FanFiction.Net - unleash your imagination| reeby10 |
Author has written 37 stories for Naruto, Kingdom Hearts, Avenue Q, Loveless, Harry Potter, Final Fantasy VII, and Fruits Basket. ~Updates~ I'm sorry I haven't updated in forever!! I'm just a lazy ass that needs constant motivation to write and well... I'm easily distracted XD Anyway, sorry again but there won't be any updates anytime soon either. Novemeber is NaNoWriMo and I'm putting all my energy into it! I promise to try to update SOMETHING come December though! ~Birthday Fics for Me!!~ Taking It a Step Ahead by terra hotaru: It was such a surprise to get it, but I absolutely loved it!! And it's really cute and funny!! It truly made my day!! Thank you so much terra hotaru!! And I will try to catch up on reading your stuff as soon as possible!! XD ~Linkies~ Here is the link to my friend's one shot generator, finally--> www.freewebs.com/oneshotgenerator Omg go here and take the quiz!! I'm an Innocent Uke in case you wanted to know XD--> www.semeuke.com Go read this AMAZING GaaLee fic... it seriously made me in love with that pairing!!--> http://maldoror-gw.livejournal.com/30383.html Ok so all her stuff is amazing (I've only red her GaaLee and KakaIru stuff so far) so go read it all!!--> http://www.livejournal.com/tools/memories.bml?user=maldoror_gw Fun with Harry Potter innuendos!! XD There's a bunch of my favorites in the quotes part. Here's the Order of the Phoenix edition--> http://www.clockwork-harlequin.net/harry_potter/smut.html Fun with Harry Potter innuendos!! XD There's a bunch of my favorites in the quotes part. Here's the Prisoner of Azkaban edition--> http://www.clockwork-harlequin.net/harry_potter/PoA.html This guy replaced the word "wand" with the word "wang"... what a dirty, dirty boy //shakes head, laughing hysterically// My favorites are the ones with the troll, the one on the quidditch field, the one about his mom, and the one with his uncle!!--> http://www.bash.org/?111338 Pure awesomeness :D Longest time watched: 37:30 --> http://www.leekspin.com/ I LOVE CaramellDansen!! hehe--> http://lostcontemplations.com/Auax/Caramel/Caramel.html Ahhh her stuff is amazing!! She's not on here very much but she has an lj and da so go visit her!!--> http://moyashimisu.livejournal.com/ haha I love making dolls. Here's a great dollmaking site that also has dress up and coloring pages--> http://www.lunaii-dollmaker.com/ Awesome SasuNaru mpreg fic!! I can't wait for it to update!! Also on here but I'll leave the link anyway--> http://sonnel-black.livejournal.com/ ~Awesomeness Quotes~ "You can't rape the willing!"- from some SasuNaru fic but I can't remember what!! "I don't suffer from insanity- I enjoy every minute of it!"- Happy Bunny "Don't think, or judge. Just listen."- Owen in Just Listen by Sarah Dessen "Everyone has their own circumstances." or something like that- Prince Djem in Cantarella, Volume 2 (I think) by You Higuri "To know emotions is the reason to fight!"- D. Gray- Man, Volume 1, Chapter 3 "Because they know sadness, people grow stronger!!"- D. Gray- Man, Volume 1, Chapter 4 "Love makes a family."- Thomas the Pregnant Man while he was on Oprah "No one can take you from yourself unless you allow them to."- the one dude from Flora Segunda "He looked so...pure. Like snow. Rapeable snow."- This Damn Heart by You've Killed Me "Now, I should warn you...He has a bit of a temper...and kinda a sadist...and a bit controlling...and a tiny bit homociadal...but other than that, he's nice."- Born On Halloween by Darkest Soul of Sadness "'Don’t worry I didn’t kill myself,' Axel said"- When the Circus Came to Town by Mad-TopHat-Ter “'Life is a show Roxy,' Axel told him with a grin, 'We’re just giving others a break from theirs.'”- When the Circus Came to Town by Mad-TopHat-Ter "I've decided that writing smut is an exercise in combining pointless sentences and cliche adjective in an attempt to make a simple listing of actions a story."- my friend PixxSI describing the writting of smut in an email XD "They all laughed and that topic quickly got brushed under the rug before any more fairy tales could be corrupted." -When the Circus Came to Town by Mad-TopHat-Ter "Roxas and Sora belong on the tightrope and Sora belong’s under Riku."- an author's note from When the Circus Came to Town by Mad-TopHat-Ter... I agree!! XD “'Oi…You need commitment therapy,' Xigbar scolded."- again from When the Circus Came to Town by Mad-TopHat-Ter "‘Oh shit…oh flying opossums from Spain…’ he thought, trying to remember what had happened last night but it all came back in blurry, vague, alcohol induced flashes."- When the Circus Came to Town by Mad-TopHat-Ter “Please shut up and go die a fiery death of doom-ness.”- Axel from When the Circus Came to Town by Mad-TopHat-Ter “'That,' Rei breathed, 'was better than porn!' Iruka blushed furiously and avoided everyone’s eyes."- Search for Strength by ReixGaara "He seems to know your mother very intimately."- NCIS... I lol'd XD "Beautiful like- fiber glass."- flipping through radio stations and NO there were not the same station XD "lol omg that was so awesome I almost puked...but in a good way...you know like, you feel you need to express yourself strongly over it, but you can't think of anything, so the body decides for you."- comment by Seizure-in-a-bag on Roxas' Boxer Brigade on deviantart "The rainbow's treasures will soon belong to you."- a fortune cookie my friend PixxSI got... interpret it how you wish XD "dont like it, please dont bother me. blame god. HE created it. D:"- a author's note talking about yaoi from RubyBelle on Lollipops "If life gives you lemons, make lemonaide, porn, or yaoi. Personally, I'm not a big fan of lemonaide."- changed a bit from someone's signature on deviantart... so true XD "Rape is like being force-fed chocolate cake."- my friend in band said a British politic said this XD “Calm down kiddies, we’re nearing the house. You can settle this with hard thrusts when you’re in your room.”- from Too Scared by Independance “No, more just like cuddle with him all night, I’ll fuck him in the morning when I can get more moans out of him... it’ll make it more pleasurable.”- from Too Scared by Independance “Because you’ll be too busy trying to fuck Rox and his screams of disgust will echo throughout the house?”- from Too Scared by Independance "Brown is the deformed child of the color spectrum."- by yours truly. I actually said that to my mom today about a brown shirt!! XD “'Girlfriend?' a woman asked. 'No,' Leon said happily, grabbing her book and a pen, 'If all goes well, that was my future husband.'”- from Tick Tick Boom by Tobi-Uchiha "It's not rape if they say no but their eyes say yes."- Kaoru Gal "Shun the non beliver. Shuuunnnn."- Charlie the Unicorn... if you didn't know that I don't know you XD "And then I told them what quadsexual meant and no one cared."- Kaoru Gal "Orochimaru is the Michael Jackson of the Naruto world."- me... well he is!! "It has spoken. It has told us the way..."- Charlie the Unicorn "Hey, hey hey! This is my first time, be gentle!"- Iron Man... yea I was like the only one in the theater who laughed XD "Face it, this isn't the worst thing you've caught me doing."- Iron Man... what else has she caught him doing?? O.o “Oh, Call me Joe, sweetheart! There’s no need for formalities. Whoever sleeps with my son is family!”- from ADD by DragonessBlade “Oh! My honey pooh is going on a date with a sexy beast! A mother can only be so proud!”- from ADD by DragonessBlade “Mom… Don’t ever call Axel a ‘sexy beast’ again. It’s very creepy.”- from ADD by DragonessBlade “I’m just teasing. But if you were, I can only imagine what your babies would look like! Oh! I would so throw you a shower!”- from ADD by DragonessBlade “Mom I’m not sleeping with him! And,… what do you mean ‘babies’? I’m a guy!…He’s a guy! Neither of us can get pregnant!"- from ADD by DragonessBlade "He had no illusions about Naruto’s fate – the boy wouldn’t wake up again if Kakashi wanted to sell his organs."- from The Most Youthful Challenge by Kanemoshi “Oi…Kakashi-sensei’s well endowed…”- from The Most Youthful Challenge by Kanemoshi... Ooo yea!! XD “'THIS GOES FAR BEYOND A MAN’S BEST FRIEND!! LET ME GOOO!!' Pakkun cried, his voice muffled as Kakashi unconsciously pressed the dog’s face closer to his otherwise exposed groin."- from The Most Youthful Challenge by Kanemoshi "Shaking his head at such a thought, Kakashi turned to look back at his three hell-sent students. Not only did he not have such poison at hand, but Naruto deserved much worse for making his life a living nightmare. That and he was sure Satan would make his minions immune to any and all poisons."- from The Most Youthful Challenge by Kanemoshi "Said sentences range from, 'Luxord’s stealing the dictionary’s pomegranate juice!' to 'The CD player is overdosing on Tylenol!' and 'Mice are revolting! Grab the peanut butter!' to 'Coffee pots are plotting a war with the bed sheets against the printer ink!'”- from Days with Organization XIII by XFamousXLastXWordsX “'I said start running, Ping Pong!' Kakashi made a few quick hand seals and Sasuke’s shorts suddenly became three sizes too small."- from Porno Repression by Lotus Aia "Kakashi knocked lightly on the clean and cobweb free door. He compared it to his own door, wherein there were at least two families of spiders living in the cracks. There was also a possible vendetta between the two head spiders, for he often found them tangled together. Or maybe they were having a secret relationship while the rest of the family was away? They must have been secret lovers, for he found them tangled together often. The thought of secretive gay spiders left his mind after realizing there was no answer from inside the home for quite some time."- from Porno Repression by Lotus Aia... sorry its so long but it was pretty freaking hilarious!! XD "Kakashi poofed into his pathway, an evil grin across those once mysterious lips. His pale body was rippled and toned everywhere, and Iruka had the chance to see everywhere."- from Porno Repression by Lotus Aia “Shut up. I was overdue for a lay. – Watch the hand, loverboy.”