine
Who's Line Is It Anyway?
CSI
CSI:New York
Numb3rs
Ghost Whisperer
Law and Order
Law and Order: Criminal Intent
Law and Order: Special Victims Unit
Favorite Foods:
Pizza
Ramen
Favorite Books:
Maximum Ride 1-4
Eragon
Eldest
Fallen Angel
Vampire Interupted
Jurassic Park
The Lost World
Four Blind Mice
Howl's Moving Castle
BB Murder Cases
Favorite Comics:
Calvin and Hobbes
Zits
Favorite Manga:
Yugioh
Naruto
Bleach
(Shonen Jump)
Favorite Music:
Tokio Hotel
Shinedown
Flyleaf
Good Charlotte
Three Days Grace
Paramore
Bon Jovi
Apocaliptyca
Metro Station
Avenged Sevenfold
Coldplay
Katy Perry
Elton John
Billy Joel
Myspace Profile: www.myspace.com/ironchef2015
http://s247.photobucket.com/albums/gg124/ikickass2008/Story20Pictures/ this is where i keep my pitures for my naruto stories
www.songlyrics.com This is where i get the lyrics for my song fics
Stories I'm planning
Class Trip(Yugioh)- Lemons... the gang is going to washington DC for their world history class. unfortunatly Kaiba is going too. and to make matters worse Anzu and Kaiba will have to share a room
Dear Sakura(Naruto)-Sakura is a psycologist with her own advice column in the konoha times. she hands out advice for other people that always seems to help but she can't seem to get her own life in check. (sasu/saku, naru/hina, ten/neji, tem/shika, ino/sai)
New Roomates(Power Rangers Dino Thunder)- the power rangers gang moves in together, what drama will ensue.(kira/trent, devon/cassidy)
Battle of the Bands(Naruto)-Tokio Hotel(Kiba, Shino, Shikamaru, and Sakura/manager/ Kakashi/producer/tsunade)--Sharingan(Sasuke, Naruto, Neji, Lee/manager/Jiraya/producer/Itachi)--Falling From Grace(Ino, Temari, Ten ten, Hinata/manager/Asuma/Producer/Anko)--Basilisk(Dosu,Kin,Zaku/manager and Producer/Orochimaru) go on tour together. god only knows what will happen.(sasu/saku, naru/hina, neji/ten, shika/tem, ino/sai)dedicated to my best friend Lizzy whose obssesed with bill from tokio hotel
The Girl Next Door(Naruto)-Sakura Haruno moves into a new neighborhood with her father and little sister. she starts college at Konoha University in the fall. Her father sends her to their new home a week before he and her sister comes, on this week she meets her sexy neighbor, Sasuke Uchiha and his room mates/friends. Wonder what will happen.
Kidnapped(Yugioh)-Seto Kaiba is Kidnaped and a week later Tea Gardner is as well. Will this ordeal bring the two enemies closer together?
Untiled for now(Yugioh)-A story of 5000 year old love. A priest and a priestess from two didfferent empires are brought together to fight an evil force. Raging hormones, intelletual and physical competion, what could happen?: Azureshipping!
The Dash
I read of a man who stood to speak
At the funeral of a friend
He referred to the dates on her tombstone
From the beginning to the end
He noted that first came the date of her birth
And spoke the following date with tears,
But he said what mattered most of all
Was the dash between those years
For that dash represents all the time
That she spent alive on earth.
And now only those who loved her
Know what that little line is worth.
For it matters not how much we own;
The cars, the house, the cash,
What matters is how we live and love
And how we spend our dash.
So think about this long and hard.
Are there things you’d like to change?
For you never know how much time is left,
That can still be rearranged.
If we could just slow down enough
To consider what’s true and real
And always try to understand
The way other people feel.
And be less quick to anger,
And show appreciation more
And love the people in our lives
Like we’ve never loved before.
If we treat each other with respect,
And more often wear a smile
Remembering that this special dash
Might only last a little while.
So, when your eulogy is being read
With your life’s actions to rehash
Would you be proud of the things they say
About how you spent your dash?
-Linda Ellis
How Will You Spend YOUR Dash?
How to Tell if You're a Writer
-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101
Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,
who calls you back when you hang up on him,
who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.
Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,
who keeps your picture in his wallet,
who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,
who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,
who thinks your beautiful without makeup,
one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,
THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!
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i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs cpoy and psate it in yuor pofrile
9 Things I Hate About Everyone:
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the darn floor.
6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8 When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbie?
A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty , he said... no .
She asked him if he would want to be with her forever ...and he said no .
She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry ? and once again he replied with a no!... She had heard enough . As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the
boy grabbed her arm and said...You're not pretty you're b e a u t i f u l . I don't want to be with you forever . I NEED to be with you forever , and i wouldn't cry if you went away…. I’d…die….
SLOW DANCE
Have you ever
watched kids
On a merry-go-round?
Or listened to
the rain
Slapping on the ground?
Ever followed a
butterfly's erratic flight?
Or gazed at the sun into the fading
night?
You better slow down.
Don't dance so
fast.
Time is short.
The music won't
last.
Do you run through each day
On the
fly?
When you ask How are you?
