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since: 01-07-08, id: 1468245, Profile Updated: 10-04-09
country: Canada

Name: Well thats personal.

Age: Same as above

Hight: don't know haven't checked

Eye color: brown

Sex: Male

Games that I like; Mega Man Zero 1-4, Mega Man ZX and ZXA, Fire Emblem, Super Smash Bros. Brawl, The 'Tails of' series, and any game that involves Gundam.

the anime/manga I like are; Ouran high school host club, Gundam seed, Gundam wing, Gundam 00, Naruto, Ranma 1/2, Code Geass, Code Breaker, Fruit Basket, Aflame Inferno, Full Metal Panic, Fate stay night.

Books that I like are; Harry Potter, Redwall, Eragon and all the books that fallow it.

Food; Cookies, Cakes, Pavlovas, Oranges, Salt Water Taffy, Rice, Pizza, and COOKIES! (Before you ask you know that saying "Join the dark side... we got cookies." Well I'm the person that is geared towards).


Fanfiction

Personally I think that I have great ideas for stories but I lack the drive, free time, and well the ability to transfer from my head to paper (or in this case the doc.). I might try writhing a one shot but that plan is sorta still in the planning stages.


In Honor of Stupid People . .
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)

On a Pepsi label -- Warning drink and swallow. (WHAT I can't eat it?)

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be??...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's just a suggestion.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought??...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(...I'm taking this because??...)

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: say what?)

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my Goodness... was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)


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