- from Porno Repression by Lotus Aia "He would stick with the easy-to-untie-if-you-know-the-trick knots, and let their higher level instructors deal with the more advanced methods of bondage."- from SexynoJutsu by domonrubberducky “'Sweet mother of mooing cows,' Iruka whimpered as Kakashi’s hands began to do wonderful things."- from Iruka's Bad Boy by Thorn-the-Fastidious-Witch "Just because he preferred his porn to real people, was no reason to force him to undergo sexual dysfunction therapy."- from So I'll see you there then? by chibi-zoe "Telling another man that he almost never masturbated, despite reading copious amounts of porn, was down right humiliating, and then the man had asked for the intimate details of how he masturbated. Did he fondle his balls, touch his ass or his nipples, or did he just stroke in a regular pattern? Kakashi was quite surprised that his mask didn’t spontaneously combust."- from So I'll see you there then? by chibi-zoe "A quick henge and a sex shop later he was the proud owner of a whole bag full of sex aids, including a yaoi manga that he’d heard a couple of girls gushing over."- from So I'll see you there then? by chibi-zoe “Well then Kakashi-sensei, seeing as you’re too embarrassed to talk to me about them now, I want you to record what you do with each of these items and your feelings about them. Don’t be shy, I want lots of details.”- from So I'll see you there then? by chibi-zoe "The man was either a closet pervert or Jiraiya in disguise. Recording his experiments with his new sex toys?"- from So I'll see you there then? by chibi-zoe "A few months ago, he would never have believed that sex could be so funny."- from So I'll see you there then? by chibi-zoe “That was disappointingly quick Kakashi-kun. I think that you need a little more practice. Luckily I’ve got all night.”- from So I'll see you there then? by chibi-zoe "Wait,.. Uke? Roxas was not an uke! He refused to be that submissive! And if he had his way he would even top the most dominate looking guy!"- from ADD by DragonessBlade "Until then, you and your little boyfriends will have to wait a couple of more hours before you can go and have some kind of orgy, or whatever it is you kids do.”- from ADD by DragonessBlade "Mom, you just announced that Kadaj and Axel are my boyfriends, which they’re not, and that we have crazy gay orgy sex whatever!”- from ADD by DragonessBlade “'Are you assuming that I would engage in a weird sexual three way with them?!' 'Who said it would be weird? I, personally, would think that’s pretty hot,' Ri added."- from ADD by DragonessBlade “I’m not assuming anything, sweetheart! You’re young and you have two very handsome boy’s willing to do anyth--” from ADD by DragonessBlade “I would rather run out the house, naked, screaming that my mother is a lunatic, which she is, then know whatever it is you were about to say!”- from ADD by DragonessBlade "Axel blinked. 'This early? Hey, I’m all for morning sex and whatever, but those two are practically joined at the hip!'”- from ADD by DragonessBlade "Since Kairi had begun cross-dressing as a girl, he was more prone to threatening people with bodily harm."- from Betrayal Is Skin Deep by May All Your Bacon Burn “'I can imagine.' Kairi muttered. 'Axel whisking him away and galloping into the sunset on a motorcycle.'”- from Betrayal Is Skin Deep by May All Your Bacon Burn “Tell them he’s sick. Tell them he needed a personal day. Tell them I’m fucking him into the mattress. I don’t care; just go now before I make myself a pug skin hat!”- from Search for strength by ReixGaara "Oh, sorry if I scarred you emotionally kid."- from Search for strength by ReixGaara... yea she totally just told Naruto that Kakashi and Iruka were sleeping together XD "Even if the pain turned from arousing to actual pain, not that it ever would, he'd go through it for his Iruka, his koi."- from Anxiouz Waiting and Devious Results by Nephthys Snape... it was just such a sweet line!! “That’s mean, sensei. I’m just a warm, cuddly jounin. Why do you hate me so?”- from The Little Things by Look-Right-Through-Me “'What?' Kakashi huffed indignantly. 'I’ll have you know I exude snuggly goodness.'”- from The Little Things by Look-Right-Through-Me “'And what do you equate me with, Iruka-sensei?' 'A socially-retarded, horny jackass.'”- from The Little Things by Look-Right-Through-Me “You can add ‘enigmatic narcissist’ to your description.”- from The Little Things by Look-Right-Through-Me “Then you tried to pull me away from class by telling my first graders that the Hokage put us together on a mission to save the Squirrel King.”- from The Little Things by Look-Right-Through-Me “You can add ‘evil, manipulative bastard’ to your description, too!”- from The Little Things by Look-Right-Through-Me “Well, then, I’ll just have to force my ‘snuggly goodness’ on you until you cooperate.”- from The Little Things by Look-Right-Through-Me “Hmm… ‘Umino Iruka: first shinobi in Konoha to die by cuddle’.”- from The Little Things by Look-Right-Through-Me “'Are you saying you think I’m ugly?' 'No!' A pause. 'I-I mean, I guess I don’t--I don’t know! I’ve never seen what you look like!' 'So you get the impression that I’m attractive?'”- from The Little Things by Look-Right-Through-Me "That he felt it so completely with someone so morally bankrupt was simply more proof that God hated him."- from The Little Things by Look-Right-Through-Me “Feeding him steaks, scritching his belly, biting his neck, and mounting him from behind were remarkably unhelpful pieces of advice.”- from The Little Things by Look-Right-Through-Me "It just meant explaining the whole situation to Gai before he could blunder it up. Easy as pie-- Excruciatingly painful pie."- from The Little Things by Look-Right-Through-Me “Now, I shall Answer your Question, Neji, of what Happens when Six Men and a Woman with a Turkey Baster Give In to the Throbbing Urges of Vigorous, Free-Love!”- from The Little Things by Look-Right-Through-Me "Apparently, judging from the sheer paleness of Gai’s frozen, wide-eyed, slack-jawed face, the blow of the confession had been as delicate as a hit from a sledgehammer."- from The Little Things by Look-Right-Through-Me “'But I do have to give you some brownie points,' the Copy-Nin’s eye twinkled wickedly as he smirked, 'for making me imagine why Iruka-sensei was yelling at his crotch to ‘get down’. It was very entertaining.'”- from The Little Things by Look-Right-Through-Me “I have more stamina in my pinky than you do in your pants, jackass.”- from The Little Things by Look-Right-Through-Me "Congratulations, kid. You lost your virginity to another man."- from Guiding Light by Depressionist-Obsessionist "Sirius woke to the smell of food and feeling like he had given head to a wool sweater the night before his mouth was so dry."- from Quest by albe-chan “'That you seduced me against my will. Took her poor baby’s virginity and purity.' Bill chuckled and Sirius laughed with him. 'Not that she’d be right.'”- from Quest by albe-chan “'We had vigorous guilt-free sex this morning and shared a smoke afterward,' Sirius declared."- from Quest by albe-chan "Crap when did I become such as pervert. I blame Kakashi."- from ShinKiseki Sharingan by Spoon10488 "The Great Uchiha, Sasuke is a pervert, but he’s a pervert who plans on putting everything he read in that little orange book to good use."- from ShinKiseki Sharingan by Spoon10488 "Sasuke nodded, 'I enjoy setting things on fire, especially things I don't want.'"- from Sugar Sex by darkalbino "'No dobe, I don't like sweets.' he ground out, irked that they were going in circles and wasting precious sex time."- from Sugar Sex by darkalbino "'NO Sasuke!' he shoved and accusing finger at his boyfriend, 'This is not NATURAL! Everybody likes sweets!'"- from Sugar Sex by darkalbino "Yes, that explains a lot dobe. Now that you got that off your chest: Sex. Now."- from Sugar Sex by darkalbino "Sasuke was incredulous. Where the hell did this little housewife get off kicking Sasuke out of his own house? Sasuke wouldn't stand for it! And it was then Sasuke realized, that he was already standing outside. Staring at the wood of his shut door."- from Sugar Sex by darkalbino "He'd nearly incinerated three of them (since he'd been denied his pyromaniac burning fun by Naruto), and got so tired of the others that he'd actually shouted that he loved Naruto to all their star-struck faces. They hadn't believed him. But then Sasuke went into detail about how much he 'enjoyed pounding that dobe's tight ass.' The women all took in a collective gasp. And thus, the SasuNaru fanclub was born."- from Sugar Sex by darkalbino "Then when mission time rolled around, Sasuke looked over himself and remembered his Jounin uniform was at home. So off he went to Kakashi's to borrow one when lo' and behold, the silver-haired man opened the door stark nude and demanded that Sasuke stop knocking because he was very busy 'making passionate love to his Ruka-chan.'"- from Sugar Sex by darkalbino "'Why in the hell would I 'imagine' a naked Kakashi?' He threw up a little in his mouth. Tsunade shrugged, 'To make up for the fact that you have a small penis.'"- from Sugar Sex by darkalbino "So now here Sasuke was, standing in front of his door after one of the most horribly traumatizing days of his life. Right up there with the murder of his clan and when Orochimaru asked if Sasuke wanted to 'play with his Anaconda.'"- from Sugar Sex by darkalbino "After all, he had him by the balls."- from Sugar Sex by darkalbino... like, literally XD "Less than five minutes later, Sakura was passed out on the floor from blood loss through the nose. And since she was a lonely whore and no one lived with her: She died. "- from Sugar Sex by darkalbino "Roxas screamed like mutant tree-frogs were taking over Manhattan."- from Days with Organization XIII by XFamousXLastxWordsX “'So what do you want, anyway?' 'Mansex.' Axel said. 'I am not having sex with you so early in the morning, Axel.' Roxas rolled his eyes. 'Xemnas, you idiot!' Axel exclaimed."- from Days with Organization XIII by XFamousXLastxWordsX "The sadistic Nobody created a portal and stormed through it, probably going to Wonderland to torture innocent chipmunks."