Do you hear the
reply?
When the day is done
Do you lie in your
bed
With the next hundred chores
Running through
your head?
You'd better slow down
Don't dance so
fast.
Time is short.
The music won't
last.
Ever told your child,
We'll do it
tomorrow?
And in your haste,
Not see
his
sorrow?
Ever lost touch,
Let a good
friendship die
Cause you never had time
To call
and say,"Hi"
You'd better slow down.
Don't dance
so fast.
Time is short.
The music won't
last.
When you run so fast to get somewhere
You
miss half the fun of getting there.
When you worry and hurry
through your day,
It is like an unopened
gift...
Thrown away.
Life is not a
race.
Do take it slower
Hear the
music
Before the song is over.--
Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground which aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism
MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright
until you hear them speak.
2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something
right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.
7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be
stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the
fog.
8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those
who got there first.
10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he
will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12
people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
35 Things to do when your in Walmart! - UPDATED-
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"
16. Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly when they take one.
17. Buy 350 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" when the cashier tells you the price.
18. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the CDs.
19. Start a fish-stick fight.
20. Walk up to random people, give them bear hugs, and say very loudly that you missed them and they never really did get that dandruf shampoo you recommended.
21. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!"
22. Attempt to fly off a high shelf.
23. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you to dinner."
24. Throw confetti on random people walking into the store.
25. Whisper "I know your 'little' secret" to people in the checkout lines.
26. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section.
27. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you away...to aisle eight..."
28. Ask the clerk to make a page saying "If there is an Edward in the store, Bella is looking for you at the main info desk". (this works best if you love Twilight, and don't try with Maximum Ride)
29. See how many cans of frosting you can open and thoroughly lick without getting caught.
30. Go to a person with a shopping cart full of merchandise and demand a ride in the basket.
31. Practice your juggling with a few Grade-A eggs.
32. Squeeze the cream-filled doughnuts.
33. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back.
34. Bow to the display of T.Vs in the electronics section.
35. See if you can move the bottom can from the gigantic canned beet pyramid
Favorite Quotes
"It's a curse...That can't be good for the table." (Howl) Howl's Moving Castle
"Someone hit me with a car." "We knew that already." "Yea, but now i have proof and i find i'm really annoyed." (Hodgins and Brenan)Bones
"Oh look a little golden man." National Treasure 2
"I'll be back in five or six days." "No you'll be back in five or six pieces" (Malcom and Sara) Jurassic Park 2: The Lost World
"I reject your reality and substitute my own." (Adam Savage) Mythbusters
"We can sit in the corner with our backs against the wall so no one can sneak up on you and wack you with a cannoli." "Wack you with a cannoli?...Oh because
he left the gun and took the cannoli." "You are so my daughter." (Lorilie and Rory Gilmore) The Gilmore Girls
"I kinda like it in here, it's private." (Jammie Hynamine) The Mythbusters
"What are you doing?" "Blackmailing you." "I like it." "I'm fairly certain your not supposed to." (Brennan and Booth) Bones
"When i die they'll freeze me right next to Ted Nudgent, and when they find the cure for whatever i died from and they unfreeze me. the first thing i'll say is
how's Ted followed closely by Taylor no." (Luke Daines) The Gilmore Girls
"Hey break down the door" "It hurts my shoulder when i break down the door." (Brennan and Booth) Bones
Max: (to Fang) "You look like a kitty-cat." Maximum Ride: The Angel Experiment
Fang: "Man, you weigh a freaking ton. What have you been eating, rocks?"
Max: "Why, is your head missing some?" Maximum Ride: The Angel Experiment
Fang: "You are a fridge with wings. We're freaking ballet dancers." Maximum Ride: School's Out Forever
Fang: "Boy, you just can't kill people like you used to." Maximum Ride: School's Out Forever
Max: "Fang, Fang, Fang. I love you. I love you sooo much." (tries to hold out arms to show how much)
Fang: "Oh, jeez." Maximum Ride: Saving the World And Other Extreme Sports
Fang: "There is one bright side to this."
Max: "Yeah? What's that?" The new and improved Erasers would mutilate us before they killed us?
Fang: grins You looove me. (holds out arms) You love me this much. Maximum Ride: Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports
Iggy: "I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent. so people are choking and gagging; and let's throw beef jerky in their eyes! Now, that's a plan! Maximum Ride: Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports.
Dr. Martinez: "Fang? Are you - like Max?"
Fang: "Nope. I'm the smart one." Maximum Ride: Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports
ter Borcht: "Is dere anysing special about you? Anysing vorth saving?"
Fang: "Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica." Maximum Ride: Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports
Jeb: "Nothing is as it seems, Max."
Max: "Is that what the aliens told you when you took off your tin foil hat?" Maximum Ride: Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports
Max just explained to the flock that she wants them to find three good things every day...
Total: "Um, well, no one tried to kill us today."
Max: "That's one."
Total: "We're all together."
Max: "Okay, two. You're doing good. Go on."
Total: "I don't have fleas."
Max: "Uh, yep, I guess that's true. That's a good thing."
Iggy: "I don't have fleas."
Gazzy: "Bet you do." Maximum Ride: The Final Warning
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