What's up people?

in summary:

i love the world of harry potter!! ESPECIALLY LUNA!!

-888-(and also used to like books 1-3 of twilight previous to 5 months before movie came out... and i hate bella and the quiliute werewolves... and wtf is going on the the 4th book?! but twilight fan-fiction is fun to write and better than the books...)-888-

"You are the most obsessed person in our grade!" quotes on of my friends. it's true. i'm also crazy (hence the screen name!) (((and the whole hate twilight thing doesn't apply to alice)))

i am also obsessed w/ lord of the rings. this is rant that i created for my friend on aim but she left before i could finish!!

WARNING: took up almost 1 full page single spaced and that r a lot of SP errors...

ENJOY:

“Certantiy of Death, small chance of success, what are we waiting for?” -Gimli (the dwarf) frm Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King. in the great hall @ Minas Tirth, after the big big battle and the ghost army leaves, right before the diversion leaves for Mordor so Frodo can dystroy the ring. Aragorn's diabolical idea which Legolas (orlando bloom) and Gandalf agree to. wow i sound like a nerd. oh well... and while on this LOTR rant, i love how in this move (the 3rd) Pippin sings this song (which i got on iTune 'casue i love it so much, i kno ur laughing, STOP IT!! anyways...) to the stweard in the great hall when the steward is all mad and his other son vladimir (i think) rides with like 30 other men to get themselves killed becase Vladimir is mad that his father (the steward) wishes his brother fladimir (i think) is dead (he saved Pippin and Merry in #1 after trying to take the ring frm Frodo and got shot w/ arrows by Orcs) and during the song they show Pippin and the stupid annying stweard in the hall then fly across the battled field to the men charcing to the close town place that is overrun w/ Orcs this is before the big big battle. gasp/breath the Orcs attack (starting big big battle) but send the horse with Valdimir's supposedly dead body back into the walls of Minras Trith and the guards take him to the steward. when the gate lets him in though, we see the charging Orcs. Gandalf prepares them for battle. the steward flips out (or goes insane u could say) when he sees tha this son in dead and tells the ppl 2 abbandon their post. gladnalf hitis him on the head and in the gut w/ his really cool staff at tells them to prepare for battle. Pippin is trying to tell the steward that Vladimir's not dead. galdalf heads to battle and Pippin goes to find him when the steward decides to burm vladimir. galdaf and pippin ride back tothe top of the knidom place and stop vladimir from burning. the steward gets on fire and runs out of the tomb place. he runs through the courtyard and off the edge to about 1000 ft drop. camera moves out so all we see is this liiiiiiiiiiiiiiitle orange thing falling. close to after that, the recruits frm Rohan arrive and take over the battle (which wz in favor of Orcs b4) but then mor eevil ppl from the west come w/ ginat elephants. BUT then Aragorn comes with Legloas and Gimli in a ship with the undead army that wold ony listen to the true king of Gondor (human terittory + aka, Aragon, hence name of movie i'll give mor detail if u want) and they go swarmmng through the battle ground and through the kingdom dystroying the Orcs so that even though the humans lost a ton of ppl, they dystroyed the Orcs. so then they are trying to come up with an idea that will let the 10,00 Orcs in Mordor leave the land so Frodo can cross to Mt. Doom (i think) and dystroy the ring (but what frodo and sam don;t know is that they're still being followed by Smeagl/Golloum) so there hence Aragon's idea to lure the Orcs out so Frodo can get across "undetected" by Saron (evil dude) 's eye. so the few 1000 or less men head to one of Mordor's gates to lure the Orcs out. wow. i am SUCH a geek!! the sad part is, i could still keep going...

yes, yes... i know i am a geek...

SCREW YOU!!
GEEKS AND FREAKS RULE!!
and i am proud to say that i am both!!

i really need a new hobby...

oh yeah...

I HEART HOBBITS
I HEART ARAGORN!! KING OF GONDOR!!

and Leglos (or orlando bloom) is hot.

this is really cool:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht redr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the uamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I wlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

i will add some pic for flip...

I understand how scissors can beat paper, and i get how rock can beat scissors, but there is noooo way paper can beat rock! Is paper supposed to magically wrap it's self around the rock and leave it immobile? If so why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't there pieces of paper constantly suffocating people as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, cause paper can't beat anything! a rock would tear that crap in seconds. When i play rock/paper/scissors i always pick rock. Then when some claims to have beaten me with their paper i can punch them in the face and say "Oh sorry I thought paper would protect you!!"

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so sweet...

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't quite as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

hello... thanks for reading... :D