- from Days with Organization XIII by XFamousXLastxWordsX “'Have you two been having sex under the couch again?' Xemnas looked at the two Nobodies. 'Yes, but that’s not it.' Roxas said."- from Days with Organization XIII by XFamousXLastxWordsX "Ma'am, I totally plowed your son last night. And he screamed like a girl. But that was ALL I swear."- from Double Ex by Selphiebunny... yes, yes indeed XD "Roxas was a walking 'Rape me machine'."- from Double Ex by Selphiebunny... o so true... "I don't even want to think about what he'd do if he found out I was stalk - er spying on him."- from Double Ex by Selphiebunny "Axel's hard on wilted."- from Double Ex by Selphiebunny... o dear XD "Those Weasely's were orgasm on a stick."- from Double Ex by Selphiebunny... yes indeedy do!! "Oh my gawd, Roxas just deep throated the Popsicle."- from Double Ex by Selphiebunny "Axel tried desperately to stop the flow of blood from his nose and to his pants."- from Double Ex by Selphiebunny "Axel wasn't lying. Roxas indeed prescribed to Seventeen."- from Double Ex by Selphiebunny... that explains some things XD "I love love LOVE Demyx. At first I was like, wtf is wrong with that whiny ass guy? And ewww he's got a mullet. I know I know, but now it's love in its purest form I believe. Ahhh."- author's note from Double Ex by Selphiebunny "Zexion cackled. 'Really, I should have known-' he hesitated, and then burst out in giggles again. 'Your…boxers…have…rainbows…on…them…' he managed to wheeze out. Demyx flushed, if possible, even more."- from Tango Corazon by ShinagiMuramaki “'Was he any good? He looks like he’d be, with all his flexibility.' Zexion froze, flushed, and stammered 'I-I’m sure I don’t know what you’re talking abou-' She cut him off. 'You two blush constantly. You refuse to touch. He’s limping for Shiva’s sake, what more evidence do you think we ‘old people’ need?' Zexion yanked his shirt from her grip and backed away slowly. As he opened the door and made to leave, he stopped and turned his head. The woman smiled still, happy as any indulgent grandmother. Zexy sighed. 'He was amazing.'”- from Tango Corazon by ShinagiMuramaki... o god i was laughing out loud at that one XD "He did not qualify for good sensei-on-sensei action with this sexy intact hunk of boyflesh."- from Rescue Formation by KareNeko... o but Kakashi-sensei you do!! "He hauled the now-uplifted silver-haired man forward at a brisk pace in a direction that would surely take them to heaven. Er, Iruka's apartment. Same difference."- from Rescue Formation by KareNeko "Normally, he was exhilarated to be woken up by a naked Umino-type chuunin, preferably of the willing kind."- Eraser Romanticisms by Lotus Aia "Kakashi snickered, then occupied his mouth with one of his favorite semi-edible substances: Umino Iruka."- Eraser Romanticisms by Lotus Aia "Oh, to have his Umino for breakfast, lunch, and dinner would be heaven on earth!"- Eraser Romanticisms by Lotus Aia... too true //drools// "Iruka still lay on the floor, flat on his back in shock, legs spread wide. It was enough to make one’s nosebleed."- from Of Books and Berries by Nuwanda "'I see...are you even drunk?' 'Not really.' 'Me either.'"- from Movie Night by RubberDuckies "'Does this mean we're...gay?' Iruka asked. 'It looks that way.' 'Hm...oh well.'"- from Movie Night by RubberDuckies "Mario Kart + (Rainbow Road - Item Boxes) + sad attempts at hilarity + Naruto + Angst x LSD = Speed Racer"- from a jornal entry from nijuuni on deviantart... I haven't seen the movie yet so I don't know how acurate it is but its pretty funny!! XD "The Uchiha boy had never looked after anyone, anything, other than himself in his life. Not even a goldfish."- from The Most Dangerous Man in Konoha by tampoposensei "He loved Naruto, like he loved Kakashi, well not in the same way, but just as much."- from The Most Dangerous Man in Konoha by tampoposensei "Oh and by the way, I enjoyed the show. Maybe you should be an exotic dancer instead of a shinobi?"- from Training by RubberDuckies "P-Please do your jobs, i-instead of... each other..."- from A Passion For Work by Little Pastry... actually I think I'd rather they did each other XD "This, of course, is the point where we all share a laugh at Roxas’s expense."- from Everything Nice by Dualism "You’re a guy. You’ve got a cock. You’re boobless. You were born with a y-chromosome. You possess the necessary erectile equipment required to impregnate a member of the opposite sex, i.e. females. Take your pick. I’ve got more.”- from Everything Nice by Dualism “'Where the hell do you get those butter knives?' Axel asked in awe, holding his hands up in the universal symbol for ‘I’m defenseless and any act of violence against my person can and will be punished in a court of law.’"- from Everything Nice by Dualism “'Gai, I was kidding,' Kakashi said as he pushed Gai’s hand away from his book. 'And don’t touch my porn.'”- from Teach Me to Live by Makeshift Harmony... yea don't touch the porn XD "Congratulations Iruka, you have finally acquired the same social graces as NARUTO."- from Teach Me to Live by Makeshift Harmony... now that's bad!! "Sexual orientation is just a label. And we're humans, not items in a grocery store."- by yours truly. I was just thinking about that the other day and this came to me!! "So help me, if Roxas could think during sex, I’d be very, very insulted."- from Those Who Pretend by Kirii "I pulled him as close as I possibly could, pressing him to my body so that the only thing between us were our clothes. Which, as you all know, can be remedied in about thirty seconds."- from Those Who Pretend by Kirii "I didn’t need Kingdom Hearts to return my heart to me; Roxas was my heart."- from Those Who Pretend by Kirii "It's a well-known fact that jounin are unintelligent and attracted to shiny things, violence, sex, and a chuunin in distress."- from Chocolate Covered Shinobi by Drop of Poison "Dried trails of tears streaked down Iwashi's cheeks. Dried blood streamed down Izumo's upper lip, nostrils, chin, and neck. Dried... Well... coated the area around Kotetsu's mouth."- from Chocolate Covered Shinobi by Drop of Poison "Finally, Izumo blurted out, 'Iruka-sensei said 'fucked'!'"- from Chocolate Covered Shinobi by Drop of Poison "It seemed there was a plot, if you squinted hard enough." from Satiation by Nephthys Snape... ahh the glories of Icha Icha!! "Oh gods, I've destroyed one of the only sane shinobi I had left!"- from Mission: Kiss Me Deadly by DixieGoddess "His curiosity had reached a peak that caused him to do something he only did on very rare occasions. Put away his porn."- from Mission: Kiss Me Deadly by DixieGoddess... dun dun duuuuun "When was the last time Iruka had gotten a good lay? A very long time considering his goddamn ‘decentness’. He really needed to work on being more of a whore."- from Mission: Kiss Me Deadly by DixieGoddess "Time for a cold shower… or maybe just a regular shower - orgasms were fun after all."- from Mission: Kiss Me Deadly by DixieGoddess "If Iruka could take a guess, Kakashi had his eyebrows knitted in confusion… or worry… or constipation… he couldn’t really tell with the limited exposure of skin."- from Mission: Kiss Me Deadly by DixieGoddess "Haha, stupid Naruto, confused Genma, pissed off Kakahsi... Good fun, good fun."- authors note from Mission: Kiss Me Deadly by DixieGoddess "He had never realized just how frustrating it was to wait for someone – was this seriously how people felt when he was late? Jeez… he deserved to be yelled and glared at. Not that this revelation was, in any way, going to change his schedule, but at least he could now offer sympathy."- from Mission: Kiss Me Deadly by DixieGoddess "Everybody around him seemed to be getting weirder every day, and he honestly didn’t need someone who was already as weird as Naruto was to be getting any worse."- from Mission: Kiss Me Deadly by DixieGoddess “Naruto… what exactly did you ingest, and who gave it to you?”- from Mission: Kiss Me Deadly by DixieGoddess... yay for drugs!! XD "He may have been Kakashi’s best friend, but he swore that he was going to shove Gai’s own beauty and youth up his ass if he discovered that the other jounin was after Iruka too."- from Mission: Kiss Me Deadly by DixieGoddess "Alright, Iruka, focus… focus back on the pervert in the bushes…"- from Mission: Kiss Me Deadly by DixieGoddess... um yea "Love had to be dangerous if it even made you close your eyes while lying next to a killer who knew fifty-eight ways to kill you without a sound in less than five seconds."- from Teach Me To Love You by nayru-kleinefee... that's so sad but I can really see Kakashi saying that... "Iruka is warm, caring and loveable and he doesn’t give a flying damn on the ‘ignore your emotions’-rule. He’s in my eyes the only one able to save Kakashi from becoming an empty shell completely after all that’s been done to him."- author's note from Teach Me To Love You by nayru-kleinefee "Cinnamon and syrup weren’t what a shinobi was supposed to eat to stay in shape, he guessed. That and he didn’t really trust Naruto’s taste. That kid ate chicken ramen with strawberry jam, he’d seen it."- from Teach Me To Love You by nayru-kleinefee ... dude I can totally see Naruto doing that XD "Pancakes were for humans, for living, feeling humans, not for shinobi... Pancakes. Pancakes were for humans. And Iruka would help him to become one."- from Teach Me To Love You by nayru-kleinefee "Kakashi took a careful sip through his mask, but to his relief the tea wasn’t spiked with anything. Although he wasn’t so sure about the Hokage’s cup…"- from Teach Me To Love You by nayru-kleinefee “'And then you s-s-said, ‘You look v-very manly and you-you-youthf-ful today’!', Iruka roared and fell off his chair."- from Teach Me To Love You by nayru-kleinefee "He was on a mission. A hunt even. His prey? Unsuspecting, defenseless. His opponent? Fierce, protecting, menacing. But he would succeed. He w- 'Don’t you dare to touch the cookies. They’re for Anko.' Damn. Caught."- from Teach Me To Love You by nayru-kleinefee "'Maybe he thought you wanted to make me a Youthful Compliment for being such a Devoted Chuunin and Honourable Sensei!' Iruka sniggered."- from Teach Me To Love You by nayru-kleinefee “'My Eternal Rival! I feel deeply ashamed and Youthfully Delighted at the same time that you found True Love before me!' 'Oh, actually I forced him to find me.' Iruka sniggered softly."- from Teach Me To Love You by nayru-kleinefee "The Baby Borrowers. It's not TV, it's birth conrol!"- a commercial for The Baby Borrowers XD “Take him back, you dumb bitch.”- from A Strange and Beautiful Universe by exuro genesis... you heard the man!! “I think they’re psychopathic killers out for revenge for their dead muffins, but apparently that won’t work.”- from Days with Organization XIII by XFamousXLastXWordsX "If anyone saw us, they’d spontaneously combust from how fucking hot we are when we shag.”- from Whomping the Willow by albe-chan "The tree just had it’s g-spot or whatever pushed."- from Whomping the Willow by albe-chan... o yes the Whomping Willow has a g-spot XD "The Willow creaked madly as it swayed angrily, realizing there were people near it, touching it, fornicating against it, but it could do nothing to stop them."- from Whomping the Willow by albe-chan "Naruto is the universal bicycle; everyone wants to ride on him."- Selena_Kurashina on gaia "Sticks and stones may brake my bones, "And don't forget: Elvendork! It's unisex!"- from J. K.Rowling's short story about James and Sirius. You can find it at: http://www.waterstoneswys.com/ “Please tell me you did not just shoot the God of the fucking Underworld with one of my arrows.”- from View by Dualism "Lily glared daggers at him, but he merely grinned and they seemed to bounce off instead of stabbing him repeatedly in the eyes and murdering him how she would have liked."- from Lessons in Etiquette by albe-chan "Anybody who dresses like Lee and takes Gai-sensei as his role model must be highly qualified in Denial No Jutsu."- review reply from maldoror_gw for Diplomatic Relations on lj "That certainly answered a few questions about Gaara's sexuality. He had one, for starters."- from Diplomatic Relations by maldoror_gw on lj "Civilians have sex all the time. From the number of kids running around this place, they're quite good at it."- from Diplomatic Relations by maldoror_gw on lj "He was filthy and scratched and he had sand in his eyes and in lots of other places. This was the most- the most wonderful, romantic present he'd ever been given!"- from Diplomatic Relations by maldoror_gw on lj "'The arm is broken, Lee.' 'Only a little bit.'"- from Diplomatic Relations by maldoror_gw on lj “'All right.' She said outloud. 'I’ll date you. Better yet Sensei, lets get married.' She smiled."- from A Gender Bender Omnibus by jazzy2may... by the way the she is Kakashi and the sensei is Iruka XD "Change your passwords regularly. Like underwear, passwords should be changed at least once every couple months or when accidents happen."- from a gaia announcement about keeping your account safe "Unless the gentle schoolteacher had killed a nun in a previous lifetime, he didn’t deserve something like Kakashi happening to him."- from Naruto One-shot by maldoror_gw on lj "He’s a good kisser. A good kisser deserves to be defended. Respect him, Rox."- from Love Love Trouble by terra hotaru “Cloud stop laughing, you sound like a woman orgasming.”- from Letter of Adoration by Passing-By “'What’s the magic word?' 'Untie me or I’ll piss on your face.' 'Hm…good enough.'”- from Sensei by RubberDuckies "Besides the fact that Jacob's last name is Black and he's a werewolf which totally means he's the love child of Sirius & Remus."- from gelupeh's signature on dviantart talking about the difference between Harry Potter and Twilight... omg so true!! O.o "Yaoi is good for everyone, even straight guys. I'll prove it mathematically. More Gay Guys=More Single Women=Better Pickings For Straight Guys. See?"- from sabisaotome's signature on deviantart... I never thought of it that way!! lol "43. We know Genma is a slut. This doesn't mean you have to encourage him."- from Things Team Nineteen Are No Longer Allowed To Do by H.E. Gray "66. Stop trying to insert photos of yourselves into the naked shinobi calender. You're underage and we like to think most of us aren't pedophiles."- from Things Team Nineteen Are No Longer Allowed To Do by H.E. Gray "88. Konoha is not a democracy and if it was, we wouldn't vote for you. “You're going to get us killed and then we will be dead, and no longer alive, and I will never achieve my dream of having sex with someone from every clan in Konoha.”- from Icha Icha Infiltration by H.E. Gray “'...Witty. How old are you again?' 'Seventeen. I like to go back to the good old days when I was twelve though.' 'I can tell.'”- from Icha Icha Infiltration by H.E. Gray "The people who mind don't matter, but the people who matter don't mind."- Dr. Seuss "I'm a hermit with friends. Hermit's United meeting. We get together every ten years or so, swap stories about caves, it's good fun! ... For a hermit..."- from Madamwolf's signature on deviantart "If homosexuality is a disease, I'm totally calling in gay to work tomorrow."- from icefirephantom's signature on deviantart "Mostly because, ‘He kidnapped me, put me in his bed and somehow I liked it there’, didn’t sound like the right thing to say."- from Teach Me To Love You by nayru-kleinefee "Sirius’ stated goal in life is to make as much of a nuisance of himself as magic will allow. He even said so at careers advising."- from What Libraries Weren't Made For by violet gallagher “No! No, you don’t laugh with your hand on a bloke’s nob and then talk about it later. What’s got into you? I haven’t changed the equipment since the last time you saw it!”- from What Libraries Weren't Made For by violet gallagher "When I play rock paper scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you @5#073!"- from journal entry SasuNar-, I mean, NaruHina Photoshoot Outtakes by behindinfinity on deviantart "It's cannon, you just have to squint a bit to see it!!"- me, yes I believe!! XD "The only guy that can excite him is... Sasuke."- from Episode 66 of Naruto... it sounds so dirty!! lol "We’re perverts who like to read about the pups shagging."- from the author's note for Hard Times Before the Full by albe-chan “'Well, um, you kind of almost ate Peter.' 'What?!' I screamed. I felt sick to my stomach. 'Don’t worry, he’s a git anyways.'”- from You're Beautiful by Accio Harry Potter “I just fucked your brains out and you’re worried about what I think or your scars?"- from You're Beautiful by Accio Harry Potter "Hell yeah, he wanted to fuck his best friend’s boyfriend—but it sounded a bit unethical."- from Breathless by Crazy4Moony "Lol poor little mentally retarded naruto."- comment by psychokeiichi on Pajama Party by Lunael on deviantart “Well, when I found him screaming, naked, and tied to a bed sobbing, I got a little curious.”- from Sensei by RubberDuckies “Well, I uh…I was thinking about…going on…uh…vacation. Maybe I’ll go to…Columbia. See some of the rainforest and maybe smoke some weed?”- from Sensei by RubberDuckies ... yup 'Kashi's gonna go get high!! XD "He was on all fours again on Snape's office floor."- from p. 536 of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix by J.K. Rowling... of course he was... "...screwing up her eyes each time with the same pained expression she had worn back in Harry's bedroom."- from p. 85 of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix by J.K. Rowling... was she now?? XD "'Well, we'll soon find out, won't we?' said Snape smoothly. 'Wand out, Potter.' Harry moved into his usual position..."- from p. 638 of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix by J.K. Rowling... O.o "... every part of him screaming for release, Harry felt the creature use him again..."- from p. 720 of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix by J.K. Rowling "'He came last night, when you were in bed,' said Mr. Weasley."- from p. 120 of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix by J.K. Rowling "'Ha ha ha, Harry, look at it--' said Ron, watching it disgorge its gaudy innards. 'Harry, come and touch it, bet it's weird--'...'Harry, look what's happen--no--no, I don't like it--no, stop--stop--'"- from p. 798 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix by J.K. Rowling... tentacle-sex anyone?? o god I think I just threw up a little in my mouth XD "One more lesson like that and I might just do a Weasley."- from p. 676 of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix by J.K. Rowling... ooo which one?? I call Ron, Fred, and George!! lol "...which left Harry free to sit down on the grass between the beech and the bushes and watch the foursome under the tree."- from p. 644 of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix by J.K. Rowling... zomg who was in that foursome?? O.o "You are not in a position to bargain, Potter," said Lucius Malfoy, his pale face flushed with pleasure.'- from p. 705 of the Australian edition of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix by J.K. Rowling... so what position is he in?? ahaha "Malfoy's arm extended, too, reaching, groping... It was over in two, breathless, desperate, windswept seconds-"- from p. 411 of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix by J.K. Rowling "'Can we have another go? Just one more go?' 'Not now,' said Lupin firmly. 'You've had enough for one night.'"- from p. 242 of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban by J.K. Rowling "Something sliver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wand"- from p. 262 of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban by J.K. Rowling "'Why so miserable, Harry?' he said quietly. 'You should be very proud of yourself after last night.'"- from p. 425 of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban by J.K. Rowling "Um, NO. I'm gonna hang out with him now, you can go water your fucking eggplants or whatever it is you do!"- from Something Important 20 by whitedog1 on deviantart "R pa in evan, respect 2 u, may u rain ear as in evan. Giv us r needs, 4giv r sin as we 4giv r nmes. Resq us from the evil 1. 4 u r always the most xlent dude, yo."- from Superbabe-TeenTitanz's signature on deviantart... yes that is the true prayer!! "Bartimaeus shook his head, amused by the other’s naivety at what happened when people sat on other people in empty rooms."- from Normally by Kyrian “You’re not the first of my masters to prefer the magic wand to the enchanted well, if you get my meaning."- from Distractions by Maiden of the Moon "...should I just pounce on him and then we can do it like rabbits in heat...?"- from Fast by svvr12 "His ear twitched when he caught a sound and had a pretty good idea as to what was going on in the master bedroom."- from In the kitchen first by life.rhapsody “How was I supposed to take a piss with some weird guy in the bathroom jerking off?!”- from Disenchanting Discourse by webofdreams89 "The only exception to that rule would be Severus Snape. If either of you ever fell for him, I’d have no choice but to cut your weenies off.”- from Under the Moon by webofdreams89 “Well you see sweetie daddies going to be a mommy soon to!”- from Absence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder by carefreecat... ahh the joys of mpreg!! "I think I need therapy... or to be a gay man... that might work."- from author's note for Control Ch1 by ShardAerliss on deviantart "Your reality, sir, is lies and balderdash and I'm delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever."- the Baron from The Adventures of Baron Munchausen "upon noticing his wife's head is absent You're not here. Where're you? Where- You're with the baron! You are with that little man! You told me size don't make a difference!"- King of the Moon from The Adventures of Baron Munchausen "after being saved by Sally You horrible little brat! Can't you let me die in peace once in a while?"- the Baron from The Adventures of Baron Munchausen "No, let me go! I've got tides to regulate! Comets to direct! I don't have time for flatulence and orgasms!"- King of the Moon from The Adventures of Baron Munchausen "Oh no, I couldn't do that. No. Not since I found myself. No, now I really know it, I never really wanted to be big, and strong and lug heavy things about. No. Now I know, I want to be dainty and sensitive. They call me 'The Midgett' down here. I love it. It's bliss."- Albrecht from The Adventures of Baron Munchausen “'Do what?!' Iruka yelled. 'You mean to tell me that you and another shinobi have a wager on my sexual preference!' 'We’re jounin…we do this for entertainment.'”- from Teach Me to Live by Makeshift Harmony “'He’s friends with Gai.' 'No, he’s a victim of Gai’s random spurts of insanity.'”- from Teach Me to Live by Makeshift Harmony... that's probably much closer to the truth XD “Seriously, Ruka-chan…you just need to accept it and move ahead. Trying to figure out all of the details is not going to get you laid any quicker. I say just corner him and jump his bones.”- from Teach Me to Live by Makeshift Harmony “Maaa, you’re not such a good kisser Anko-chan. And would you please withdraw your hand from my nuts? Thanks.”- from Teach Me to Live by Makeshift Harmony “Dropping in and slitting people’s throats on missions does not qualify as being ‘sociable’. In fact, I believe that would be considered as the being the exact opposite of the term.”- from Teach Me to Live by Makeshift Harmony “That’s easy, we’re women. We have Gaydar no Jutsu.”- from Teach Me to Live by Makeshift Harmony "When in doubt, stall for time…and I’m not drunk enough yet to have this conversation with you…"- from Teach Me to Live by Makeshift Harmony "He was finally realizing, with a great deal of horror, that he was turning into Cloud."- from Are Sins Ever Forgiven by DeconstructiveSin on deviantart “Cid, Cloud’s hair is its own sentient being. It would probably become quite upset if Cloud put gel in it. I wouldn’t be surprised if he had to feed it kibble or something.” - from Are Sins Ever Forgiven by DeconstructiveSin on deviantart “ My name’s Marluxia. I love the color pink, roses, and Martha Stewart’s my hero."- from Remind Me Again? by Pharaoh-chan... suffice to say I giggled hysterically "He skipped around pretending to be Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz. He pretended his soft drink was Toto. We all started laughing. 'Oh Toto! I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore! In fact, I don’t think we ever were! Hey! What happened to all the black and white? Toto….you’re BROWN!'”- from Remind Me Again? by Pharaoh-chan “' ‘EY DOROTHY! I got a problem! I’m a scarecrow, and the thing is, is that I got a stick shoved up my ass, so if ya could please do me a favor and pull it out, it’d greatly be appreciated!' Axel said, grinning crazily. 'Sure thing Mr. Scarecrow!' Demyx pretended to peer up Axel’s butt. 'Hmm…pretty far in there. I’m gonna yank it out on 3 okay?' Demyx pretended to grab onto a pole and tug at it. 'AHHHHH MY COLON!' Axel screamed." - from Remind Me Again? by Pharaoh-chan "I suppose in any other circumstance, this would be considered a profound moment. Well…my butt hurt more than any other profound moment I could think of. I suppose that would be considered a uniquely strange profound moment."- from Remind Me Again? by Pharaoh-chan... no not that kinda profound moment!! XD "Actually, it was a horror film, but comedy and horror are basically the same thing. How could you NOT find someone getting stabbed in the eye with a sharpened candy cane funny?"- from Laughter by RubberDuckies "The two men stared at each other with such intensity it would have been orgasmic to anyone watching."- from Laughter by RubberDuckies “Oh, but Kashi, he’s just so sexy with his Beatles haircut and unending million dollar smile that makes everyone want to give him a million dollars to stop! How can you resist him? You’re so lucky to be his ‘Most Esteemed Rival!’ Oh, how I envy you!”- from Laughter by RubberDuckies "When Kakashi went on long missions, Iruka thought he would die. He went into withdrawal. He was more irritable, he was depressed, tired, and was constantly craving his Kashi-poo. Sometimes he even got the munchies…"- from Laughter by RubberDuckies “Okay, yes I get it. I’m adorable yes….ha ha yes thank you… … …you…you don’t care what this is doing to my very male ego do you?”- from Ambivalence by Genki-angel-chan "On an awkward scale of one to ten this was about…jello."- from Ambivalence by Genki-angel-chan... exactly. Wait, what?? XD “Okay, what the hell. It’s really beginning to bug me. So just tell me…did you get laid or something? ‘Cause you were humming earlier and ….yeah. You were humming earlier. So did you get some?”- from Ambivalence by Genki-angel-chan “I already told you goddamit. I. Am. Pregnant. With child. Expecting. Kocked up. Preggers. Bun in the oven. Any other possible slang term that means I have a baby inside of me."- from Ambivalence by Genki-angel-chan "Naruto glared. 'I’ll keep that in mind.' Was all he said. However Jiraiya had a sneaking suspicion the blond really meant: 'Shut up or I’ll fucking castrate you.'”- from Ambivalence by Genki-angel-chan "'I shouldn’t have gotten drunk and slept with that guy.' 'I believe that’s called "date rape" Naruto.' 'Shut the hell up. He was drunk too. Wait…yeah, he was drunk too. Uzumaki Naruto does not get raped.'”- from Ambivalence by Genki-angel-chan "Phase one: Lie to Tsunade like a lying liar who lies.”- from Ambivalence by Genki-angel-chan "Constructive criticism is great, it's like kicking someone in the face and then giving them pie!"- Genki-angel-chan "Fan Fiction. FICTION. I know Riku and Sora aren't gay in the game, okay? But this is pretend. Fun pretend. Yummy Yaoi pretend. Which, in my opinion is the best kind of pretend there is."- from the first author's note on Night Bloom by Genki-angel-chan “Look who’s talking, Mr. I-got-lost-on-the-road-of-life-and-that’s-why-I’m-two-and-a-half-hours-late-to-everything.”- from Sensei by RubberDuckies “'You knew my mother?' 'Yeah, she was a sexy bitch.' 'What did you just call my mother?!' 'A sexy bitch.' 'How dare you call my mother a bitch!' 'It was a compliment.' 'LIAR!'”- from Death to Saukura! by RubberDuckies "Kakashi watched the two undress each other and smiled. Now this is a disturbance that I could get used to…”- from Death to Saukura! by RubberDuckies “Silly Squall, did you try and ignore the fact that other people have emotions again?”- from Falling by fiercesunshine "Please do not bring that up again, Strife, I just felt a strong urge to vomit on your lap."- from Thirty Kisses by Hiita-hime "Last time you did that, we were all involved in a bank heist dressed as nuns in lingerie."- from Thirty Kisses by Hiita-hime "I should inform you that my demons are giving me sudden psychotic desires to maul your testicles."- from Thirty Kisses by Hiita-hime “'So basically you’ll fuck anything with a hole big enough to fit your cock into?' Kakashi turned away in horror the moment the words left his mouth, 'I can’t believe I just said that out loud.'”- from Otou sama by RubberDuckies... god I still can't stop giggling XD "Although if I did carve the word bitch or dick or eat shit into my head, I’d be smart enough not to use a mirror lest I carve it in backwards and nobody could read it. That, my friend, would be wasting a golden opportunity right there, carving curse words into one’s skin backwards. Truly a shame it’d be."- from Razorblade Shine by webofdreams89 "Iruka is the ultimate uke. xD If he tripped in a field, he'd get raped by a flower, that's how uke he is."- DominicShade on da "Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do. Not that there’s much I wouldn’t do."- from Razorblade Shine by webofdreams89 "It was like Yoda threw up all over the page."- from RubberDuckie's profile "The man is like a walking wet dream."- from Moving On by RubberDuckies... that he is, that he is :D “You ARE annoying, but in an endearing sort of way.”- from Moving On by RubberDuckies... that describes Naruto so perfectly!! XD "He liked Sakura most of the time, but sometimes he just wanted to lock her in closet and forget she was there for a while."- from Moving On by RubberDuckies "Anime is as addictive as sex... but there's no orgasm to tell you when to stop."-from Akiahara's signature on deviantart “But feel free to hit on all the men you want once we’re back home.”- from Between the Two of Us by life.rhapsody “'I can’t get it up!' Very quickly Cid moved away from the door. 'Tell me I didn’t need ta know that,' he muttered. That had definitely not been on the worry - list. 'Well, ya know, it comes a day in a guy’s life when, ya know, his ship doesn’t wanna leave port as readily…or so I’ve heard.'”- from Family Bliss- Showers by Enide-Dear on da... you can't tell me that's not exactly what you were thinking XD "I'M GONNA PG-13 RAPE YOU!! (pg-13 rape=hugging an unwilling participant)"- from Shihana's signature on da "My inner eye!! It burns!!"- from yours truly while talking to pix-chan at Anime Fest. I really have no idea what we were talking about XD "Murder- it's why bleach was invented!"- from me again... You really don't want to know what we were talking about XD “Hm. It’s a bit sweet isn’t it? You know, in an insane kind of way.”- from Family Bliss- the Date by Enide-Dear on dA "He was pretty sure he’d go to a warmer place when he died anyway."- from Hot Chocolate by Enide-Dear on dA "Have you SEEN me? I’m like sex on legs.”- from The Kinky Mission by RubberDuckies "O the fun you can have with a ball!"- on the Freshmen/ Sophomore wall at my high school for homecoming. The walls were decorated and the theme was Dr. Seuss. Apparently they thought this was appropriate but... my friend, my brother, and I were walking around and I read this out loud and started laughing hysterically XD "I disagree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it."- Voltaire "Monogamy was still a fresh concept for him and he didn’t want to ruin it with marriage."- from Maid of Honor by jazzy2may "Dance rifle, dance!"- pix-chan said that when I accidentally made my rifle "dance"... she thought I said it but I didn't XD "Or, wait, no let me guess--you have an invisible three-head dog guarding the porn in your bathroom!” “Sadly, no.”- from The Little Things by Look-Right-Through-Me "But, as the general public wasn’t aware of the avenger’s broken heart, they chalked up today’s tantrum to Sasuke’s chronic emotional constipation. After all, a metaphorically epic butt-plug of psychological baggage would be enough sour any day, and one wouldn’t expect him to bask in the sunshine when it hurt his soul to sit down.”- from The Little Things by Look-Right-Through-Me “Don’t get your panties in a bunch, princess! You can deny it all you want, but the lust pouring from your body doesn’t lie! Huh! As if the screaming sexual tension wasn’t enough!”- from The Little Things by Look-Right-Through-Me “'Something the matter with ramen?' 'Only that it’s crafted from the foul depths of hell! Only that it’s a soul-sucking seductress blackening the hearts of men! Only that it toys with the mind, laughing at you and mocking you as it fills your loved ones with the broth of legion and tears them away into the abyss!'”- from The Little Things by Look-Right-Through-Me “'You see, when two people love each other very much--' The man shoved a graphic centerfold of two writhing, intertwined lovers right in the boy’s face and declared, '--this happens!'”- from The Little Things by Look-Right-Through-Me “'I do not have feelings for humans!' 'Bestiality!! I never knew you would sway that far, Zexion!'”- from Highly Allergic to You by terra hotaru “If you love someone, put their name in a circle and not a heart, because a heart can break, but a circle lasts forever.”- from AlphaWolf93's dA signature... I just thought it sounded very sweet -dies of sappiness- “I am the Wise sage of romance! The entrepreneur of Porn! The Great guru of love advice! I am the sage of ages! I am the greatest and the most adored of women. I am the The Great Jiraiya Sannin. Also known simply as Jiraiya The Love Doctor, and Jiraiya The Genius Author of Icha icha Paradisu series one! And series two through eight, as well as the brilliance behind Icha Icha Love Attack The New Generation of Love, co-authored with Kakashi Hatake, an eccentric but a good literary partner! I am none other than Jiraiya Sannin, Author of Genius.”- from Romance Authors and Their Critics! Eeep! Lover!? by jazzy2may "These people were so dedicated and they loved him as only the truly insane could."- from Romance Authors and Their Critics! Eeep! Lover!? by jazzy2may “I don’t care who you fuck. Man woman, I’m a hippy, a believer in free love baby! Yeah, you know it!"- from Romance Authors and Their Critics! Eeep! Lover!? by jazzy2may “Stop channeling Naruto. It’s very disconcerting.”- from Romance Authors and Their Critics! Eeep! Lover!? by jazzy2may "You can always count on friends to give you advice when you're stupid."- Nekabee's author's comment on pg. 169 of her webcomic Tasslewood “‘Socially uncomfortable’? I’m Hatake Kakashi, I live to make society uncomfortable.”- from A Fine Line Between by sarcastic.shinobi "Axel and Roxas will always be B.F.F.s Butt.Fuckers.Forever."- from VampireGoddess's signature on da "How many cows died for that coat? One? Ten? A million? A bovine massacre."- from http://www.ncisfiction.com/story.php?stid=01078 "Guy movie, right. He has no idea what this even is? Something with martial arts? No, they're just in a Chinese restaurant. Oh, no, wait, a fight has broken out, maybe this is a martial arts movie?"- from http://www.ncisfiction.com/story.php?stid=01078 "He shifts again, wishing suddenly for pants. Any sort of pants. Trousers, slacks, jeans, sweats, those track pants he hates because of that stupid sound they make when you walk. Swish, swish, swish. It's like wearing a cat bell. Hello, I'm here, my pants have signaled my arrival, have announced me to the world. If I'd known you were coming I'da baked a cake."- from http://www.ncisfiction.com/story.php?stid=01078 "He feels like he's fallen into some kind of alternate universe. The Twilight Zone. The DiNozzo Zone."- from http://www.ncisfiction.com/story.php?stid=01078 "'I,' he said, far too calmly, 'am a reprehensible bastard with filthy taste in pornographic smut, the moral fiber of a piece of well-used chewing gum, the punctuality of a water clock in the middle of the desert, and the general stability and reliability of a chipmunk on crack. I have no idea what in the hell a respectable, responsible, earnest, gentle, tender, and all-around disgustingly nice person like you ever saw in me. But -- being the greedy, devious, and calculating son of a bitch that I am -- I would sooner die than let a treasure like you slip through my grasping fingers.'"- from Side Effects by ChibiRisu-chan... so hilarious and yet so sweet!! hehe "The students looked back and forth among each other, glowering, because he'd tidily managed to insult all three of them in a few short sentences."- from Side Effects by ChibiRisu-chan "Sasuke's head was hanging upside down past the edge of the window, like the world's largest and crankiest bat."- from Side Effects by ChibiRisu-chan "'You haven't even proposed,' Iruka snapped. Kakashi blinked. 'So I haven't. Okay. Umino Iruka, being that you cook pretty well, and buy me porn, and haven't really made fun of me while I've been laid out in your house, not to mention are a fantastic lay --'"- from http://community.livejournal.com/kakairu/413398.html?view=6564054#t6564054 "They were casually making out in the kitchen when Naruto finally put in an appearance. 'I'm blinded,' Naruto wailed in anguish. 'Get used to it,' Kakashi and Iruka said in unison."- from http://community.livejournal.com/kakairu/413398.html?view=6564054#t6564054 "Yes, I’m gay you see. Gay as a maypole!”- from Umbridge by albe-chan “Dolores Umbridge, you’ve just tried to have sex with a werewolf.”- from Umbridge by albe-chan “'Roxas,' Sora looked at the blond bluntly, 'You're not going to convince me that was your idea. Just face it, you're the vanilla to my chocolate cinnamon spice.' The brunet snapped his fingers to punctuate his statement. 'That has to be one of the gayest things I've ever heard you say,' Roxas shook his head, 'And I grew up with you.'”- from Vanilla Spice by kellegirl “'Wow kid,' Reno looked up shocked, 'Mind the mouth, you're only getting raped.'”- from Collab of DOOOOOOOM! by kellegirl “'Oh Tseng is just raping Roxas,' Demyx said happily, 'But Roxas is being a potty mouth about it.'”- from Collab of DOOOOOOOM! by kellegirl “'I'm Sora!' the brunet chirped happily. 'We don't care!” the group yelled."- from Collab of DOOOOOOOM! by kellegirl... yea, we really don't “'Wow...gayest weapon ever,' Sephiroth smirked. 'It's called Fairy Harp,' Sora said defensively. 'Gayest. Weapon. EVER!' the silver haired man reiterated."- from Collab of DOOOOOOOM! by kellegirl “'RAPE PARTY!' Reno yelled."- from Collab of DOOOOOOOM! by kellegirl... best idea you've ever had, Reno "...Chouji attempted to subtly court Ino through casual conversation and potato chips"- from http://headraline.deviantart.com/art/ShikaXNeji-Why-me-chap-4-81932451... ehehe I suddenly want a picture of little Chouji flirting with little Ino and offering her potato chips XD "Hyuuga Glare of Incoming Doom®"- from http://headraline.deviantart.com/art/ShikaXNeji-Why-me-chap-7-84593683 “'Wanna talk about it?' ‘Actually no, I’d like you to bury me alive, in pieces, while screaming my lungs out to a pagan deity.’"- from http://headraline.deviantart.com/art/ShikaXNeji-Why-me-chap-8-85067125 “'Tsunade-sama?' the Chuunin called. 'No, I’m the Fairy Godmother. Who else did you think you could find in here??' she answered."- from http://headraline.deviantart.com/art/ShikaXNeji-Why-me-chap-8-85067125 “'Dear Gaia, yo!' Came a familiar voice. 'It’s colder than Sephiroth’s heart out there!'”- from http://phantom-chick.deviantart.com/art/Un-Valentine-112918828 “I need to go to the bathroom. To, uh, powder my nose."- from Only Until Dreams by Chesra Talasei "Our Admin, who art in cyber-space, Hallowed be thy UserName. Thy Avatar come. Thy FAQ be done, On my computer as it is on the server. Give us this day our Daily Deviation. And forgive us our rants, as we forgive those who rant against us. And lead us not into policy violation, but deliver us from llamas. For thine is the perl script, and the power, and the root password, for ever and ever. Amen."- said by rapidograph, collected in The LOL Corner #50 on dA http://news.deviantart.com/article/71435/ "'Want a cocktail on the house?' 'Naw,' Asiya drawls, 'Altair would though, in more ways than one.'"- from http://hiita-hime.deviantart.com/art/Rules-of-Engagement-AltMal-112978656 "Barkeep, a biiiiiiiiiiiiiig cocktail for my gay friend here!”- from http://hiita-hime.deviantart.com/art/Rules-of-Engagement-AltMal-112978656 "Cid stared at the thin form still relaxing on the stone ledge. Or perhaps he was dead again. It was hard to tell with Vincent."- from http://delaese.livejournal.com/357786.html "'It's not like I can't tell, you know. We smitten know our own kind. Who is she?' Remus rolled his eyes. 'Have you seen me drawing anybody's names in hearts on my homework?' 'Nope. But I assumed that's 'cause you're Moony, and you've got dignity and such.'"- from http://www.moonpants.org/txt/beinganhistoricalrecord.html "'I don't actually know him,' James said, conversationally, to the second-year sitting on the other side of him; the boy offered an extremely nervous and trembling smile in return. 'I just thought maybe Evans preferred blokes who look like they've got friends.' 'Maybe if the friends were something other than wild monkeys,' Lily said, sweeping by behind him with typically alarming timing. James made a small undignified noise, whipping his head around, and then glared murderously back at Sirius for reasons Remus couldn't even begin to fathom on short notice."- from http://www.moonpants.org/txt/shuffle-pair.html "'You're breaking up with me?' He drew a long wounded, shuddering breath that was almost too convincing. 'Fie, Remus! Fie and also alack! I should have known all along that you'd only break my heart.' 'You haven't got a heart,' Remus told his parchment, another fine line digging its way between his brows. 'You have a chunk of coal slag with arteries.'"- from http://www.moonpants.org/txt/shuffle-pair.html "'Tell me what I can do to make it up to you. I'll leap mountains and trim forests and drink oceans, and, er, eat meadows.' Remus's composure finally cracked at this last, though, and the laughter had snorted its way free before he could even think of stopping it; Sirius bounced to his feet in victory. 'Get my tongue stuck to polar ice caps! Urinate in deserts until they become meadows, then eat them!'"- from http://www.moonpants.org/txt/shuffle-pair.html "Is the plural of walrus 'walri'? ...Is the plural of Remus 'Remi'?"- from http://www.moonpants.org/txt/shuffle-pair.html "'James, go fall off of something enormous,' Remus said with all available composure. 'Hear, hear,' Lily Evans said absently from the other side of him."- from http://www.moonpants.org/txt/shuffle-pair.html "'You are inscrutable, you know?' was all Sirius said, though, when Remus shot him a testy look, and he could have sworn he'd caught that odd speculative look back in Sirius's eyes -- a momentary fire of sun off metal. 'No, you are. I have a terrible time scruting you. I have never known anyone harder to scrute.'"- from http://www.moonpants.org/txt/shuffle-pair.html “'What?' Harry laughed, 'trying to think of a way to kill me without moving?' 'No,' Voldemort deadpanned, 'you’re already dead. I poisoned your drink.' Harry swallowed and put the drink down slowly, his eyes wide with fear."- from http://k155-me.livejournal.com/297862.html “'Uh, thank you.' Blankly glared at him for his manners and gave a disapproving snort. 'I mean, what took you so long elf!' Blankly clapped his hands together and grinned happily. Harry shrugged and sat down at the table mumbling about ‘weird elves’."- from http://k155-me.livejournal.com/297862.html "Voldemort had woken up that morning and decided it was a good morning to take over the world. The Death Eaters just went along with him."- from http://k155-me.livejournal.com/297862.html "Now, Harry, Lucius is just a little surprised that the man he so admires when it comes to insanely superior fighting skill happens to be someone he's tried to kill on an occasion or six, that's all."- from http://www.hpfandom.net/eff/viewstory.php?sid=14928&i=1 "Of course Ginny and Harry would have fallen in love and eventually gotten married. They would have had beautiful babies. But that thought is lost now…but perhaps he could get with one of her boys. She knew for a fact Charlie was gay, and she wasn’t too sure about the twins. You never knew with them."- from http://www.hpfandom.net/eff/viewstory.php?sid=21968&i=1 "Your mum and dad wanted me to tell you that they love you and miss you, and that Dumbledore is allergic to shellfish."- from http://hpfandom.net/eff/viewstory.php?sid=16972&i=1 "'Wait, aren't you dead?' Fred finally managed to blurt out. Sirius shrugged. 'I got better.'"- from http://hpfandom.net/eff/viewstory.php?sid=16972&i=1 “Quiet voices Voldie, quiet voices!"- from http://hp.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=544180674&chapter=8 "We were both a bit shocked that Draco fancied girls though, seeing as how he has two fathers and always makes sure to exfoliate."- from http://hp.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=544180674&chapter=11 “'Was that a compliment?' Harry stared at him. 'It was an insult. Pay attention.' 'It sounded like a compliment to me.'”- from http://eaivalefay.insanejournal.com/1822.html “'You know Cid.' Kadaj smiled, pushing the heavy cart through the market. 'He goes through tea faster than Cloud goes through anti-depressants.'”- from http://phantom-chick.deviantart.com/art/Groceries-108328704 "He grabbed another box of tea and examined it. 'Alright, here’s a normal sounding one. Earl ShinRa. That good?' 'Is it gonna taste like Rufus?' Loz asked.”- from http://phantom-chick.deviantart.com/art/Groceries-108328704 "Of course, had Iruka realized that not everyone was aware of his romantic achievement, he would have understood why they were looking at him as though he’d spent a little too much time with Puff the Magic Dragon."- from The Little Things by Look-Right-Through-Me “'But he can’t have pups, can he?' The whiskered ninken looking remarkably like Naruto smirked. 'I can smell the lust on him. He’s primed for mating. I don’t think he cares.'”- from The Little Things by Look-Right-Through-Me “'Naruto,' he pointed at the blonde, 'you’re madly in love with Sasuke. Sasuke,' he pointed at the boy, 'you’re deeply in love with Naruto. Sakura,' he pointed at the horrified girl, 'you have my condolences. Now,' he grabbed something off the ground and held it up as he smiled, 'tell Mister Leaf how you feel.'”- from The Little Things by Look-Right-Through-Me "Really, he should have been able to handle this. After all, in the grand scheme of things, it was the least of a shinobi’s problems. Murder, kidnapping, torture, filler episodes--these were pure hell for any brave ninja.”- from The Little Things by Look-Right-Through-Me “And I wonder why I have to deal with kids asking me about sexual positions and pillow-biters! Do you realize how much damage you’re doing to society?!”- from The Little Things by Look-Right-Through-Me The man had frozen in shock, eyes wide, as the dratted baby refused to do the proper, socially accepted thing and just die."- from Necromancers Anonymous by The Iza "The ‘or else’ was implied, as was the threat of having more embarrassing baby pictures taken to be shown years from now, when Harry was an awkward teenager and bringing home his first date."- from Necromancers Anonymous by The Iza "That was the last thing he remembered before the blackness took over his vision like an obese woman in a bikini."- from Necromancers Anonymous by The Iza "He found himself staring into the elongated face of a mule. Or a really ugly woman. He couldn’t be sure."- from Necromancers Anonymous by The Iza "And anyone who said otherwise would find bits of grandma in their dinner one day."- from Necromancers Anonymous by The Iza "'Great man, that Dumbledore.' Hagrid said with the air of one who had just seen Jesus in a marijuana induced vision."- from Necromancers Anonymous by The Iza "Harry took in the boy’s pale complexion and ultra blonde hair with a raised eyebrow. Was the boy one of those neo-Nazi types?"- from Necromancers Anonymous by The Iza... hmm Draco the neo-Nazi... XD ~ Favorite Pairings~ Current Obsession: Obsessions: Favorites: I'll read (and write usually) anything at least once! :D
I have lots and lots of ideas in fruition, and some already started, in many different fandoms which will probably be written before most of these... A Fred and George twincest fic that I started a while ago but have yet to finish... I just read Scrapped Princess and loved it. There aren't very many fics for it so I wanna write one eventually!! Especially a Shannon/ Kuphir one... The sermon at my church today was about adultery and it gave me an idea for a Mizuki/Iruka/Kakashi. I like the idea so hopefully I can write it sometime over the summer. A Naruto band fic (yaoi) because there aren't nearly enough of those. Main pairing is KakaIru with LOTS of side pairings including SasuNaru, Gaara/Lee, and Zabuza/Haku. I have instrumnts for most of the characters but am struggling with others so if you have any ideas feel free to tell me and if I use them I'll be sure to give you credit!! A DracoxSnape with possible DracoxSnapexHarry (or other) yaoi fic. Short series... two or three shot perhaps? Partialy written but needs more. A Tamora Pierce Circle of Magic fic centering on Briar... I just need to finish re-reading The Empress' Will... then I can start writing it! ~Just Some Lovely Random Cut-and-Pastes~ This seriously makes me want to cry. Controversial Issues: If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. If you have a wild imagination and it seems that no one appreciates it or doesnt have an imagination for squat, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile. For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I, reeby10, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. I Support Remus/Sirius. If its not canon- it damn well should be. ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQR/STUVWXYZ...see, even the alphabet says its canon. | |||||||||||||
1. Second Chance » reviewsThree years after the defeat of the Dark Lord, Voldemort has been revived. He feels regret for his past, but is there anyone who will give him a second chance? TRHP. Slash. Darkish. Rated T for now .Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,799 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 8-19-09 - Published: 5-23-09 - Harry P. & Tom R. Jr.2. Character Bonanza » reviewsLife for Harry changes immensely when Snape rescues him from the Dursley's abuse. Harry's life from many points of view. Child abuse. Slash. TRHP. Rated T.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,674 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7-19-09 - Published: 7-16-09 - Harry P. & Tom R. Jr.3. Beautiful reviewsHarry finds the one person who truly makes him feel that he is beautiful. TRHP. Slightly angsty and sentimental. Short. Rated K . Complete.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-10-09 - Harry P. & Tom R. Jr. - Complete4. Black and Gold reviewsNarration of the relationship between Tom Riddle Lord Voldemort and Harry Potter. TRHP. Slash. Mentions of sex. Fluff. No dialogue. Rated T.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-8-09 - Harry P. & Tom R. Jr. - Complete5. Plenty of Time reviewsDemyx wants to go the concert NOW. But they have plenty of time, and Zexion has something even more fun planned. For Zemyx Day. Rated T. Yaoi. Complete.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-9-09 - Demyx & Zexion - Complete6. Have a Nice Day reviewsPrompt: Kyo/ Hatsuharu, comedy, romance, flowers. Christmas/ birthday gift fic for Erica. Rated T. Short. Complete.Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-22-09 - Kyou S. & Hatsuharu S. - Complete7. Echo of Hope reviewsKadaj is having strange headaches and he finally figures out why. Reno/Kadaj. Zack/Sephiroth. Rated T. Complete.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-2-09 - Sephiroth & Kadaj - Complete8. Mrs Claus is Cheating reviewsRiku gets angry when he sees Sora not being quite faithful at a Christmas party. Christmas gift fic for kenzie. Rated T. Sora/Roxas. Sora/Riku. Side of Axel/Demyx, Demyx/Zexion. Complete.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-24-09 - Roxas & Sora - Complete9. Are You Sure? reviewsDemyx asks Axel to do something to spice up their sex life. Pretty short. Rated M. Gender-bending. Pegging. Complete.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-17-09 - Axel & Demyx - Complete10. Puppy reviewsA puppy comes to Iruka's door one night. KakaIru. Short. Silly. Rated K. Complete.Naruto - Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-4-09 - Iruka U. & Kakashi H. - Complete11. Simple Gifts reviewsVincent is scarred by his teacher's interpretation of Valentine's Day, but his mom shows him that showing your love is not about the expensive gifts. Valenwind. Fluffy. Rated K. Complete.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-14-09 - Vincent V. & Cid H. - Complete12. Radiant Darkness » reviewsAxel is the pianist in Roxas' favorite rock band. At a concert he finally gets to meet his idol. AkuRoku. Rated M for later chapters.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,948 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 1-31-09 - Published: 5-31-08 - Axel & Roxas13. Most Beautiful When in Pain reviewsAxel/ Marluxia. Non-con. Smut. Blood. Rated M. Christmas gift fic for YaoiSakka. Complete.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-31-08 - Axel & Marluxia - Complete14. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus reviewsMy Christmas gift to you all! Lilith sees her "mommy" kissing Santa Claus. Valenwind and kiddies. Cute, funny. Rated K. Complete.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-19-08 - Cid H. & Vincent V. - Complete15. I Kissed a Girl reviewsAxel kissed a girl and he liked it. What will Roxas do? Yaoi. AkuRoku. Rated K . Birthday fic for myself! Complete.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-6-08 - Axel & Roxas - Complete16. Give Love a Chance » reviewsWhen Roxas decides to follow the advice on a chocolate wrapper, it may help his love life. Hopefully not as cheesy and dumb as it sounds. Possible lemon later on. Rated M. Happy AkuRoku Day! ON HIATUS.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 10-8-08 - Published: 8-13-08 - Axel & Roxas17. First Day of School reviewsVincent and Cid send the kids off for the first day of school. Light cussing. Mentions of yaoi and mpreg. Written for a contest on dA. Rated T. Complete.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-19-08 - Vincent V. & Cid H. - Complete18. Got Milk? reviewsMarluxia decides to give Sora a surprise for their anniversary. Sorluxia. Rated T. Title is a stupid joke. Complete.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-17-08 - Marluxia & Sora - Complete19. One Room Left reviewsIruka and Shikamaru are sent on a mission as father and son. The first night out, there's only one room left at the inn. A room with only one bed. Yaoi. Rated M. For DominicShade on dA. Complete.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-9-08 - Iruka U. & Shikamaru N. - Complete20. Tsunade's Friend reviewsJiraiya and Orochimaru as kids. Drabble. Posting for a friend. Rated K . Complete.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-27-08 - Jiraiya & Orochimaru - Complete21. To Gain Power reviewsOrochimaru thinks Sasuke needs a little one-on-one training for Sasuke to become more powerful. Non-con. Underage. I died a little writing this XD Rated M. Complete.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-26-08 - Sasuke U. & Orochimaru - Complete22. Who's the Daddy? reviewsSephiroth finds out he's pregnant. Who's the daddy? Mpreg. Very short. Rated T. Complete.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-26-08 - Sephiroth & Zack F. - Complete23. The Underwear reviewsSakura finds a pair of underwear. Who's could they be? Pure silliness. Original idea from a comic by fer-nanda-ssk on deviantart and is pretty much word for word with a few extras. Rated K . Complete.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-24-08 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete24. Practical Charms reviewsSirius asks Remus for a little private study session for practical Charms. SBRL. Slash. Rated M. Birthday fic for YaoiSakka. Complete.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-1-08 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete25. Hands reviewsIruka loves looking at Kakashi's hands and he finally finds out why. Hinted KakaIru. Fairly angsty, at least for me. Rated K . Complete.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-25-08 - Iruka U. & Kakashi H. - Complete26. How Could You Do This To Yourself, Dobe? reviewsNaruto gets sick and Sasuke is the one that takes care of him. The title makes it sound a lot worse than it is XD Pretty short. SasuNaru fluff. Rated K . Complete.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-17-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete27. Do You Smell That? reviewsAxel and Roxas are having a little "alone time" when Roxas smells something, but Axel doesn't believe him. Pretty short. Mild yaoi. Rated T. CompleteKingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-17-08 - Axel & Roxas - Complete28. Is It Obvious Now? reviewsSora and Riku are on their way to see a movie when they stop for ice cream. Sora tries to make things obvious. Does he succeed? Sora/ Riku. Yaoi. Rated M. Complete.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-3-08 - Riku & Sora - Complete29. Into the Slytherin Common Room reviewsThis is a James Potter, Lucius Malfoy slash. Contains non-con and possibly OOC-ness. Rated M. Complete.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-26-08 - James P. & Lucius M. - Complete30. Sirius Makes a Birthday Video » reviewsIt's Remus's birthday and Sirius wants to give him an extra special gift aside from the obvious. So he makes an adult video... hehe. Rated M. Complete. Remus's Reaction now up!Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 3-29-08 - Published: 3-3-08 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete31. Snape Finds a Book reviewsSnape is hiding in the back room at Honeydukes and finds a book... what happens when he looks inside? Implied yaoi. Rated M. Complete.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-5-08 - Severus S. & Sirius B. - Complete32. Ice Cream at the Park reviewsAxel and Roxas are going to eat ice cream while watching the sunset at the park but Axel doesn't want to just watch the sunset. AkuRoku yaoi. Rated T. Complete.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-3-08 - Axel & Roxas - Complete33. Picnic! Picnic! reviewsSasuke and Naruto go on a picnic. SasuNaru fluff. Posting for a friend. Rated T. Complete.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-3-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete34. I Want to Hear You Scream reviewsSeimei wants Soubi to prove he loves him... but what do candles have to do with it? Soubi/Seimei yaoi. Sadism. Rated M. Complete.Loveless - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-3-08 - Soubi A. & Seimei A. - Complete35. I Wish You Were Gay reviewsRod is singing "If You Were Gay" when Nicky comes home... how does he react? Avenue Q. Nicky/Rod yaoi. BDSM. Impossible situations. Rated M. Complete.Avenue Q - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-3-08 - Complete36. Ballons? reviewsAxel and Roxas are having a great time... then Riku shows up. What do they do? Axel/Roxas/Riku yaoi. Very short. Rated M. Complete.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-3-08 - Axel & Roxas - Complete37. Kakashi and Iruka Play with Paint reviewsKakashi finds some edible body paint and wants to "play" with it with Iruka. KakaIru. Suggested yaoi. Adult themes. Rated T. Complete.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-3-08 - Iruka U. & Kakashi H. - Complete
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